When Xiao Yuer was one year old, he was already running around the yard chasing cats. Children of the same age were probably still toddlers at this time.
It is a fact that cannot be ignored that his daughter develops quickly. Even if Xiao Yu'er is allowed to go to kindergarten at this time, no one will believe that she is only a baby who has just turned one year old.
In fact, Jiang Qiao also suggested it, but Mr. Jiang rejected it outright and scolded him for sending his child to school when he was only one year old. Is there something wrong with him as a father? Xiao Yu'er is so cute, what if she is bullied by other children
Jiang Qiao watched with his own eyes as Xiao Yu'er climbed up the big tree in front of his house. This kind of thing was considered dangerous by other parents, but he was already used to it.
What a joke, will his daughter be bullied by others
You only bully others, right? The kind that can make someone cry with just one punch.
Entering school early is just to protect other people’s children.
"Daddy, daddy, fly... fly high~"
The little fish climbed onto the treetop at some point, stood precariously on the branch and was about to jump down.
This startled Jiang Qiao, not to mention whether something would happen, it looked quite dangerous.
He hurriedly ran over and stood under the tree. Xiao Yuer giggled, opened his arms, kicked off his little feet, and then landed perfectly in Jiang Qiao's arms.
If Mr. Jiang saw this, he would probably be scolded to death.
"Papa, hold it high, the little fish wants to play with it." She danced like a baby, and her voice still had a distinctly childish milky flavor.
Jiang Qiao had no choice but to put Xiao Yu'er on his neck again.
I thought that the fairy fetus would be mature and sensible early, and he could be a leisurely father, but I didn't expect that he would be so naughty and only choose those dangerous things to do. If you don't look at him for a while, you don't know where he went.
This still requires the fairy to plant a seal for Xiao Yu'er, otherwise, this small courtyard would have been ruined by her.
"Xiao Yu'er, how many times have I told you that you can't do dangerous things like climbing trees. The monkey jumped out of the stone, and you were born from my mother and I. You are different."
"Waku waku."
"Also, you can't pluck out the hair of Fu Lu Shou Xi's cat. There isn't much hair left. It depends on what it looks like after you pluck it out."
"Waku waku."
Jiang Qiao sighed and looked at Xiaoyu'er's tender little face. He, as a father, couldn't get angry at all. As long as his daughter was not hurt, he would be pampered as long as he could. How about spanking her
After playing with her daughter in the yard for a while, Fairy Bai went shopping with her group of little sisters and came back. She went empty-handed and came back with a lot of children's supplies.
"Mummy, Mummy."
Xiao Yu'er jumped down from Jiang Qiao's shoulder, and his soft little legs suddenly lost their balance. He knelt on the ground, then stood up, patted his knees, and ran towards his mother in a bounding motion.
She suddenly stopped and glanced timidly. Today she seemed to be the witch mother. The witch mother would hug her and kiss her for a long time every time, and her face would be covered with drool.
"Xiao Yu'er, mom is back, come here and give her a kiss."
"Oh, oh, give me a hug, no kiss."
"That won't work. Mom hasn't seen you for several hours. Is Xiao Yu'er good at home?" Bai Yueling handed the shopping bag in her hand to Jiang Qiao, squatted down and held Xiao Yu'er in her arms. He opened his mouth and bit into his daughter's face.
Jiang Qiao couldn't help but rolled his eyes: "You're quite well-behaved. He's so good that he can climb trees and jump down."
Bai Yueling turned her head and glanced at the yellow jue tree at the door. It was okay, only about six meters high.
"Xiao Yu'er, you have to listen to your dad at home. Don't climb so high next time. Your dad is worried. Did you see the tree next to it? It's not that high." She patted her head lovingly.
"Wow, wow, wow!" Xiao Yu'er nodded excitedly.
Jiang Qiao: "..."
There is really no way he can take care of this daughter. His wife is more doting than him. Even if she is not very tall, she is still about three meters tall. This is how all co-authors of immortal cultivators grow up? As a native of the earth, he has never seen it before.
"Ms. sir, you take Xiao Yu'er to play, and I'll get some food."
"Little fish likes potato pancakes!"
"Okay~ Mommy will make potato cakes for Xiaoyu'er."
The fairy smiled slightly and tied up her hair with a hair rope. Soon, the smell of food emanated from the kitchen.
"Xiao Yu'er, let's go, daddy will take you to watch TV."
"Sun Houji, Xiao Yu'er wants to see Sunhou Ji!"
The little guy sang in a sweet voice: "A few demons live in the piano, a few demons live in the mailbox..."
“…”
After dinner, the family of three enjoyed the cool air in the yard and watched the stars. They were like two guards, one on the left and one on the right standing next to the little fish.
For this very cute human cub, it can be said that the two cats have watched her grow up, but they usually play with cats lightly and like to pick off their fur.
Bai Yueling held Xiao Yu'er in her arms and enjoyed the comfortable leisure time.
Jiang Qiao habitually glanced next door. The lights in that small building had not been on for a long time. After all, this kind of semi-secluded life was only suitable for them.
"How was your outing today?" Jiang Qiao asked.
"It's still the same, shopping, shopping, and communicating with children."
He thought about it seriously and realized that this was indeed the favorite thing for married women in this era. Xiao Yu'er hadn't gone to school yet, otherwise she would have become someone else's child in the eyes of Wei Chuxia and Liu Sisi.
"Xiao Yu'er, how about daddy teaching you to recite poetry? Chanting goose, goose, goose, goose, singing to the sky, white hair..."
"Don't listen, don't listen, the bastard is chanting sutras."
Xiao Yu'er covered his ears and shook his head vigorously: "Xiao Yu'er hates studying. Xiao Yu'er wants to listen to Mom's stories. What happened to the brain ax that was taller than Shan Hong last time?"
"Finally..." Bai Yueling glanced at Jiang Qiao with a smile, "In the end, a sword-wielding immortal defeated the big tiger with one sword and turned it into a little fish's mount!"
"Waku waku!"
Xiao Yu'er clenched her fists with excitement on her face. She struggled to jump out of her mother's arms and sat down on Fu Lu.
"Brain Ax, drive, drive, drive!"
Jiang Qiao and Bai Yueling looked at each other and smiled. It would be great if Xiao Yuer could continue to be so cheerful and lively, but he would only suffer from happiness, wealth and longevity.
night.
The young couple, who had not had sex for a long time, suddenly made a certain decision with a clear conscience.
"Xiao Yu'er, you have grown up and you have to learn to sleep alone."
"Hey! The little fish is afraid of the dark. The little fish wants to sleep with Daddy and Mommy!"
"No!" Jiang Qiao denied without thinking, "Mom belongs to dad. Mom wants to sleep with dad. Xiao Yu'er is obedient. You see, grandson always sleeps by himself."
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuori, Xiao Yu'er knows it. Daddy must be trying to pin Mommy down and spank Mommy's butt again. Xiaoyu'er can just tie it when she sleeps. Daddy, don't spank Mommy."
The two adults were stunned. They looked at each other and subconsciously turned their heads away with red faces. What on earth was this little guy talking about
Bai Yueling pinched Jiang Qiao's arm hard and glared at him. Anyway, you should solve this matter yourself!
"Hey, Xiao Yu'er, dad didn't hit mom, you were wrong."
Jiang Xiaoyu pouted and shouted: "Dad is lying, Xiao Yu'er has seen it, and Daddy is still covering Mommy's mouth to prevent her from crying!"
Jiang Qiao held his forehead. Although he was talking like a child, he was talking about nothing. At such a young age, he was full of bad intentions.
"Xiao Yu'er is obedient. Mommy won't sleep with daddy. Mom will sleep with Xiao Yu'er." Bai Yueling picked up Xiao Yu'er and kissed her.
Jiang Qiao was immediately dumbfounded. This night was supposed to be a happy sexual life for the couple, but in the end, his wife didn't get it, and his daughter even ran away with her.
He licked his face and said, "Daddy likes Xiao Yu'er, and Daddy also wants to sleep with Xiao Yu'er."
"Damn! Daddy belongs to Sunhouji, so Sunhouji has to sleep with me!"
Bai Yueling hugged Xiao Yu'er and said angrily: "Go and sleep alone, Sun Houhou."
Jiang Qiao's face darkened, and he deliberately pricked Xiao Yu'er with his beard and ran to the guest room alone.
"Mama, little Yu'er, I still want to listen to you, about the dragon in the North Sea, the evil dragon roars with filial piety, oooo~"
"That dragon is so powerful. It occupied the North Sea and made waves until an immortal..."
Xiao Yu'er fell asleep listening to the story, imagining that he was the immortal that Mama talked about, slaying demons and demons all the way on Ziwei Star, and doing justice for heaven.
…
Unknowingly, Xiao Yu'er turned three years old.
She has two pigtails and is several times taller than before. Her delicate facial features look like those of a fairy. She is cute and lovable.
Mr. Jiang and Mrs. Xia ran up the mountain when they had nothing to do. Their granddaughter was cute, sensible and obedient, and they liked her very much. Except for the little brat Jiang Qiao, who was a bit unreliable, she was fine everywhere.
No, the old couple bought a bunch of toys again. They are all monsters, Ultraman and so on, and there is also a brain ax that you can ride on. Ever since Fu Lu Shouxi ran away when he saw her, the brain ax has been It became Xiao Yu'er's new mount.
There's nothing I can do about it, who wouldn't like the beautiful doll Xiao Yu'er
"Grandpa, grandpa, grandma, grandma~" Jiang Xiaoyu jumped over and ran over.
"Good boy, little fish~ Come and give me a hug, grandpa."
"Oooh, grandpa's beard is prickly."
"That's right, come and hug me, grandma loves little fish the most."
"Waku waku!"
Jiang Tiancheng watched Xia Qinghe carry Xiao Yu'er to play in the yard, and fell into deep thought. He touched his chin. Didn't he just shave his beard yesterday? Why did it grow again
Jiang Qiao kept staring outside worriedly, fearing that Xiao Yu'er would suddenly perform a monkey climbing a tree and flying fairy from the sky to Mrs. Xia. At that time, he would probably be scolded badly.
So every time the old couple went up the mountain, Jiang Qiao would give them numerous warnings, not to mess around and to be honest. Fortunately, Xiaoyuer was very obedient in this regard.
"Does Xiao Yu'er have to go to kindergarten?"
"Well, next month."
The father and son were still sitting on the threshold as before, watching Old Mrs. Xia playing with Xiao Yu'er, one playing the role of a monster, and the other holding a plastic sword, playing the role of a fairy who slays demons and protects the Tao.
"Has the kindergarten been contacted?"
"Well, I've made contact. It's the kindergarten that Wu Youcai sent his children to. I heard from him that it's pretty good in all aspects."
Jiang Qiao couldn't help but sigh. The most suitable time for people of his age to study has passed. Now Xiao Yu'er only needs a light punch to make even a six- or seven-year-old child cry.
Hopefully no one messes with her.
"Your mountain is still too far away. It's not convenient for Xiao Yu'er to go to school. Why don't you move back to the city? If you don't want to live with me and your mother, there is another house. The contract for renting it out will be this year. I won’t renew my visa, I’ll hire a housekeeping company to clean it and I can move in.”
Jiang Qiao thought about it seriously and decided to forget it.
The three of them are accustomed to living in the mountains. The only drawback is that it is not convenient for Xiao Yu'er to go to school, but he decided to buy a car for transportation. Although flying with a sword is fast, it cannot show his holiness in front of others.
Seeing his refusal, Mr. Jiang sighed softly, took out a car key from his bag and handed it to him.
"This is for you. Your mother has been urging you for a long time. Although I know that you and Yue Ling are not short of money and don't care about these things, you still have to have the things you should have. At least, it will be convenient for you to go wherever you want in the future. You don't have to do it every time. They were all standing on the roadside waiting for the car.”
Jiang Qiao was stunned: "What about you? Give me the car. Why do you drive it yourself?"
"Why should I drive at my age? Now I have nothing to do but walk more. It's good and I'm in good health."
Looking at Mr. Jiang's half-white hair, Jiang Qiao nodded without saying anything, took the car keys and put them away.
I was just thinking that the driver's license he took in college seemed to have expired, right? I have almost forgotten some of the essentials of driving, and I have to find a driving school to learn for a day or two if I have time.
…
The day before school.
Jiang Qiao patiently told Xiao Yu'er that he must not cause trouble in the kindergarten, especially he must not hit anyone, including teachers and classmates. Of course, if you are bullied, that is a different matter.
"Daddy, Xiaoyuer hates going to school!" Jiang Xiaoyu pouted, his face full of displeasure.
"That's not okay. Children have to go to school. If they don't go to school, they will be treated as monsters."
"Xiao Yu'er is not a child, those who cry all day long are children! Even if Xiao Yu'er doesn't go to school, he can recite three hundred Tang poems."
"But going to school is not just about three hundred Tang poems."
"And Senmo?"
"Well… "
Jiang Qiao was stuck for a moment, thinking about what he should say to make the little fish interested.
"Good boy, little Yu'er, mom and dad have more important things to do, such as..." He happened to catch a glimpse of the plastic sword on the table, picked it up and played with two sword flowers.
"For example, slaying demons and saving the world!" he said seriously.
"Ah~~wakuwaku!" Xiao Yu'er showed excited eyes.
"Xiao Yu'er knows. Xiao Yu'er goes to school, and mom and dad go to fight the monsters. After fighting the monsters, they will pick Xiao Yu'er up from school."
"Yes, Xiaoyu'er is very smart."
Jiang Dahuyouqiao showed admiration in his eyes.
That night, Xiao Yu'er slept alone for the first time, and the fairy came to haunt her. Finally, they had a chance and the couple spent the whole night without being shy or impatient.
"The more important thing is to slay demons?" The fairy hugged his neck and exhaled with half-squinted eyes.
"Well, I'm going to kill you, the witch who specializes in sucking people's yang energy." He breathed heavily.
"Hmm~"