On the weekend, Jiang Qiao made an appointment with Xianzi to take Xiao Yu'er to the amusement park. The family of three felt that living in the mountains every day without communication with modern people would be very bad for the growth of their children.
Thinking that it had been a long time since I had gotten together with Wu Youcai and Bai Daco, I called those two families together.
Wu Youcai lost weight. It is said that he really listened to Jiang Qiao's words and ran ten kilometers every day. After more than half a year, he lost weight. His face became three-dimensional and he looked more energetic.
One look at Liu Sisi's rosy face, Jiang Qiao knew that the relationship between the couple must be good, and they were so full of sexual happiness that they were almost overflowing.
The white coat is still the same, he is tall and thin, and he has a serious tendency to go bald. After all, he is a doctor, but he can't cure his hair, which sounds a bit sad.
The three men, each leading their wives and children, walked grandly from the gate to the scenic spot, looking very impressive.
In this slow season of travel, the owners of the amusement park looked at a group of children with bright eyes. How many more projects should they experience? When children play, adults have to accompany them, right? It's all money.
It was a relatively gentle merry-go-round at the beginning. Bai Yu and Wu Youcai's son is already in the sixth grade of elementary school. It seems that he graduated this year and has already started eating the food of a thirteen-year-old.
The two young men were classmates or roommates, and they usually had a very good relationship. They started gesticulating with their hands in the air while sitting on the wooden horse, pretending to hold swords in their hands, and even dubbed themselves. Just like in the TV series, the two of them had a manly game. The horse battle showdown between them was a lot of fun.
"Children today are still happy. Look at what we had to play with back then. We could roll around a hoop and play for a day. Then we would get our clothes dirty and get beaten by our parents when we got home." Wu Youcai sighed and expressed emotion.
"Are you willing to beat your child?"
"Hey, I can't bear to part with it. The palms and backs of my hands are all flesh."
Three men were lying on the fence outside the carousel chatting, while the women were each carrying their children.
"Old man, is your daughter growing a little too fast? Why is she a little bigger than my daughter?"
Wu Youcai was very puzzled. His youngest daughter Wu Chenxi had just turned 6 years old. She had to ride on the merry-go-round with Liu Sisi to accompany her, but Xiao Yu'er was not afraid at all and played very hard by herself.
"Da Ma Ma, drive, drive!" Xiao Yu'er's voice was very cheerful.
"Isn't this normal?" Jiang Qiao laughed. If this guy knew that Xiao Yu'er was running around the yard, climbing trees, and flying high when he was one year old, he would be so shocked that his teeth would fall out.
"Normal shit!"
Wu Youcai was so depressed that he didn't want to deal with this guy. He seemed to have lost compared to his daughter.
Bai Yu said something fair at this time: "Mr. Qian, don't even look at it. Your daughter has been pampered since she was a child, and the little fish runs around all over the mountains and plains every day. How can she compare?"
"That's true." Wu Youcai suddenly felt much better.
Seeing Bai Yu scratching his head when nothing happened, Jiang Qiao doubted whether this guy scratched his bald head with his hands.
"White coat, I'll ask Yue Ling to send you a prescription later. Take it accordingly, and pay attention to taking care of your body. Don't be too stressed. You should stop losing your hair."
Bai Yu shook his head: "I have taken a lot of Chinese medicine, but it still doesn't work. You know, when you reach middle age, you can't help yourself. You have to take it away."
"Can the prescription my wife gave me be an ordinary prescription?" Jiang Qiao scorned. Fairies can see through all the shortcomings of the human body at a glance and prescribe the right medicine.
In the past, these were all treasures that could be passed down from family to family. A single prescription could create a family of miraculous doctors, and countless people would praise it as "the medicine can cure diseases and bring youth back to life."
Bai Yu thought about it carefully, and it seemed that this was the reason. Many things given by Fairy Yueling seemed illogical, but in fact they were very effective.
"That's not right, your wife doesn't even have a medical certificate, so why are there so many weird prescriptions?" The white coat finally asked the question that had been lingering on him for a long time.
Fairy Yueling is like a doraemon. If you have any trouble, you can definitely solve it by asking her.
"It's a family tradition, you don't understand." Jiang Qiao said mysteriously.
"Didn't you say before that your wife was an orphan?"
"Is that so? I forgot, my wife seems to be a fairy who descended from the sky."
The white coat sneered, not believing it at all, is this girl pretending again
"I'm going to buy water, what do you want to drink?" Wei Chuxia felt a little distressed when she saw Yan Qi sweating profusely while playing.
"mineral water."
"Mineral water X2."
"Mineral water X3."
"Then just buy mineral water."
Wei Chuxia nodded and went to the store to buy water with Fairy Bai.
Looking at the two people leaving, looking back, the music of the carousel was coming to an end.
"I still remember when Yue Ling and I came to the amusement park. At that time, we met you and Sisi on a date. I didn't expect that the child would be so big in a blink of an eye." Jiang Qiao said with a smile.
"Yeah, time flies so fast. Looking back, I thought it was yesterday." Wu Youcai looked at his wife and children who were riding the merry-go-round and was filled with emotion.
In the next cycle, will he become a bad old man with white hair
Thinking of this, Wu Youcai looked at Jiang Qiao with envy. Both he and Bai Daco were old, and he could tell at a glance that he was a greasy middle-aged man, but this girl and Bai Xianzi still looked like they were when they were young, with not even a trace of wrinkles at the corners of their eyes. No.
Just outrageous.
"In a few years, when we get together, others will treat you as my son." Wu Youcai joked with a smile.
"Go away, you are getting old quickly, why don't you allow others to get younger?"
Bai Yu looked hurt when he was caught in the middle. Because of his bald head, he looked more aged than Wu Youcai.
"Seriously, old man, how do you take care of yourself? Tell me your method."
"It's a very simple way of maintaining health. Eat simple meals, grow vegetables and flowers, and have a more optimistic attitude, and you will naturally age slowly."
"I understand what you are saying, but it is just slow aging, but you and the fairy have not aged at all. Did you secretly take some magic elixir?"
Wu Youcai was very puzzled. Liu Sisi had always used expensive skin care products, but compared with Fairy Yueling, the activity of her skin was simply incomparable.
Jiang Qiao said angrily: "If I have that kind of panacea, I will apply for a patent myself, and then I will sell one million pills to rich people like you."
“…”
In fact, the secret to not looking old is that he cultivates immortality with the fairies. His body is full of vitality and his life span is long, so he naturally looks younger.
But he couldn't say this, and he couldn't find anyone in the world who could follow the fairy to cultivate immortality.
A few minutes later, the carousel stopped, and Fairy Bai came back with a bag of mineral water.
Everyone rested for a while and then went to ride the Ferris wheel. One cabin per family, and the small space was slowly filled with warmth.
"Xiao Yuer, is it fun to ride a big horse?" Jiang Qiao touched Jiang Xiaoyu's head.
Jiang Xiaoyu tugged on his fingers and said hesitantly, "Xiao Yu'er thinks it's just fun."
"What do you mean by ordinary?"
"It's better to ride Brain Ax!"
"Have you ever ridden one?"
"Xiao Yu'er just wants to ride one because he has never ridden one before." Jiang Xiaoyu imagined for a moment that the wooden horse is dead but the brain ax is alive. If he could ride on it, how majestic it would be.
"Then next time mom and dad will take you to the zoo."
"Can Xiao Yu'er ride the Brain Axe?" Jiang Xiaoyu opened his eyes wide and looked very excited.
"No, the brain ax in the zoo can only be watched but not ridden." Jiang Qiao said with a smile.
Jiang Xiaoyu's face suddenly fell.
She walked to the window. The doors of the Ferris wheel's cabins all locked automatically. Jiang Qiao was not worried that Xiao Yu'er would suddenly open the door and be blown down by the wind.
"Wow, it's so high now, higher than the big tree in front of my house. The people below have turned into ants." Jiang Xiaoyu opened the glass window and looked out curiously.
Jiang Qiao held Fairy Bai's hand and thought of his past experience. The first time he rode the Ferris wheel with the fairy, he was punched by her. As a result, he was lying on a bench while the fairy massaged him.
When Xiao Yu'er wasn't paying attention, he quickly kissed the fairy's soft lips.
Turning back, he saw Xiao Yuer covering his face with his hands, spreading his fingers, and his eyes widened.
It's over, it's over, Dad wants to spank Mom here again, but there are so many people outside, what if someone sees him later.
She went over and hugged her father's waist, and cried out: "Daddy, don't beat me here. You have to go back to the bed and beat me. Xiao Yu'er... Xiao Yu'er promises not to peek."
Jiang Qiao: "???"
What kind of nonsense is this kid talking about
Moreover, she seems to have peeked more than once
No, he and the fairy had always been very secretive when they were in love, and the door to the room would be closed on purpose. Was it before sleeping in separate beds
But Xiaoyuer was just a little older at that time! So you understand
Fairy Bai glared at him with a red face, then looked out the window, "Huh, let this loser explain himself!"
"Ahem, Xiao Yu'er, dad wasn't hitting mom, that was... that was..." Jiang Qiao suddenly got stuck and thought for two seconds before saying, "Mom is sometimes very tired from doing housework, and dad is giving her a massage."
massage…
Bai Xianzi blushed and thought for a moment, then her face suddenly turned redder.
"Really? How come Xiao Yu'er remembers that Mama moaned and cried several times."
Fairy Bai: "..."
Jiang Qiao rubbed his face and said in a weak voice: "That's because mom is homesick, and dad is comforting her."
"Oh!" Xiao Yu'er nodded.
The things that had troubled her for a long time were finally figured out.
It turns out that Daddy and Mommy didn’t fight.
The Ferris wheel landed, and Xiao Yuer was clamoring to ride the most exciting roller coaster again. Bai Yanqi and Wu Chengan were both stunned. They looked up at the car whizzing by above, diving and turning in circles. The group of people above were so frightened that they howled and knew it was dangerous at first glance.
But Xiaoyuer actually dared to sit? How old is she? Aren't she afraid of being shadowed in her heart
"You go ahead, Cheng'an and I are not going." Liu Sisi swallowed, feeling frightened, and the two children turned pale with fright.
"I won't go to my house either." Wei Chuxia said, shaking her head.
As a result, Fairy Bai took Xiao Yu'er up and sat down. Wu Youcai glanced at Jiang Qiao in confusion: "This thing is so dangerous, why are you so trusting of mother and son? Xiao Yu'er is still so young, what if he gets scared?" Anyway..."
"It's okay." Jiang Qiao said with a relaxed look.
Xiao Yu'er has inherited the excellent genes of the fairy, even her courage. Isn't it just a ride on a roller coaster? There's nothing to be afraid of. You might have to fly with a sword in the future, so there's no harm in experiencing it now.
"Then why don't you go?"
"Save some face for both of you."
Wu Youcai, in white coat: "..."
If this person can't speak, you don't have to speak.
After a while, the mother and daughter got off the roller coaster. Xiao Yuer looked excited and a little unfinished. It really felt like flying in the sky, which was much more interesting than riding a merry-go-round.
"You guys, what else do you want to play?"
Xiao Yu'er rolled his eyes, pointed at the children's haunted house in the corner of the amusement park and said, "Daddy, I'm going to kill the demons!"
Everyone: "..."
At this moment, the other two families finally discovered that Xiao Yu'er was just young, but he was really brave.
"How about we go play together? It's just a children's haunted house. It shouldn't be too scary inside." Wu Youcai suggested when he saw some parents bringing their children in.
Besides, there are so many people in their three families, so they really are not afraid of anything scary.
"go!"
Wu Chengan and Bai Yanqi looked at each other and nodded vigorously.
They didn't dare to go to the roller coaster, and they couldn't even be afraid of the children's haunted house. They were not as brave as a girl who had just entered kindergarten, which made them feel very uncomfortable.
"You go ahead, Chen Xi and I are waiting outside." Liu Sisi held her six-year-old daughter in hand, but felt that even a children's haunted house was a little too early for children as young as a few years old.
In the end, it was decided that the three mothers would stay outside and the three fathers would go in with their children.
Unlike the horror houses for adults, the children's haunted house has a less underworld tone and no scary background music. The graffiti on the walls are cartoon ghosts, and in the corner is a doll with a long neck made of bullets.
The adults even wanted to laugh when they saw it, but the three children all looked solemn and full of guard.
"How about letting the three of them play by themselves?" Jiang Qiao suggested.
"This... is okay. This haunted house is not big. Let them take risks on their own to practice their courage."
Wu Youcai glanced at his son and then at Xiao Yu'er. Two boys couldn't be compared to a little girl, right
So, the three little ones started taking adventures in the haunted house.
Xiaoyuer walked very fast along the way. She had no interest in these immobile children's ghosts. When she passed a corner and saw the bloody clown that suddenly popped up in front of her, the three little ones were all frightened.
Wu Cheng'an and Bai Yanqi went back to find their father, crying and shouting, leaving Xiao Yu'er standing there alone, with his eyes wide open and looking like he was frightened.
She suddenly shouted, and the space seemed to stop, with some scary-looking plastic props suspended in the air.
Following her thoughts, these props and the bloody clown flew around.
Xiaoyuer blinked curiously.
She seems a little different from other children.