Fake Slackers

Chapter 26

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In the evening self-study, Wanda put forward his ideas mysteriously and solemnly.

"How about it, do you want to add some color to the ordinary weekend life? Aren't you all curious about what's going on in the dormitory building? Shouldn't people continue to challenge the unknown in life? Come and respond to me personally. Well, you guys make me feel so cold."

Xie Yu looked at the few people in the class, except for him, He Chao, and Wanda, there were only two boys who usually didn't talk much in the class.

Xue Xisheng didn't even lift his head from beginning to end, as if he had never heard of it.

He is still struggling with that super-class problem, and he only has two words to learn, and everything around him seems to have nothing to do with him.

Another boy named Ding Lianghua, who usually answers questions like a mosquito, has a quiet personality and looks very timid. Wanda has heard rumors that this person has a mild social disorder, but he doesn't know if it's true or not.

Only Xu Qingqing gave him a little face: "Brother Da, although sister is very interested... but it's useless for sister to be interested, you are a male dormitory."

Wanda: "What happened to the boys' dormitory, you can become my brother Qing at any time as long as you want."

"..." Xu Qingqing threw a rubber over, "You give me death."

Wanda felt that there was really a big gap between the ideal and the reality, and the ghost hunter in his fantasy should not be like this.

Xue Xisheng did not dare to bother him, so he could only entangle Ding Lianghua.

He sat in front of Ding Lianghua and noticed that Ding Lianghua was shaking.

Wanda leaned forward, and Ding Lianghua ducked back: "Brother, what do you think? I repeat, this is a man's adventure."

Ding Lianghua: "..."

Ding Lianghua was not very good at communicating with people, and he didn't know whether he was willing or not after talking for a long time, and the chat was quite laborious.

Xie Yu was chatting with Zhou Dalei.

Dalei sent a photo of a fat orange cat and a small milk cat. The little guy was cute and naive, and his body was covered with a layer of soft fluff. The two cats even tilted their necks to look at the camera in the same posture.

The background is the balcony of Da Lei's house.

Zhou Dalei: I haven't seen him for a few months, so he went to give birth to a baby, and he looks like Chubby, so he decided to call him Chubby!

Xie Yu smiled and pressed save.

This fat orange cat is a street pet on Heishui Street, and its origin is a mystery.

It wasn't that fat when it first came, and it was bony. Probably wandering for a long time, avoiding people when they see them, and they don't know where it usually sleeps.

A lot of cats and dogs come and go in Heishui Street. Aunt Mei, Lei, Mama, and the others habitually mix the leftovers and leftovers. If there are fish bones, they will also be mixed in, and put them in an unused iron basin and put them at the door.

After a long time, the orange cat settled down on Heishui Street.

This orange cat has a lot of personality, and it doesn't eat rice. After eating someone's meal, he would stay there at night to catch mice, and they would catch the mice cleanly.

Zhou Dalei: My mother made a lot of money and cooked a fish for it. She said that the house has always felt unclean in the past few months... Aunt Wang next door also cooked it. I can stay fat at night.

Xie Yu: You, introspect, think about why you are not as good as a cat.

Zhou Dalei: …

Wanda pestered Ding Lianghua for a long time, not knowing if it was because the person was too annoying, Ding Lianghua finally nodded.

He Chao was still thinking about how to get out, and a dozen scripts flashed through his mind every minute, but he learned that Ding Lianghua was also participating: "He? This guy who is trembling when he speaks on stage?"

Xie Yu had no impression of Ding Lianghua, nor did he have any ideas.

"Even him." He Zhao threw his phone away and leaned back in his chair, suddenly aroused by his fighting spirit.

Xie Yuxin said don't look at others like this, they always feel better than you.

In the end, when Wanda walked to the last row to ask the two bosses, He Chao slapped the table: "A man's adventure, if you don't go, it's not a man. Don't be afraid, you're covered by Brother Chao."

Wanda: "Brother Chao, you will be my brother from now on. You are so handsome, you are a man among men."

Xie Yu sneered on the spot.

In the evening, the four of them made an appointment to gather in He Chao's dormitory, waiting for the knock on the door after twelve o'clock in the middle of the night.

Xie Yu was close to He Chao's dormitory. He was in no hurry and planned to do another set of test papers, but as soon as he took a shower, He Chao called him several times and urged him to pass.

Xie Yu was still wiping his hair, and the tips of his hair kept dripping down: "Are you bothered?"

He Chao said, "Come here quickly and show you a big baby."

This guy is really annoying.

With a towel hanging around his neck, Xie Yu walked slowly through the corridor, pushed open the door and said, "What are you doing?"

"It'll be alright." He Chao was writing something, but he didn't turn his head back, his hands were opening and closing.

Xie Yu approached, and saw a long strip of paper on the table. The paper was full of plausible objects, with a yin and yang symbol in the middle.

"… "

Xie Yu vaguely guessed that the hand that wiped his hair stopped: "This is..."

"Folk ghost exorcism, the strongest move, the ghost-suppressing talisman." He Chao said.

Xie Yu's hair was wet, he was wearing a simple T-shirt, and he was holding a towel over his head. He Chao looked at him and felt that this man's eyes looked like they were wet with moisture. The ground was soft, but it felt cold when he met his eyes.

Xie Yu looked at the "Suppressing Ghost Talisman" for a long time before opening his mouth and said, "Ah, then you are awesome."

Wanda was the third one to arrive. He changed into a cartoon pajamas with a yellow SpongeBob pattern, a bag and a flashlight in his hand.

"Brother Chao, I'm here. Brother Yu arrived very early." Wanda pushed open the door and walked in, "I brought a flashlight. It might turn out the lights in the whole building."

Xie Yu questioned the classic plot in the supernatural novel: "Why do you think the flashlight will not be affected?"

Wanda: "..." I didn't know what to say for a while.

It was still early, and the three of them had nothing to do together and played a sniper game.

There was only one chair in the room. If you don't sit on a chair, you can only sit on the bed. He Chao's bed Wanda didn't dare to touch it casually, so he could only turn his eyes to Xie Yu: "Brother Yu, why don't you get up? I... I like to sit on it. on the chair."

Wanda soon realized what a terrible experience it was to play games with these two people.

Xie Yu can play solo queue in three rows. He is unruly and loves freedom. He doesn't care about the other two teammates at all, and He Chao doesn't care about Wanda at all: "I have a good thing here, old thanks, come and get it. "

"Brother Chao, I, I'm also your teammate," Wanda wanted to cry without tears, "I'm so poor."

Only then did He Zhao look at Wanda's position and pay some attention to this teammate, but after reading it, he said, "It's too far, you should work hard."

Wanda: "… "

It was almost eleven o'clock when Ding Lianghua arrived.

"I thought you wouldn't come, sit down." He Zhao moved to the side and patted the bed.

Ding Lianghua usually doesn't have much contact with He Chao, and standing at the door is a little bit at a loss. He subconsciously looks at Wanda, and Wanda understands it, and gives him half a chair: "You also like to sit on a chair? Come on."

Ding Lianghua sat down carefully.

He Chao was puzzled: "What's wrong with the two of you?"

Xie Yu's hair was almost dry, so he took off the towel and placed it on He Chao's table.

"Then let's draw up a battle plan for tonight," Wanda said enthusiastically, "Speaking of which, Brother Yu, you really surprised me, I thought you wouldn't participate..." After all, it's so gregarious.

"I watch a play." Xie Yu said.

Twelve thirty in the middle of the night.

It was pitch black outside the window, and the dormitory building was surprisingly quiet.

People who basically walked out of half the building during the weekend holiday, the echoes caused by footing on the ground seemed to be louder than usual. Looking at the end of the corridor, staring at the continuously extending corridor and house number, there was a slight dizziness.

Wanda slowed down his breathing and opened the door first to go out.

'Squeak'.

The sound of the door opening was a bit strange due to the atmosphere.

He Chao did not move.

"Let's go, Brother Chao, what are you doing?" Wanda turned around and said.

Xie Yu lined up behind He Chao and was blocked by him. He patted him on the shoulder: "Cover me... Brother Chao. You are a man among men."

He Chao: "… "

He Zhao made a lot of money tonight, I don't know if that soul-suppressing talisman gave him the courage. After waiting for about half an hour, it was really boring, and they started chatting one after another.

"Ding Hualiang, you..."

"My name is Ding Lianghua."

"… "

"Sorry, I have no idea."

"… "

"But I bet that Lao Xie doesn't even know your surname Ding."

Wanda was smiling and asking Xie Yu if he really didn't know, and told him not to take He Chao's casually tossed pot, and there was a faint knock on the door.

Everyone stopped talking.

Just when Wanda was about to say "it may be auditory hallucinations", there was another "dong" sound.

It sounds far away.

It was stuffy and light as if it was separated by something, but it passed through the empty corridor and went up the stairs.

"It's not the third floor tonight," Wanda's voice trembled, "It's... downstairs."

After a long time, Xie Yu recalled his high school career, and he would never forget this night. A series of mentally retarded plots unfolded and the mentally retarded ending came second.

A big idiot who was obviously afraid that his hands were shaking, but put the talisman paper into his hands.

He Chao shoved the ugly ghost-suppressing talisman into Xie Yu's hand. The talisman paper was already wrinkled, and it was still soaked with the warmth of his palm. He Zhao was staring nervously in the direction of the stairs. A series of movements were subconscious. He raised his hand and patted Xie Yu's head: "Don't be afraid, brother will cover you."

Xie Yu looked down at the piece of paper and was a little startled.