"Now is a civilized society, where garbage classification is important and garbage cannot be thrown carelessly. What kind of garbage are you?"
"Are you slandering me?" Bai Yueling glanced at him indifferently, and electric sparks appeared on her fingertips.
Jiang Qiao's heart skipped a beat and he quickly changed his words: "Um, I mean what do you want to throw away? I'm not saying you are trash."
Fairy Bai pursed her lips and wriggled her lips twice, embarrassed to talk about her clothes.
"Things like cloth."
"Fabric, it's recyclable garbage. There is a trash can outside, and the sign is a circular triangle made of arrows. You can throw all kinds of waste paper, glass, plastic, metal, and textiles there."
Bai Yueling nodded slightly, but felt that mortals in this world were really troublesome, even throwing away garbage was so complicated.
"Do you want me to throw it away for you?" Jiang Qiao asked tentatively. What a fairy thinks is useless may be a treasure to a mortal.
"No, I'm just asking casually." Bai Yueling said calmly.
"In that case, let's talk about your problem now." Jiang Qiao casually took a cushion and sat across the table across from her, facing her, with a serious look on his face.
"What's the problem with me?"
"First of all, you should have understood that our place called Earth is no longer the world you are familiar with. Human civilization has only lasted for five thousand years. Immortals and gods only exist in myths and stories. There are even no immortal cultivators in the real world. So you The existence is alien to everyone, and once it is exposed, the problem will become very complicated."
Bai Yueling nodded slightly. She could understand these words. Things beyond cognition can either be controlled or destroyed.
Jiang Qiao glanced at her and continued: "Therefore, I want to know your attitude. Based on this, we can continue to talk about other things."
"Huh?" Bai Yueling frowned slightly, expressing that she didn't understand.
"It's your current thoughts and plans for the future."
Bai Yueling was silent for a moment and said slowly: "Integrate into the mortal world, understand the various aspects of life, and become an immortal in the mortal world, only then can you achieve the perfection of the great road."
Jiang Qiao breathed a sigh of relief inexplicably: "I thought you would want to conquer the world, stand on the opposite side of all mankind, or show off your magical skills, establish a sect, and develop your own followers."
"This is a small Taoist. We who are cultivating immortals should have no desires or pursuits. We should wholeheartedly follow the Tao and ask for immortality. The trivial matters in the world can only add trouble to ourselves and have no benefit to our practice." Bai Yueling shook his head. Shake his head.
Jiang Qiao stared at her cold face for a few seconds before grinning. She was really a quiet fairy.
Very good, very good!
Now you don't have to worry about being raped.
"In that case, my task is to help you integrate into modern human society?"
"Of course."
Jiang Qiao lowered his head and thought for a while. It is not difficult to adapt to modern society, and of course it is not as simple as imagined.
There is a joke on the Internet. In the 1990s, someone committed a crime and was imprisoned for more than ten years. After he was released from prison, he never expected that the times would develop so fast. It took him several years to adapt to life.
"I will do my best to make you a modern person as soon as possible. At least in the eyes of outsiders, you are no different from a modern person. But during this period, no matter what happens, you must listen to me."
Jiang Qiao thought very simply, otherwise a completely free immortal might cause some weird things in modern times.
Bai Yueling looked at him calmly: "No one can take advantage of me. As a protector, I should have the final say on everything."
Hearing the unquestionable tone, Jiang Qiao felt a toothache. Why didn't this woman follow the routine
"It's not about taking advantage. As a good citizen, I won't let you do anything illegal. What I'm talking about is just what to say and do in the process of interpersonal communication in modern life."
Jiang Qiao patiently made an analogy: "For example, if you plan to go out to a place dozens of miles away, what should you do?"
"Of course it's to use magic techniques such as shrinking the earth to an inch or being so close to the end of the world."
"What if it's a little further away?"
"Flying with a sword can travel thousands of miles in one day."
Jiang Qiao was speechless and couldn't help but feel a little envious. No wonder everyone wants to become an immortal. It's really convenient to become an immortal.
"Can you still do it now?" he asked curiously.
Bai Yueling shook her head slowly, with no emotion on her indifferent face.
"I failed to overcome the tribulation, and because of the suppression of this world, I have very little Taoism left, and I am no different from an ordinary mortal."
Jiang Qiao's mouth twitched slightly, I believe you.
He will not forget the flying knife hanging at his throat and the electric sparks jumping on his fingertips. Even a mortal can probably hit a hundred of him casually. He is a human standing at the top of the pyramid.
Jiang Qiao guessed that she probably meant that those great magical powers could not be used, and he did not dare to think about the abilities of an intact immortal body. He also did not know whether it could blast a mountain with bare hands like described in the novel.
He shuddered subconsciously. He was really lucky that he was not completely wiped out yet.
"We usually go by car when we go out." Jiang Qiao returned to the previous topic.
"car?"
Bai Yueling didn't understand why a two-wheeled carriage was useful. The speed was too slow. If he wanted to cross the border, it would probably take several years.
Jiang Qiao smiled: "It's not a car as you understand it. You will see it in the future."
Fairy Bai nodded silently. Everything in this world was so weird, and what she saw was just a small corner.
"You just need to know that there are many things in this world that may seem very weird to you, but they do not mean any harm to you, and you do not need to be surprised. In modern society, any violent behavior is prohibited. This is a A relatively peaceful society, at least in the country we live in."
Jiang Qiao thought about being on the edge of the cliff before, because a flash of light made her mistakenly think she was threatened. As a result, she was slapped with a palm and almost became incontinent due to electric shock.
"Are you afraid that I will hurt someone casually?"
Jiang Qiao nodded, with a serious look on his face: "This is a very dangerous thing. There is a saying here. If you lose, you will be hospitalized. If you win, you will go to jail. Well, the cell is a prison."
"Even if I lose all my cultivation, I am still invincible in the world!"
Bai Yueling looked proud. She was an Immortal Emperor, not a mortal with no power. No one could make her a prisoner!
What's more, the mortals in this world are so weak that any wolf, tiger or leopard can easily kill them.
"If you resist arrest, things will become more serious. At that time, you will be the enemy of the entire country. Although I don't know how powerful you will be after falling into the mortal world, if it is to destroy the world, today's human weapons can also Do it.”
Bai Yueling was stunned. How could human beings in this world be so destructive without training
"So, for your own good and my own good, you must not take action casually, you know?"
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