Fairy, Stop Making Trouble

Chapter 9: 9. Art is explosion!

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"You sleep in this room tonight." Jiang Qiao pointed to the already packed bedroom next to him.

Bai Yueling closed the book, raised her eyes and nodded. A cultivator didn't have many requirements for a place to live, especially those who were used to leisurely fish and wild cranes. Instead, they lived most in caves.

"After reading it, are there any other books?"

Jiang Qiao was shocked. What kind of reading speed is this? One glance and ten lines are not so fast! Is this a fairy

Seeing the disbelief on his face, Fairy Bai explained calmly.

"After a rough browse, there are many things I don't understand, such as intelligent equipment, online business transactions, and full use of big data... But this is indeed a book about governing the country. If it can be realized, the country will be rich and powerful, and the people will be rich and powerful. Living and working in peace and contentment is just around the corner, and the person who compiled it is amazing."

Jiang Qiao's face was complicated. Sure enough, no outstanding person could hide his brilliance no matter what era he was in. With his learning speed, it wouldn't be long before he could complete all the courses from primary school to university. If he wanted to continue his studies, he would probably have to study all the courses in the history of science. Can leave her name.

"Those are some specific vocabulary in modern times. You don't need to understand them for now. I will buy you some other books to read tomorrow. If you want to simply understand the world, it should be faster through videos."

"What is a video?" Fairy Bai wondered.

"It's the image left behind by humans in some way."

Bai Yueling nodded. There is no shortage of such Taoist methods and rare objects in the journey of cultivating immortality. It is easy to understand.

Jiang Qiao returned to his room, took out the laptop he bought when he was in college, and ran back to the living room.

"Sit over here." He patted the seat next to him.

Bai Yueling looked at him warily: "What do you want to do?"

"I'll show you a short video. You sit so far away and the screen is so small, you can't see it at all." Jiang Qiao paused for a second and continued: "Don't worry, I don't have any ill intentions towards you."

Fairy Bai then moved over little by little, but she was still about a punch away from him. If this mortal dared to play any tricks with her, let him taste the thunder in her palm again.

There is a faint fragrance coming from around me. They are obviously using the same shampoo and shower gel. Why do you think she smells so good

He glanced quietly and saw that the fairy was sitting upright, with her beautiful feet completely hidden in her soft skirt. Jiang Qiao felt slightly regretful that he couldn't see what he wanted to see.

"What is this?" Bai Yueling asked, looking at the thin iron board resting on his knees.

Jiang Qiao turned on his laptop and pressed the power button. The dark screen gradually lit up.

"This thing is called a computer. It is similar to the human brain. It just uses electric current as operating energy. It is one of the highest expressions of human use of technology in this era. Human beings can use it to do many things, such as being able to know without leaving home. You can simply treat it as a jack-of-all-trades for everything in the world, including watching movies, listening to music, entertainment, and making money.”

Bai Yueling was dubious. Even she couldn't achieve this kind of ability. How could the power of technology be so magical

Seeing the suspicious look on her face, Jiang Qiao smiled and didn't explain too much. After all, no matter how much he said, it was better to see it with his own eyes.

Skillfully opening Station B, Jiang Qiao clicked on a video called "Phobia of Insufficient Firepower" among the dazzling covers.

"Strength is always the basis for safeguarding justice!"

"National defense is always the real backing of diplomacy!"

"Dignity is only as good as the edge of the sword!"

"Truth only lies within the range of a cannon!"

There was a lightning strike at the opening, and Ai Gongzheng's iron fist hit the table. Jiang Qiao stood in awe.

The next scene is a dense salvo of rockets, completely destroying the position within the target, the torrent of steel crushing past, the J20 eagle hitting the sky, various types of large logs with overwhelming momentum...

Bai Yueling stared blankly at everything played in the video. The destructive power of those weapons after they exploded was astonishing. They could even fall from the sky hundreds of kilometers away and level the entire mountain. A single blow from the Sword Immortal could only do that. , but the range power is by no means that powerful.

Moreover, this kind of weapon seems to have an endless supply, without chanting and consumption, and is extremely terrifying.

When the video ended, Jiang Qiao suppressed his pride and asked her seriously:

"This is a modern weapon that can be accurately guided. Even if you are hiding in an inconspicuous ravine thousands of kilometers away, you can hit it with one shot. The power of the explosion can destroy everything around you. Compared with yours, How about the magic of cultivating immortals?”

Fairy Bai finally put aside her disdain and looked solemn: "Except for some of the overwhelmingly powerful ones, the rest of the middle and low-level monks are no match. Against such a weapon, there is absolutely no chance of survival."

"What about you?" Jiang Qiao asked curiously.

"If you have good cultivation, it is not difficult to fly with the stars and chase the moon, and turn the rivers and seas upside down."

Jiang Qiao was trying to figure out the meaning of these two words. It seemed that even the power of modern weapons couldn't do it. After all, the Immortal Emperor is the Immortal Emperor or you are awesome.

"Then watch this video again."

Jiang Qiao thought about it and clicked on a video called "The Moment of the Mushroom Egg Explosion".

It starts with a mischievous missile falling from the sky.

Introduction: A little boy, born in Yingjiang in 1945, weighs 4082 kilograms, is 3.05 meters tall, has a waist circumference of 0.711 meters, and has a temper of 15,000 tons of TNT.

At the moment of the explosion, indescribable blazing light suddenly filled the screen, and the huge force generated by high temperature and high pressure slapped the ground.

The ground continued to shake, and the smoke and dust turned into a huge tsunami that swept in all directions. The original town and the surrounding thousands of square kilometers of territory were instantly razed to the ground. The unspeakable high-temperature flames turned into a destructive storm and ignited everything. explode.

The high-temperature and high-energy reaction spread rapidly, and even the earth's crust was shaking violently, and the surface structure collapsed rapidly. Rocks turned into magma, steel melted into molten iron, and fragile creatures quickly vaporized in an instant, turned into turbid dust, and dissipated into fly ash.

The endless smoke rose rapidly, the high-temperature airflow continued to rise, the cold air sank, and the rising dust pillars connected with the smoke clouds. The huge fireball finally formed a tall mushroom-shaped smoke cloud, almost covering the sky for several kilometers.

That day, the sun appeared close to the Yuan'an River.

There was no other expression on Bai Xianzi's face. Jiang Qiao said quietly: "This is a nuclear explosion. The temperature at the center of the explosion is as high as 6000 degrees Celsius, comparable to the sun."

"It's terrifying. It's comparable to a super-large forbidden technique. It's unbelievable that humans who can't practice can actually create such a terrifying and destructive weapon." Bai Yueling took a deep breath and said slowly.

"Ahem, this mushroom is just the one with the smallest temper in the mushroom family. The biggest one is nearly 4,000 times more powerful." Jiang Qiao blinked.

So in the next period of time, Fairy Bai watched a series of scenes of mushroom egg explosions with complicated emotions, and the famous Big Ivan directly made her change color. This power is probably even seen by some powerful people who have reached the sky. The center of the explosion turned into ashes.

"So you see, you must not cause trouble. If you drop one of these mushroom eggs, a medium-sized country will be wiped out. With modern technology, you can create more powerful ones."

Fairy Bai nodded solemnly.