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Jiang Qiao: "???"
Do you think you are treating him like a dog by tying a red string on his wrist for a long time? Is this person sick
"Get it off me quickly."
Fairy Bai was stunned for a moment, then suddenly took a deep breath and looked apologetically: "It seems...it can't be solved."
"Why?" Jiang Qiao wondered, how could it not be untied if it was just a rope.
"This is called a thread. In Ziweixing, many monks use this kind of rope to tie their raised spiritual beasts. Once tied, they can't run away."
"WTF?" Jiang Qiao jumped up on the spot. After all, he still regarded him as a dog, and it was the kind of dog that couldn't run.
"Then how did you untie your hair just now?"
"Hair is not a living thing."
"So, I am yours?"
Bai Yueling deliberately kept her face sullen, trying not to laugh: "Well, you are my... dog."
"Gan! No, I'm not."
Jiang Qiao was speechless: "Then you can't hold me anymore. What are you saying?"
He looked at the red rope on his wrist, pulled hard, and it was indeed very strong, and said dullly: "Is it true that I can't leave your side from now on, and will never be free again?"
"That's not true. It's just that after tying a thread on it, no matter how far the spirit beast runs, the owner can sense it."
Jiang Qiao said with a dark face: "You are not my master, and you must untie this broken rope for me as soon as possible. You are the Immortal Emperor, so don't say you can't help it."
"It's possible, it's possible, but then I have to get my cultivation back."
Jiang Qiao: "..."
He walked absentmindedly behind Fairy Bai, then suddenly raised his head and looked around: "Where are you taking me?"
"Go home."
Jiang Qiao was speechless for a long time, then he choked out a few words through his teeth: "You went against the grain."
Bai Yueling stopped and looked at him with a complaining look.
Why didn't this person tell me earlier? On purpose
Jiang Qiao took a deep breath and put down the red rope thing for the time being. This is a physical universe. In theory, there is nothing that can be cut continuously. If the knife doesn't work, use a saw. If the saw doesn't work, use a cutting machine.
Hey, woman, want to control his freedom of life with a broken red rope
Don’t even think about it!
He bit it again and again with his teeth, and suddenly found that there was a door!
I took out the lighter and the red string melted directly.
Jiang Qiao dangled the broken rope in front of Bai Yueling and laughed loudly: "See, any string that cannot be untied is useless in front of a lighter."
"It's useless in the first place. Fire can burn the rope. Isn't this common sense that even a three-year-old child understands? Is this worthy of your happiness? Stupid."
Jiang Qiao was stunned: "But you didn't say you couldn't untie it..."
"Because I lied to you. This is just an ordinary rope. Who told you to lie to me just now." Bai Yueling had a smile on her face, and she suddenly felt good when she saw him suffer a loss.
"Zhuo! Are you a devil? I trust you so much. I really thought this was some fairy thing." Jiang Qiao rolled his eyes.
"In fact, there is such a thing, but I can't get it now. How about I tie it on for you if I have a chance in the future?"
"No, no, you should keep it for yourself."
Jiang Qiao shook his head and happily tied the broken red rope around his wrist again.
Fairy Bai glanced at it: "You worked so hard to get it off, why are you tying it up now?"
"Didn't you say it's called a thread?"
"That's it, what's wrong?"
“We have a saying here that ‘a thousand miles of marriage is tied by a thin thread’.”
After saying this, Jiang Qiao ran away.
Bai Yueling pondered a few words secretly, then raised her eyes to see if there was anyone else in front of him.
"Jiang Qiao, take it off for me quickly!"
…
The two of them swiped the V letter to count their steps home. According to Jiang Qiao, this was to familiarize Bai Yueling with the route home, so as to prevent him from getting lost next time and not knowing where his home was.
When passing by the police station, Fairy Bai suddenly asked: "Is this the place where you can apply for an ID card?"
"Yes, the seventh census has ended. It is difficult for you to apply for a household registration now."
Jiang Qiao sighed and said, "Even if you told the police that you were a legacy of the family planning policy, that you were abandoned by your parents and that you grew up in a ravine, you would be so arrogant, but unfortunately, no one would believe you. There are no witnesses, no life trajectory, nothing, you are a blank in this world.”
"You mean, as long as they believe what I say?"
He nodded, not noticing the red light flashing in her eyes: "That's about it."
"Then wait for me for a while, Jiang Lang~"
"What are you going to do? Oh, no, you are..."
Jiang Qiao realized instantly that with this title, she was no longer the White Fairy, but the inner demon!
Bai Yueling blinked at him, then walked in with steps.
Jiang Qiao was pacing back and forth distractedly outside. How could he break into such a sacred and solemn place casually? Besides, he was still a gangster. Did he have any beta in his heart? What will you do if you are arrested
Ten minutes later, Bai Yueling took another step and walked out of the station.
"What are you doing?" Jiang Qiao hurriedly walked up.
"Solved." Bai Yueling said casually.
"What's solved?" Jiang Qiao still didn't understand.
"It's a matter of identity." The inner demon shrugged.
Jiang Qiao: "???"
"They all believed what I said. Then they filled in some information and submitted it very readily. They said that the ID card and household registration book will be sent to your home within half a month." The inner demon smiled lightly. In public, her wild side was not visible at all.
"Is it that simple?" Jiang Qiao still didn't believe it. He had been thinking hard for more than half a month and couldn't find a solution. How could it be done so easily
"Otherwise? I can't handle your machines. How can I still handle people with a nationwide networked system?"
Jiang Qiao understood instantly when he said this.
"Illusion or charm?"
"No, even if the immortal's golden words are false, they are still true."
Jiang Qiao nodded in confusion. Others believed whatever he said. This ability was a bit buggy.
"Okay, I've solved the identity problem for you. It's your business whether you want to tell her after you get the things. I'm a little sleepy. I'll go and get some sleep. See you in the evening, Jiang Lang~"
He said with a dark face: "Hey, this is not a mountain. Don't mess around at night!"
"Don't mess around, come on, come on~" she trailed off with a chuckle.
When Jiang Qiao saw the scarlet color in her eyes quickly fade away, he knew that the real White Fairy was back.
This seamless switching process is outrageous to anyone who sees it. If one day he calls the wrong person, he will probably be shocked by Fairy Bai.
"What were we talking about just now?" Fairy Bai asked.
"It's difficult to get an ID card." For some reason, Jiang Qiao felt inexplicably guilty when he said this.
At this moment, Jiang Qiao's cell phone suddenly rang. Looking at the caller ID, it was Xia Qinghe calling.
"Son, haven't you gone home? Where are you?"
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(That’s 6,000 words for today. I have to see my mother-in-law tomorrow, so I can’t stay up late. Good night.)