The two looked at each other in the air, and the air suddenly became quiet. Bai Yueling quickly looked away, her eyes flickering.
"What could it be?" Jiang Qiao's eyes were incomprehensible, and his heart was pounding.
"Is he a masochist?" Fairy Bai lowered her eyelids and spoke in a calm voice.
Jiang Qiao: "..."
"I just can't beat you now, otherwise..." He muttered softly.
She raised her eyebrows: "What else?"
"Otherwise, I'll spank your ass into eight pieces!" He gritted his teeth and paused for two seconds on her ass.
"Dirty!"
Bai Yueling's eyebrows were cold and her face was full of frost. This guy actually teased her again.
The next second, flickering arcs of electricity continued to flow across Jiang Qiao's body.
"I, I, I was wrong, wrong, wrong..."
Jiang Qiao was lying on the ground, twitching all over and foaming at the mouth. This woman was so cruel. People were almost stunned by the electricity. This time, the intensity of the current was at least one level higher.
"Why can't you take a joke?" He got up from the ground and complained.
"Hmph! A gangster, a prostitute, a lecher! You deserve it! You have been shocked so many times and you don't remember it. It seems you are indeed a masochist."
Jiang Qiao suddenly panicked. He asked for it, and there was nothing wrong with him.
"Let me ask you a question."
"explain."
"How can I beat you?" Jiang said with a serious look on his face.
Fairy Bai thought about it carefully: "Unless you can get that kind of mushroom egg, you have a chance to destroy my immortal body."
"Forget it, just pretend I didn't ask."
Jiang Qiao pursed his lips. Not to mention whether he could get that thing, if it exploded, the whole Chungju would probably be gone. The strategy of dying together was not advisable.
Will I have to be suppressed by this woman for the rest of my life
Seeing his dissatisfied look, Bai Yueling raised her lips slightly: "Or, you can start practicing from now on. If everything goes well, you can reach my current state in about fifty thousand years."
Fifty thousand years…
Who knows if humans were still there at that time.
"Then I'd better be suppressed by you."
"What did you say?" Bai Yueling narrowed her eyes.
"Ahem... I mean I'm lying down and I don't struggle anymore. I love electric shocks. If I electric shock a few times, maybe I'll get used to it."
She hesitated slightly: "Actually, as long as you listen to me and don't talk nonsense, how can I possibly shock you?"
Jiang Qiao didn't reply. He patted his butt and stood up and walked into the kitchen: "I'm going to make food. I'll feed it to you tonight."
"Some noodles."
He became serious: "Of course it's vegetarian noodles. If you eat meat, something will happen."
Bai Xianzi didn't understand what it meant. Jiang Qiao was happy to take advantage of her verbally. He was humming a song and cooking noodles, and was in a good mood.
Ten minutes later, Jiang Qiao brought out two bowls of hot noodles with fried eggs on them.
At the bottom of his bowl was the leftover shredded green pepper pork from yesterday, while Bai Yueling's bowl looked a little clear and watery, but it was just right for her taste.
"I have to go down the mountain to buy some vegetables, fruits and meat products tomorrow. Just stay at home. I will be back soon."
Bai Yueling nodded lightly: "Bring me some books by the way. As for the money... you can help me pay it forward and pay it back to you later."
She still knows too little about this world and is eager for all kinds of knowledge. If she can still use the magic of immortality, she can directly search the soul to obtain knowledge.
However, according to the laws of this world, searching for souls seems to be illegal.
"There's no need to go to such trouble."
Jiang Qiao took a bite of the fried egg and continued: "Actually, if you can use the Internet skillfully, you can find the answer to everything you want to ask on it."
"Is this the Du Niang you usually ask about?"
"Yes. But you can't type yet, so it's a little troublesome to use it."
Bai Yueling said seriously: "I can learn."
She has always been very curious about computers, which seem to contain all the mysteries of the world and answer all questions. Even if you recover your cultivation level, you may not be able to analyze it with your spiritual power.
If such a divine object were placed on Ziwei Star, it would definitely be an immortal imperial weapon that everyone would fight for. However, here, it seems that everyone can have it.
At least there are two in Jiangqiao, one is portable and as thin as a notebook, and the other is downstairs and cannot be moved casually.
"Then you have to start learning Pinyin first, so that you can type." Jiang Qiao said.
"Are they those weird-looking symbols?"
Bai Yueling asked. She was very curious. Jiang Qiao usually just typed on the keyboard, and coherent words appeared on the screen. Without spiritual power as a bridge, she didn't understand how this was done.
"Yes. Including initial consonants, finals, overall recognition of syllables, and some pronunciation changes, your accent is very different from ours."
"Sounds complicated."
Bai Yueling sighed inwardly, although the human civilization in this world is short-lived, the various strange and weird creations are really mysterious and extraordinary.
"Can you teach me?"
Jiang Qiao sighed: "I learned this more than ten years ago. At that time, I was only 6 years old and a primary school student. I usually got slapped by my mother."
More than ten years is not a short time in a mortal's lifespan.
She suddenly became nervous: "You won't forget again, will you?"
"That's not true. This is a skill that every rabbit must master when entering school. The first lesson for primary school students is to learn Pinyin."
Jiang Qiao looked at her seriously: "If you want to learn, I can teach you, but you must call me master, and I will teach you everything I have."
Bai Yueling's eyes widened. This guy really had no good intentions and was thinking of ways to lead her into a trap and take advantage of her.
She remained silent, feeling ashamed no matter how much she thought of calling this guy a master.
"If you don't want to, you can also go to my mother. She is a Chinese teacher and she is professional in this area."
Jiang Qiao glanced at her secretly: "If you could call her mom a few times, she would be so happy that she would give everything she had."
"Aren't you called Auntie? Why are you called Mom? What are you planning?" Bai Yueling sneered.
"Ahem, our Jiang family is a single generation and all are boys. My mother just wants a girl..." Jiang Qiao looked at her with murderous eyes and shut up.
"Change my request, as long as I don't call you master." She thought for a while and said.
"That's called old..."
"Think before you answer!"
"Okay, then you should call me Master." Jiang Qiao pursed his lips.
"no!"
"Isn't it so difficult to pronounce the word "master"? If we are walking among three people, we must have a teacher, and the ancient scholars must have a teacher. A teacher is the one who preaches the truth, receives karma, and resolves doubts. Therefore, the disciple does not have to be inferior to the teacher, and the teacher does not have to be better than the disciple. There is a certain order of learning, and there is a specialization in the art."
Jiang Qiao kept talking like a machine gun.
"Although you are more than nine thousand years older than me, you don't understand this aspect. I understand, so why can't I be your master? Besides, it's you who begged me, not me. If you don't want to scream, I I don’t want to teach anymore.”
Listening to his tirade, Bai Yueling moved her lips and hesitated several times.
After ten breaths of silence, Nini knelt down in front of him and spoke slowly.
"Master...Master, please...please teach your apprentice...the way of pinyin."