Fairy, Stop Making Trouble

Chapter 67: 67. Once a teacher, always a father

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Fairy Bai shouted reluctantly, wondering if she had to find a way to get him to take back this title.

"You can only shout once a day!" She glared at Jiang Qiao.

One after another, he curled his lips. At least Master Jiang Qiao felt comfortable hearing this sound.

He felt that he was a bit perverted and had suffered from his inner demon, so he wanted to find it back in her.

"Well, I locked the door. Can you open it without violently dismantling it? For example, use spiritual power to make molds or something." He asked tentatively.

"You mean spiritual shaping?"

He nodded.

"It's just a very basic method, but the spiritual power in this world is not obvious, so it can't be wasted." She said lightly.

Jiang Qiao was speechless, you are frugal every day, but your inner demon doesn't think so, Grandma Fairy.

"Besides, if you don't have a key, why should I open the door like that?" Fairy Bai asked.

"Ahem, I'm just asking."

Bai Yueling pinched her fingers and said hesitantly: "Last night... did she come out last night?"

After she came out, she crawled into my bed every night, and she gave me a pair of Yuanwei. Not only did she kiss her face, but she also kissed me on the mouth. She almost went crazy and had fun with her inner demon sister.

But these words can only rot in the stomach.

"Did you come out last night? I slept until dawn. I have never felt so comfortable."

Jiang Qiao pretended to be dumbfounded without a blushing face. He found that lying like this every day was actually quite tiring. If he was exposed a little bit, he would be greeted with a shock.

"That's good." Bai Yueling breathed a sigh of relief.

She recited the Huangting Heart Sutra all night long. Although she didn't know when she fell asleep, it seemed that it was very effective in suppressing her inner demons.

Not sure if it was his own illusion, but after Jiang Qiao told the lie, he saw a flash of scarlet in the depths of her eyes, and an evil smile on the corner of her mouth, but she quickly smoothed it away.

All this was coming to an extreme, and Fairy Bai didn't seem to notice.

Jiang Qiao always has the illusion that the current inner demon is stronger than the original White Fairy.

Bai Yueling closed her boudoir and walked to the bathroom to wash up. She looked at Jiang Qiao's underwear in the basin and felt a little confused.

Does this guy have any sense of shame

Do you really stop treating her as an outsider

He is truly a dirty bastard!

Jiang Qiao was lying on the sofa drinking tea and playing with the cat. Fairy Bai came over after washing up, hesitating and not knowing what to say.

"You have something to say?"

"Um… "

"What do you say."

Jiang Qiao's eyes fell on her piercing lips. He thought that he had kissed her no less than three times during this period, but each time he kissed her instantly, without a good taste, he felt strange in his heart.

"What are you looking at again?"

"Look at the fairy." He said seriously.

Well, my fairy is really getting better and better every time I look at her.

"Don't look around!"

"Why? Aren't you a fairy?"

"Anyway... you are not allowed to look around!"

For some reason, Bai Yueling always looked a little flustered when looking at Jiang Qiao, with a straight look in her eyes as if she belonged to him.

Absolutely ridiculous!

"You understand this, don't you? Staring into other people's eyes when speaking is the most basic form of respect." Jiang Qiao sat up straight and said seriously.

This was a set of words that he had prepared a long time ago. Even if Bai Yueling asked Du Niang, it would be correct and it could be said to be watertight.

"is that so?"

"If you don't believe me, check it out yourself."

"Huh, let me believe you."

Bai Yueling turned her head, took a soft cushion and walked to the balcony alone, facing the rising sun and breathing in. After practicing immortality for nearly ten thousand years, meditation has become a habit. Although there is no aura in this world, the morning light The air is always better.

Jiang Qiao looked at her Qing Xiu with some curiosity. It had to be said that when a person is beautiful, he can still look at her with gusto even if he is sitting there motionless.

The morning breeze blows, the hair is flying, the white fairy is facing the rising sun and reciting the old and new, the scene is picturesque.

Probably this is what is called pleasing to the eye or beautiful and delicious.

So Jiang Qiao secretly took out his cell phone and took another photo of her.

By the way, what did she want to say to herself just now

It seems that even if you become an immortal, it doesn't mean you have a good memory.

It may be that the special fairy charm in her body can perfectly blend with nature. Fu Lu Shou Xi likes to run to her and cling to her, sneaking into the crook of her legs, resting her head on her tender feet, and starting to fight and play with each other. .

Fairy Bai remained unmoved. It was not until two-quarters of an hour later that she slowly stopped and opened her eyes. By this time, Xiao Hei and Xiao Bai had already fallen asleep in the crook of her legs.

She gently stroked the cat's head. The two kittens slept comfortably, and the purring sounds from their bellies became louder and louder.

"You said that the laws of this world are not revealed and that there is no spiritual power. Then is there any use for you to meditate and practice?" Jiang Qiao walked to her side silently and asked.

"Cultivation of immortals does not blindly pursue invincibility, but pays more attention to cultivating the mind. Meditation can wash away the depravity, remove karma, and temper the Taoist heart. There was once a scholar who could not tie a chicken with one hand. After reading all the books of the world's sages, he suddenly realized that he could transform into a dragon. Becoming a saint, this is the so-called realm.”

Bai Yueling glanced at him: "You have been idle all day, you are too impetuous. A calm person can keep his emotions and anger indistinct, just like a piece of rough jade can turn into a beautiful jade only if it is polished a lot. I have a breathing method here. , if you want to learn, I can teach you, just to sharpen your temper."

Jiang Qiao's eyes lit up. The Immortal Emperor's personal teaching of the breathing method must have a great influence.

"Can you live forever?"

"There is no spiritual energy in this world, so it cannot be introduced into the body. Naturally, it cannot be done. However, it can strengthen the body and prevent all diseases." Fairy Bai shook his head.

He was greatly disappointed. Is this the Immortal Emperor's breathing method

"If you want to become your teacher, I can teach you."

Bai Yueling looked at him with burning eyes. As long as he agreed, the two of them would be each other's masters, and they would no longer have to listen to him yelling "my Yueling disciple" every day.

Jiang Qiao's eyes were strange: "Do you want to accept me as your disciple, and then say that we are even now

Bai Yueling's breath was stagnant. When did this guy become so smart? He actually guessed it.

Seeing her expression, Jiang Qiao made a good guess.

"Humph, once you are a teacher, you will always be your father. Don't even think about denying me. I will be your father for the rest of my life."

He suddenly stood up and stood by the railing with his hands behind his hands, looking up at Chaoyang with an unfathomable air of pretense.

"Actually, I also have a breathing method called 'Stealing Yin', which can cultivate hundreds of sutras, steal all dharma, practice to the depths, and even intercept the secrets of heaven and the great road. The Emperor Guan once relied on this breathing method to rise from the bottom of the world. , end the past, present and future enemies through the universe."

"My Yueling disciple, if you are willing to call me daddy, I will teach you how to be a father."