"Haven't you always wanted to learn how to become an immortal? I'll teach you."
Jiang Qiao's eyes lit up, he put down his chopsticks and rubbed his hands hastily.
"The kind that flies with a sword?"
Fairy Bai thought about it and nodded slightly.
"According to the laws of heaven and earth in this world, after about eight hundred years, you can practice Qi to a small degree. If you practice quickly, you should be able to successfully wield a sword in two hundred years."
Jiang Qiao's body froze, and the smile on his face slowly solidified.
Isn't this a scam
One hundred and eighty years later, he would have turned into a pile of loess, and there would be no hope for Yujian Fei in this life.
"Isn't there any quick way for me to succeed?"
"have."
Bai Yueling glanced at him indifferently: "You have a good understanding. If you can find a cave with beautiful mountains and clear waters, have a simple meal every day, and devote yourself to cultivating Taoism, you can probably... be thirty years ahead of schedule."
Jiang Qiao: "..."
"Forget it, it doesn't matter if this immortal doesn't cultivate."
Living a simple life and concentrating on cultivating Taoism does not mean that we will stay away from games, food, dramas, and pornographic pictures...
As a modern person, it is absolutely impossible to live without a mobile phone and computer.
Bai Yueling was slightly stunned. Why did this person have no patience at all? And refused her personal teaching
In Ziweixing, I don't know how many people are willing to listen to her preaching and lectures. In the past, even her registered disciples could travel all over the world and be proud of one place.
"If you pursue pleasure all day long, when will you be able to achieve success?" She frowned.
"I didn't want to succeed. I would have been lying down a long time ago. Otherwise, why would I have gone to the mountains to open a shop? There are so many capable people in the world, and I am not missing one."
Jiang Qiao finished the last bite of his meal leisurely, leaned back in his chair and burped.
Bai Yueling was very puzzled by these words.
Heaven is in good health, and a gentleman strives to constantly strive for self-improvement.
But this guy actually just wants to be a useless person who eats and waits to die.
You are really careless, how could you ask him to be your protector
"You don't understand. Most people in this era pay attention to investment and returns. They have worked hard for hundreds of years to practice Taoism, but they were easily shot down. Who is willing to do this loss-making business? After all, times have changed. "
Jiang Feiren Qiao took out a piece of dental floss and slowly picked his teeth. Thinking that the descriptions in those novels about cultivating immortals were really harmful, he couldn't help but groaned twice and continued.
"In modern society, everyone lives and works in peace and contentment. The elderly have someone to rely on, the children have something to grow up with, and the widowed, widowed and lonely are all supported. Who can make themselves so tired if they can live a carefree life."
Bai Yueling's frown slowly relaxed, but she had forgotten that the lives of mortals in the two worlds were completely different. One was suffering, the other was happy, and their moods were naturally different.
"But even so, the dishes you cook in the future must not be heavy on oil or salt, too spicy, or... smelly!"
"Why?"
Bai Yueling thought for a long time, then blurted out a sentence between her teeth.
"You choked me."
Jiang Qiao: "???"
"If you don't accept it, I'll shock you." Fairy Bai's eyes were extremely serious.
“…”
He cried without tears, whined, couldn't eat delicious food, and his greatest happiness was gone.
After finishing the meal, he cleaned up the dining table and kitchen. Now that there was no business to do, Jiang Qiao slumped on the sofa bored, holding the pillow in his arms and looking at the ceiling in trance.
After Fulu and Shouxi gradually became familiar with the environment in the living room, they began to venture around, sometimes climbing on the sofa, and sometimes jumping on him, playing a hide-and-seek game around them.
"What about the afternoon? What are you going to do?" Bai Yueling asked him.
"Nothing to do."
Jiang Qiao put his hands on the back of his head: "Actually, opening a store every day is quite tiring, so this period of time should be used as a rest."
Hearing this, Bai Yueling's eyelids twitched slightly and she almost couldn't help but beat him up.
This guy is good at everything, but he is shameless. In all his years, he has never seen a job that is simpler and easier than his. At work, he just plays games and gets paid. How can he still be called tired
"Actually, I'm thinking about a question."
"what is the problem?"
Jiang Qiao sighed: "I don't have much food left at home, and I don't know how long Fairy Peak will need to be closed. Should I go home and hide for a while, and then come back and reopen the store after this matter is over."
"Your home...is in the city?" Fairy Bai asked tentatively.
"Well, I was demolished and the government compensated me with two houses, one for my parents and one for me. Ordinary people have worked hard for most of their lives to afford a house, but I got it in a daze."
Jiang Qiao looked melancholy and spread his hands: "Without the pressure of life, naturally there is no motivation for work. I just didn't want to listen to my parents nagging me all the time, so I ran to the mountain."
"Um... you come with me?" He looked over.
Bai Yueling remained silent. To be honest, she had a bad impression of the city. There were cameras everywhere, too many people, a smoky atmosphere, and serious environmental pollution. More importantly, she didn't quite adapt to the steel jungle.
She pursed her lips: "Then you go by yourself, I'll stay here, and I don't need to eat. I can maintain my basic life by relying on Xia Shiqi, so there is no need to worry at all."
Jiang Qiao's breath was stagnant. He had gotten used to her company in his life during this period. If he really wanted to separate the two places, even if it was temporary, he would refuse in his heart.
"Ahem, I just said it casually. I said, I have to watch you...your inner demon. For the sake of social stability, if I don't go to hell, who will go to hell." He looked serious.
"Didn't you say that there is no food left at home?" Fairy Bai asked back.
Jiang Qiao smiled nonchalantly: "It's okay. I'll go to the city sometime and buy everything I need to buy."
Fairy Bai hesitated for a moment and said slowly: "Actually, there is no need to bother. If you are homesick, just go back. I have set up a ban at home. Once the inner demon dares to step out of this building, I will forcefully wake up." .”
Hearing this, Jiang Qiao was inexplicably relieved. At least she didn't have to worry about her inner demons repeatedly rejecting her, and she couldn't wait to forcefully seduce other men.
"Go ahead and don't worry about me. I'm not going anywhere. I'll just wait here for you to come back." Bai Yueling said seriously.
Jiang Qiao felt a bit toothache. He had run out of excuses. How should he explain it to this woman
If you are a bitch, you shouldn't ask to go home.
"It's not impossible for me to go back, it's just that the matter of your jumping off the mountain has not been resolved. I'm worried that the police will come to my door again during this matter. You know, your matter is now well known to everyone..."
Jiang Qiao glanced at her secretly and walked towards the stairs: "That's it. I'm going back. If anything happens, just call me. It's just that they are a little difficult to deal with."
Bai Yueling's face was hesitant. She was good at cultivating immortals, but she really didn't know how to deal with people.
"Jiang Qiao, you are my protector, I think you should stay now."
Someone was so happy that he stopped walking down the stairs.
"Okay, since you said so, I will reluctantly stay to help you get through the current difficulties."
Bai Yueling glanced at her suspiciously. Why did she always feel that this guy did it on purpose