Fairy, Stop Making Trouble

Chapter 295: 296. In the morning I hear the tide rising in the East China Sea, and in the evening I watch the moon set in Kunlun

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summer vacation.

Ten thousand meters above the ground, Xiao Yu'er sat by the window and looked at the blue sky and white clouds outside through the small window, his eyes full of curiosity.

This was the first time in her life to fly, so she was inevitably a little excited, but compared to flying with a sword, she seemed less free.

"Mom, why don't we fly with swords?" she whispered.

"It will be discovered by satellites overhead, and it may even be mistaken for an unidentified aircraft from the enemy country. If not, it may be shot down by a cannonball." Fairy Bai explained softly.

Immortal cultivators possess spiritual consciousness, but isn’t modern satellite technology an alternative kind of spiritual consciousness? The scope is even larger, with only three synchronous satellites needed to cover the whole world, and its comprehensive functions have almost no shortcomings.

Xiao Yu'er seriously thought about the consequences of Yujian's flight being discovered by the satellite, and immediately shuddered.

Just imagine, one second the sword was flying freely, and the next second it was targeted by thousands of artillery pieces. The outcome would definitely not be that good, and it should turn into a grand fireworks.

"Mom, can't you cast a spell on yourself that blocks all prying eyes? Then the satellite won't find us, and we can go wherever we want."

In Xiao Yu'er's eyes, immortal arts and Taoism are omnipotent, how could they lose to technology!

"Well, it makes sense, but I can't prove that shielding spells can completely isolate satellite signals. What's more, flying is comfortable, convenient, and fast. You don't have to drive yourself, let alone face the risk of exposing yourself. If it were you, which one would you choose? ?" Fairy Bai discussed with her seriously.

"Take... take a plane." Xiao Yu'er stammered.

"That's it, yes."

Listening to the mother and daughter's questions and answers, Jiang Qiao smiled slightly, which was why they wanted to take Xiao Yu'er on a trip.

She is at the stage of understanding the world and shaping her three views. Whether it is cultivation of immortality or technology, sometimes it is much more useful to take her for a walk in person than to stay at home and study hard.

As the saying goes, "It is better to travel thousands of miles than to read thousands of books." This is the truth.

Jiang Qiao turned to look at the sea of clouds outside, feeling calm.

I still remember the first time he took the fairy on a plane to the imperial capital. At that time, he encountered airflow fluctuations and was worried about the plane crashing. But now that he has learned to wield a sword, his mentality is suddenly different.

The family of three got off the plane and went straight to the destination of their trip, Yalong Bay.

Looking at the distant silver-white coast, the fine sand, and the clean and transparent blue water in front of him, the little fish was so excited that he piled sand for several days.

There was no way, because she was too young, and the couple didn't trust her to play in the water.

So, Xiao Yuer secretly decided that when she grows up, she must play by herself!

Bai Yueling was lying on the beach chair in a relatively conservative swimsuit, with sunscreen oil applied by Jiang Qiao himself. Although she didn't need this thing, she just couldn't stand the entanglement of this dishonest dog, and his hands were on her body. Wipe it over and over again.

There was ice-cold orange juice on the rattan table next to her. Fairy Bai occasionally glanced at the father and daughter who were piling sand out of the corner of her eye, wondering whether she should join in.

It has to be said that in terms of enjoyment and fun for modern people, small bays can actually develop various fun charging items around tourism and vacation. For example, she now has to spend extra money to lie on a deck chair and bask in the sun.

Compared with the intrigues of Ziweixing, now I think about it, it is better to live a peaceful life on earth.

"Rice dog, you watch the little fish, I'll go into the water and swim for a while."

White Fairy Shi Shiran stood up from the recliner and jumped into the water, her figure as graceful as a mermaid.

Jiang Xiaoyu turned around and looked at Mama with envy.

She also wants to get into the water, but she can't swim. The important thing is that her parents won't let her.

A small wave hit, and the castle that had just been piled with sand immediately became a mess.

Travel to the East China Sea in the morning and stay in Kunlun in the evening.

After experiencing the romantic island style, the family of three took another flight to the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau.

I originally thought that Xiao Yu'er might suffer from altitude sickness, but she didn't expect that she should eat, drink, and play like normal people.

Come to think of it, the next generation of goddesses from the Supreme Sect, whose physical fitness is inferior to that of modern people, how could they suffer from altitude sickness

In the distance, there are white clouds, snow-capped mountains, and a lake of ice and snow sandwiched between the sky and the earth. The top and bottom are set off by the blue sky, the scenery is vast and quiet, and the picture is elegant and clean.

Jiang Qiao set up a tent by the lake. The first and second generation goddesses of the Taishang Sect were walking by the lake hand in hand. Their figures, one large and one small, were reflected in the clear blue water.

When night falls, the sky is filled with stars.

Neither father nor daughter had ever seen such a transparent starry sky, and they were inevitably a little shocked when they first saw it. Fairy Bai thought it was okay, so she secretly took out her mobile phone and took a photo of father and daughter looking up at the stars. It was quite nice.

Two people, one large and one small, sat on the felt and looked up for a long time. Several meteors that were usually hard to see had passed by in just a short time. Xiao Yuer made several wishes with satisfaction.

"Papa, where is Ziweixing?" Jiang Xiaoyu nestled in his father's arms and raised his little face to ask.

"I don't know this. I have to ask your mother. I am an indigenous person on Earth, and she is the alien."

So, Xiao Yu'er turned to ask Fairy Bai again.

"Mama, where is Ziweixing?"

Fairy Bai was slightly startled, then smiled and touched Xiao Yu'er's head: "That's the brightest star."

Xiao Yu'er suddenly stood up and shouted at the starry sky at the top of his lungs.

"Xiao Yu'er must go to Ziwei Star to ride the Brain Axe!" Her young face was full of determination, and her voice spread far under the starry sky.

"Yeah! Let's go for it together with dad's share!"

"You don't want to go?"

"not going."

Jiang Qiao suddenly sighed. His childhood dream of being a fairy had faded into nothing but a beautiful fantasy. Now that he finally had the opportunity, he just wanted to be with the fairy.

He is used to living a peaceful life on earth, and fighting and killing things is not suitable for him.

"Many powerful people don't have this state of mind like you." Fairy Bai sighed.

Jiang Qiao seemed very free and easy: "In this life, people have to give and take. I have you, which is enough."

"Um."

Fairy Bai nodded slightly, with a smile on her face, and the starry sky instantly lost its color.

"Papa, do you like Xiao Yu'er?" Jiang Xiaoyu suddenly asked.

"Like it."

Jiang Xiaoyu narrowed his eyes, held his face in his hands, and licked his face with saliva.

"You don't dislike daddy's beard now?"

Xiao Yu'er nestled in his arms and hugged him a few times: "Papa's beard is not prickly today."

"Then do you like me?" Fairy Bai blinked smartly.

"That's nonsense." He stood up with his daughter in his arms, imitating her and shouting towards the stars, listening to the sky.

"Jiang Qiao will always like Bai Yueling."

"Which Bai Yueling?"

"Hey, two."

"Virtue~"

"Little fish, close your eyes."

"oh."

The little fish, thinking that her parents were going to surprise her, quietly opened her eyes.

Under the bright starlight, the native earthlings and the fairies from Ziwei Star embraced and kissed each other.

"Children, don't look!" The fairy scolded lightly with a red face.

Jiang Xiaoyu obediently covered his face with his hands, but his fingers quietly parted a little.

After the summer vacation, Xiao Yu'er worked hard on studying. Probably because she thought that she could only ride the Brain Ax on Ziwei Star, Xiao Nizi gained endless motivation.

The days of primary school went by unconsciously. It only took Xiao Yu'er three years to complete the six-year course for ordinary people. In this year, the talented Xiao Yu'er was only seven years old and had already become a school student. s legend.

Some people still think this is shocking. Jiang Qiao deliberately slowed down the progress. Otherwise, it would be as difficult as elementary school. It would take more than a year for Xiaoyuer to fully understand it.

Even Wu Youcai couldn't help but be amazed when he occasionally drank with Jiang Qiao.

"I have always thought that Xiao Yu'er was extremely intelligent since I was a child. Now this is really unbelievable. Will your old Jiang family produce a great academician who will go down in history?"

"Maybe?" Jiang Qiao smiled and took a sip of wine.

For real geniuses, isn't the matter of leapfrogging challenges as simple as eating and drinking

"But Xiao Yu'er is still young. Isn't it good to go to junior high school so soon? Let's not talk about whether he will be bullied. His immature mind will inevitably be influenced by the older children. I heard that many prodigies start at the age of thirteen or fourteen. I went to college, but no one cared about me when I got there. I had too much freedom to play games every day, failed in all subjects, and finally had to drop out of school secretly.”

"Xiao Yu'er is not someone else."

Jiang Qiao is very confident. His daughter, who has been a ghost since she was one year old, has set her dream on Ziwei Star. In order to be able to ride the big tiger, nothing can stop her.

In the words of immortal cultivators, it seems to be called a pure heart. How can such a person be affected by external objects

"That's true." Wu Youcai thought of how he saw Xiaoyu as a child a few days ago. He was only seven years old but already looked like a slightly older child. He looked more and more like her mother, with delicate and pleasant facial features.

I don’t know who will be so lucky to marry that little girl in the future. It would be like smoke rising from the ancestral graves.

Suddenly his heart moved.

"Old man, do your words from back then still count?"

"What words?"

"Dear baby." Wu Youcai said shyly, a little embarrassed.

Jiang Qiao looked disdainful: "Your son is eight years older than my daughter. How dare you do this?"

"Isn't Xiao Yu'er different from other girls?" Wu Youcai rubbed his hands in embarrassment. This was the first time in his life that he had seen such an outstanding girl.

"It's useless for you to tell me this. Xiao Yu'er decides on his own matters." Jiang Qiao said calmly.

He doesn't mind if Xiao Yu'er's future partner is a mortal. After all, he himself is a mortal. The most important thing is, as long as Xiao Yu'er likes it.

Wu Youcai sighed: "Actually, I just want to talk about it. My son has entered high school this year. How can I have time to think about what is there and what is not?"

"How are your grades now?"

"It's not bad. He's about the same as the son in the white coat. I guess he'll go to the same university in the future."

At this time, Jiang Qiao took a leisurely sip of wine: "Some people look like they have just entered junior high school, and maybe they will graduate from high school in two years. Some people look like they are already in high school, and they should still be there by then." in high school."

Wu Youcai: "..."

This man who was already in his forties and had a vicissitudes of life suddenly felt so uncomfortable that he didn't want to talk to this man. What was the huge advantage of being eight years ahead? Can this also be caught up

He wriggled his lips several times: "I think Xiaoyu'er has to take his time when he goes to junior high school. Junior high school is not like primary school. The depth and breadth of knowledge are very different. It's not advisable to try to encourage others."

Jiang Qiao rolled his eyes. He wanted to suppress it, but the seedling of Xiaoyu'er flew so high on its own and was about to grow into a towering tree, so he couldn't suppress it at all.

She only needs to take a glance to understand knowledge that may seem profound to others. Sometimes, no amount of sweat can make up for the gap in talent.

The shortcoming of being a genius is probably not having many friends.

Think about it, it took a lot of effort for the students to get to know each other, but in the next semester, Xiao Yuer skipped a grade, leaving a group of staring classmates. Do you think this is irritating

"No, I have to talk to the white coat about what you said and make him feel uncomfortable."

Jiang Qiao laughed.

weekend.

Xiao Yu'er came back from vacation and also brought home a trophy, which was the first place in the Chongqing Mathematics Competition.

Seeing her nonchalant look, Jiang Qiao knew that this girl wasn't using her full strength at all, and he immediately felt pity for the other contestants.

Everyone must be helpless when encountering such an opponent.

If this were to be a fight between the Dao on the road to immortality, the opponent's Taoist heart would probably be shattered to pieces.

Jiang Qiao casually put the trophy on the shelf and sighed: "Xiao Yu'er, the shelves at home are almost full. Don't participate in competitions like this that are not challenging in the future. Leave some opportunities for others. "

"My mother said that there is only one winner or loser in a road battle. In order to pursue the only glimmer of hope, we will step on countless corpses at all costs."

Jiang Xiaoyu, who had grown into a big boy, suddenly couldn't stand it anymore when he saw his father's helpless expression.

She blinked: "However, since it is my father who speaks, let's give them a little chance."

"This is true. Although it is a good thing to have an invincible Taoist heart, we should not forget that there is a hidden dragon in the abyss..."

"I know, I know, a gentleman waits until the time comes." Jiang Xiaoyu mumbled softly, "Smelly dad, I finally learned how to preach after a trip home."

Jiang Qiao smiled and said nothing. There was nothing he could do. Who made Xiao Yu'er grow up too fast? He kept an eye on it all the time, fearing that he would go astray.

"Dad, where is my mother?"

"I know you are coming back today, and I went to the small world to pick some great medicine for you."

"oh."

Xiao Yu'er nodded, squatted down and touched the two cats that came over and gently rubbed their heads on her lap.

Fu Lu Shou Xi has become very old over the years. Living seventeen years is equivalent to eighty or ninety years old when converted into an adult.

However, perhaps due to following the fairy for a long time, the two old cats have been infected with a lot of fairy energy, and their blood energy has not yet declined. It is estimated that they can live for another seven or eight years.

When one person attains enlightenment, chickens and dogs ascend to heaven.

Nothing more than that.