Fairy, Stop Making Trouble

Chapter 75: 75. Am I your mother?

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"Ahhhh..."

The next second, Jiang Qiao was so shocked that he fell twitching on the sofa. He felt that like Xiaozhi, he was suffering inhuman treatment at any time.

"Why did you shock me again!?" After the numbness disappeared, Jiang Qiao stood up and looked at her angrily.

Bai Yueling let go of his hand lightly and raised her lips: "Isn't it cold now?"

Jiang Qiao: "..."

Learn how to use it and use electricity to keep him away from the cold. You really have it.

"Do you know that this is corporal punishment, domestic violence, and a violation of the law?"

"So, are you planning to call the police to arrest me?" Fairy Bai looked into his eyes.

“…”

Seeing the aggrieved look on his face, Bai Yueling suddenly felt good and blinked.

"Next time you feel cold, remember to tell me. I will warm you up all over in one go without any need for punching."

"Are you a devil?!"

Fairy Bai snorted coldly: "If it were my inner demon and you dared to touch her like this, she would definitely stab you to death with a sword!"

Hearing these words, Jiang Qiao couldn't help but pursed his lips.

But come on, if it’s Miss Inner Demon, I’m probably putting my hands on her chest to warm her up right now. Can’t you just imitate her

"Watch a movie, watch a movie."

Jiang Qiao muttered, then kicked his hands in his pockets, and took Fu Lu Shou Xi over and put him on his lap. Not only could he pet the cat, but he could also use it as a hand warmer when needed.

I watched Pokémon Jiangqiao when I was a child. At that time, the Chinese version was called Pokémon or Pokémon. In the small box at home, there are still many cards I collected before.

Now that I have grown up, it looks like childhood memories with a unique flavor.

"Look at you, do you look a lot like Pikachu? You're unruly and have a bad temper. Apart from being prettier, you're simply..." Jiang Qiao suddenly closed his mouth.

"Tell me, why don't you say anything? What exactly?" Electric sparks flashed on Fairy Bai's fingertips, with a half-smile on her face.

“… It’s just great everywhere.”

"snort!"

Jiang Qiao wiped his hands with cold sweat. Fortunately, he had a quick mind and knew how to read people's faces.

"Ash and Pikachu have become partners?"

"Not yet. Look, Pikachu isn't paying attention to him yet."

"Indeed, the current bond between the two is not deep enough. Even if Ziweixing's Xiantong Taoist sect focuses on controlling beasts, its disciples will do their best to cultivate the relationship between themselves and the spiritual beasts in order to achieve a tacit understanding of the union of humans and beasts."

Seeing Bai Yueling talking seriously about Ziweixing, Jiang Qiao couldn't help but curiously asked: "What does the spirit beast look like?"

"All spiritual beasts are called spirit beasts. Some are as small as beetles, some are as tall as mountains, some are docile, some are ferocious, and so on. The elves in the cartoons are all cute. .”

She lowered her head and glanced at the two kittens lying on Jiang Qiao's lap, raised her hand and picked one up and put it in her arms.

"Fu Lu Shou Xi is also very cute."

Jiang Qiao nodded in agreement.

"Are there elves in your world?"

"No, these are all made by art creators based on animals in nature. For example, the prototype of this electric yellow mouse is a squirrel."

"oh."

"Pikachu was attacked by Spearow, will he survive?"

"Will do."

"When will the relationship between Ash and Pikachu get better?"

"I can't spoil it, you can see for yourself."

After seeing Xiaozhi trying his best to protect Pikachu, Bai Yueling suddenly understood that this is influence. There is nothing easier to make people like him than living and dying together.

At the end of the first episode, Pikachu and Xiaozhi became partners. Jiang Qiao looked at her and suddenly said: "When will you stop shocking me?"

"ah?"

Bai Yueling didn't expect Jiang Qiao to suddenly ask her such a question. She replied hesitantly: "If you don't make me angry, I won't shock you."

Jiang Qiao smiled and said nothing. Xiaozhi had to work hard to conquer any electric mouse, but it would be even harder for him to find a fairy wife.

The video continues to play the second episode. Fairy Bai secretly meows at Jiang Qiao with her peripheral vision. Is this guy trying to conquer her

Humph, don’t even think about it!

Fish-lipped mortals.

Next, the two of them discussed each other word by word, and spent the entire afternoon watching the film.

When it was time for dinner, Jiang Qiao was about to cook when his phone suddenly rang. He glanced at the caller ID and saw that it was the caller in a white coat.

"Hey, White Coat, why do you have time to call me today?"

"I've been working overtime for a month, why don't you let me have a holiday?" A clear voice came from the other end of the phone.

"What's going on? If you have anything to say, hurry up. If you have anything to say, hurry up. I'm going to make some food." Jiang Qiao laughed and cursed.

"Are you still on the mountain?"

"if not?"

"It's snowing on the mountains."

Jiang Qiao immediately became alert: "What are you doing? You don't want to go up the mountain to see the snow, do you?"

"Nothing, I just want to relax and stay away from the hustle and bustle. No overtime work, no patients. Why are you not welcome?"

Jiang Qiao secretly glanced at Fairy Bai, who was still looking at Pokémon seriously: "Unfortunately, my mother is here."

Hearing this, Bai Yueling looked back at him with a strange expression.

"I am your mother?"

Although she was pretending to be his mother just now, warming his hands in a motherly manner, she couldn't be called his mother. Why did this guy always like to bark randomly.

Jiang Qiao winked at her and pointed at the phone. Bai Yueling immediately understood that he was lying again.

"Aunt Xia is here too? Isn't she teaching? Is the school on vacation so early?"

"It's the weekend." Jiang Qiao said vaguely.

"That's a good relationship. I happened to buy some mutton and haggis to honor my elders. When it snows, you should eat mutton hot pot. By the way, you should have beer there, right?"

Jiang Qiao was speechless, why didn't this man listen to anything he said

"Are you on the way?"

"Yes, we'll be there in a minute."

"Then you go back quickly. The scenic spot is closed and no one can enter except the employees."

"But I've already gone up the mountain. I just said it was your friend or the security guard who opened the door for me. It's easy to talk to."

Jiang Qiao: "???"

grass!

After hanging up the phone, Jiang Qiao ran to the balcony angrily, and sure enough he saw a Volkswagen driving slowly through the snow.

"What's going on?" Bai Yueling asked.

"My friend is here."

Fairy Bai immediately became nervous. Last time it was his parents, this time it was his friend.

"Well... should I go into the house and hide?"

"No, it's not like you can't meet people."

Jiang Qiao thought about it carefully. Bai Yueling would have to get to know his circle of friends in the future. It was impossible to stay in the mountain and not go anywhere. That would be unrealistic.

"Do you need me to pay attention to anything?" she asked nervously.

"It's okay, he is my friend, and you are my friend too. What are you afraid of? Just get along normally. It's just that you have to put away those magical skills."

"good."