Fake Slackers

Chapter 23

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When the evening self-study was over, He Chao was clinging to Xie Yu back to the dormitory.

He also wanted to hold Wanda with his left hand and let Xie Yu and Wanda stand on one side. Wanda consciously avoided: "It's not, it's not, it's not good, you two just love each other."

Xie Yu was a little irritable: "Which eye do you see in love with each other?"

Wanda said in her heart that she saw it with both eyes.

He looked at He Chao's almost whole body leaning on Xie Yu, but in the end he didn't say anything.

"Would you like to come to my room to play single-player games?"

"In no mood."

"There's a ball game tonight, are you interested?"

"No."

After reaching the door of the dormitory, Xie Yu took the key to open the door, but He Chao still refused to give up and said, "The monthly exam is going to be taken soon, maybe we can study together?"

Xie Yu didn't say anything, just closed the door.

"… "

After Xie Yu and Zhou Dalei finished chatting, they glanced at the time, it was one o'clock in the morning.

The knocks on the door are basically from 12:30 to 1:00. The floors knocked on are different every night, but they are basically concentrated on the first to third floors. Maybe "it" is also afraid of trouble and is unwilling to go up. It is temporarily safe to go up to the fourth floor.

If someone is really pretending to be a ghost, this person is quite persevering not to sleep in the middle of the night.

Xie Yu casually carried a set of English test papers. When he opened the door and went out, the knocking had stopped, and there was nothing in the corridor.

The sensor light is not very easy to use, it is bright and dim for a while, and the light is still weak.

When Xie Yu knocked on the door of the bedroom opposite, he felt something smashed from the inside and hit the door, and then He Chao's voice, which sounded close to collapse: "It's not over, right, try another knock!"

"… "

Xie Yu knocked twice.

When he knocked on the door, he found that there was no movement inside.

He Chao was wrapped in a quilt and holding a mobile phone in his hand, and he thought "Fuck me".

Let's say ruthless words casually, this thing can really understand.

Dare to protest against him.

Xie Yu waited for a long time and ruled out the possibility that this person was looking for tools to open the door and rush out to have a hard time, and compromised: "Open the door, I, your uncle."

The door opened after half a minute.

When He Chao opened the door, his expression was calm and expressive: "Why are you here?"

Xie Yu wondered if the person in front of him had deliberately messed up his hair. In addition to his hair, the loose neckline was also suspicious, and his eyes were rubbed fiercely. He seemed to be trying his best to create an image of himself sleeping.

He Chao did not live up to his expectations. He leaned against the door to make a concave shape, raised his hand and scratched his hair: "… Ah, I'm sleeping."

Xie Yu looked at him and felt a little headache.

If a person like He Chao would die one day, he would definitely die in a lot of drama.

After a while, Xie Yu opened his mouth and said, "Excuse me."

"… "

He Chao's shape is no longer concave: "Ah?" Did he play cards out of common sense

Xie Yu felt that he should not meddle in his own business and let him die.

"You have to be responsible for waking me up," He Zhao grabbed the person and refused to let go. After seeing what Xie Yu was holding, he said, "... English test paper? Do your homework with me? Welcome. , don't be embarrassed, I won't necessarily know anything you don't know, and I will never laugh at you."

He Chao: "Learn with me, don't worry."

I can go to yours.

Xie Yu thought about it in his heart, but didn't say anything.

The environment of He Chao's dormitory is not bad.

He just moved in this semester. He didn't have many things, and he looked quite empty. Originally, Xie Yu thought he was the type who made a mess of the living environment and didn't like to clean it up.

He Zhao put away the clothes hanging on the chair, patted the back of the chair, and said, "Sit down."

There was only one chair in the dormitory. He Zhao sat on the bed with his legs bent, leaning against the corner of the table. The two of them could barely read the test paper together.

"Wait a minute, I'll find a pen." After He Chao finished speaking, he stepped out of the bed with his long legs on his slippers.

Xie Yu spread the test papers on the table, and by the dim light of the lamp, he saw a stack of brand-new textbooks in the corner of the table. Next to the textbook is a candy tin box full of lollipops.

... this hobby.

Xie Yu tilted his head and inadvertently saw the phone that He Chao had placed in the corner of the table just now. The phone screen was still on.

The six large characters on the screen are extremely conspicuous.

- A complete collection of folk exorcism.

He Chao searched for a long time and finally found two pens. Xie Yu took them. In fact, he didn't know what was the use of holding pens for the two of them, given He Chao's English level and his "current level".

Makes it seem like it can actually be done.

"Which question should we start with?" He Chao asked as he bit off the cap of the pen and put it in his mouth.

Xie Yu: "You pick."

He Chao circled a multiple-choice question, quite like a harem choosing a concubine: "It's it."

Xie Yu had no objection, but He Chao stared at the question for a long time, not knowing what he was thinking.

Xie Yu remembered this person's performance in English class: "Give up, next question?"

He Chao couldn't hear the sarcasm in this sentence at all, and readily agreed: "I think it's okay, then let's take a look."

Xie Yu: "..."

He Chao gave up very quickly, they didn't even start writing, and they turned the pages before they knew it.

"Let's do the reading questions," He Chao said. "It's easy to do, trust me, as long as you have a little sense of language, you can guess it."

He Chao's confidence when he said these words almost rushed out and smeared on Xie Yu's face.

"Do you have a sense of language?"

He Chao said, "I have it. Three short ones and one long one choose the longest one, this kind of language."

In the end, He Chao himself felt that doing this was too perfunctory—of course, he might be worried that the exam paper would be finished too quickly, and he could only spend the long night holding the Folk Exorcism Book, so he suggested doing the questions well.

"Feel the intention of the person who asked the question," He Chao opened Baidu Translate and manually translated word by word, "First understand the meaning."

Two people divided the work, each translated a paragraph.

Those English words Xie Yu knew when they looked upside down, and now they had to pretend. He began to reflect on whether the person around him was mentally retarded, or whether his disguise wasn't enough.

Is this a fucking world of poor students

Xie Yu turned his head and glanced at He Chao, who was sitting on the bed, biting his pen cap from time to time.

"This person wrote a letter to his friend from the United States to talk about Chinese culture and characteristics," said He Chao's translator. "The Great Wall, a landmark building in China, this... If he wants to see the Great Wall, he will come to China."

"… "

According to the translation, He Zhao could not understand the logic.

Xie Yu was a little distracted, holding a pen, he suddenly recalled the day when he first entered the gate of Zhong's house.

Zhong Jie smashed something directly, turned upstairs without saying a word, Zhong Guofei followed him upstairs, the father and son chatted for a long time in the study, and then Zhong Jie came down reluctantly, and the four of them had an extremely embarrassing lunch .

Zhong Guofei was really good to Gu Xuelan, and he also believed that the two really liked each other.

But that was his love for Gu Xuelan.

It doesn't mean that Xie Yu can also get a piece of the pie.

"Zhong Jie's child is strong, and wants to do everything better than others." When Zhong Guofei talked to Xie Yu, his eyes were filled with pride and sorrow, "Especially after his mother passed away, he has not been feeling well."

What he said was very euphemistic, Xie Yu was not a fool, the meaning was obvious.

On the day of the wedding, Gu Xuelan was very happy. Since Xie Jiang left a debt to them, they have been hiding in Tibet for the past ten years, running around for a living, Xie Yu has never seen her smile like that.

Gu Xuelan was wearing her wedding dress and looked in the mirror in front of the floor-to-ceiling mirror, and was a little embarrassed: "I wear it like this..."

Zhong Guofei hugged her from behind: "It's beautiful."

Xie Yu hid in the toilet and smoked a cigarette that day.

"Pretty is really pretty. I don't know how to catch up with the old bell. This woman is not simple."

"If you want me to say, the child she brought here is not easy." It was the voice of another person, "If the qualifications are mediocre, otherwise... What will he think if it is not guaranteed."

"It doesn't look like it, does it?"

"The Zhong family has a big business. Even if they don't have any ideas now, they won't be without it in the future. Like the Huang family, theirs is not the same. That stepson usually pretends to be the same. In the end, it didn't make a fuss and wanted to fight for the company."

"The Huang family?"

"Don't you know? Just a while ago, I attracted a few shareholders..."

"So this question must be choice B!"

He Chao confidently selected the answer, the circle was like a piece of shit, and after he had done it, he curled a finger and tapped Xie Yu's forehead: "Hey, what are you thinking."

Xie Yu recovered and looked down at the circle.

This person, He Chao, checked Baidu Translate for nearly half an hour... and he could still choose the wrong one.