Hearing Xiao Yu'er's scream, Jiang Qiao quickly ran into the haunted house with the father of two children.
As a result, she saw her dragging the bloody clown out all the way.
"Daddy, Xiao Yu'er has killed the demon!"
Jiang Qiao: "..."
He looked speechlessly at the other two guys who were so frightened that their faces turned pale, and then looked at the slightly ferocious doll in Xiao Yu'er's hand, uh...
"Are you two scared by this thing?" Wu Youcai taunted him fiercely. He was obviously eight or nine years older, so why are you not as courageous as a little girl.
"I didn't. It was Yan Qi who screamed first, and then I ran away." Wu Chengan quickly distanced himself from the relationship and firmly refused to admit that he was actually frightened by a doll.
"Obviously it was you who screamed that there was a ghost, and you were so frightened that you ran away." Bai Yanqi also blushed and made a righteous statement.
"You called me first!"
"You run first!"
"You call first!"
"You run first!"
"Hey, stop, stop, stop!"
The white coat was so noisy by the two and a half-year-old children that his head hurt, and he said angrily: "You promised to protect the little fish? Is this how you protect it? You run away first when you are in danger. It's not like that at all. A man."
The two young men's faces turned red. After all, leaving their little sister behind and running away was not honorable at all.
Jiang Qiao smiled and waved his hand: "Okay, don't make any noise, Xiao Yu'er will be fine."
Wu Youcai couldn't help but roll his eyes. He said it so easily. Something was really going to happen to Xiao Yu'er. He, as a father, couldn't turn the haunted house upside down
"Daddy, I..."
"Huh? What's wrong with Xiao Yu'er?"
"No... no forest..."
Jiang Xiaoyu opened his cute big eyes, still thinking about the magic he had just acquired suddenly.
After visiting the amusement park, the three families gathered together for a meal before Jiang Qiao took his wife and daughter back to the mountain.
As night fell, the family of three watched TV around the sofa. One of the two cats was held by Xiao Yu'er, and the other was also held by Xiao Yu'er. The scene was very harmonious.
At this time, Bai Yu sent a text message.
"Sister-in-law, what are the stalagmite liquid and Tianshou Teng in your prescription?"
Jiang Qiao glanced at the screen and secretly guessed that the fairy had probably added some of Ziweixing's treasures.
I saw her flipping through the Compendium of Materia Medica and then typing a reply.
"Replace the stalagmite liquid with Rehmannia glutinosa, and the Tianshou Teng with 15 grams each of Polygonum multiflorum and white peony root, and 20 grams of Zhuyu."
"Okay, thank you, sister-in-law, for allowing me to go to the hospital tomorrow to grab some Chinese medicine and take two pairs to try."
Jiang Qiao held the fairy's feet in his arms and asked, "Will it be useful after modification?"
Fairy Bai nodded: "The effect of the medicine will be weakened, but as long as you insist on drinking it for a few more courses, you can still grow hair."
"Daddy, mommy, Xiaoyu'er is sleepy and wants to sleep." Jiang Xiaoyu suddenly yawned.
"Let's go, mom will take you to take a bath." Fairy Bai curled her toes a few times, stepped on his arms in a very subtle way, and then stood up to get a change of pajamas for Xiao Yu'er.
"No, Xiao Yu'er has grown up. Xiao Yu'er can wash himself. Daddy and Mommy, you don't have to worry about Xiao Yu'er." Jiang Xiaoyu said, jumping off the sofa, returning to the room to get clothes, and walked into the bathroom in a sensible manner.
The couple looked at each other, their daughter was too sensible, and they didn't need to worry about life matters at all.
After Jiang Xiaoyu took a shower, he put on his loose pajamas and went to the drawer to get a hair dryer. He stood on tiptoes and tried several times to insert the plug into the wall socket, but then he found his mother helplessly.
"Mama, Xiao Yu'er can't reach it, so you blow dry Xiao Yu'er's hair."
Jiang Qiao glanced at his daughter, who was as big as a brat, and said with a smile: "Xiao Yu'er, come here and let daddy kiss you, and daddy will blow you."
Jiang Xiaoyu hesitated for two seconds, then looked at him seriously, and said timidly: "Hey! Daddy's beard is prickly."
Jiang Qiao's breathing was stagnant, and he subconsciously raised his hand to touch his chin. Sure enough, there were a few stubbles.
Every father's lifelong enemy, the hateful beard!
Seeing this scene, Fairy Bai on the side covered her mouth and chuckled.
She took the hair dryer, dried Xiao Yu'er's hair one by one, and kissed her gently on the face.
"Xiao Yu'er, do you want to sleep with your parents tonight?"
"Little Yu'er has grown up. Xiao Yu'er can sleep on his own. My parents don't have to fight secretly from me anymore." Jiang Xiaoyu said loudly.
"Cough..." Jiang Qiao coughed lightly, picked up the water cup and drank from it.
Why does this child talk about this every day? It seems that we have to find a way to make her forget it.
Otherwise, when she grows up and becomes sensible, he and the fairy will be completely shameless.
Fairy Bai walked into the bedroom with Xiao Yu'er in her arms, gently placed her on her own little bed, then tucked her in and kissed her lightly on the forehead.
"Good night, little fish."
The door was gently closed, and the room was dark. Xiaoyu'er suddenly opened his eyes, tiptoed out of bed, carefully placed his ear against the door and listened for a while, then moved a small stool to rest on, turned on the light, and locked the door. , done in one go.
Finally, her eyes fell on the plastic sword. She raised her little hand and moved it lightly. The little sword trembled and flew straight towards her. Then she pointed it again and flew away quickly.
Xiao Yu'er's big eyes are getting brighter and brighter. She seems to have awakened an incredible magic, making her different from ordinary people.
Do you want to tell Mommy
She became troubled again.
…
Fairy Bai came out and sat down gently against Jiang Qiao. She saw that he was concentrating on writing the novel "White Emperor" that he had started to conceive a long time ago. It is about a fairy who mistakenly enters the path of immortality and kills demons along the way. , the story of finally becoming the Emperor of Heaven.
The story sounds a bit cliche, and it is about a heroine. There may not be many interested readers, but Jiang Qiao doesn't care, he just wants to record this story.
"Has Xiaoyu'er fallen asleep?" Jiang Qiao turned to look at her.
"Well, I fell asleep as soon as I got into bed." Fairy Bai rested her head on his shoulder and nodded gently.
"She played so crazy in the amusement park today. Even though her physique is very different from ordinary people, she is still a child after all." Jiang Qiao said with a smile.
Fairy Bai slowly fell down and rested her head on his lap. She looked up at Jiang Qiao's chin and saw a few more green stubbles sprouting up. No wonder Xiao Yuer kept saying his beard was prickly.
She arched her head in the hollow of her legs, her face slowly turning red, and Jiang Qiao suddenly lost interest as he wrote.
He looked down and said helplessly: "What are you doing? If Xiao Yu'er sees you later, you won't be able to tell clearly."
"She's already asleep."
Jiang Qiao swallowed and turned to look at her bedroom. The door was closed.
"Not in the living room."
Fairy Bai kissed him through his pants and looked up at him lazily, her eyes as charming as silk.
"Rice dog, take me to the bathroom."
…
At the end of the first semester of kindergarten, Xiao Yu'er told Jiang Qiao seriously that she didn't want to go to kindergarten anymore. She wanted to go to elementary school. It was boring to play with a bunch of brats every day.
Jiang Qiao couldn't help but roll her eyes every time she heard such words. She was just a child herself.
But in the end, I couldn't resist her, and I thought that jumping three years all at once would be a bit too shocking for a three-and-a-half-year-old child to enter first grade, so I enrolled her in a large class to settle down and wait until she was four years old. It’s almost like being in first grade.
At that time, others will only be surprised that this child is smart, not a freak.
What's more, Xiaoyuer develops very quickly. Now he looks almost like a five or six-year-old child. In half a year, he will look like a proper primary school student.
Even though Wu Youcai's son is eight or nine years older than Xiao Yu'er, Xiao Yu'er might even graduate from college before those two boys.
Since he is a child prodigy, it shouldn’t be too much to finish elementary school in three years, junior high school in one year, high school in two years, and college in another two years, right
Maybe you can take the postgraduate entrance examination, study for a Ph.D., and then make some big discovery and win a Nobel Prize directly.
During this time, Xiao Yu'er became obsessed with superhero movies from a long time ago. According to her, when she grows up, she will also be a heroic hero.
Jiang Qiao had no choice but to patiently tell her that there were policemen in this world, society was stable, and there were not so many injustices.
But Xiao Yu'er doesn't care, she just wants to be a hero, and she wants to fight the Demon Guard with Papa and Mama every day to save the world.
"Yue Ling, have you noticed that Xiao Yu'er has been a little strange lately?" Jiang Qiao was picking green vegetable leaves in the kitchen.
"strangeness?"
Jiang Qiao nodded and said: "Well, she has been sneaking around for a long time, and she seems to be avoiding us on purpose. I don't know what her little head is thinking about all day long. If she were a few years older, I would definitely doubt her. Puppy love, but now she has a big butt, and the kindergarten is full of her followers, so it is impossible for her to like a little kid if she likes anyone."
Fairy Bai subconsciously glanced at Xiao Yu'er's room. She seemed to have locked herself in the room again, which was indeed suspicious.
She put down the vegetables, washed her hands and wiped them on her apron, then tiptoed to the door. As soon as her celestial consciousness opened, everything was revealed.
In the room, Xiao Yuer was lying on the bed leisurely. No, it should be said that she was lying leisurely in mid-air. There was still half a meter between her and the bed.
In addition, there was a small plastic sword flying around her, and there were several little people cut out of paper on the table. One was reading, one was doing homework, and another was drawing.
Fairy Bai didn't know what to say for a moment. She had found the right way to be lazy.
No wonder I've been avoiding the two of them recently. It turns out that I've been thinking about how to cultivate immortality.
"Xiao Yu'er." Fairy Bai knocked on the door.
Hearing the knock on the door, Jiang Xiaoyu suddenly became nervous. He threw himself into the soft quilt from mid-air in a panic. The small plastic sword fell to the ground, and the little man on the table stopped moving.
She rolled her eyes a few times, rubbed her face, pretended to jump out of bed and sat in front of the desk, holding a pen in her hand, and stepped on the stool to open the door for Fairy White.
"What are you doing with the door locked?"
"Read a book, do your homework, and draw!" Xiao Yu'er answered vigorously, and it seemed that he had already thought of an excuse.
Fairy Bai looked at her innocent look. If she hadn't seen the truth with her fairy knowledge just outside the door, she would have been almost fooled by her cute look.
"Well, Xiaoyu'er is so good. Go wash your hands and get ready to eat."
"oh!"
Jiang Xiaoyu naturally handed his little hand to the fairy to hold, and said sweetly: "Mom, what are you going to eat today?"
"Your favorite fried potatoes!"
"Oh, yes! Fried potatoes, fried potatoes..."
Seeing Xiao Yu'er running to play with Fu Lu Shou Xi again, Fairy Bai looked at her daughter's room again. As expected, there were still traces of the use of spiritual power.
Back in the kitchen, Jiang Qiao was cooking. He asked without looking back, "What's going on?"
"Xiao Yu'er has awakened, and it seems that he has been awake for a while." Fairy Bai said with a complicated expression.
Jiang Qiao was stunned for a moment and quickly turned off the heat when the vegetables were halfway cooked.
"Didn't you seal her? Why did she awaken?"
"It's not a particularly strong seal. I originally planned to slowly unblock it as she gets older, but Xiao Yu'er's physique is still too special. You don't know. I saw her floating in the air and playing. Feijian, and three paper figures read books and do homework for her, and they are very skilled in their work."
Hearing this, Jiang Qiao was stunned.
Should I say she deserves to be his daughter? Being lazy is so advanced.
No wonder I haven't bothered him recently. It turns out there are more fun things to do.
"How about... I strengthen the seal in her body?" Fairy Bai tried to ask.
"Forget it, forget it after unblocking it." Jiang Qiao shook his head and continued: "Xiao Yu'er has always thought that he is his Goddess. Now that he has awakened his spiritual power, he even thinks that he is the unique Goddess of Destiny in the world. If we If you seal her cultivation at this time, it will definitely discourage her enthusiasm."
"It's true." The fairy rubbed the corners of his eyes and looked at the little fish chasing the cat around outside the yard, with a look of helplessness on his face.
"Then what should we do? You can't just let it go. Once you cause any trouble, it will be up to you how you will end it. Moreover, cultivators can't mess around. If there is no one to guide them, it will easily lead to trouble."
"yes."
Jiang Qiao sighed, this was what he had been worried about all along.
Xiaoyu'er is still young and doesn't understand the consequences of showing off in front of others. Once he proudly shows off his abilities in front of others, it will be terrible.
"Xiao Yu'er is even hiding it from us now. Even if she awakens, she probably hasn't been exposed in front of others for a while. Otherwise, we should just confess to her."
"I think it will work. Blocking is worse than blocking. Xiaoyu'er Bingxue is smart. It might be better to let her know that she is not the only one in the world, and to warn her about the consequences of misuse of abilities."
During lunch.
Xiao Yu'er sat at the dinner table, watching the four dishes and one soup flying out of the kitchen automatically. The little guy's eyes widened with disbelief on his face. She didn't use magic now!
"Papa, how is the food...how..." she stammered.
"Why did you fly out by yourself?" Jiang Qiao glanced at her shocked expression and wanted to laugh.
Xiao Yu'er nodded wildly.
"Well, I won't hide it from you anymore. Actually, your mother and I are not ordinary people..."
Jiang Qiao cleared his throat and yelled: "Sword!"
A flying sword suddenly flew in front of him, erupting with a clanging sword cry.
On this day, Jiang Qiao showed off in front of his daughter and entered the land of immortals again.