Fairy, Stop Making Trouble

Chapter 285: 286. It is difficult to conceive a fairy child

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As night fell, the guests dispersed, and the small courtyard that had been busy all day returned to calm.

In the room, the lights were dim, and the red gauze hanging freely covered the wedding bed. Fairy Bai sat in front of the bed, thinking about what would happen next, her face blushing unabated.

Jiang Qiao lifted up his collar and took a look at her infinitely charming face. He suddenly felt a little thirsty. The fairy looked so beautiful tonight.

"Why have you been staring at me?" Fairy Bai said shyly, her impeccably delicate face was now so beautiful.

"You look good." Jiang Qiao leaned back on the chair, took a sip from the water glass, and said with satisfaction, "My wife is so good-looking."

The once unattainable fairy was now his wife.

It's both emotional and rational.

And she still marries two.

"You only like my beauty?" The fairy's beauty lifted slightly.

Jiang Qiao did not answer, but said to himself: "All men have a common dream, to marry the most beautiful woman in the world as their wife. If the most beautiful woman in the world is also the best master in the world, almost 99% of people will want it. I gave up."

Fairy Bai smiled lightly. What Cai Gou meant was that if he was just a dirty scoundrel, she would probably have beaten him to death by now.

"Aren't you going to take a shower?" She raised her beautiful little feet and rubbed them back and forth near Jiang Qiao's ankles.

"Have you washed it?" Jiang Qiao held the little foot on his lap and gently stroked the instep.

"I can't sweat!"

"We are husband and wife, and we have to wash together even if we don't sweat."

Jiang Qiao's heart moved, and he picked up Fairy Bai and walked to the bathroom. She struggled twice symbolically, then blushed and buried her head in her chest.

Thanks to heaven and earth, her mind is now filled with the obligations of a wife.

When the water flow stopped, Jiang Qiao hugged her and threw her on the bed.

The towel she was wrapped in was loose, Fairy Bai posed in a seductive pose, and the mandarin duck quilt cover was wetted by the water droplets on her body.

Everyone knows that a night of flowers and candles in the bridal chamber is worth a thousand pieces of gold.

Jiang Qiao suddenly turned off the light in the bedroom and rushed forward.

After getting married, it was still ordinary life.

Jiang Qiao edited the video of the wedding day and posted it online, and received a large number of blessings from fans. The number of coins even reached twice the number of likes. They said it was a part of the money to congratulate them both. It was really heart-wrenching. move.

Since Wu Youcai and his son in white coat both went to kindergarten, the couple rarely lived in the mountains. Only on weekends, Wu Chengan would clamor to see Aunt Yueling's big cat, and then go to the mountains to live for two days.

As for the white coats, they have a wife and children at home and often have to work overtime, so the three brothers naturally have less time to get together.

Jiang Qiao and Wu Youcai were playing chess in the yard, and his attention fell on his son from time to time.

"Have you not been to the city for a long time?"

"Why go to the city? You can be self-sufficient by living here. There is nothing else to go out to but go back to my parents' place."

"Living in seclusion in the mountains and not caring about worldly affairs, you really want to become an immortal." Wu Youcai joked happily.

Jiang Qiao crossed his horse and ate his rook. Wu Youcai immediately shouted that he wanted to regret his move.

"Wait, I didn't see your horse, why is it here? What happened just now doesn't count."

"You will have no regrets." Jiang Qiao did not go along with his temper and said angrily: "If this could lead to immortality, those people living in the deep mountains would have attained enlightenment and ascended to heaven long ago."

Wu Youcai was slightly stunned: "That's true."

"By the way, my little daughter is almost one year old now, why hasn't my sister-in-law's belly gotten bigger? Old man, are you not good enough?"

Jiang Qiao rolled his eyes and was too lazy to pay attention to this guy. He was the only one who got pregnant with Liu Sisi before he got married.

Before it was released, it had long been thrown into a pig cage and thrown into the Yangtze River.

"I'm not telling you, you should have children as soon as possible. You got married four or five years later than me and White Coat. Now you are in your early thirties. How long do you plan to stay? Even if you don't think about yourself , I have to think about my sister-in-law, the older a woman is, the greater the risk, do you still need me to teach you about this?"

Jiang Qiao: "..."

Fairy Bai's real age is older than the history of human civilization. If you really think so, the biggest threat to her on her way to practice is not disaster, but pregnancy and childbirth.

"Why didn't you speak? Could it be..."

Wu Youcai took a deep breath and suddenly realized: "Old man, if you have something to hide, just say it. Don't feel embarrassed. Why don't you take the time to go to the hospital for a checkup? These days, many women cannot conceive after marriage, and the results are... Regarding male infertility, you see, my wife is prone to pregnancy. She thought it was a safe period twice, but now it’s too late to regret it.”

This person said he regretted it, but in fact he was probably very happy.

"Go away, there's nothing wrong with me."

Jiang Qiao threw the chess pieces on the chessboard and suddenly didn't want to play anymore. He was so annoying with his constant nagging and guessing all day long.

But having said that, it has been several months since he consummated his marriage with the fairy, and he has never taken any safety measures, but so far, the fairy's stomach has not moved at all.

It seems like what she said is true. The higher the strength, the more difficult it is to leave offspring. The probability of pregnancy is estimated to be about the same as winning a lottery ticket.

Seeing Jiang Qiao's absent-minded look, Wu Youcai became even more convinced that he had an unspeakable secret that was unique to men.

"It's okay if you don't want to go to the hospital. My old man seems to have several folk remedies. I'll find them for you another day. They are said to be very effective."

Jiang Qiao asked him coldly: "Why does your old man have that kind of folk remedy?"

"Ahem...given by others."

Jiang Qiao looked disdainful. Are these words a lie

But this was a private matter, and he was too embarrassed to continue asking.

After the weekend, Wu Chengan was going to kindergarten, and the family next door had to go back to the city to live for a few days, and the mountain became deserted again.

Jiang Qiao took the time to take the fairy back home. Jiang Tiancheng still walked the bird every day as before. Since the hatching failed again and again, he never tried again.

Every time I watch the little bird eggs turn into feathery eggs and then stop growing. As people get older, they can't bear to see this.

After Xia Qinghe retired, she fell in love with singing. Not to mention, the little old lady had a particularly good voice and a wide range. She could sing high notes and low notes. According to her, she was a member of the school choir when she was young.

Jiang Qiao felt helpless when he saw Xia Qinghe's trembling hands and fast-yining videos of her baby in the V-letter group.

If you are not married, you will get married, and if you are married, you will start to have children.

If Fairy Bai was an ordinary person, it would be fine. She could work harder, but she is a serious fairy, and it is not so easy to conceive a fairy child.

"Son, you are quite old this year. Look at your classmates. Every one of you who is not a child is several years old. While we two old guys are still healthy, Yue Ling can help you take care of the baby after it is born. When we get really old, we won’t be able to help you take care of your children.”

Xia Qinghe told Jiang Qiao sincerely that she went out to sing every day and saw her friends being hugged by their grandchildren, and she felt extremely envious.

Jiang Qiao didn't know whether to laugh or cry. Actually, he could understand why his mother was so anxious. The traditional thinking of Chinese descendants is serious, especially when the elders are older, they think about the longevity of their descendants.

If you really can't conceive a child, this will be a big deal that will end your relationship. What's more, the old couple is very concerned about face, and they are afraid that when they go out to play in the future, someone may secretly tell them behind their back whether their family has done something wrong, otherwise they would not be able to have children.

"Mom, don't worry, Yue Ling and I have our own plans. I also like children, and Yue Ling also likes children..."

"Have a baby if you like it. Why not?" Xia Qinghe said dullly.

"Uh... I can't explain this to you for a while. Anyway, don't worry."

"You said it yourself. Your mother is also an intellectual after all, and is not that easy to deal with." Xia Qinghe took Fairy Bai's hand and walked aside, "Yue Ling, I asked a friend for a prescription. Listen. They say that taking medicine will increase the chance of pregnancy, but you don’t know that their family had three babies in three years..."

Jiang Qiao's eyelids jumped when he heard this: "Mom, do you still call yourself an intellectual? If there is a problem, we will go to the hospital directly. There is no way to take medicine indiscriminately."

"So do you have any questions?"

"No." Jiang Qiao said firmly.

Now that he has become a statuette, how can he still have physical problems

"Oh, it's okay to take some Chinese medicine. It can nourish the body. The old prescription is said to be very effective."

Fairy Bai gave Jiang Qiao a helpless look, and had no choice but to nod her head and agree. Anyway, with her physique, it would be fine even if she took medicine randomly. As long as she could temporarily calm this anxious little old lady, she could say anything.

Back on the mountain, the young couple sat in the yard to enjoy the cool air.

Jiang Qiao hugged her and sat on the recliner, placing his hand on her smooth belly and stroking it carefully.

After marriage, the fairy's figure is still as perfect as ever, even more dewy and attractive than before, with a unique charm.

"Caigou, do you think my mother will have a grudge against me if I never get pregnant?" she asked suddenly.

"Grudge? Maybe there is, but it's not for you, but for us."

Jiang Qiao sighed silently. He was now considered a half-immortal cultivator, so time was not a problem at all.

But how long is the average person’s life? The average life expectancy is only over 70 years old. The old couple has worked hard for most of their lives. Now that they have retired, the focus of their lives is entirely on their family.

Maybe they can afford to wait for a year or two and won't say anything, but as time goes by, it's impossible not to complain.

In the eyes of that generation, continuing the family life was the top priority, and not having children was pure unfilial piety.

Although the old couple were not rigid and did not say that they must have a son, they still had to have a daughter.

Just be afraid, until they pass away peacefully, with regrets.

The White Fairy nestled in his arms suddenly moved to and fro with the rocking rhythm of the lounge chair. The soft moonlight fell down, adding a touch of warmth to the yard.

Jiang Qiao keenly sensed that something was wrong.

"what are you doing?"

Bai Yueling kissed him on the lips: "Mr., according to probability theory, as long as we consummate our marriages enough times, conceiving a baby is an inevitable event."

"You mean, we don't have enough now?" Jiang Qiao was shocked.

"Hey, hey, unless you can get me pregnant one day!"

Bai Yueling stopped pretending and started to take off his clothes when she got the chance.

"Wait... wait a minute, this is outside."

"What's going on outside? There's no one there anyway."

Spring passes and winter comes, three years later.

Wu Youcai and the children in white coats have both started to enter the first grade of elementary school. Fairy Bai's belly is still as flat as ever, with no change visible. Xia Qinghe almost died of panic.

This made Jiang Qiao very discouraged. He had obviously worked very hard and never rested every day for 365 days a year, but he couldn't get pregnant just because he couldn't.

Fairy Bai said that this was because their fate with the child had not yet arrived.

But she couldn't tell when the fate was.

In the past three years, Wu Youcai had gained weight slightly, and his belly was almost as big as a three-month-old pregnant woman. He changed his bad temper and went back to take over the job of his old man. He was either socializing or on the way to socializing every day.

The white coat hasn't changed much. It looks more mature than before. I don't know if it's because he works overtime and has a tendency to develop towards the Mediterranean.

Wu Sujin was still alone and worked in a bank. Now she was just a small teller. In the bank, if you want to be promoted, you have to slowly gain seniority.

When three families come together, the differences can be seen at a glance.

Jiang Qiao and his wife are no different from when they were young, but Wu Youcai and Bai Daco have become visibly changed.

Even Liu Sisi and Wei Chuxia's skin is not as shiny and smooth as before. Age is a woman's biggest enemy, and it doesn't matter how well they take care of themselves.

Three women came together to talk about how to take care of your skin and stay young forever.

"That's why I don't like running to the mountains now. I can be your dad in a few years."

Wu Youcai felt very unhappy looking at Jiang Qiao's face now. Everyone was living the same life, why didn't you change at all? Even more outrageous than those ageless male gods in the entertainment industry.

Jiang Qiao couldn't help laughing and said: "Haven't you seen it yet? Yue Ling and I don't have children to worry about. We are not as physically and mentally exhausted as you. As long as people live in a happy atmosphere every day, their bodies will naturally become... More healthy."

"Is this why you haven't had a baby yet?"

Wu Youcai looked disdainful. Compared with the two children in his family, of course the children were more important. However, he always felt that this guy Jiang Qiao just couldn't eat the grapes and said the grapes were sour.

Oh shit.

If you have the ability to give birth to a child, then you can say these sarcastic words.