Jiang Qiao subconsciously held the kitten up to his chest.
"If you don't want to wear it, don't wear it, but don't touch Electro. You are not Pikachu, and I am not Ash Ketchum."
"Who is Pikachu?"
"It's the yellow mouse with big, round eyes printed on your pajamas."
Bai Yueling thought about it seriously. The yellow mouse was cute, but she didn't know if it was her imagination. As long as she put on that pajamas, her mind seemed to be unusually broad, and this guy even touched her breasts intentionally or unintentionally. Glancing ahead.
"What happened to that yellow mouse?"
Jiang Qiao looked away with a guilty conscience: "If anything happens, I will shock its owner Xiaozhi. In the end, he was willingly subdued by Xiaozhi."
Bai Yueling took a deep look at him and felt that there was something in Jiang Qiao's words, reflecting her through Pikachu.
"You feel guilty!"
"I don't!"
"Then why don't you dare to look into my eyes?"
He stood up for a moment and made a random excuse: "I... I have to go to the toilet. Do you want to look into your eyes too?"
"Dirty!"
Fairy Bai blushed slightly. Although excretion is a normal physiological reaction, men and women are different after all, and this is a very private matter, but this guy said it carelessly and was not shy at all.
"I'm not Pikachu, and I won't be conquered by you!" She suddenly said loudly.
Jiang Qiao paused, then shrugged: "Oh, Pikachu thought so too at first."
The toilet door closed gently.
Bai Yueling was stunned for a moment, then realized immediately, was that guy saying that she would be subdued by him
Humph, don’t even think about it!
If you dare to have such bad thoughts, you must not have been shocked enough.
Jiang Qiao has a complex mind, Pikachu is wild and untamable, and he doesn't have a Master Ball. If he tries to subdue it through normal means, he will only get shocked. Could it be that he can only take the reform route
Why is it so difficult to find a fairy as a wife
After draining the water, Jiang Qiao calmed down and walked out of the bathroom. After all, the other party was a ten thousand-year-old old lady with a lot of knowledge. In order to cultivate immortality, she had already left the mortal world and forgotten the world. It seems that the matter of finding a wife should not be rushed. We can only take a long-term approach.
He picked up Fulu, who was sleeping next to Fairy Bai's legs, and sat next to her. How dare the little kitten compete with him for favor
"Jinx crosses over, be careful. Morgana may control you at any time. When fighting in a group, don't attack first. Wait for the crocodile to make the first move and gather the wind..."
"Shut up, you loser!"
Bai Yueling shouted dissatisfied, this guy is still addicted to food, and now he is still pointing and teaching her how to play games? The chatter is so annoying.
Jiang Qiao looked aggrieved when he was yelled at. What's wrong with Rencai? Can't Rencai comment while watching the live broadcast
A few minutes later, the opponent's crystal exploded and he was successfully promoted to Silver I.
A smile appeared on Jiang Qiao's face: "White Fairy has vast magical powers and boundless magic power. It's no problem to fight one against three. Isn't it easy to capture the golden rank?"
"If you hadn't been nagging in my ears just now, I would have killed five of them!" she said angrily.
It seems that even the immortal with a clear mind cannot let go of the matter of Wushai being robbed.
"Yes, yes, your EQ is so cool when you flash the Wind and Breath Slash."
He nodded hurriedly: "Would you like some water? I'll pour it for you."
"What's wrong with you today?"
Bai Yueling frowned slightly. This person suddenly became attentive to her.
"What?"
"To show your courtesy for nothing is to be either an adulterer or a thief!"
Jiang Qiao was speechless for a moment. Is his intention so obvious
"Don't think too much, I just want to thank you for helping me reach another rank."
"is that so?"
"certainly."
Jiang Qiao poured a cup of hot water into her cup with a guilty conscience: "Comrade Yueling, you are indispensable for my number being able to climb out of the black iron rank!"
"It's a small effort, nothing worth mentioning." She responded lightly.
"So, I decided to give you this game account as a Christmas gift."
"Then what are you playing for?" she asked doubtfully.
"Have you forgotten that I also have a trumpet?" Jiang Qiao took a sip of water.
"Oh, dishonorable dog."
He looked resentful: "Are you scolding me on purpose?"
"No."
Bai Yueling pretended to be calm, but when the words came to her lips, the corners of her mouth still couldn't help but curl up slightly with a hint of a smile.
"You started laughing, and you still said you didn't!?"
"You are good at playing games and you named yourself, why don't you let others say it?" Fairy Bai said plausibly.
Jiang Qiao twitched his lips and had nothing to say.
"By the way, there happens to be a free name change event in Tongxun. If you don't like Jiang Daoren's name, you can change it yourself."
"No, I think it's fine."
"Really? You immortal cultivators, don't you all like to leave your own marks or aura on magic weapons? For example, you leave your marks in and out of my body every day."
She squinted her eyes: "What did you say?"
"Ahem...it's nothing."
Jiang Qiao took the mouse and clicked it twice. The free name change event webpage popped up on the screen. He entered his account and password to log in, selected the area, and tapped on the keyboard a few times with his fingertips.
"How about changing your name to Fairy Falling into the Mortal World?"
Bai Yueling frowned: "You have always asked me to be careful and not to expose my origins. What's the difference between your name and being self-inflicted?"
"First of all, there are no immortal cultivators in our world. Secondly, online names are randomly chosen. Only ghosts believe your name. As long as you don't show yourself to others, who will doubt that you are a real fairy? The so-called darkness under the lamp is That's the truth." Jiang Qiao smiled and told her not to worry.
Hearing this, she nodded slowly. It was true and false. No one would believe her even if she reported her identity. She had been cultivating immortals for thousands of years. She was not able to see this clearly as a mortal like Jiang Qiao.
"Have you decided on this name?" Jiang Qiao asked.
She was silent for a few seconds, then tapped the keyboard a few times, deleting a few words and typing a few more.
"Fairy's training?"
"Well, whether it's falling into the mortal world or playing in the human world, it's all a practice for me." Fairy Bai nodded lightly.
Jiang Qiao felt a little headache. This woman's mind seemed not to have changed yet.
Wake up, this is Blue Star, you can't go back!
Even if I have experienced the world of mortals, I still have to get married in this life!
"Don't worry, I will definitely help you practice." Jiang Qiao was extremely serious.
After he clicked to confirm the name change, he logged out and logged in again with his own account. Caigou sounded too ugly and he had to change it.
"You want to change your name too?"
"You can't always call him a dishdog, right?" He rolled his eyes.
"Actually, I think Caigou is pretty good and suits you very well." The corner of her mouth raised slightly.
Suitable for a ghost.
Jiang Qiao complained in his heart and secretly looked at her. A dozen IDs flashed through his mind—
The fairy must lose
Fairy, stop making trouble.
Fairies are not human beings
fairy i love you
fairies go to hell
The fairy is too arrogant
Fairy, let’s get married
Fairy, please be gentle
…
But if you type these names, you will probably get a shock.
He twirled his fingers and left five words:
Mortal Counterattack
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