Fairy, Stop Making Trouble

Chapter 5: 5. Why is this mortal cooking shit!

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Hearing the sound, Jiang Qiao turned his head and looked over.

Bai Yueling stepped on the floor with her bare feet, and those crystal clear toes looked particularly cute. She was wearing the white skirt she wore for rent, and her black lead hair was casually tied into a bun. Paired with her holy and earthly temperament, it didn't look weird at all, just like an immortal in the world.

Jiang Qiao stared at her delicate and indifferent face for two seconds, then quickly turned his head away. She was indeed a fairy, and the tight Hanfu had the appearance of embracing all rivers.

Then, he took out a hair dryer and a pair of clean plush slippers from his room and handed them to her.

"These are my spare slippers, but I promise you, they are absolutely clean."

Bai Yueling's eyes stayed on the slippers for a few seconds, and then she said lightly: "No need."

On the day when Qiu Xian asked, she had walked barefoot through mountains and rivers, foreign lands unstained by dust, so what did the smooth and smooth ground mean to her now

"What is this thing?"

Compared to the slippers, she was more curious about another technological creation held in the hands of this mortal.

"A hair dryer is usually used to dry hair. Sometimes it is also used to dry socks."

Jiang Qiao plugged in the hair dryer and subconsciously reminded: "The sound may be a bit loud after starting, but you don't need to be nervous. It is normal and not a harmful weapon."

"I don't feel any threat from this object. Just demonstrate it." Bai Yueling was quite curious. This is not a feather fan. How can a strange-looking dead object produce wind

Jiang Qiao nodded, pushed the switch, and the hair dryer immediately made a "wuwuwu" sound. He continued: "There are two hot and cold gears. Each gear has a strong or weak value. Use this button to adjust it."

Bai Yueling took the hair dryer from his hand, slowly stretched out her palm to feel the intensity of the wind, and a smile gradually appeared on her face.

The wind is not strong. Compared with the strong wind above the nine heavens that can blow away the soul, it can even be said to be pitifully weak. But if it is just used to dry hair, the wind and temperature are just right.

The monks can indeed use magic to evaporate the water, but ordinary mortals cannot do this.

"You mortals know how to enjoy it."

Jiang Qiao said with a smile: "It's all the power of science, science changes life."

Bai Yueling was noncommittal. Even though this mortal boasted about science, at present it was just a light, running water and a hair dryer. Any young monk who embarked on the path of cultivating immortality could do it, or even do it better.

"Let me experience it, blow... blow..."

"hair dryer."

"Um."

Bai Yueling sat in front of the mirror, untied her hair, and her waist-length black hair fell like a waterfall. She pointed the air outlet of the hair dryer at herself, followed her green-white jade fingers, and the hot air blew through her hair over and over again. A thrilling beauty.

"It's a good rare thing, but the efficiency is too low. It can't evaporate the water instantly like mana." Bai Yueling touched her still slightly moist hair, turned off the hair dryer, and expressed her opinion.

Hearing this, Jiang Qiao couldn't help but complain, do you think everyone is an omnipotent cultivator like you

"I thought about it for a long time when I was taking a bath just now. Since this place is a world of its own, and I am a newbie here and don't know much about it, I will allow you to be my protector."

Seeing Jiang Qiao put away the hair dryer and slippers, Bai Yueling suddenly said.

"Protector? What's the benefit?"

"There is an old saying among you mortals. When one person achieves enlightenment, chickens and dogs ascend to heaven. When I recover, I will give you a fairy tale. But during this period, you must do your best to do things for me."

"how long it takes?"

Jiang Qiao directly grasped the crux of the problem. If it took thousands of years to restore his cultivation, he would have turned into a handful of loess by then. This promise was equivalent to nothing.

"I don't know."

Bai Yueling sighed: "The laws of this world are not revealed, there is no spiritual power, and it is in a state of lawlessness. If you don't see it with your own eyes, it is hard to imagine that there are human beings in such a barren land."

Jiang Qiao curled his lips, what he said was simply nonsense.

"I won't do anything that doesn't benefit me. Why don't you just teach me a one-and-a-half-step move or a mental method to ask for immortality? In this case, I can live longer and be able to do things better for you, right?"

Bai Yueling slowly shook her head: "No one can take the path of immortality in the Dharma Ending Age, and it will be useless even if I teach you."

"So I can only be driven by you for nothing?"

"You can choose to accept it or refuse it."

"If you refuse, will you leave here and find another protector?"

"Before that, the cause and effect will be resolved first."

"Um?"

"Sending you to the afterlife."

Jiang Qiao's mouth twitched fiercely. Do you still have a choice

He took a deep breath: "It's not impossible to help you, but I hope that we can treat each other equally instead of becoming your slave. You can't force me to do things that I don't want to do that are against the law and discipline. .”

After Bai Yueling thought for two seconds, she nodded: "Yes."

Jiang Qiao breathed a sigh of relief. It was okay. Things were not as bad as he imagined. At least there was a beautiful fairy living at home, which felt very good.

From the bottom of his heart, he didn't want this fairy to leave. It had nothing to do with morality and was purely selfish.

"Do I need to make a three-chapter agreement, or something like a contract and an oath? I mean, what if you force me?"

Bai Yueling glanced at him indifferently: "I keep my word. If I recover my cultivation, I will follow the law and I will not deceive you."

Jiang Qiao laughed. It seemed that he was still a conscientious and moral fairy. He was so good, so good.

The rain continued outside the window, and the sky was getting dark. It looked like it would rain all night.

His stomach suddenly growled. Normally at this time, he would have already had dinner, but it seemed a little too late to get it now.

"I'm going to eat. Are you hungry?" Jiang Qiao looked at her delicate profile.

"For those who are cultivating immortals, the first thing to do is to live without grains. Only by eating rosy clouds and drinking dew can you live forever." Bai Yueling said quietly while looking at the rain outside the window.

Jiang Qiao opened his mouth, but for a moment he didn't know how to refute. After all, satisfying one's appetite is one of the great pleasures in life.

"Okay, then do whatever you want, I'll go get some food."

He ran downstairs and went to the shelf to get a pack of snail noodles, a braised egg, two hams, and a bottle of happy water.

Live together!

Bai Yueling looked at this mortal with curiosity as he prepared the meal. Instead of adding firewood, he had something called a gas stove, which could be ignited for a long time. It was really magical.

Jiang Qiao put all the ingredients into the pot and boiled them. As time went on, an indescribable odor wafted out and filled the entire room.

Bai Yueling subconsciously covered her mouth and nose and looked at his strange expression.

Why is this mortal cooking shit

Or do we mean that all mortals in this world grew up eating shit

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