"You kid, give me back the cigarette!"
Jiang Tiancheng blew his beard and stared at Jiang Qiao. He didn't understand his own son
I have been smoking for two or three years. When I go home, the two of them would lie on the balcony and smoke together. But now that I am not allowed to smoke, why are I pretending to him
"No! I won't give you anything!"
Jiang Qiao shook his head vigorously. After a while, you patted your butt and left, but it was me who received the electric shock!
"Okay, little bastard, your wings have grown stronger. First, collect my money and then my cigarettes. How dare you control me? I'm not old yet!" Jiang Tiancheng slapped the table.
Jiang Qiao handed the cigarette back in a nonchalant manner: "Dad, please bear with me for now. You can smoke as you please on the way back. No one will care about you."
Xia Qinghe was afraid that the father and son would quarrel again, so she quickly came over and rolled her eyes at her husband.
"Is there any father who talks to his son like this? Isn't it for your health that he doesn't let you smoke?"
"I have been a smoker for decades. Do you think you can just quit? It's not that easy."
Jiang Tiancheng snorted softly, pressed down the lighter, took a deep breath after lighting it, and puffed out a smoke ring leisurely, feeling suddenly more comfortable.
Jiang Qiao couldn't help but twitched his face, fearing that the lightning might not run away.
"Son, come here."
Xia Qinghe waved and called Jiang Qiao away. The father and son didn't know if they had any grudges in their previous life, so they would quarrel when they got together.
"What's wrong with your gas stove?"
Jiang Qiao glanced at it. The last time Bai Fairy made elixirs, she exploded the pressure cooker. As a result, one side of the steel frame of the natural gas stove was seriously deformed, the stove eye was twisted, and the tempered glass panel on the surface was full of cracks. What was originally a double stove now only has a single stove. kitchen.
"Ahem, what... My hand slipped some time ago, and the pressure cooker I picked up hit it directly." He explained forcefully.
Xia Qinghe looked suspicious. How could a gas stove look like this if a pot was dropped on it
"You're not hurt, are you?"
"No."
"If you hadn't told me, I would have thought you blew up the kitchen."
The corners of Jiang Qiao's eyes twitched very vaguely.
"Don't tell me that you eat this kind of junk food every day in the mountains."
Xia Qinghe pointed to the plastic bags containing snail noodles, instant noodles, and various ham sausages in the trash can.
"Eat it once in a while. There is a scenic canteen on the mountain. I often go there to have a meal."
Jiang Qiao was defeated by his mother's suspicious eyes: "Mom, believe me, I would rather let others suffer than let myself suffer. No, I still have meat and vegetables in the refrigerator, and I often cook it myself. , make hemp incense,”
"That's true."
Xia Qinghe thought of his son's character. He was not a loser, he was just a little lazy and only wanted to be comfortable and enjoy happiness.
But he was still worried and ran into his bedroom to check.
"The quilt has a smell. When the sun comes out, you should take it out and wash it and dry it immediately. Do you know that this will keep you healthy?"
"You are alone in the mountains. You have to know how to take care of yourself. How can you cope with everything? Don't let your parents worry about you all the time."
"Yes, yes." Jiang Qiao kept nodding from behind.
Xia Qinghe looked everywhere, except for the kitchen, there seemed to be nothing wrong.
"Jiang Qiao, come here, I want to ask you something." Jiang Tiancheng suddenly called him.
"Dad, what's wrong?"
"What do you think about the recent cliff jumping incident?"
"What do you think? It has nothing to do with me. Others can do whatever they want." Jiang Qiao walked over and sat down on the sofa.
"Why does it have nothing to do with you? Did someone jump off the cliff? Did someone die? Is the scenic spot closed now? Do you know how long it will be closed?"
Jiang Qiao asked, "Dad, do you know?"
Jiang Tiancheng felt furious in his heart. He didn't know if he had a conflict with his son, but he got angry after just two words.
"I know shit!"
"Then why are you asking me? Why don't you just wait until the lockdown is lifted? Isn't it tiring to worry so much all day long?" Jiang Qiao rolled his eyes.
"So during this time, you are going to sit around eating and waiting to die?"
"Well, let's just consider it a holiday."
Jiang Tiancheng was so angry that his tooth ached: "Why did I give birth to a son like you in the first place!"
He looked at his wife with a dark face.
"Did you hear that? Let me tell you, he was not allowed to do this in the first place. He insisted on imitating young people and lying flat. In a few years, his peers will deposit hundreds of thousands each, and he can only keep it. I run my own shabby shop and rely on God’s favor to make a living. If I encounter someone who can’t think of anything and jump out of here again, how much money can I make throughout the year?”
Xia Qinghe also came over to persuade: "Son, I think it's right to listen to your father on this matter. While we are not old yet and we have enough resources, what kind of job are you looking for but can't find?"
"Yes, it's settled. I'll give Lao Li a call tomorrow, and you can just stay at home and read and take the public exam. If you can't do it in one year, you can do it in two years. If you can't do it in two years, you can do it in three years. Anyway, there is no need for you at home. I don't need your food." Jiang Tiancheng made his decision with a wave of his hand.
"No. I will stay on the mountain and not go anywhere." Jiang Qiao refused.
He looked at Xia Qinghe: "Mom, it's not like you don't know. With my temperament, no matter which unit I get into, I will just wait until death. I am used to being free and do not want to be constrained by the company's rules and regulations."
Xia Qinghe sighed and felt his head was heavy. Every time he mentioned this matter, he was always unhappy.
"Okay, it's up to you. If you're so brave, I'll earn the house and car by myself. I won't leave you two apartments or one at home."
Jiang Tiancheng angrily ran to the balcony to smoke, looking at him upset.
"Okay, okay, let's talk about this later. Today is a day for family reunion. Son, hurry into the house and change your clothes. If you don't leave, it will be almost dark." Xia Qinghe urged.
"Where to go?"
"Didn't we agree to eat mutton?"
"But I'm not going!"
"Disobedient? You have to go even if you don't want to! I have the final say in everything at home!"
She raised her eyebrows and forced Jiang Qiao into the house.
Jiang Tiancheng looked at the setting sun outside the mountains and smoked cigarettes one after another. If Jiang Qiao could save him some time, he wouldn't be so angry.
He raised his head and blew out a smoke ring, looking at the women's bra and panties hanging above his head, his face suddenly froze...
Xia Qinghe looked at the dust on the floor, shook his head and opened the next room to get a broom. As a mother, she always does the best for her children.
As soon as the door of the room opened, she saw an extremely beautiful girl sitting on the bed, with an alluring face and beautiful face.
Bai Yueling raised her eyes and looked at her lightly. She did not expect Jiang Qiao's parents to suddenly enter the room.
The air fell silent for a moment.
"I must be hallucinating. How could my son be hiding a woman?"
Xia Qinghe slammed the door shut, opened it again, and saw Bai Yueling still sitting there.
boom!
Xia Qinghe closed the door again in confusion and shouted towards the balcony.
"Lao Jiang, Lao Jiang, come here quickly, something big has happened!"