Fairy, Stop Making Trouble

Chapter 3: 3. Is this fucking god really a god? !

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Bai Yueling looked at the room in front of her. It was surrounded by white walls. There were several rows of shelves neatly arranged inside, displaying a dazzling array of merchandise. The windows were bright and clean, spotless and well-kept.

Is this this mortal’s home

A shop

It looked a little different from the store she remembered.

Jiang Qiao put away his umbrella and looked back at Bai Yueling, who was completely wet. Her fair flesh was vaguely visible, but he didn't dare to look any further.

After hesitating for a while, he said: "It's so cold now, do you want to go upstairs and take a shower first?"

Bai Yueling was silent for a moment. Although the experience of being exposed to the rain was good, the feeling of being wet was indeed a bit uncomfortable.

If before, she could just use the spiritual power in her body to evaporate the moisture in her clothes in an instant. She would be dust-free and invulnerable to all means. She would grow lotuses every step of the way. She would be enveloped by the immortal light and be worshiped by all beings. How could it be like this now? Embarrassed.

"Okay." She nodded indifferently.

Jiang Qiao led her upstairs and took her to the bathroom. He pressed the switch on the wall and the lights inside turned on.

Bai Yueling raised her head and stared blankly at the lamp above her head. There was no flame or spirit stone to drive it, but it could emit a dazzling light. This world was different from what she knew and was full of weirdness.

"Beauty, you wash it first. As for the clothes, you wait."

Jiang Qiao ran downstairs, took off the Hanfu from several dummies and then went back upstairs, where he saw her still standing at the bathroom door.

Bai Yueling stared at the clothes in his arms. Jiang Qiao's breath was stagnant and he explained: "Don't get me wrong, I don't have a habit of wearing women's clothes. I usually rent these to girls who like to pose for cosplay to make money. Anyway, I have washed all these clothes and they are clean."

She nodded her head lightly, ordinary people can always have fun when doing business.

Jiang Qiao put the clothes aside and returned to the living room consciously.

He sat on the sofa, glanced back at the brightly lit bathroom, then took out his spare mobile phone and prepared to call the police.

110…

The moment the call was placed, Jiang Qiao quickly pressed the hang up button.

Although this beautiful woman is suspected of being a fraudster, she has not committed any substantive fraud so far. Even if the police come to the door, as long as she denies it, the call to the police will be useless, and she may even alert the snake. In that case, the Outstanding Citizen Award will be Fly.

It seemed that she had to wait and wait until she showed up, and she secretly recorded evidence of the crime. If she called the police at that time, someone else would take the stolen goods, and she would not be able to escape.

Jiang Qiao made a small calculation in his mind and lit a cigarette for himself. Suddenly he saw Bai Yueling walking over wetly.

"There is no water, why..."

The room was filled with a pungent smell. She just took a slight breath and felt a little uncomfortable. She thought deeply that her lungs, the source of Qi, were already covered with a layer of undetectable filth.

And that man was holding a slowly lit "incense" in his hand, continuously spreading poisonous smoke. If this continues...

Bai Yueling is almost certain that this smoke poison will damage the Taoist base, and if it is serious, it may even lead to a fall!

This guy actually dared to use his kindness towards him to murder an Immortal Emperor!

"Didn't I give you a change of clothes? Why did you... "

Jiang Qiao was still a little puzzled when he saw her walking over with a cold look on her face. She put her two fingers together and snatched the newly lit Huazi with lightning speed, then threw it on the ground and crushed it.

Before he could realize what was happening, he was pulled off the sofa by a huge force and stepped on his chest with one foot.

"You have repeatedly offended me, do you really think that I dare not kill you? Tell me quickly! Who is behind you?"

Bai Yueling shouted in a deep voice, and Jiang Qiao couldn't help but shudder when he saw her current appearance. When she wanted to kill someone, she couldn't hide the look in her eyes.

"Wait a minute, beauty, did you misunderstand something?" He shouted impatiently. If he didn't explain clearly, he might die on the spot.

After all, wouldn't it be considered offensive if he just gave her clothes and didn't peek at her taking a shower

"Misunderstanding?" Bai Yueling sneered, "While I'm not paying attention, secretly lighting poisonous incense and murdering me, can this be a misunderstanding?"

Poisonous fragrance? Daoji

Neuropathy!

Jiang Qiao turned to look at Huazi, who had just been snatched away by her and thrown to the ground before she even had a chance to take a sip.

For a while, cold sweat broke out on my forehead.

Isn't it just a cigarette? As for such a big reaction? He actually threatened to kill him!

If I had known this, I shouldn't have brought this bad woman home just now. She really had evil intentions towards me!

"Bai... Miss Bai, misunderstanding, huge misunderstanding. If you don't like the smell of cigarettes, I won't smoke."

"Don't you think it's too late to say these things now? Tell me, who ordered you to do this?" Bai Yueling didn't believe that a mortal dared to murder an Immortal Emperor like this. There must be power behind him!

Jiang Qiao was startled, giving instructions

Isn't he just a smoker and can't control his mouth? Where can I give instructions

Speaking of which, he had always felt something was wrong ever since he met this woman. Judging from her current reaction, it seemed that she had never even seen a cigarette.

Could it be that she really didn't know about the Immortal Emperor who had traveled from that world? And not a fraudster

"Don't tell me, wait until I take out your soul light and find out!"

Bai Yueling pointed calmly, and the green white jade pointed at the center of Jiang Qiao's eyebrows. He blinked, and his head seemed to have no discomfort except for a dull pain.

Well, the moves are cool and the momentum is great, but it’s useless.

What about the magic technique you promised

I was already seven or eight percent convinced, but now it looks more and more like it's fake. Anyway, all the blame can be thrown to Mana Loss.

"Huh? Are you okay?"

"A bit of a headache."

Jiang Qiao pondered for a moment: "Under normal circumstances, should I hold my head and look like I am in pain? Then offer all my belongings and ask the fairy to spare my life?"

It's coming, the scammers' usual tactics are coming!

Bai Yueling ignored him and looked at her fingers with a solemn expression. She didn't expect that this world would suppress her so severely that she couldn't even use the most basic Taoist techniques.

"Under normal circumstances, your soul has been detained by me, and your body has become a living dead. Life and death are only a matter of my thoughts, and all secrets have no escape."

Jiang Qiao sneered in his heart, saying that each of his words seemed to be true. If he hadn't read enough novels, he would have almost believed it.

"Since Taoism is of no use to you, then kill him. Even if you kill him without telling me, I can probably guess which forces they are. When I regain my Immortal Emperor cultivation, all restricted areas will be cleared in one fell swoop."

Seeing the indifferent expression on her face, Jiang Qiao panicked in his heart. We are in a harmonious society now and talk about beating and killing at every turn. Is this a normal person

Bai Yueling reached out and made a move, and the fruit knife placed on the table flew by itself and lay across his neck.

Control things by relying on nothing

Feeling the cold blade, Jiang Qiao's eyes suddenly widened. Is this really a god? !

"Fairy, wait a minute, you have something to say!"

(Yu Yan, handsome guys always vote intuitively, are you right?)