"It's broken! It's broken! Wife, what kind of bad habits has that little brat learned now?"
Jiang Tiancheng looked up at the women's underwear floating on the balcony, and his smoking hand trembled violently.
He walked into the living room and happened to hear Xia Qinghe's words, "Lao Jiang, Lao Jiang, come here quickly, something big has happened!"
The couple looked at each other with big eyes and small eyes.
"What happened?"
"What bad habit?"
Jiang Tiancheng stared at Jiang Qiao's bedroom and said through gritted teeth: "That boy is so good at not imitating others, but he just imitates others wearing women's clothes! Women's underwear is still hanging outside, he is so shameless!"
Xia Qinghe pointed to the original utility room tremblingly: "I just opened the door and entered the house and saw a girl living inside. Could it be that..."
"What?"
Jiang Tiancheng smiled coldly: "No wonder he doesn't want to go home. It seems that little brat has done a lot of things behind our back."
He strode over and was about to push the door open. Unexpectedly, the door suddenly opened at this moment, and Bai Yueling stood at the door very handsomely, which actually shocked Jiang Tiancheng.
Jiang Qiao heard something was wrong with the sound outside, and ran out quickly. As soon as he opened the door, he saw that the three people were already there. The four people stood at the door and looked at each other, and the air suddenly fell into a strange silence.
Jiang Tiancheng's face was uncertain, but the beautiful girl opposite had a calm expression. He was suddenly unsure.
After a few seconds, he looked at his son and snorted: "Jiang Qiao, tell me, what is going on?"
He held a lit cigarette between his fingers and blew out a puff of smoke from his mouth.
Bai Yueling frowned slightly. Although she now knew that smoking was not intentional to kill her Daoji, she still didn't like the unpleasant smell.
What's more, he is Jiang Qiao's father. It seems inappropriate to call him rashly, but it can be a reminder.
"You are heavily poisoned, your qi and blood are dark, your soul is severely damaged, your internal organs are all inactive, your limbs are weak, and your body is extremely weak..."
Bai Yueling's expression was complicated: "In your words, he is already terminally ill and cannot be saved by gods or gods. It won't take long..."
Before she could finish her words, Jiang Qiao panicked and covered her mouth with his hand while winking at her crazily.
This little mouth sounds like a machine gun. It can't say anything!
"Dad, Mom, don't believe her nonsense. By the way, you guys chat first, and I'll tell her something."
Jiang Qiao quickly pushed her into the house, closed the door and locked it, his heart pounding.
Jiang Tiancheng finally came to his senses from his stunned state and was so angry that he was shaking all over. This woman who didn't know where she came from actually said that he was terminally ill and didn't have long to live? He was clearly in his forties and in his prime. Although he liked to smoke, he did not feel any physical discomfort!
"Look at the good son you gave birth to!" He looked at Xia Qinghe and became angry.
"What's so bad about it? Is it possible that I can give birth to a child on my own? You don't contribute and you don't support me?" Xia Qinghe glared back, and he was stunned for a moment.
"My son is not that kind of person. Don't make blind guesses before things are clear."
"Hmph, I want to see how he explains it after he comes out!"
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Jiang Qiao felt a headache when he heard the sounds outside the door. He turned around and saw that Bai Yueling fell to the ground with convulsions before she opened her mouth to speak, screaming non-stop.
Xia Qinghe outside the door was stunned. What on earth were those two people doing in the room? What are you announcing in front of them
Today’s young people are so wild!
"Why did you shock me again!" Jiang Qiao recovered from his paralysis and asked her in a low voice.
"Who gave you permission to touch me?" Fairy Bai raised her eyebrows and looked sternly. This guy actually touched her mouth with his hands without permission.
"Isn't that an emergency?"
Jiang Qiao sighed: "That person just now was my father, how could you say that to him?"
"I know, for his own good, that's why I let him know about my physical condition. Can't you understand such a simple truth? Could it be that you can't even tell the truth?" Bai Yueling frowned slightly.
"It's not that it can't be done, but..." Jiang Qiao opened his mouth and didn't know how to explain it for a while.
After thinking about it, he said: "People in this world generally don't live long. What you say is a curse in disguise. It's taboo. Do you understand?"
"In that case, I won't say anything." Bai Yueling said calmly.
"I will explain in a moment, but you are not allowed to speak." Jiang Qiao warned her very uneasily, for fear that she would say something shocking again.
After seeing her agreement, Jiang Qiao turned around to open the door, but Bai Yueling suddenly grabbed him.
"Your parents... what should I call them? I can't call them after you, right?"
Jiang Qiao's eyes were crooked, imagining that she had a mother and a father. This seemed to be the way to obey one's husband after getting married.
If she knew about it, she would be beaten violently.
"Ahem, you call my dad uncle, and you call my mom aunt."
Bai Yueling looked at him straightly: "I am older than you, and your five thousand years of civilization seem very young to me. Logically speaking, you are my protector, so you have to call me Lord, everyone else must call me ancestor."
Now I am inexplicably shorter than countless generations, and I am actually arguing with Jiang Qiao, my peer. Why
"Yes, yes, long live the old lady and ancestors."
Jiang Qiao couldn't help rolling his eyes: "But I believe this. Do you think others believe it? In the eyes of my parents, you are just a girl in her twenties. If you want to integrate into this society well, , you have to do as the Romans do."
Bai Yueling's eyelids twitched, that's what she said, but she had lived a long life, but she wanted to call a mortal who only had a few decades of life as uncle and aunt. She was so awkward that she couldn't say it out loud.
Jiang Qiao saw the confusion on her face.
"This is my home, you live here, and they are my parents. If you want a reasonable explanation, you must follow what I say."
"Then I would rather build a thatched cottage next to your house." Bai Yueling said angrily.
“Erecting a house without permission is a serious offense in this society.”
Jiang Qiao said angrily: "Didn't you often say that cultivating immortals should be done according to one's heart, and that the body is just a skin, just a title with no effect, worthy of your care? Do you have any acquaintances here, are you still afraid of losing you? The dignity of the Immortal Emperor?"
Bai Yueling sighed and looked at him with warning in her eyes.
"Only your parents are special cases!"
"Of course, at other times we still have our own discussions."
She felt slightly relieved.
"Now, shall we go out?"
Fairy Bai hesitated for a moment and nodded slowly.
Jiang Qiao took a deep breath and opened the door. Xia Qinghe's eyes lit up instantly as he watched the door open.
"Son, won't your girlfriend introduce us?"
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