"Ahhh..." Jiang Qiao twitched and fell on the sofa.
After a while, he recovered from the paralysis and said angrily: "Why did you shock me again!"
"Telling you to talk nonsense!"
A trace of shame flashed in Fairy Bai's eyes. She was almost 10,000 years old, and this guy actually said she was cute. It was so sick!
"I'm right, aren't you cute? Although you are a little older, I can't be unconscionable, right?"
Jiang Qiao covered his heart and made a look of heartache: "I must have owed you something in my previous life, otherwise why would I keep getting shocked by you in this life?"
"Based on the lifespan of a mortal in this world, you owe me about a hundred lifetimes." Bai Yueling looked serious.
Jiang Qiao: "..."
Bai Yueling continued to browse the V-blog. When she saw an interesting title, she clicked in and took a look. It was a wonderful feeling to discuss the same thing with countless people.
She was once again amazed by the ingenuity of mortals in this world, and even wanted to take apart the mobile phone to see how it worked. Such a small thing could fit everything.
"Jiang Qiao, I want to eat an apple."
Jiang Qiao looked at her with confusion: "Why do you suddenly want to eat this?"
"It said on the phone that today is Christmas Eve and eating apples means a year of peace and security."
He looked serious: "Comrade Yue Ling, I solemnly tell you now, long-eared rabbits are not foreigners."
"oh."
"But you can eat apples anytime."
Jiang Qiao went to the refrigerator and got one, then peeled it with a fruit knife and handed it to her: "Here, here you go."
Fairy Bai swiped the screen and took a small bite: "Although it has no spiritual power, it is very sweet."
"What about Christmas? The festival of the birth of saints?" she asked again.
Jiang Qiao thought about it carefully, and it seemed that it was indeed the day to commemorate the birth of Jesus.
"You can almost say that, but they are the magic tricks of foreign devils abroad, and what they say is also deceiving people. Now it is domestic businesses that use Christmas as a gimmick to guide customers to spend."
Bai Yueling nodded in understanding. No wonder she just saw the titles of many product discounts.
"You can all be fooled. It seems that many mortals among you are also ignorant."
“…”
Jiang Qiao clicked on a topic about Christmas outfits, and when he saw the photos posted of girls dressed up in fancy clothes, with their arms and legs exposed, he raised his wrist inconspicuously to prevent her from seeing the screen of his phone.
"Actually, not entirely."
He glanced at Fairy Bai's graceful figure and blinked.
"Many men will give some gifts to their female friends with whom they are close to celebrate their everlasting friendship, such as clothes. Red clothes are festive. Can I buy you a set?"
Bai Yueling glanced at him suspiciously, inexplicably feeling that he was suspicious now.
"I have clothes to wear."
"Who doesn't change two sets of clothes throughout the year?" Jiang Qiao's heart was pounding, and he suddenly wanted to see her looking shy in her Christmas clothes.
"You can buy it for other people."
"Who asked me to have you as my girlfriend? Well, I mean female friends."
Bai Yueling didn't listen to his nonsense and carefully searched for Christmas clothes in the V-blog. Looking at the enchanting women in the pictures, she held up her phone to him with an expressionless face.
"Is this what you want me to wear?"
Jiang Qiao was instantly petrified.
"No, no, I mean the serious kind, the kind that doesn't look serious at first glance." He tried to explain.
Bai Yueling didn't believe what this guy said, so she stretched out her hand to pinch his wrist and flipped it. Those astringent young ladies on the screen of Jiang Qiao's mobile phone came into view. The two of them seemed to be getting into the same topic.
"Dirty!"
She pointed out with shame and anger. Jiang Qiao once again lay on the sofa and twitched.
He was electrocuted three times in the morning, and his whole body was numb. It was only because he had full resistance to electricity, otherwise most people wouldn't be able to withstand such abuse.
Fairy Bai snorted coldly and didn't want to pay attention to him at all. She continued to play her own game. This guy was so talkative that he was thinking about all kinds of nonsense.
How can one cultivate immortality in such a state of mind? Wouldn’t it be encouraging inner demons
"I'm sorry, I'm guilty, so I decided to really give you a gift."
Jiang Qiao rubbed his numb face, grabbed Fu Lu from the side and held him in his arms. If he said the wrong thing again next time, this woman would not flashlight him for Fu Lu's sake.
Seeing that she had a cold face and said nothing, Jiang Qiao said to himself.
"Let's still talk about Christmas..."
"You still want to buy me that kind of... those embarrassing clothes?"
"Well, it's not the same thing at all."
Jiang Qiao pursed his lips: "On this day, there is an old man wearing a hat and red clothes who is called Santa Claus and specializes in stuffing gifts into people's socks."
Bai Yueling was stunned: "The socks are so smelly, I definitely can't ask for any gifts."
Jiang Qiao felt a toothache. Why was this woman's brain so abnormal
"It's not a matter of whether the socks are smelly or not. You can choose clean socks. I mean, that old man can't come into our flower garden, so he asked me to help distribute gifts. If you want anything, just tell me. Didn’t I buy you a lot of long socks yesterday? You put them on first, and I will help you stuff the gifts into them in the evening."
Bai Yueling selected Yasuo and pressed OK. She looked back at Jiang Qiao with a sincere look on his face. After a moment of silence, he slowly spoke with a bad tone.
"Are you still planning to sneak into my house at night?"
Jiang Qiao was so frightened that he broke into a cold sweat. How could he dare to get into the house? There was such a big inner demon waiting for him inside, and he had no time to hide. At most, he just wanted to see her cute appearance in shorts and stockings.
"Comrade Yue Ling, your idea is very dangerous. If you open the barrier without authorization and release your inner demons to cause trouble to the earth, I will be a sinner for the ages."
"Yeah, that makes sense, keep talking."
"I mean you can hang the socks you wore on the door handle. I'll put them in at night and you'll see them when you wake up tomorrow. That's called a surprise."
Worn socks…
She put on the stockings yesterday. They were silky and smooth and very comfortable. However, as soon as she put them on, this guy's eyes looked very strange, as if his whole eyes were shining.
He said this again today, and specifically requested that he go through it, hang it on the door, and put something inside. Who knows what he would do with it!
She took a careful look at Jiang Qiao, who was rubbing his hands. He looked very much like the unscrupulous businessman who gave Sylvie away, very treacherous.
She thought about the socks she had worn being held in Jiang Qiao's hand, as if her legs were being touched by him, and she couldn't help but squeeze her legs together and shrink back.
"I don't want to wear any socks, and I don't want any gifts. And I don't know why, but I just want to shock you right now!"
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