Fairy, Stop Making Trouble

Chapter 79: 79. Jiang Qiao, you are a good person

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Jiang Qiao was stunned, blinked at her, and then looked at the computer. Suddenly he mentioned this matter. Did she check something just now

"You know everything?"

"You have been lying to me. Girlfriend means fiancée." She said seriously.

Fortunately, she always thought it was a female friend. Jiang Qiao must have known it, but he didn't correct it immediately at the time, which was a bad idea.

"Well, that's not right. It's a little different from a fiancée. For example, some people can have several girlfriends at the same time, or their girlfriends change one after another, but as for the fiancée, it is already considered engaged." Jiang Qiao thought for a while. said.

"In short, Taoist couples of the opposite sex just can't do it!" Bai Yueling said loudly.

If it was a Taoist couple of the opposite sex, they would have to be a dual cultivator with Jiang Qiao to blend their souls. Although it was said that after the dual cultivators reconciled the yin and yang, the cultivation level would grow very quickly, but she did not bother to achieve the cultivation level obtained in that way!

Moreover, she is pure-hearted and devoted to the Tao, so how can she get involved in the personal affairs of her children

"Well, I don't think so either."

Jiang Qiao nodded in agreement. After all, he had not cultivated immortality. Even if he abducted her to be his wife, he would not be considered a Taoist companion.

"Have you never been in love in all your life?" He asked curiously.

Bai Yueling's face turned slightly red: "Immortal cultivators don't need to fall in love! The great path is what I want in my life!"

"I understand. So, we can only be called ordinary friends of the opposite sex. We just do some things that couples would do."

Fairy Bai was about to nod, but her body froze when she heard the second half of the sentence.

"Qing... What do lovers do?"

"We just live in the same house, eat together, help each other, the man cooks, the woman washes dishes, raises animals together, ranks together, watches videos together, everything is done together."

Bai Yueling thought about it carefully, and it seemed that the two of them did take care of all these things, but they didn't hug each other and have children like those Taoist monks.

She hesitated for a long time: "But we sleep in separate beds!"

"Strictly speaking, couples usually have sex only after they are officially married, and not before marriage. Either the relationship between the two people is too good, or they behave wildly."

Jiang Qiao glanced at her secretly: "Are you acting loose?"

"of course not!"

She looked ashamed and annoyed. She had devoted herself to cultivating Taoism since she was a child. She was as pure as jade and kept her body as pure as jade for nearly ten thousand years. Only those demon sect witches could practice strange and obscene magic and plunder male cultivators' Yuanyang. All the victims' essence was leaked, leaving only skin and bones, human beings. If someone gets it, kill him!

What's more, if anyone in Ziweixing dared to talk to her like this, he would have chopped down the disciple with a sword, captured his soul and thrown it into the flames to train for a hundred years.

"That… "

"I have no feelings for you either! We are not a couple!"

The more Bai Yueling spoke, the more excited she became, and she spoke plausibly: "You are my protector, I am only here temporarily. When I recover my cultivation as an Immortal Emperor, I will naturally promise you... I will give you great benefits."

"What if... I mean what if it doesn't come back?"

Seeing her angry look, Jiang Qiao's fingertips began to sparkle with electric sparks. He was probably going to shock someone in the next second, so he immediately changed his tune.

"Hey, hey, don't get excited, I'm just making an analogy."

"There are no ifs! Don't even think about breaking my Taoist heart!"

She shouted softly, this small world, even in the Age of Ending Law, how can it trap a true immortal

Jiang Qiao nodded like he was pecking rice, with a well-behaved look on his face: "I'm also waiting for the fairy to recover as soon as possible, and then casually grant me a great opportunity."

"Hmph!" She snorted arrogantly, then turned to look at the laptop and continued studying.

"Actually, um... don't be so alarmed. What I just said is just how we are in other people's eyes. God knows the real situation. You know it and I know it. We are upright and are not afraid of the shadows being distorted. Don't pay attention to what others say."

"So, we... we..."

"You are a special outsider, and it doesn't make sense using our common sense here."

"I think that's the case too, well, that must be the case!"

Bai Yueling clenched her little fist: "What we immortal cultivators have done is worthy of heaven and earth, worthy of others, and worthy of ourselves."

"Yes, that's right." Jiang Qiao said seriously.

"You must do this too!" She glared at Jiang Qiao fiercely.

"how?"

"With a clear conscience."

Jiang Qiao coughed guiltily, he... he had a guilty conscience!

"Huh?" Fairy Bai narrowed her eyes, murderous intention gradually rising.

“With a clear conscience!”

Jiang Qiao nodded heavily, I like you with a clear conscience and nothing wrong with you.

After hearing his sincere reply, Bai Yueling breathed a sigh of relief and watched the first-grade elementary school mathematics video with peace of mind.

She is in a hurry now. Not only does she need to think about how to restore her cultivation, she also needs to solve the problem of inner demons. Now it seems that only science can help her overcome the current difficulties.

Jiang Qiao sighed silently. Fairy Bai was very determined in her Taoism. It seemed that she wanted to kidnap a fairy to be his wife, which was a very heavy task.

"The road is long and long, and I will search up and down." He whispered to himself.

Bai Yueling looked back at him and said, "Jiang Qiao, you are really enlightened. If you can embark on the path of immortality, you will achieve extraordinary things in this life. Alas, what a pity."

He twitched his face slightly and thought to himself: What I am asking for is marriage, what do you think it is

"It's okay, the mountain is not high, if there are immortals, there are spirits. This is a humble house, but I am virtuous. It is a blessing for me to meet you. It is destined by God that you will be the immortal fate of my life. Others cannot force it." He said with a smile.

Bai Yueling felt that there was something in his words, and he always said one thing after another. If he didn't pay attention, he would fall into the trap.

She ignored it and continued watching the video.

After a while, Fairy Bai looked back at him: "This first-grade mathematics seems a bit too simple. Can the playback speed be faster?"

She knew that studying was comparable to cultivating Taoism, and she had to be down-to-earth, but she didn't want to miss the famous teacher's explanation by turning to the page. However, the arithmetic knowledge she had learned so far was too simple. She could calculate hundreds of millions of times with just a thought.

"First-grade mathematics is like the foundation for you cultivators. You can't be careless."

"The beginning of our cultivation of immortality is to practice Qi."

She thought for a while and said seriously: "When my master picked me up, he said that I built the foundation overnight and was a Taoist genius that is rare to see in ten thousand years. If I can keep my innocent heart, I have a chance of becoming an immortal. I did it."

“…”

Jiang Qiao was speechless. Sure enough, a boss is a boss wherever he goes. Even if he traveled through time like the protagonist in the Qidian novel, he would probably be a waste.

"No way, the fastest at station B is 2x speed. If you think it's slow, I'll take you to a bookstore next time. As long as your reading speed is fast and your understanding ability can keep up, you can graduate from elementary school in one day."

Fairy Bai thought of the bookstore with a large collection of books. If she could read them all, she would definitely be closer to science.

She nodded: "Okay."

Jiang Qiao stood up half-heartedly.

"You watch first, I'm going to take a shower."

Bai Yueling suddenly stopped him.

"Jiang Qiao, you are a good person."

(Sorry, the update is late today.)