Jiang Qiao felt a bit toothache. How to explain this
If she was tall, thick, muscular, and possessed of sorcery, Jiang Qiao would have definitely called the police and handed her over to the state without saying a word.
But after all, the person he met was a magnificent fairy. Who doesn't have any selfish intentions at heart
I can’t say that my three senses follow my five senses, nor can I say that I am motivated by the sight of colors. I just simply don’t want to miss it.
"This is a people-oriented country. As long as you don't do evil, I will naturally not call the police to arrest you. But if you commit a crime, I will be the first to call the police."
Bai Yueling nodded and reluctantly agreed to this statement.
"You haven't answered the question I just asked."
“…”
He has selfish motives, but now is not the time to say it. What if he doesn't even become a friend after saying it.
"Just think of me as selfless dedication." Jiang Qiao said vaguely.
"Dedication?"
Bai Yueling raised a hint of sarcasm at the corner of her mouth: "I have been practicing Taoism for thousands of years. Although I spend most of my time in seclusion, I have met all kinds of people. I have never seen such people."
Jiang Qiao's heart twitched slightly. It's true that people become better with age. It's not as easy to fool as the little seedling next door. Why is it so difficult for him when he has already given birth to two babies
"Don't look at me with that look. Actually, I'm just greedy for your... magic, but haven't you lost all your cultivation? So, I have no choice but to regard this as an investment, waiting for you to get rid of your inner demons. By restoring your cultivation, will I be able to benefit from being your protector?"
Hearing that it was such a selfish move, Fairy Bai was completely relieved, as long as she wasn't greedy for her body.
This guy has really always wanted to learn Taoist magic, but his physical fitness is so poor that he can't even pass the most basic Qi training. What's more important is that there is no way in this world to introduce Qi into the body.
"Well, once I get rid of my inner demons, I will definitely live up to you in the future."
"In the future?" Jiang Qiao looked strange.
"In the future." She nodded heavily.
After dinner, Bai Yueling took the initiative to take up the task of washing the dishes. If the cultivation level is still there, only a small spell is needed, and the oil stains will be separated automatically. But now the landlord's family doesn't have much food left, and even the Dianjiang Bridge is usually empty. Just use it sparingly.
However, this can be regarded as experiencing the sufferings of the mortal world.
At night, Jiang Qiao was lying on the sofa playing with her mobile phone. Bai Yueling did not continue playing the game, but clicked on Station B where Jiang Qiao usually showed her videos.
Facing the various screens, she suddenly had a problem. She didn't know what to watch for a while. When she saw a live-action version of Battle Through the Sky on the homepage, she clicked on it.
After a while, she turned her head and looked at Jiang Qiao, who was hesitant to speak.
"Why is this video different from the stories I watched before?"
Jiang Qiao raised his eyes and looked over, and the words "Dou Po Shang Qiong Live Version" suddenly came into view. The barrage was all in front of him asking "How dare the emperor dismount and fight. Fortunately, my horse ran fast, otherwise I would have been caught up by the opponent Dou Emperor."
It was really eye-catching. His eyelids twitched fiercely and he quickly closed the video.
"How can you look at this thing? You will go blind."
Bai Yueling looked confused. Although the video description was extremely inconsistent with the story, it was not blind.
"There are many capitalists who bought the rights to make a TV series after reading a novel that became popular. As a result, the film was shoddy and had scenes of fighting spirit turning into a horse and the horse breaking through the sky. If you watch too many of this kind of garbage TV series, it will leave a lasting impression on your mind. A good impression ruins our longing for the original story."
Jiang Qiao explained with a look of disgust. He just saw the pair of yellow fried chicken wings. Is this the fighting spirit transformed into wings? I have to go to the dance area to wash my eyes after a while.
"I see, I'll explain why Dou Emperor, who is all-powerful, still rides a horse. This is too weak."
"What do you want to see?" Jiang Qiao asked.
She thought about it seriously: "I just want to study. I want to be an academician."
Anyone who cultivates immortality knows that there will be a glimmer of hope left in heaven and earth. In her opinion, the chance of getting rid of inner demons lies in science. It is unreliable to leave hope to Jiang Qiao.
He stared at Fairy Bai blankly for two seconds. This woman really wanted to be an academician.
"Study, right? OK, I'll find an online class for you."
"what is that?"
"It's like you don't have to go to school, you're homeschooled, but you can only learn knowledge, but you can't get a degree."
"It's equivalent to a casual cultivator?"
"So... that's pretty much it."
Jiang Qiao found a complete set of primary school mathematics courses for grades 1-6 on the People's Education Edition. There are 128 sections in total, each section is 45 minutes. The first section has 0 cognition.
"Just see this for yourself..." He zoomed in on the video and his voice stopped abruptly.
From what he could see, Fairy Bai had her legs crossed, and her furry trouser legs automatically climbed up, revealing a small section of her sexy calves in black stockings. Her cute toes would occasionally curl up, which was a bit cute.
Through the translucent hollow black silk, she could vaguely see her fair skin, and her slender outline made Jiang Qiao want to touch it. It should be very slippery.
Bai Yueling saw him stunned and motionless, and suddenly noticed that he was looking at her feet, feeling a little shy for no reason in her heart.
"Don't look!"
She pulled hard on her pant leg, but it couldn't be covered at all.
"Socks are bought to be worn. Don't you see those women in the city wearing them openly and showing them to others? Is there anything they can't do to show others?"
Jiang Qiao continued plausibly: "Or do you think it's better to have your legs bare without socks than to wear socks?"
Bai Yueling was embarrassed and said, "Of course it's better to wear socks."
How neat and elegant!
"That's right. Look, I'm wearing socks, you're wearing socks, everyone is wearing socks, there's nothing to be ashamed of."
Jiang Qiao proudly pulled up his pajamas, revealing his rustic socks. Bai Yueling twitched her lips twice and was speechless for a long time.
She always felt that there was something wrong with Jiang Qiao. Otherwise, why would his eyes seem to be shining when he looked at the socks he was wearing
"Well, I also bought you shorts and a skirt. How about... you try them on too?" He asked tentatively.
Bai Yueling thought of those shameful clothes. If a sudden gust of wind blew while wearing them, half of their buttocks might be exposed.
Only a demonic witch would dress like that, and she would not do such a shameful thing.
"Don't even think about it!"
Bai Yueling snorted in annoyance, crossed her two little feet and put them under her buttocks to prevent him from seeing them.
The guy's eyes were narrowed, sometimes looking at her neck, sometimes at her little feet, and now he was even looking at the legs wearing socks.
He is simply a... a pervert who can't even be described as a gangster!
After a while, she suddenly said.
"Since you like it so much, I'll give you my socks and give me your socks. Well, that's it!"