Bai Yueling covered her mouth and nose and quickly backed away. Jiang Qiao was a little confused. No, the cat pooped, what did you ask me to do
"You can take care of your own cat!" He was still worried about the naming thing just now.
"you go."
"I dont go."
"Are you going or not?" Bai Yueling stared at him, sparks of electricity bursting out of her fingertips.
Jiang Qiao was indignant: "Besides threatening me, what else will you do!"
"Don't you like to eat shit? You can still eat such smelly things, so it's your job to deal with the cat's excretion."
Jiang Qiao was stunned for a while before realizing that she was talking about snail noodles.
"That's not shit."
He looked at Bai Yueling's eyes as if he were looking at a fool, and suddenly felt that his explanation was very pale.
It's like shit-flavored chocolate and chocolate-flavored shit. You can't tell which one you eat.
It's over, completely misunderstood.
Jiang Qiao was close to the cat's nest. The clean towel was stained with a ball of half-dry and half-dry filth. An indescribable special odor rushed straight to his forehead, almost making him faint.
"Ugh, that's disgusting."
He held his breath and took off the top layer of towels with a look of disgust. Fortunately, the kittens were not contaminated, otherwise they would have to be bathed.
He rushed into the bathroom in a flash, washed the towel, washed his hands, and then used half a dozen wet paper towels to wipe the white cat, oh, now Shouxi's butt.
"I just said you can do it." Fairy Bai cast an appreciative look.
Jiang Qiao looked at her with a resentful look on his face: "You have the cat, and I will do the dirty work, right?"
"Children can be taught."
"I can teach you how to do it!"
Jiang Qiao didn't want to talk to her. If he couldn't beat her now, he would have to give her a good spanking.
He walked towards the sofa, and Bai Yueling looked at him warily: "Don't come over."
It was like looking at a pile of Ollie.
"I washed it! If you don't believe me, smell it, your hands smell like soap!"
He stretched out his hand and was greeted by a crackling electric current.
Jiang Qiao's mouth twitched and water flowed from the corner. After he calmed down, he couldn't help but feel a little annoyed.
"Three times, you've already shocked me three times today!"
"You asked for it." She said matter-of-factly.
"Are you mysophobic?"
"???"
"Pooping and peeing are part of the rhythm of life and should be treated with a normal mind."
"My immortal body has long been transparent and untainted by dust."
Jiang Qiao: "..."
I can't beat you after fighting, I can't talk about it anymore, forget it.
"Let me tell you something not very good. Those two kittens may be sick. Normal feces should be dry. The names you gave them don't seem to work very well."
Bai Yueling frowned slightly. She checked and found that although he was young and frail, he was not sick yet.
Jiang Qiao glanced at her and continued: "However, you don't have to worry. It may just be that she left the mother cat and changed her living environment, so she had a stress reaction. Let's observe it first."
"Look, I told you that you must know how to raise a cat. I'll leave it to you. I'm right."
Jiang Qiao was speechless.
He knew all this because he had just checked it on Baidu on his mobile phone in the bathroom. It also said that after each meal of the kitten, you can use a cotton swab to stimulate its anus to promote excretion regularly and avoid contamination.
Bai Yueling stopped paying attention to him and started tinkering with the herbs she had picked.
After sorting it out, she took it to the bathroom to clean the sediment with water, and then put it on the plates one by one.
"What are you doing?" Jiang Qiao had just opened the alliance and planned to masturbate first before finishing cooking.
"Open the furnace to make alchemy." Fairy Bai's face was very serious.
"Alchemy?"
Jiang Qiao immediately became interested and used his mortal body to observe the immortal making alchemy at close range. He was the first person to do so, right
When I took a closer look, I saw several plates containing Houttuynia cordata, bamboo shoots of unknown types, brightly colored mushrooms, two black stones, and one covered with roots that looked a bit like ginseng. As for He didn't recognize the other flowers and plants at all.
"Can these things make elixirs?" Jiang Qiao didn't believe it.
It is known that the more colorful the mushrooms, the more poisonous they are.
"This is the first time I have seen many herbs, but they are too young and I can only feel the weak medicinal properties. As for whether they can be turned into elixirs, I can't say yet. I have to try them first." Bai Yueling hesitated and then slowly road.
"I have wolfberry and red dates. Do you want them?"
Jiang Qiao tried to say that he suspected that Bai Yueling was stewed in a pot and there was no so-called prescription at all.
"want."
Fairy Bai looked up at her with a puzzled look on her face: "But how come you have such a thing?"
"Today's young people start holding thermos cups at a young age. Of course, they cannot let go of wolfberry and red dates, which are powerful health-preserving tools."
She nodded with appreciation: "Yes, I didn't expect you to have such thoughts. You have a deficiency of yin and kidneys. Drinking wolfberry water regularly can indeed replenish qi and nourish the kidneys."
Jiang Qiao opened the coffee table drawer, took out two packs of wolfberry seeds and red dates and handed them to her: "You can take as many as you want, but are you really going to use that poisonous mushroom to make elixirs?"
"That's Yang Lingzhi."
Jiang Qiao's breathing was stagnant. After all, he still suffered the loss of being uneducated.
Bai Yueling sighed quietly: "It's a pity that the fleshy crown is only as big as a palm and has been growing for less than ten years, otherwise the medicinal properties would have been stronger."
"I want you to help me." She looked at Jiang Qiao.
Several question marks floated on Jiang Qiao's forehead: "I don't know how to make alchemy, how can I help you."
"I don't know how to use your kitchen yet, so I tell you to do it!"
"No, you are making elixirs in the kitchen?"
Jiang Qiao seemed to be frightened. Why was this different from what was described in the novel? Shouldn't we use the true fire of Samadhi and the alchemy furnace, supplemented by spiritual power? Where is the promised Immortal Emperor
"if not?"
"There was a time when Emperor Yan was a master of alchemy. He was unparalleled. Any medicinal material could be refined into the original medicinal liquid in his hands, and then condensed into an elixir. There were many people who were eager for it." He said seriously.
"But I don't have a strange fire or an alchemy furnace, only a kitchen." Bai Yueling's face was expressionless.
"Ahem, okay."
Jiang Qiao failed to pretend and forgot that she had read part of "Fights Break the Sphere" in the bookstore before.
"Tell me first what you want to do?"
"Take one tael of fleshy crowns of Ganoderma lucidum, grind half a tael of volcanic stone into powder, 4 taels and 4 qian of wolfberry, 1 tael and 5 qian of red dates, half a tael of root of wild ginseng, three liang of Qingling bamboo shoots, and 5 taels of Houttuynia cordata. Money, one penny for Xiao Tai Sui..."
Jiang Qiao listened to her in a daze while searching for the corresponding medicinal ingredients on the plate. Some of the names he had never heard of before were barely able to match them.
"You can just let me slice, grind, and weigh the other medicinal materials."
He picked up a dark stone and stared at her.
"But how do you want me to get half a tael of powder out of this thing?"