Fairy, Stop Making Trouble

Chapter 69: 69. You are much cuter than them

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"… Otherwise, we have to cut it off and treat it permanently."

Jiang Qiao's body froze, and his lips moved as he tried to make a quibble. After thinking about it seriously, he decided to forget it.

He couldn't afford to offend this woman, who was always trying to solve the problem at its root.

Isn’t it just meditation? It’s not like he won’t.

He sat down beside Bai Yueling obediently, crossing his legs with difficulty, which made his hip bones hurt.

While returning to buy equipment, Bai Yueling glanced at him lightly, pressed her finger on him, and there were a few clicks.

"Ah, it hurts!"

Bai Yueling ignored Jiang Qiao's complaints at all. If he couldn't stand meditation, how could he cultivate immortality? On the journey of cultivating immortality, if you are not careful, your body and soul will be destroyed!

"When meditating, remember not to arch your back or slump your waist. You need to erect your spine, cross your legs, cross your feet, open your shoulders, hold your hands in fixing mudra, keep your head in the middle, and retract your chin. When sitting quietly, pay attention to keeping your eyes slightly closed and breathing long and long."

Fairy Bai shook her head and forcibly helped him correct his wrong posture.

Jiang Qiao secretly complained in his heart. It was pleasant to watch her meditate, but why was it so difficult for him to take his turn

"The pain is because you have improper posture, stiff muscles, unopened ligaments, deformed bones, and severe internal friction. It seems that I overestimated you before. If this continues, you will have at most 50 years to live."

"That's enough." Jiang Qiao muttered.

"If you want to die so much, would you like me to slap you into death now?"

His eyelids twitched: "In our area, murder is a serious crime!"

"Hmph, don't talk. Just practice hard for me. Sit quietly for an hour every day and cooperate with the breathing method I teach you. It is not difficult to strengthen your body and live to be a hundred years old."

Bai Yueling glared at him and slapped the knee he quietly raised.

"Hiss~"

Jiang Qiao took a cold breath. He felt that this woman was deliberately torturing him.

"Sit up straight and don't think about being lazy! Only by enduring hardship can you become a master. Don't you want to become an immortal? This is the basis."

While Bai Yueling easily scored three kills in the team battle, she didn't forget to look back to see if his posture had changed.

Jiang Qiao pursed his lips. If he had known that cultivating an immortal was so difficult, why would he want to become an immortal? Isn’t it good to be alive

After only 5 minutes, Jiang Qiao began to feel unbearable. He felt a tearing pain in his hip bones, his body began to tingle and tremble, and his forehead broke out in sweat.

"Can we call it a day?" Jiang Qiao looked at the time. If he had to meditate for an hour, he was afraid that he would die suddenly.

Fairy Bai looked back at his current state, her face was pale, and although her body was shaking violently, she still maintained the correct meditation posture.

"Hold on for five more minutes," she said slowly.

She could tell at a glance that Jiang Qiao's current limit was 8 minutes, and the extra two minutes were used to break.

Jiang Qiao wants to cry but has no tears. Fairy Bai is not a human being in revenge. She is better than the inner demon sister. She has a warm heart, constant welfare, and a sweet mouth, so she doesn't have to suffer these hardships at all.

After Fairy Bai finished this game and won the MVP again, she had already begun to attack Silver I.

She looked at Jiang Qiao and sighed in her heart. Mortals in this world have not been nourished by spiritual energy. They are born with poor bones and acquired dust poisons. They have already passed the perfect opportunity to practice.

Although Jiang Qiao has a good understanding, his physical fitness is not good. Even if he is halfway to becoming an immortal now, his achievements will not be great, which is a pity.

Five minutes later, Jiang Qiao's tense body suddenly relaxed. His crossed legs were so sore that he even trembled when walking.

"When you can sit still for an hour without feeling any discomfort, you will be considered a beginner." Fairy Bai said lightly.

"Can I not practice?"

"What do you think?"

Jiang Qiao was defeated under her calm gaze. Looking at so many protagonists in Starting Point, he was probably the only one who was forced to cultivate immortality.

Forget it, at least meditation can help you live longer, so it’s not a loss.

"Jiang Qiao, what happened to me jumping off the cliff now?" After a while, she asked hesitantly.

Jiang Qiao remembered that he hadn't paid attention to it for several days.

"Wait a minute, let me take a look."

Fairy Bai sat next to him and watched his operation. Jiang Qiao said that a mobile phone is like a microcomputer, and each software has a unique use. If it is messed up, it is easy to be poisoned, and then the mobile phone will be useless.

She was convinced of this.

"What's this?"

"Vblog used to be just an entertainment software, full of gossip about various celebrities and Internet celebrities. Now, it can be viewed as an impure news software, but there are too many idiot fans on it, so generally ignore it."

"Do you have my cell phone too?"

Jiang Qiao thought for a while, then nodded: "Yes."

"This is a hot search list, which reflects the popularity of an issue. The higher the ranking, the more concerned the general public is. As long as it can arouse public opinion, even a small matter must be given an explanation by the public."

Jiang Qiao flipped through it carefully, and sure enough, there was no entry for #Chungju Fairy Peak Someone Jumped off a Cliff on the hot search list now, and it was all occupied by a few big melons.

"It seems that you haven't seen that thing about me." Fairy Bai also took out her mobile phone and clicked on the V blog to browse.

"Yes, you should be lucky. It's the end of the year, and the competition for the big melons at the end of the year has become fierce. The major capitalists have stepped down one after another. The ghosts and monsters that are usually hidden have now come out. Until the last moment, no one knows when the finale will take place. , the personality of a big star has collapsed, and cheating can be covered up. Compared with those big melons who easily evade taxes worth billions, your cliff jumping is not even a street snack."

Jiang Qiao smiled and entered relevant entries manually.

Over the past few days, the popularity of cliff jumping has dropped a lot, and there are only a few dozen comments seeking the truth.

It seems that not only entertainment news is assisting, but also officials are deliberately trying to reduce the heat. After all, the body of the girl who jumped off the cliff cannot be found, and no one can explain it clearly to the outside world.

"You mean, my matter can almost be turned into a big deal and a trivial matter?" Fairy Bai asked.

"Well, judging from the current trend of public opinion, this is the case. But for safety reasons, you are still not allowed to go out at will during this period. After all, human life is at stake, and the police officers will not give up unless they have to."

"Um… "

Bai Yueling nodded. She clicked on an entry, looked at her phone carefully, then looked at Jiang Qiao, and muttered: "This person looks so strange."

"What's weird?"

He turned around and glanced at Bai Yueling's phone. In the search box was the "Xiong Master Boy" who had recently become popular. The protruding mouth and wide-set triangular squinting eyes were simply disgusting to look at.

"Oh, this is just a rubbish director who deliberately made a film that vilified the Chinese people in order to please the foreign adults. The plot has no depth, the whole film is from a dark place, and winning the competition does not rely on skills but foot odor. No matter how loud the advertisement is, You can’t point at people and say their shit smells good, because they are not fools.”

Bai Yueling was stunned: "Is there such a shameless person?"

"Hey, there are too many. In comparison, you are much cuter than them."

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