After dinner, Bai Yueling had another conversation with Jiang Qiao. Bai Yueling glanced at the two people chatting on the sofa, then silently put away the dishes and entered the kitchen, like a housewife.
"Tsk, one cooks and the other washes dishes. It's not tiring for men and women to work together, right?" Bai Yu lowered his voice and laughed.
Jiang Qiao took a peek at the kitchen and said righteously: "Shared housing, isn't this the case for all shared housing? This is called a clear division of labor, which can improve work efficiency."
The man in the white coat had a pouty mouth, and he was worthy of being a businessman who opened a shop in a scenic spot. He was just telling lies when he opened his mouth, and he didn't know how many people he had deceived.
"Speaking of which, if the scenic spot is closed for a day, do you plan to stay on the mountain all the time?"
"Let's talk again."
Jiang Qiao hesitated slightly: "It's you, you have to take what she just said to heart, and you have to be responsible for working overtime. Don't let your old man with white hair send someone with black hair."
"Get out of here." The white coat cursed. This guy is nothing. Can he curse people like that
After eating melon seeds for a while, he drank all the water in the paper cup in one gulp: "I thought I could be a hermit here for two days after my hard vacation, but now it seems that you don't welcome me either. My feelings have faded, brother, otherwise, Let’s sleep in the same room tonight and I’ll go back tomorrow?”
"roll roll roll."
Jiang Qiao refused without thinking. Now he no longer lives alone. In the past, Bai Daco could just treat this place as his home.
But now that there is a fairy in the house, it is inconvenient to do anything. What if the demon girl crawls into his bed in the middle of the night and seduces the wrong person
"Gan, I forgot about my brother when I had a girlfriend. I will bear this grudge."
"Then you should quickly find one and take revenge on me as soon as possible."
Bai Yu resisted the urge to beat him, stood up and patted the melon seed crumbs on his body.
"Let's go, I won't disturb you two and continue your love."
Jiang Qiao sent him downstairs, taking today's garbage out to throw away. As soon as he opened the rolling shutter door, the biting cold wind rushed in, and both of them shivered subconsciously.
"That's it, don't give it away."
Bai Yu got into the car, rolled down the window and looked at him with an envious tone: "It's great. The mountain is your paradise. The young couple lives like a couple of gods, loving each other without being disturbed."
"You can't envy this job." Jiang Qiao kicked the wheel of Volkswagen.
"it's time to go."
"There is snow on the ground and the road down the mountain is slippery. Please be careful when driving at night."
"Okay, let's go back."
The car started and soon disappeared into the night.
Jiang Qiao shivered and shook the snowflakes off his body, closed the rolling door and went upstairs. He saw that Fairy Bai had washed the dishes and was cleaning up the kitchen.
He leaned against the door frame and watched her waist-length hair tied into a high ponytail as she wiped the chopping board and stove with a rag.
In the past, who would have thought that a fairy who did not eat the fireworks of this world would have such a housewife side
This fairy, he has abducted him!
"The white coat is gone?"
"Well, let's go. Do you still want my help?"
"No, it's all packed."
Bai Yueling wiped her hands with a tissue, walked to the living room and sat on the sofa. She looked up at Jiang Qiao and hesitated to speak.
"What do you want to say?"
"Did he misunderstand the white coat?"
"What's the misunderstanding?"
"Our relationship."
"What's the relationship between us?" Jiang Qiao continued to act stupid.
Fairy Bai fell into silence.
When she was washing dishes just now, she heard the conversation between the two of them, about girlfriends, meeting parents, couples, showing affection. She was not a fool, and the white coat obviously regarded her as Jiang Qiao's wife.
"Does he think I'm your... your wife?" Bai Yueling hesitated.
"Ahem..."
Jiang Qiao didn't expect that she would say it so directly, and he almost couldn't catch his breath.
"Did you hear what I just said?"
She nodded: "Yes, I heard it. Although you keep explaining, he still seems to think so."
Jiang Qiao thought about it carefully and said, "Actually, I can't blame him for thinking that way. Look, do we live in the same house?"
Bai Yueling nodded slightly.
"People in today's society are more impetuous. Generally speaking, only men and women who have an improper relationship will live together."
Hearing the word "inappropriate", Fairy Bai immediately looked at him with wide eyes: "But you just saw that I had no place to go, so you took me in temporarily."
"That's true, but others don't know this. You have to understand that gossip news always spreads faster and farther than the facts." Jiang Qiao shrugged.
"Then should I avoid suspicion?" She said dullly, and was misunderstood as finding a mortal who was several thousand years younger than herself to be a Taoist companion. She sounded more or less old and shameless.
He had a serious expression on his face: "No, it's none of our business what others think. You are clean and I am innocent. Everyone respects me and is worthy of heaven and earth. There is nothing to avoid suspicion. Time will prove everything."
"The Dao heart is clear and worthy of heaven and earth."
Bai Yueling recited Huang Ting silently, don't say such rumors, even if there are evil spirits and illusions, as long as she has a firm Taoist heart, she can kill all the demons and monsters and achieve Bodhi.
Jiang Qiao was just the protector she chose in the human world, not a Taoist companion.
What's more, she has long been pure and devoid of desires, and her heart of cultivating Taoism has always been unswerving. All external things that affect her Taoist heart will be forcibly cut off.
She carried Fu Lu Shou Xi to the sofa, opened the bellies of the two kittens and scratched them gently. It was a pity that such cute little animals were not spiritual beasts.
"I'm going to study!"
Bai Yueling looked at Jiang Qiao lying carelessly on the sofa, occupying her original position.
"It's okay, sit down."
He turned sideways, leaving a large open space, which was more than enough to put down Fairy Bai's butt.
Bai Yueling remained motionless and looked at him expressionlessly. What did this gesture sound like? What if he touches his butt with his leg after he sits down
Touch it first, and then find an excuse to say you were careless.
With his personality, it is very likely that he would do this.
"Okay, okay, I'll get up and go shovel shit for Fu Lu Shou Xi. You continue to learn."
Jiang Qiao couldn't resist her, so he stood up and squeezed Fulu's paw, then ran outside the balcony, took the cat litter box and entered the bathroom.
Since the fairy doesn't poop, he certainly doesn't shovel it either. He has to do this kind of dirty and tiring work.
After that, he mixed some goat milk powder for Maomao. Bai Yueling glanced at him secretly and quickly opened Du Niang to ask questions.
"What is a girlfriend?"
Bai Yueling looked at the definition on Baidu Encyclopedia and suddenly fell into deep thought.
When Jiang Qiao came over, she shook the mouse and quickly closed the tab, then clicked on the favorites to continue studying the previous content.
"Where did you learn?"
He sat down and took a look at the title, the fifth episode of continuous addition, subtraction and mixed operations within ten. Hey, it was played at twice the speed, so he learned quite quickly.
Indeed, with her brain comparable to that of a computer, this simple knowledge can be understood at a glance, and it is not difficult for her at all.
Bai Yueling looked at the screen and said suddenly.
"Jiang Qiao, I...I won't be your girlfriend anymore."
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(I received news today that this book will be released on January 1st. The news is a bit sudden. I can only speed up the code and save the manuscript in the past two days. Alas)