Fairy, Stop Making Trouble

Chapter 57: 57. I want to give you a home and be the father of three children

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Not knowing how to type was very troublesome. Jiang Qiao was often seen using his mobile phone to check various information and play games online, but she could only use it to make phone calls.

She felt that it was a waste not to make the best use of such a useful treasure.

The most important thing is that someone scolded her during the shooter game today, and she wanted to scold him back.

"Typing, okay, I'll prepare lessons first, you..."

"I'm going to wash the dishes."

Jiang Qiao blinked. My dear disciple, it’s only been a night, can you answer it quickly

Hearing the sound of running water coming from the kitchen, Jiang Qiao turned on the screen and checked the results first.

Good guy, I only lost one game in the whole morning, Silver V is just around the corner.

He opened Du Niang, logged into Kingsoft's official website, and downloaded a Kingsoft Typing Assistant. When he was in elementary school and taking computer classes, he often played life-and-death speed typing games.

Bai Yueling wiped her hands with a tissue and sat down next to him. Jiang Qiao looked down at her two smooth feet sitting cross-legged. Her toes would occasionally move, which was a little cute.

After a while, the two kittens ran to her legs and lay down to sleep. One of them had his head resting on her feet. Jiang Qiao couldn't help but feel envious.

"By the way, I brought you some pairs of socks today. I don't think you can do it with bare feet all day long. The cold starts from your feet, so you still have to put on socks."

"I'm not cold."

Sensing his gaze, Bai Yueling tugged on her trousers a little.

But after all, it is not a long skirt like Hanfu. It is longer at the bottom and shorter at the top. In any case, a cute toe will be exposed.

His gaze seemed to be warm, and Bai Yueling felt very uncomfortable.

"This is not a question of whether it is cold or not, but..."

Jiang Qiao's eyes evaded: "Well, I put them in the bag at your door. There are many styles. I bought a few of each."

Bai Yueling always felt that something was not right about this guy today.

"Ahem, I'm going too far. The typing class starts now. My Yue Ling disciple, are you ready?"

Bai Yueling got goosebumps when he called her, and her eyelids drooped: "Master, can you omit those weird prefixes?"

"Of course... no!"

Jiang Qiao sat upright and stared straight ahead. How could he take advantage of words without him

"Why?"

"There was a Queen, her full name was Daenerys Stormborn, Descendant of Valyria, Queen of the First Men of the Andals, Ruler of Westeros and Protector of the Realm, Doth the Steppe. Khaleesi the Rakhi, the Unburnt, Queen of Meereen, Breaker of Chains, Mother of Dragons."

"But what does this have to do with me being your disciple?" Bai Yueling was confused.

"This expresses my respect for you. After all, you are the Immortal Emperor and I am the Emperor's Master. We have a close relationship."

Bai Yueling took a deep breath. She was so angry that she didn't feel any respect at all. She saw this guy keep praising his face.

"So, can we start now?"

"Here we go."

Jiang Qiao pointed to the keyboard: "I learned Pinyin yesterday, and now I see that these letters on the keyboard are very similar? For example, if you enter yue in order, you will recognize and read the syllable yue as a whole."

She nodded slightly, which is easy to understand. The pinyin is formed through the combination of letters, just like the basic immortal runes arranged in different ways can form formations, restrictions, or magical spells.

"Ignore the functions of the other keys. The 26-letter keys are fixed. The most commonly used keys for typing are in this area."

Jiang Qiao clicked on the most basic Pinyin typing function. Under a line of Chinese characters were Pinyin annotations. Each letter that needed to be pressed would be marked with a blue highlight on the keyboard in the picture.

"You see, the pinyin of Chinese characters corresponds to the letters. I don't care about the tones for the time being. Just follow the input displayed on the screen. If it is displayed in red, it means it is wrong. You should practice alone for a while to see if you are used to it. "

Jiang Qiao went to prepare goat milk powder for the two cats. According to the instructions, the temperature of the water should not be too high, otherwise it would easily burn the sensitive cat tongues.

Fairy Bai sat upright, placing her fingers according to the diagram. Learning pinyin typing was her first step in exploring the world, so she could not make any mistakes.

I want to give you a home, turn you into my wife, and be the father of three children...

wo xiang gei ni yi ge jia, ba ni bian g wo de qi zi, zuo san ge hai zi de fu qin…

Bai Yueling was lost in thought for a moment while looking at the words on the screen. She turned her head and looked at Jiang Qiao, who was doing something in the kitchen. She was very suspicious of whether these contents were intentional.

Want to subtly brainwash her and then marry her

"Don't even think about it!" Bai Xianzi squinted at Jiang Qiao and shouted coldly.

He scratched his head and looked confused. What happened to her again? He obviously didn't do anything.

"You'd better put away those little thoughts of yours, otherwise, don't blame me for being rude to you!"

Bai Yueling hummed, looked at him deeply, then turned to look at the screen, and lightly touched the first key with her finger.

Jiang Qiao's breath froze. Could it be that she saw through the sexy stockings he bought? No, she obviously hasn't opened the bag yet.

He slowly moved over, and after seeing the content displayed on the screen, his face suddenly turned petrified. How could this crappy computer express the bold thoughts in his heart

"Ahem, Lord Fairy Mingjian, this has absolutely nothing to do with me. If you don't believe me, I'll change it to the next one."

Jiang Qiao immediately randomly wrote a new article.

I love you so much, I want to touch your smooth back, follow your hips to your ankles, kiss your toes...

The content became more and more outrageous. Bai Yueling's face turned pale, and even his breathing was filled with an icy chill.

"You still said it has nothing to do with you?"

"I, I, I don't know why this is happening. This article is random. Even if I think about it, I won't say it out loud." Jiang Qiao was so panicked that he broke into a cold sweat. Is Jinshan's thesaurus poisonous? Why harm him

"You really have such a dirty idea in your heart!" She frowned. This dirty scumbag was indeed lusting after her body. It seemed like it was time to change the protector.

"My Yueling disciple, please give me another chance to prove myself!"

"Don't scream, who is your disciple?"

She pointed at Jiang Qiao's chest, and crackling electricity burst out. He immediately lay twitching all over and couldn't move.

"How to refresh? I'll do it myself."

"Press... to press the page."

Bai Yueling moved the mouse and clicked lightly.

I shamelessly long for you, long for your hair, long for your eyes, long for your chin, I want to climb up your insteps and drown your legs...

Bai Yueling's body stiffened, and she suddenly stood up. Looking at Jiang Qiao lying on the ground, her eyes were filled with anger.

"Dirty pervert, go to hell!"