Fairy, Stop Making Trouble

Chapter 4: 4. I, Jiang Qiao, have fallen into the trap of immortality!

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Is it illegal for a fairy to kill someone in modern society

It's illegal, but how to catch it is a problem. Maybe it will be a unilateral killing.

Regarding social and public safety, Jiang Qiao felt that he had to make her realize that this was the earth, not the purple star, there were no enemies, and no one was instructing him in everything he did.

After a series of oaths, self-testimonies, and keeping his word, Jiang Qiao finally explained the current situation clearly to the beautiful fairy in front of him.

"You mean, this is not a poisonous incense, and it is not intended to cause harm, but a product called 'cigarette'? The mortals here rely on this thing to relax their spirits?"

Jiang Qiao nodded like he was pecking rice.

"It's weird. It's weird."

Bai Yueling really couldn't understand that this cigarette was pungent and foul-smelling, contained toxins, and harmful to the Taoist body. It was actually named "cigarette" and required money to buy it.

She began to wonder if all the mortals in this world were fools. Otherwise, why would they still take drugs frequently and become addicted even though they knew it was harmful

"I've said everything I need to say, so Bai... Fairy Bai, can you let me go now?" Jiang Qiao looked at her with an uneasy expression.

Bai Yueling nodded, Lianbu moved to the bathroom just now, he gently took away the knife hanging from his neck with his hand, and let out a sigh of relief.

Walking in front of the gate of hell, I broke out in a cold sweat.

"There is no water in the bathroom, how should you mortals clean yourself and take a bath?" Bai Yueling frowned as she looked at the empty and clean bathroom.

Hearing the indifferent tone, Jiang Qiao jumped up from the ground. She obviously didn't understand anything, but she acted like the master of this family.

"Well, modern society is different from the world you live in. Although there is no way to cultivate immortality, there are more convenient measures for people. We call it science."

Jiang Qiao turned on the faucet, and clear and clean water sprayed out from the shower head. Bai Yueling's always indifferent expression finally changed a little at this time.

"This thing is called tap water. It can be used as soon as it is turned on and stopped as soon as it is turned off."

Looking at her curious face, Jiang Qiao felt an indescribable sense of pride in his heart.

"As for the principle, it's hard to explain it to you now, but you just need to know that there are ten degrees of burns on the left and ten degrees of frostbite on the right. The specific temperature varies from person to person and can be adjusted by yourself."

Jiang Qiao turned off the water and looked up at her: "How to use it, do you understand?"

Bai Yueling nodded, the operation was not difficult to understand.

Her eyes were full of admiration. The world seemed to be much more interesting than she imagined.

"What a tap water. It's really remarkable that ordinary people in this world can transport water from thousands of miles away to this place for people's livelihood without relying on magical powers or spells, and purely using their ingenuity."

Jiang Qiao smiled proudly: "This is the power of science, and you will see more of it in the future."

"I wonder what fairies usually use in bathing to remove dirt, saponin?"

Bai Yueling glanced at him lightly: "My immortal body is invulnerable to all means and is dust-free. If necessary, I can only bathe in hot springs."

Jiang Qiao explained with a stern expression: "This thing is called shampoo, which can remove oil, dirt, dead skin, dandruff, and relieve itching. There is also something called conditioner, which can effectively protect hair from dryness, yellowing, and dullness. Split ends, but men generally don’t use them.”

He silently glanced at Bai Yueling's hair, which was condensed into strands of hemp ropes by the rain, but was as black and shiny as lead wire, so it probably wasn't needed.

"This is called shower gel. It has similar functions to shampoo, but it is used to wash the body. This is facial cleanser, used to wash the face."

Jiang Qiao kept chattering, glanced at the toilet, and hesitated on how to explain.

"This is a toilet, used for convenience, using the toilet, going out, relieving yourself, in short..."

Before she finished speaking, Bai Yueling flicked her sleeves, and a rare hint of embarrassment appeared on her always indifferent cheeks.

"I have long been incapacitated, and my immortal body is transparent, so naturally I don't need it!"

"Yes Yes Yes… "

Jiang Qiao closed the bathroom door with an embarrassed look and backed out. Looking at Huazi who was out on the living room floor, he subconsciously wiped a cold sweat.

He shiveringly took out a cigarette from his pocket and was about to light a cigarette to calm down. When he thought of the scene just now, he thought about it and let it go.

If there was another misunderstanding and another flying sword hanging from his throat, he couldn't bear the shock.

Bai Yueling stared blankly at the cramped and closed space in front of her. She came to the earth from Ziwei Star. She couldn't feel the rules or aura, but there was something called "science" everywhere.

Such as running water, such as the electric light above the head. According to the mortal outside, human beings have been able to develop to this point precisely because they believe in science.

This sounds like the various bizarre images she had in her mind when she was going through a tribulation. Even though she was an Immortal Emperor, she was still a little dazed when she experienced it personally.

Perhaps, this is also one of the hardships she needs to go through to embark on the supreme road. The world of mortals is rolling, and the mundane world has to overcome tribulations. Only by successfully walking in the mortal world can she truly achieve enlightenment and become an immortal.

After thinking about it clearly, Bai Yueling's Taoist heart was as pure as ever.

She took a deep breath, gently untied her clothes, took off her Taoist robe, and exposed her round and glowing skin to the air, looking too beautiful to be true.

Bai Yueling recalled what the mortal man had done, and turned on the shower. The water flow was hot and cold, spraying out from the shower head. She squeezed some so-called shampoo and spread it evenly in her hands, lathered it up, and finally applied it to her head. erase…

Jiang Qiao listened to the kitchen water heater being turned on and off, and the sound of water flowing loudly and softly for a while, couldn't help but think to himself: Is that fairy so curious because he has never seen it before

What does the fairy bathing scene look like

Jiang Qiao glanced at the bathroom door. It seemed that she hadn't been taught how to lock the door just now.

If you open the door now, will you be able to see the sexy and sexy scene of taking off your clothes

Impeccable facial features, fair skin covered with water drops, and a beautiful figure... You can eat three large bowls of rice just by listening to the sound of water flowing.

He couldn't think about it. If he thought about it, he would have a picture. Maybe the fairy would understand his mind. If he was discovered, he would definitely die miserably.

Jiang Qiao sat on the sofa and shook his head vigorously. He took out his mobile phone and entered 110, hesitating whether to hand over the time-traveled fairy to the country. This way, at least he would not be a passive threat.

If she loses, she will probably be locked in a special cell, or sliced into pieces by scientists to study the secrets of cultivating immortals, which will start an era of great cultivation for all people.

If she wins, the Immortal Emperor, who has boundless magic power, will blow up the earth with a slap.

Perhaps, you can observe and observe for a while.

After all, fairies are not murderous demons. If they can communicate in depth, if they are lucky, they can learn a few tricks and gain immortality.

According to the Immortal family, he has just met the fate of an immortal.

Since it is an immortal fate, can we let it go

Jiang Qiao was thinking wildly when the bathroom door suddenly opened.

(Lao Hu, I haven’t seen you for a long time. How are you? It’s not too much to vote, right?)