While eating noodles, Jiang Qiao said casually: "We are going down the mountain today."
"Isn't there still two days until New Year's Day?"
Bai Yueling asked while taking a sip of noodles. She remembered the date of New Year's Day and it was already the end of the year.
"Yes, but I was discharged from the hospital today. I promised to take care of him, but I just didn't come back. I just went home for the holidays."
"oh."
Jiang Qiao drank all the noodle soup and sighed comfortably: "New Year's Day is a legal holiday. There is a three-day holiday across the country. I have to buy you a few sets of clothes on the way. We will go shopping later."
"Well, it's up to you."
Bai Yueling nodded. She cared more about statutory holidays than this. After all, only a government that loves its people is a good government.
She has recently read many articles related to social systems on the Internet. Compared with Ziweixing, human rights in this world are undoubtedly much better.
"So, we have to go home and stay for five days? What about Fu Lu Shou Xi?"
Jiang Qiao's expression froze. He almost forgot about the two kittens. If they didn't eat or drink for five days, they would probably starve to death.
He thought about it for a while: "Then take it back. I'll drive in a while, and you put the cat in your arms. I'll put some milk powder in an empty bottle, and I'll buy the rest in the city."
"good."
After cleaning up the kitchen, Jiang Qiao was forced to sit still for ten minutes at Fairy Bai's request. Her body bones almost cracked. I really don't know how she could maintain this posture motionless for hundreds of thousands of years.
"I feel like I'm about to get addicted to smoking again recently. The method you used before was quite effective. Can you help me do it again? I feel like I can almost quit completely after a few more treatments."
He hasn't touched cigarettes in recent times. Occasionally when he wants to smoke, he takes out a cigarette and smells the smoke to satisfy his craving.
Having said that, everyone knows that smoking is harmful to health. If there is a way to ensure that you quit smoking, who would be willing to continue to damage the body.
"Well, you continue to sit quietly, keep calm, and keep the spiritual platform empty."
Fairy Bai put her fingertips on his chest one after another. His heart, lungs, and half of his body felt paralyzed. His heart palpitated, he was short of breath, and his chest was tight. His heart seemed to have stopped for half a beat, and it seemed to have been beating violently.
This was followed by the spine extending from the tail vertebra to the neck. Every section was hot. The exhaust gas toxins accumulated in the chest were gradually channeled out, but there was no feeling of bloating like last time.
"Is this the end?" Jiang Qiao twisted his neck and felt a little strange.
"It's not over yet."
She blushed slightly: "Take off your top first."
"What do you want to do? Although you are very beautiful, I am not the kind of casual person. If you really want it, I won't be able to cooperate with you."
Bai Yueling: "???"
"I'm thinking of quitting smoking for you. What nonsense are you thinking in your mind?"
She slapped Jiang Qiao on the back with a heavy force that seemed to break his bones, but it was just right. The toxins in his lungs and body spurted out of his mouth in the form of gray mist.
"Ah, it hurts. Please remind me when I hit you." Jiang Qiao let out a scream.
"Shut up, now you have bad breath."
She wrinkled her nose: "If you don't want to get beaten, take it off quickly."
Jiang Qiao nodded obediently. He shivered suddenly as soon as he took off his coat. He said bitterly: "It's cold outside and the sofa is too narrow. Can you go into my room? It will be more convenient for you to operate."
Fairy Bai turned her head and looked at his room. After hesitating for a moment, she nodded gently.
"good."
The two of them walked into the house one after another. Jiang Qiao felt sad, which was completely different from how he felt when dealing with his inner demons.
The first step of kidnapping a fairy to become a wife, the task of bringing the fairy back to her room, is accomplished.
Bai Yueling was also puzzled. This was a man's room after all, and it would be inappropriate for her to enter and exit at will.
I silently glanced at his room. The layout was similar, except that the area was slightly larger. There was a bed, a wardrobe, the ashtray on the table was clean, and there was an additional bay window for his clothes to dry. There, the quilt was neatly folded, and there wasn't much odor in the room.
It's considered a passing grade.
Jiang Qiao endured the cold and took off his shirt. Fairy Bai's expression was not abnormal, but he was so shy that he crossed his arms.
"What are you doing twisting Nini's body? Why don't you get down on the bed and look at your saggy belly, your abdominal muscles are flat, you're barely skinny, and you don't have any masculinity at all. No wonder you're so weak." Bai Yue Ling looked disgusted.
Jiang Qiao's self-confidence was severely hit. It turned out that he really had nothing but handsomeness.
He was so ashamed and angry: "I'll start exercising from tomorrow! If you make me anxious, my chest muscles will become bigger than yours!"
Jiang Qiao realized something was wrong as soon as he finished speaking, but it was too late. Fairy Bai regained consciousness after a few seconds and slapped him down on the bed.
"Dirty! Go to hell!"
"Ah, my life is at an end."
Fairy Bai's eyes flashed with coldness. This guy was getting more and more courageous, and he actually dared to tease her so openly.
Give him a spanking before giving him smoking cessation therapy.
Electric shocks, fists, and slaps fell on his back one after another, whatever came to mind.
"Uuuuuuuuah, you are deliberately killing someone!"
"Shut up!"
She pinched her fingers together, and a wisp of flame emerged from her fingertips.
"From now on, take every breath in deeply and let it out."
The flames touched Jiang Qiao's back, and he immediately felt a burning sensation. Just as he was about to cry out in pain, he felt the fairy's jade hands gently fall on his back, kneading and massaging in a unique rhythm. caress.
He felt that the muscles in his back were relaxed, the joints opened, the meridians were relaxed, the blood vessels were smooth, and even the congestion caused by improper sitting posture was completely erased.
He felt so comfortable that he felt a little carried away. Why didn't he feel this way when he went to a massage parlor before
Indeed, those young ladies are all rouge fans. How can they compare with fairies? Their massage skills are as good as in the sky or on the ground.
"Can I scream?" he asked, holding back the feeling of relief.
"If you feel pain, just scream."
"Hmm~ah~"
He continued to reminisce about last night's dream, singing softly like silk and bamboo to his ears, he was really happy.
Bai Yueling's face turned red with embarrassment. Wasn't this man crying out in pain? What the hell is this called? If someone heard them, they wouldn't know what they were doing.
"Shut up and stop screaming!"
Well, no barking, he continued to use his voice.
Hehehehe, he is still a fairy. He is really not pure at all. He will think randomly when he hears some noise. Then if he sees the budding flower stamens, which are dripping with dew, I don’t know what will come to mind.
Light snow was flying outside the window, and I heard two meows. The fairy rubbed her back with her beautiful hands, and Jiang Qiao said yes.