Jiang Qiao struggled to explain that this was an article about love, so there were many ambiguous sentences. After refreshing five or six times, he finally saw different content, which saved him from the painful electric shock. punishment.
"Humph, even if I misunderstood you, you must not have a good heart! Don't even think about those messy thoughts."
Jiang Qiao opened his mouth, with a bitter look on his face, expressing his sorrow.
Bai Yueling entered the subtitles according to the instructions on the screen. There were not many keys on the keyboard and their positions were easy to remember. Boxing techniques were much easier than complicated sword moves.
I remember when she first learned the sword, her master asked her to practice the sword 10,000 times a day, and every move must be accurate to the nearest millimeter.
What's more, she is now in the realm of harmony between nature and man, able to perfectly control every inch of her flesh and blood, and her body and mind are unified. It didn't take long for Jiang Qiao to hear the crackling sound of the keyboard, and her typing speed was as fast as any other. For some professional typists.
Jiang Qiao hugged Fulu as if he had seen a ghost. This woman's learning ability is a bit too strong. If ordinary people want this kind of speed, how many years can't they stay in the game
Two hours later, Bai Yueling slowly retracted her hands after taking a deep breath. To Jiang Qiao, that gesture seemed like a sign of luck, giving him an inexplicable sense of déjà vu.
"Master, now my typing speed is faster than yours. Am I considered a master?" she asked.
Jiang Qiao was speechless as he looked at the 100% accuracy rate displayed by the Jinshan typing software. He thought that no matter how talented she was, she would have to study for at least a while. Who would have thought that it would be so fast, and it would take less than an afternoon.
"Just because your typing speed is fast, it doesn't mean you can type. What matters is whether you can type what you want quickly." He wanted to delay for a while.
Bai Yueling smiled mysteriously, put her hands on the keyboard, and her fingers were flying up and down, making people dizzy.
"Okay, when I was studying just now, I memorized the pinyin of each Chinese character. I roughly calculated it, and I learned a total of almost 4396 different Chinese characters. It should be enough for daily use."
Jiang Qiao was completely numb. With his photographic memory and super learning ability, he really wanted to ask, are you a humanoid optical brain
"Master?"
Jiang Qiao was helpless: "You showed me the actual operation and you asked me what I was doing."
"So, am I going to be a disciple?"
"Um."
"Can I use the computer freely?"
"Um."
Jiang Qiao nodded absently. She had learned the greatest invention of modern times, and he suddenly felt that his advantages had disappeared in an instant.
Doesn't this mean that Bai Yueling can ask the computer whenever he doesn't understand something, and he is no longer needed
Jiang Qiao suddenly shuddered, which also meant that his lies would probably be exposed soon, if she searched on Baidu.
It should, probably, maybe, maybe he would be badly electrocuted. I hope he is okay.
Jiang Qiao glanced subconsciously. Bai Yueling made no other movements. She was still practicing typing unhurriedly, and seemed to be consolidating her skills.
"That, my..."
Before Yue Ling Disciple could say the words completely, she suddenly turned around and glared back.
"You what?"
"Uh... modern society pays attention to the balance between work and rest. You have been studying for so long, I think you can relax by playing games appropriately."
"Well, I understand."
Still answering calmly, Jiang Qiao suddenly felt a sense of loss. This woman really didn't need him anymore
He ran to the corner and continued to stroke the heads of the two kittens, muttering softly.
"Xiao Hei Xiao Bai, your mother is so heartless. She picked you two up but didn't raise them. Now you have learned your skills and now you are ignoring them. It seems that the ancients did not deceive me. They taught their apprentices to starve to death. If I had known this, I should have saved it." of."
Bai Yueling glanced at him out of the corner of her eye and curled her lips slightly.
"Don't you have a computer down there? Do you want to play together?"
"You mean open black?"
"Gang up?"
"It just means playing together online."
"Okay." Fairy Bai nodded lightly.
Jiang Qiao threw the cat away and ran to the first floor happily.
Bai Yueling watched his back disappear. She slowly moved her mouse to the upper right corner of the screen, clicked the red ×, then opened the browser and typed in the search box like Jiang Qiao did:
"If a man is nice to you for no reason"
After pressing search, a lot of content appears on the screen.
She clicked on the first one.
Most men will not be nice to you for no reason. They are either greedy for your body or have ulterior motives.
Fairy Bai looked at the answer fed back by the mysterious Du Niang and fell into deep thought for a while.
That guy really has an impure mind.
…
Jiang Qiao used his own trumpet account to log in to the game and successfully added a friend with a larger account. However, the trumpet account was not level 30 yet and could not play ranked games yet.
Caigou: "My Yueling disciple."
Bai Yueling looked at the pop-up window, thought for a while and then typed in the input box.
Jiang Daoren: "Jiang Qiao?"
CaiGou: "It's exactly the teacher."
Mr. Jiang: "Don't scream. Do you believe I will shock you?"
Cai Gou: "Aren't you cultivators the most particular about being a teacher once and a father forever? In this case, you have to call me daddy in the future."
Jiang Qiao typed quickly. As long as they were not face-to-face, the words he had been holding back and dared not say became words, and he no longer felt embarrassed at all.
Bai Yueling frowned. This guy was full of bad intentions. He wanted to be her master at first, but now he wants to be her father
Why does it just sound weird
After she closed the previous page, she quickly checked it with Du Niang. Jiang Qiao felt an inexplicable chill down his spine.
Jiang Daoren: "You are dead!"
CaiGou: "You...did you misunderstand something?"
Jiang Daoren: "Rogue!"
CaiGou: "Hey, you must have misunderstood. I'll explain it to you later. I'll let you into the game first. Click √."
At the beginning of the match, Bai Yueling picked Yasuo in seconds. Jiang Qiao felt slightly regretful. He planned to assist her in playing the bottom lane, so he had to choose a Juggernaut jungler to stay in the middle lane to let her feel what a master is. of care.
In the first 3 minutes, after Jiang Qiao got the red and blue buffs, he hid in the grass in the river. As a result, he encountered the blind man on the opposite side and counter-crouched, and smoothly delivered first blood. The double buffs were also taken away by the enchantress in the middle of the opposite side.
The moment the screen turned gray, Jiang Qiao saw text appear in the chat box.
Mr. Jiang said: "Caigou."
His body stiffened.
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(Sorry, I’m stuck. I’m scratching my head and can’t even write anything. I’m just going to update today. I need to sort out my subsequent thoughts. I will set up a story board in the comment area so that everyone can express their opinions freely. If there is a good story, I will You can use it, Yanzu is a mature reader, he must learn to write his own books)