Jiang Qiao kept slurping the snail noodles while holding them. Bai Yueling covered her mouth and nose and carefully distanced herself from him. Do all mortals here like to eat shit so much
Or is this just his personal preference
Bai Yueling began to think about whether asking him to be her protector was the right decision.
Jiang Qiao raised his eyes and met Fairy Bai's pitying eyes, then looked at the positions between the two of them, and immediately understood the meaning in her eyes.
"Ahem, actually, it's not what you think. This thing is called snail noodles. It smells very fragrant and tastes very bad."
Hearing this, Fairy Bai, who had always been quiet in ancient times, widened her eyes.
Does such a bad smell smell so good? This guy really has a habit of eating smelly things!
It seems that we can no longer keep this protector and must stay away from him.
"Ah, no, it's the other way around. It smells bad, but it tastes delicious. Many people like to eat it. Sales here are very good here."
Jiang Qiao put down his chopsticks, wiped a mouthful of oil with a tissue and quickly explained that he didn't want to be misunderstood by a fairy.
Hearing that many people liked to eat, Bai Yueling immediately gave him an "I understand" look, suppressed the feeling of nausea, walked to the bed and looked at Feng Yuning calmly.
Jiang Qiao opened his mouth, feeling that she still didn't understand.
It was already after 7pm after finishing the snail noodles. Jiang Qiao burped after drinking the soup and subconsciously took out Huazi and planned to light one.
Bai Yueling turned around and glanced at him, Jiang Qiao said with a smile on his face: "We have an old saying here that a cigarette after a meal is better than a living god. If I get addicted to cigarettes, I will smoke one. Can I smoke on the balcony outside? "
Without waiting for the fairy to answer, Jiang Qiao quickly opened the sliding door and closed himself on the balcony. He took out his cigarette, lit it, and puffed on it all at once.
Bai Yueling looked at his expression of enjoyment through the glass window and shook her head silently. She estimated that this thing was like the Ecstasy incense, which could make people confused and hallucinate.
I didn't expect that mortals in this world would actually fall to this level. They eat shit, take drugs, and have countless bad habits. Is there anything they don't do
The person in front of him only seemed to be in good health, but in fact he was plagued by serious illnesses, his yin and yang were imbalanced, his body was weak, and his soul was dim.
In her eyes, Jiang Qiao's body was full of holes, and his life essence had already been leaked out. If things continued like this, his organs would fail, Qi and blood would flow backwards, and in the mild case, his limbs would be paralyzed and he would become a cripple; in the worst case, his soul would be scattered and he would not be able to survive. century.
Listening to the rain, blowing wind, and finishing his cigarette happily, Jiang Qiao let out a sigh of contentment before slowly opening the window and meeting Fairy Bai's pitiful eyes. He couldn't help but feel a little hairy in his heart. Her eyes seemed to be watching. A dead man.
"You're about to die." She said calmly.
Jiang Qiao shuddered. Could this be the fairy's prophecy
He touched his forehead: "You mean, if my hall turns black, there will be a bloody disaster within three days?"
Bai Yueling frowned slightly: "Your eyes are dim, the dust poison is deep, the yin and yang are disordered, the meridians are blocked, and the smoke poison enters the lungs. If the poison is not removed in time, you will not live for a hundred years!"
"I can actually live to be over ninety years old?"
Jiang Qiao was overjoyed. The fairy had a keen eye and would definitely not be wrong.
Bai Yueling was stunned. Why was this man so happy? Isn’t a hundred years very short? For a cultivator, it is only a matter of seconds, and one retreat may take several jiats.
Seeing her puzzled look, Jiang Qiao explained: "Here we live to be eighty, which is considered a long life. Many people don't dare to think about being over ninety. It seems that my body is still very healthy."
Bai Yue was speechless for a moment. Ziweixing was full of spiritual energy. If the mortals there were free from illness and disaster, it was normal for them to live two to three hundred years. Some people even lived longer than five hundred years. It seemed that the environment in this world was worse than she imagined. It's much worse, but you have to be careful.
Jiang Qiao happily stepped into the room, and Bai Yueling subconsciously took a step back. This guy was now covered in poison and filth. If he still had the ability to cultivate, he would use thunder to purify him.
"I stink?"
Seeing her vigilant look, Jiang Qiao breathed into the palm of his hand. The smell of snail noodles combined with the smell of smoke was probably not acceptable to a normal person, let alone a fairy who had never experienced it.
"Whatever, do whatever you want. I'll take a shower first and brush my teeth by the way."
After cleaning up the kitchen, Jiang Qiao walked into the bathroom holding his pajamas. Bai Yueling suddenly thought of something. Watching the bathroom door slowly close, a hint of blush appeared on her cold and delicate face.
The splashing water from the shower head was carried down from the top of the head, and the warm and lubricating feeling made the skin shrink a little and give goosebumps.
Jiang Qiao closed his eyes and stood under the shower, listening to the sound of water dripping beside his ears. In addition to some incredible excitement, he was more at a loss. He actually met a real fairy by the fairy stone. Did you take it home
Think about how you will live in the future.
"The Years I Lived with Fairies"
If this idea was known to the fairy, he would definitely die on the spot and turn into ashes.
Jiang Qiao shook his head to get rid of the charming thoughts in his mind. He opened his eyes and suddenly saw a set of wet fairy skirts placed in the basin, as well as an undershirt and trousers with Qinglian printed on them.
He slowly opened his mouth and his breathing gradually became rapid.
By the way, the fairy's clothes should be invulnerable, right
Jiang Qiao stopped the thought of picking it up and observing it carefully. He applied shower gel on his body, rinsed it casually a few times, put on clean pajamas, wiped his hair and walked out of the bathroom.
While he was taking a shower, Bai Yueling opened all the doors and windows, and the smell of snail noodles could no longer be smelled in the room.
She was sitting cross-legged on the sofa, making magic tricks with her hands, much like the five-heart posture described in the novel.
Seeing Jiang Qiao come out and blow dry her hair in front of the mirror, Bai Yueling slowly opened her eyes and glanced vaguely towards the bathroom.
The clothes she had just changed were still in the basin, but she didn't know if he had tampered with them.
Bai Yueling felt a little uncomfortable when she thought that her underwear might have been touched by this mortal. She felt as if she had been desecrated.
Well, I can’t have that suit!
Jiang Qiao finished blow-drying his hair and was wearing furry pajamas. Bai Yueling felt a little cute for some reason. He looked like a spiritual pet he had raised before, but he had never seen her like this.
"Let me introduce myself again. My name is Jiang Qiao. I am 24 years old. I am still unmarried. Bai... Fairy, you can just call me by my name." After blowing his hair, Jiang Qiao walked up to her and said slowly.
"I ask you, where should you throw the things you mortals don't want?" Bai Yueling lowered her head and pondered for a moment, then suddenly said.
"ha?"
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