"Failed again..."
Bai Yueling stared blankly at the pressure cooker that was constantly emitting black smoke. She couldn't understand why the inferior Qi Condensing Pill was so difficult to refine.
When Jiang Qiao saw the mess she had made in the kitchen, his eyes twitched fiercely, thinking that he would definitely not be able to cook dinner tonight, so he ran downstairs and made himself a bucket of instant noodles.
Anyway, if one person is full, the whole family will not be hungry.
As for the kitchen, as long as she doesn't blow it up.
Bang!
Suddenly there was a huge roar upstairs, and the windows, doors, and the entire two-story building shook.
Jiang Qiao was numb for a moment, what was he thinking
Hope everyone is okay.
He quickly put down the instant noodles and ran upstairs. He saw the kitchen in a mess. Burnt medicinal herbs were flying everywhere. The lid of the pot was severely deformed and fell to the ground. The gas stove was also twisted by the huge force.
Bai Yueling stood beside him helplessly, with a few black fingerprints on his fair face.
"The pot exploded." She looked at Jiang Qiao and said seriously.
Jiang Qiao almost spat out a mouthful of blood. Even a fool could figure it out without her having to say anything.
But being able to blow up a pressure cooker is really a talent. You know, that thing is usually impossible to blow up.
"How are you? Are you injured?" he asked subconsciously.
Fairy Bai shook her head, her eyes flickering: "You... won't you scold me?"
Jiang Qiao's face slapped hard. He wanted to scold him, but he couldn't.
If she were offended, the loss would probably not be a matter of a pot or a stove, but hemiplegia.
He didn't want to spend the rest of his life in bed.
"It's just a small amount of money, just be fine." Jiang Qiao took a deep breath, fearing that he might not be able to hold back the curse.
Bai Yueling was silent for a moment: "Although the material of the pot is not good, since I messed up the matter, I will compensate you for your losses in the future."
Jiang Qiao rolled his eyes. The pot exploded. The first thing he blamed was the poor material of the pot. As expected of you.
He took these words as farts for the time being, oh, I forgot, fairies don't fart.
"You come out first. I'll clean up the kitchen. If you want to take a shower, go there quickly."
"oh… "
She carried her clothes again and walked into the bathroom. Fortunately, Jiang Qiao bought her enough clothes.
He looked at the messy kitchen, where all the raw materials had turned into coke.
Jiang Qiao sighed deeply. She could fry a pot the first time she entered the kitchen. No ordinary kitchen killer could compare with her.
I picked up a fairy, but I haven't gotten any benefits so far, but I have caused a lot of trouble.
After a while, Bai Yueling came out of the bathroom after taking a bath. She looked at Jiang Qiao with a solemn expression.
"I thought about it for a long time just now. Every aspect of the alchemy process has been carefully considered. The reason for the failure may be that the medicinal materials are not old enough to refine the liquid."
She thought for a while and continued: "Next time, I'll see if I can dig up herbs that are over a hundred years old."
"You still want to make elixirs?"
Jiang Qiao controlled Yasuo to move around among the soldiers, taking advantage of the gap to look up at her. Didn't this woman ever think that the reason for the failure might be that there was something wrong with the pressure cooker
"Yeah! No matter what, I have to suppress my inner demons."
"I suggest you try another alchemy furnace."
"do you have?"
Jiang Qiao's breath was stagnant. When he came to his senses, he saw that the defense tower on the opposite side had received first blood. Countless question marks immediately appeared in the middle.
He took out his mobile phone and searched Taobao. The results found were all incense burners or hand stoves, and there were no furnaces specifically designed for alchemy. Even Taobao didn't find them.
"I think the essence of alchemy is chemical reaction. Maybe you can change your mind."
"What's the reaction?"
"You can simply understand it as modern alchemy."
Jiang Qiao didn't even raise his head: "Wait until my game is over and I will explain it to you in detail."
Bai Yueling slowly sat next to him, and there was almost a punch's distance between them.
"What are you doing?"
"Playing games, uh, is a leisure way for people in this era to pass time and entertain themselves. You see, I control this samurai with a sword."
Jiang Qiao pointed at the screen, and suddenly a blind man came out from the grass in the river. His R flashed QQ, and his screen instantly turned gray.
"The warrior with the sword fell." Bai Yueling said suddenly.
"Well, I'm dead."
Jiang Qiao turned into a canyon pianist in a serious manner, sent a few question marks to the jungler who was still playing F6, and then typed quickly.
"Are you out in the wild picking Ganoderma lucidum for your mother?"
Bai Yueling glanced twice: "What do you mean?"
"His mother may be seriously ill."
"In this case, pick a few more Ganoderma lucidum pills, fry them slowly over low heat, and take them orally."
Jiang Qiao: "..."
He looked at his 0-7-0 record and fell into deep thought. He was about to become a super player.
"Do you want to play?"
Bai Yueling slowly shook her head: "But I don't know how."
"I'll teach you, there are only 4 skills in total. It's very simple. This is Q. The effect is to strike once with the sword and hit the target continuously. The next attack can send out a tornado, which can knock the enemy away. Haha!"
"This is W, which summons a wall of wind in front of me, which can resist the opponent's long-range attacks. This is E, Yasuo's happiest skill. As long as I use E fast enough, my teammates' question marks will not be able to catch up with me."
"The last skill is R, Breathless Slash. As long as it lights up, press it, 嬻欻歘!"
"Right-click on the floor to walk, click on the target to kill people. The gameplay is to kill others before they kill you. It's very simple, right?"
Jiang Qiao gave the demonstration seriously, and Bai Yueling nodded. Compared with the more complicated puppet mechanism technique, the operation is indeed not difficult.
He stepped aside and handed the mouse to her. Fairy Bai tried to click the mouse, and Yasuo moved accordingly. She clicked again, and a few more question marks immediately appeared in the spring water.
"Have a good time and leave them alone."
Fairy Bai was curious about all this. She could make the warrior in the painting do what she wanted without using spiritual power. Is this also the power of technology
"Go ahead, play casually, slash when you see someone, and just be careful to avoid other people's attacks."
Yasuo walked towards the middle lane silently like a lonely warrior. Bai Yueling remembered not to let other people's attacks hit her. Jiang Qiao then saw what script-level positioning was. She even couldn't even use the skills of her teammates. All hide.
After a dizzying flurry of E and E, Lux on the opposite side used all her skills except for basic attacks.
"Hazard!"
"RRRRRR!"
"You have slain an enemy!"
Yasuo sheathed her sword, and Bai Yueling controlled Yasuo to step over Lux's body with a solemn expression.
"I have tried my best to dodge all the attacks. Why can her light chase me? Fortunately, my sword is faster, otherwise I would have been hit by her."
Jiang Qiao: "???"
If she hadn't learned magic and Taoism, Jiang Qiao would have doubted whether he had picked up a professional player.
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(Yanzu, don’t you think of ways to water the seedlings of Nanfeng?)