Fairy, Stop Making Trouble

Chapter 42: 42. Sacrifice yourself to feed the devil

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"no."

Jiang Qiao refused without any hesitation.

"I won't hand you over, and I won't let you leave. Just give up."

He had made such a big mistake here, and he didn't know what kind of trouble he would cause if he went outside. For the sake of social harmony and stability, he decided to sacrifice his life to feed the devil.

"But… "

"It's nothing. Don't talk about this anymore. I won't agree. I am your protector. I have the final say in mortal matters."

Bai Yueling held Fu Lu Shouxi in her arms. Listening to his decisive tone, she opened her mouth, and what she wanted to say finally turned into a sigh.

Jiang Qiao stood up and walked into the kitchen: "What do you want to eat for lunch?"

Bai Yueling blinked at him: "Steamed spiritual fish, Nine Treasure Immortal Rice, Hundred Brewed Lotus Jelly, Jade Dew..."

“…”

He looked over with a speechless expression.

"Are you teasing me on purpose? If you have the skills, bring me the ingredients, so that you know there is no dish in the world that a gardener's rabbit can't cook! Just in time to taste what Xianzhen tastes like."

"When my cultivation level recovers, this won't be a problem!" Bai Yueling said seriously.

After that, Jiang Qiao didn't care about her anymore and could eat whatever he wanted. Anyway, she was just a hangout who ate and drank.

Opening the refrigerator, there were some green beans and green peppers inside. He took out another piece of meat to defrost, and ate shredded pork with green peppers, stir-fried green beans and tomato and egg soup for lunch.

Bai Yueling held Fu Lu and leaned against the door to watch him busy: "Do you want me to help?"

"Hey, you eat, drink and live for free, and suddenly your conscience shows up?" He continued to choose the green beans without raising his head.

"Hmm... um." Fairy Bai blushed slightly.

But isn't it? Not only did his arrival not help him at all, but it actually made his life a mess.

He blew up his cell phone, the kitchen, and the surveillance equipment, and asked him to spend money to buy a lot of things for himself. Now, luckily, his business has all been ruined.

Destroying someone's wealth is like killing one's parents.

It's not that Bai Yueling doesn't understand this truth.

But Jiang Qiao didn't blame her at all, and gave her a lot of help. This mortal... well, he was a little less important in her heart.

Jiang Qiao took part of the green beans and taught her step by step how to choose vegetables.

"This thing is called green beans. Pinch off the corners at both ends like I did. You also need to remove the tendon, otherwise it will affect the taste."

"Is that so?"

"Yeah, yes, smart."

Bai Yueling was a little proud that life as a mortal didn't seem to be that difficult.

Fu Lu Shou Xi's two kittens ran over and played with the green beans on the ground. She looked at Jiang Qiao's side face and suddenly said: "Jiang Qiao, if you don't let me leave, are you afraid that I won't pay you back?"

"That's just part of it." He mumbled a dry explanation.

"What about the other part?"

"The country is prosperous and the society is stable. You are an unstable factor. I have to watch."

"You mean, you're still afraid of me wandering around alone?"

Jiang Qiao nodded: "You know very well about the problem of inner demons. You can't solve it at all now. Besides, you also said that if you can't suppress it, let me influence her in the end."

"Sacrifice yourself to feed the devil?" Bai Yueling's eyebrows contained a smile.

Jiang Qiao looked strange. He thought of some scenes inexplicably, and the scene of feeding the demon seemed a bit sexy.

"Ahem... Well, if necessary, it's not impossible."

He blushed and murmured softly, then walked back into the kitchen carrying the vegetable basket.

"Jiang Qiao, do you want me to help you cook?"

"Do you know?"

Fairy Bai shook her head slightly: "I can try to learn."

"Don't."

Jiang Qiao's face turned dark when he thought of the alchemy process last night: "I'm afraid you'll blow up my kitchen again."

"oh."

Bai Yueling returned to the living room and had to play with the two kittens again.

She suddenly discovered that since she lost the spiritual energy of heaven and earth and was unable to practice, the days of doing nothing were actually more boring than the days of practicing in seclusion.

No wonder mortals in this world come up with so many things for leisure and entertainment.

Seeing that she was really bored, Jiang Qiao wiped her hands and walked over to open his computer.

"If you think you have nothing to do, just play games for me. It's just the beginning."

Bai Yueling nodded slightly. That game seemed a bit interesting. Controlling virtual characters to fight allowed her to regain a little bit of her dignity as an immortal emperor.

So...

Jiang Qiao was cooking in the kitchen, Fairy Bai was killing like crazy in the canyon, and triple kills, big kills, special kills, and awesome game sound effects were constantly coming from the living room.

He suddenly felt that he had delayed the rise of a world champion

Almost half an hour later, Jiang Qiao served two dishes and one soup. Bai Yueling just finished the second round, winning the MVP with a record of 23 kills, 0 deaths and 4 assists, and successfully advanced to Black Iron III.

"If we keep playing like this, becoming the king of the first district will not be a dream." Jiang Qiao said with emotion.

"Who is the king? Why do you want to fall in love with him?" Fairy Bai asked.

"Well... you can understand the highest level of this game as the highest level that is different from ordinary people."

"Is it strong?"

He nodded very seriously: "Very strong. In comparison, your enemies just now are just a bunch of rabble! Their operation and reaction speed can be said to be the best in the world."

Fairy Bai was eager to try what he said: "How can I meet them? I want to meet them for a while."

Jiang Qiao thought for a moment.

"Do you know about the ladder? Those people are standing at the top of the pyramid. You only need to climb up one level at a time. Once you reach a certain level, you will naturally meet them."

Bai Yueling nodded thoughtfully.

"We will discuss this issue later. The king is not that easy to deal with. Now let's eat and eat."

Jiang Qiao placed his chopsticks, and she sat across from her, frowning slightly as she looked at the extremely greasy dish in front of her. It didn't taste very good, and on the contrary, it was a bit pungent.

"What's wrong? Not to your liking?"

"The oily smell is too strong, salty and spicy. If you eat it for a long time, it is not suitable for longevity."

Fairy Bai looked at Jiang Qiao with serious eyes: "You can no longer eat these vegetables. You need to be like me and fast and light to stay healthy and live a long life."

Jiang Qiao couldn't help but roll his eyes, put a piece of shredded green pepper and pork into his mouth with chopsticks, and happily took a big mouthful of rice.

"I understand the truth, but I am a carnivore and not a monk. Why should I eat grass all day long like a rabbit?"

"If you don't take care of your body, you will die."

Jiang Qiao's face was expressionless: "Last time you said I could live to be 90 years old, I was so satisfied."

Bai Yueling's breath was stagnant. How come this guy doesn't eat oil, salt, or hard food? He knows that this is a bad habit, but he still doesn't know how to change it.

As his own protector, he is so unmotivated.

She was a little angry.

Bai Yueling took a deep breath, as if she had made some kind of determination.

"Haven't you always wanted to learn how to become an immortal? I'll teach you."