Fairy, Stop Making Trouble

Chapter 294: 295. Xiaoyuer’s first experience

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The winter wind is very noisy.

Xiao Yu'er stared blankly at the flying sword in front of him, his little head filled with big question marks.

She had worked so hard to hide it for so long, but it turned out that the clown was actually herself

"Wow, wow, daddy is... an immortal in the sky?" Xiao Yu'er swallowed.

"I'm not, your mother is, a real fairy."

So, Xiao Yu'er stared at Fairy Bai with wide eyes. This Mom, who is sometimes gentle and sometimes willful, has two faces. She is actually a fairy in the sky!

Yes, how can a normal person have two faces

It makes sense now.

"What fairy is not a fairy? Hurry up and eat. The food will be cold in a while." Fairy Bai gently used a spoon to scoop a lot of French fries for Xiao Yu'er into her cute little bowl.

Jiang Xiaoyu took a small bite and asked, "So, Mom is really the goddess of the Supreme Sect?"

"Yes." Fairy Bai nodded calmly.

"Then Xiao Yu'er is the real little goddess?" Xiao Yu'er suddenly became excited, but before he could be happy for two seconds, he suddenly came back to his senses.

If the goddess of the Taishang Sect is real, the brain ax that Mama talks about is bigger than the mountain is real, and the evil dragon doing all kinds of evil in Beihai is also real... then the Ziweixing that only exists in the story is also real. Yes

Oh my God!

!

The little fish seems to have discovered a new world!

An extremely magical and beautiful world was unfolding in her mind.

She, Xiao Yu'er, the daughter of destiny, makes money!

"Don't think about it. You're still young. Ziweixing won't let you go. That place is too dangerous." Bai Xianzi glanced at her casually and knew what Xiao Yu'er was thinking.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" Jiang Xiaoyu swallowed his rice in frustration.

I once dreamed of conquering the world with my sword, but in reality my mother wouldn’t allow it.

"How can Xiao Yu'er go?"

The thought of not being able to ride the Brain Ax made Xiaoyuer feel itchy.

"Study and become famous scholars, including but not limited to physicists, chemists, biologists, mathematicians, psychologists, geographers, and archaeologists. That's pretty much all you need to do." Bai The fairy said seriously.

Jiang Qiao was shocked. He looked at Fairy Bai seriously and realized that she was not joking.

Is this an achievement that ordinary people can achieve

Oh, Xiao Yu'er is not an ordinary person, that's okay.

The fairy continued minding her own business: "Knowledge changes destiny. Becoming a physicist can help you better understand the nature of the world. Even if you arrive at Ziwei Star, you can quickly adapt to the laws of the universe there;

By becoming a chemist, you can even study the immortalization reactions that occur in modern science and immortality cultivation;

Becoming a mathematician can give you stronger mental arithmetic skills so that you will not suffer in battle;

Psychologists will not be easily deceived. Geologists can easily find caves and blessed places. As for archaeologists, if they are lucky enough to encounter the immortal tomb of the fallen great power, it will be useful at that time. "

Jiang Qiao: "..."

Fairy is indeed a great mother. Xiao Yu'er has considered every aspect for her at such a young age, even thinking about how to dig the immortal's grave.

However, he applauded it with both hands.

Ziweixing is so dangerous, and Xiao Yu'er is her daughter. It's best to cultivate into an invincible Emperor before going out to explore the world.

"Well, Xiao Yu'er, your mother is right. These aspects are just the basic requirements for becoming a qualified immortal cultivator. If you can't even meet these small requirements, you should stay on earth for the rest of your life, Ziweixing Not suitable for you." Jiang Qiao looked serious.

A layer of mist immediately appeared in Jiang Xiaoyu's eyes, and she said angrily: "Just learn! Xiaoyu'er is going to Ziweixing to ride the brain axe!"

"Well, come on, Xiao Yu'er! Dad likes you. Come, take a piece of Ganoderma lucidum. This is picked from your mother's little world."

The couple sang together and fooled a child who was just over four years old into a daze.

"One more thing, Xiaoyuer, you are not allowed to show your holiness in front of others at any time." Fairy Bai warned her again and again.

"Not even in front of grandparents?"

Jiang Qiao was silent for a moment and said: "Grandpa and grandma are old and will scare them. Be sure to remember, otherwise, I will have to ask mother to seal your cultivation."

When she thought that her cultivation was sealed and she couldn't let her pen do her homework for her, Xiao Yu'er suddenly felt bad.

"Oh, mom, don't want it! Xiao Yu'er just doesn't want to show off to others."

"Be good~ Eat quickly."

The fairy gently touched Xiao Yu'er's head.

After dinner, firewood was burning in the fireplace, the cold wind was blowing outside the window, and the house was warm.

Fu Lu Shou Xi was afraid of the cold and slept near the fireplace. Xiao Yu'er nestled in Jiang Qiao's arms and enjoyed his father's love. The fairy sat aside and read quietly.

"Papa, how did you catch Mommy?"

Ever since he learned the biggest secret of his family, Jiang Xiaoyu had been wondering how mortals and fairies came together.

"You're a little kid, it's a little too early for you to do these things."

"Xiao Yu'er is just curious. If Daddy hadn't chased Mom, wouldn't there be Xiao Yu'er?" Jiang Xiaoyu shook his father's arm.

Jiang Qiao turned to look at Xianzi's flawless profile, lowered his head and whispered in Xiao Yu'er's ear: "I'll tell you a secret. It was your mom who took the initiative to pursue me."

"snort!"

Fairy Bai hummed without raising her head, and quietly turned over a page of the book: "Rice dog, you have to be conscientious. That's not what you said when you tried every means to pursue me."

Jiang Qiao chuckled: "I'm just teasing Xiao Yu'er. Just like 'I will always love fairies', I have to take it to heart. How can I say it casually?"

Fairy Bai's face turned slightly red.

"Don't make trouble, Xiao Yu'er is still here."

Jiang Xiaoyu looked at his cheeky father for a while, and then at his blushing mother. He always felt that the two were flirting with each other, and she seemed to be the redundant one.

However, my father is really good at talking and can make my mother very happy with just a few words. No wonder he can catch up with such a beautiful fairy mother.

"Xiao Yu'er, do you want to fly high? Dad Yu Jian will take you to play."

"Fly in the sky? Okay, okay!" Jiang Xiaoyu nodded hurriedly.

Hearing that the father and daughter were about to go out, Fairy Bai looked out the window. Where were they going to play in the dark

But when I turned around and thought about it, I couldn't do things like flying with my sword during the day, and I felt relieved.

She frowned: "It's cold outside. Please tell Xiaoyu'er to wear more clothes. Don't catch a cold."

"Yeah, I know."

After a while, Jiang Qiao took the big sword and walked out of the yard with the little fish wrapped into a bear.

The father and daughter stepped on the sword, Jiang Qiao used his hands to perform magic tricks, and the sword immediately carried the two of them into the sky and night.

"Wow, wow, wow, the little fish is really flying high!" For the first time flying with a sword, the little fish's eyes were filled with excitement.

"Shh, little fish, keep your voice down."

"Oh! But daddy, the little fish is really flying!"

"Study hard and listen to your parents, and you will be able to fly by yourself in the future."

"Woooooooo..."

"Do you still want to go to Ziweixing to ride the Brain Ax?"

"Xiao Yu'er will let the paper-cut man read books 24 hours a day tomorrow until he has the entire library in his head!"

Jiang Qiao was slightly speechless. She was probably the only one who could describe laziness in such a righteous way.

It's the Spring Festival again, and the streets and alleys of Zhongcheng are filled with the atmosphere of the New Year. The city is still the same city, but the flavor of the New Year is getting more and more dull. Sometimes the New Year only has the symbolic meaning of family reunion.

The couple took Xiao Yu'er back to visit her grandparents. The old couple smiled from ear to ear when they saw the cheerful Xiao Yu'er coming to their door.

"Grandpa, Happy New Year! I wish grandpa good health and all the best." Jiang Xiaoyu's mouth was sweet.

"Happy New Year, Xiao Yu'er. Take it quickly. This is the red envelope that grandpa gave you as a gift to you." Jiang Tiancheng handed over the red envelope with a smile. It was bulging and there were a lot of money at first glance.

The old couple had long since given up on the idea that money would not be taken away if they were born or dead. Besides, he only had a son, Jiang Qiao, and a granddaughter, Xiao Yuer. Sooner or later, the so-called inheritance would be left for them.

"Thank you, grandpa."

Xiao Yuer happily accepted it, and when the time came, he took it back and deposited it into the Lucky Cat piggy bank at home as tuition for future studies.

She will become an economist in the future, and financial management is only the most basic part of it.

"Grandma, congratulations on getting rich~" Xiao Yuer found Mrs. Xia again and got her second big red envelope as she wished.

"Grandma doesn't want to get rich. Grandma just wants to hug my little fish every day."

"Grandma, Xiaoyu'er is no longer small. We can't hold him every day." Jiang Xiaoyu sniffed.

"No matter how old she is, she is always my granddaughter."

Mrs. Xia didn't care about that much, she just held Xiao Yu'er tightly in her arms. The wrinkles on her forehead looked happy.

Jiang Qiao glanced at the old couple who were in a good mood and knew that this was probably the legendary intergenerational relationship.

As people get older, they tend to like children more and more. They want to take them out to play with and show off to others every day. They are not like young people who think crying children are noisy.

Fairy Bai went into the kitchen to cook New Year's Eve dinner with Xia Qinghe as before, while Xiao Yuer was outside the balcony playing with the birds raised by Jiang Tiancheng.

"Your daughter is much more sensible and obedient than my son."

Jiang Tiancheng withdrew his gaze from Xiao Yu'er and made a joke calmly. Jiang Qiao was stunned for a long time before he realized that Mr. Jiang was beating around the bush and saying that he was ignorant when he was a child.

"Isn't this what it should be? Otherwise, there is no way to say that one generation is stronger than the other." Jiang Qiao smiled. Probably every father hopes that his children can surpass themselves in all aspects.

Of course, Xiao Yu'er is no problem. There are 8 billion people in the world, and she is the smartest child among them, not one of them.

Looking at his old father's gray hair on his temples, Jiang Qiao suddenly said, "Dad, I plan to take Xiao Yu'er out to play."

"It's time to take her around. Children are hyperactive. If they stay in the mountains every day, they can easily get sick."

"I mean, do you and mom want to go out for a walk with us?"

"Forget it, you are still tired from running around at such an old age. What scenes did your mother and I not see when we were young?" Jiang Tiancheng waved his hand, traveling is not as comfortable as raising birds at home.

"I'm not going either. If you are filial, you can bring Xiao Yu'er over to spend more time with your parents." Xia Qinghe's voice came from the kitchen, mixed with a bit of complaint.

"Mom, I run home four times a month. Isn't that enough?"

"Four times is too much?"

Jiang Qiao is silent. When people get old, they just want to have children and grandchildren to enjoy the blessings of the whole family. Sometimes companionship is more important than anything else.

"Okay, when Yue Ling and I come back from traveling with Xiao Yu'er, we will stay at home for a while."

"That's pretty much it." Xia Qinghe smiled happily.

The content of the New Year's Eve dinner is the same as usual. The five members of the family sit together, eat and watch the unbeatable Spring Festival Gala.

The sketch actors on the TV were saying jokes that Jiang Qiao couldn't understand. I don't know when he started, but he seemed to be gradually out of touch with society. He subconsciously thought of things from more than ten years ago.

Changes have been so rapid in the past few years, everything is developing in the direction of AI. People usually chat and make friends in the metaverse, and wear helmets when playing games. It will not be surprising when Jiang Qiao, the Terminator, appears.

As his thoughts drifted away, Fairy Bai bumped him lightly with her knee. Jiang Qiao came back to his senses, smiled and put a piece of her favorite sweet and sour pork ribs into the fairy's bowl.

"Papa picks up vegetables for Mama, and Xiaoyuer picks up vegetables for grandparents."

Jiang Xiaoyu said an old-fashioned sentence, which made the old couple laugh. The wrinkles on their faces seemed to have diminished a lot.

Jiang Qiao sighed in his heart and slowly understood why the old couple always urged him and Yue Ling to have a child. The meaning of life lies in continuation, from old to young, the inheritance is endless.

It was past twelve o'clock, and there was no sound of firecrackers outside. Although every house in the city was lit up, it still felt less lively than before.

Jiang Qiao took out his mobile phone and searched for a video of crackling cannons. Jiang Tiancheng was stunned for a moment: "Where are the cannons being fired?"

"On the phone."

"oh."

The excitement in the old man's eyes dissipated, leaving him feeling lonely.

Since when are we no longer allowed to set off firecrackers during the Chinese New Year? The old man can no longer remember clearly.

Familiar things are gradually fading away, and old guys like them have been slowly eliminated by the times.

"Dad, come to my place next year. Then we will have a lively fireworks display and celebrate the New Year lively."

"Okay!" Mr. Jiang's expression gradually relaxed.

On the eighth day of the first lunar month, the couple returned to the mountain with Xiaoyuer.

Before leaving, Fairy Bai took out a pack of herbal medicine and handed it to Jiang Qiao.

"Dad, this tea is made by Yue Ling herself. You and mom should drink some of it every day. It's good for your health."

"No, no, there is a lot of tea at home, keep it for yourselves." Jiang Tiancheng waved his hand. When he was working, people often brought him tea. What kind of tea have you not drunk

Jiang Qiao was helpless: "Dad, this is different from other teas."

"Why is it different? Can you live longer if you drink it?"

Jiang Qiao didn't say anything, but the old man's eyes made him feel inexplicably. His eyes fell on this bag of tea again. Could drinking it really make you live longer