Fake Slackers

Chapter 38

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Xie Yu got up early, changed into his school uniform, ate some porridge and side dishes with Ms. Gu, checked the time, and prepared to take the bus back to school: "I'm leaving, call me if you have anything."

Gu Xuelan put down his chopsticks, got up and said, "Let the driver take you there."

Xie Yu walked to the entrance and bent over to change his shoes, just like when he came back, he didn't bring anything, and it looked like he didn't go to school but went out to play: "No, I'll go by myself."

"You just go like this? Why don't you even bring a schoolbag?" Gu Xuelan didn't know what to say to him, "Did you write the homework left by the teacher this weekend?"

Xie Yu said, "I wrote it, and I finished it in school."

This excuse is too fake, Gu Xuelan's letter is a ghost: "I don't think you wrote it at all."

"There are not many questions that I can write." Xie Yu put the slippers out, opened the door and went out. A gust of wind came in, bringing moisture to his face. "It's the same whether you bring it back or not."

Gu Xuelan was about to say, "The weather is getting colder, pay attention to your body," when Xie Yu had already walked out several steps.

The location of the Zhong family house is relatively remote, and it takes half an hour to walk to the nearest station.

Nearby residents who came out for a morning jog ran in circles in the park, with a towel hanging around their necks, panting while running.

In fact, not everything is frustrating here.

For example, the morning glow rising from the sky, such as the grass and trees passing by on the road, there is a couple in front of them running with their children in the morning, deliberately slowing down their pace, which looks like a funny slow-motion playback.

Xie Yu walked and put on his headphones, played a random song, and then put his hands back into his pockets.

Fresh air, new day.

The time for Xie Yu to get to school depends on whether the bus runs smoothly on the road, and sometimes it is unfortunate—for example, now, the bus stops halfway.

The driver smoked a cigarette, squatted on the side of the car and watched it for a long time, patted it with his hands, and finally came to the conclusion: "No, you can wait for the next trip."

Full of passengers emotional explosion.

- Children, when are you going to school

- what to do

- Do you miss me? I'll pick you up at the school gate.

-You are sick

- Can I have a good chat, thanks to my good temper... Hey, don't rush into class when you get to school later, I'll be waiting for you in the toilet.

He Chao guessed that he arrived early in the classroom and had nothing to do to harass him.

Xie Yu chatted with him for a while, one of the two wanted to kill the chat, and the other was responsible for the rejuvenation of dead trees.

The bus at the back came very fast, it stopped swaying, and the number 91 license plate was hung on the glass window.

Xie Yu had ten minutes to go to class when he arrived, so he wasn't late, and the mad dog had nothing to do with him, so he could only stand at the school gate and stare at him, "Hurry up, run! It's a race against time!"

Mad Dog said again: "I don't know how to hurry up, I'm going to be a senior in high school soon, and I thought I was just entering school... You know you are at the same table, when he was caught by me all day long, he secretly climbed over the wall every morning, and I took it with me. People are blocking it against the wall."

Xie Yu was still at the same speed. He walked past Director Jiang unhurriedly. He didn't really want to hear about the 'mad dog's heroic past': "Excuse me. Goodbye Director Jiang."

Just as Xie Yu walked upstairs, he vaguely saw someone dangling at the door of the second and third class in high school. Wanda was leaning against the edge of the window with one hand, leaning his head and looking over here. He didn't care, and was about to walk over when suddenly someone grabbed his wrist from behind and pulled him in the opposite direction.

Xie Yu was unprepared, and followed the force back two steps. When he reacted, he had already been pulled into the men's toilet cubicle.

"I told you not to enter the class," He Zhao released his hand. The toilet cubicle was still a little crowded for two people, and the two were very close. "...Didn't you see the school committee swaying in the corridor?"

He Chao was wearing a school uniform inside and a thin coat over it. A loose sweater, black, with a pair of large wings with sharp strokes printed on the back, and a portion of the white school uniform showing from below.

Xie Yu didn't take the phrase "the toilet is waiting for you" that He Chao said while waiting for the bus at all seriously: "What is he shaking?"

"He said that he must explain trigonometric functions to us today." He Zhao scratched his hair and said helplessly, "...As soon as I got into work in the morning, he sat across from me and read the formula."

Xie Yu: "..."

He Chao: "I can't think of it, I'm really convinced that he will definitely be someone who will do big things in the future."

After a weekend, Xie Yu almost forgot that there was another character in the class who wanted to save the average score of the class.

Xue Xisheng's concentration and endurance are not comparable to ordinary people, so he is looking at the post-it notes on his desk and the information books of various subjects that can only be put on the table in the drawer and can only be placed in the class book corner.

In the past two days, in addition to completing his homework, Xue Xisheng was still thinking about how he could lead everyone to study together.

The two huddled together in the toilet cubicle for a while. In the end, Xie Yu felt that this was a bit stupid. What's the point of hiding in the toilet early in the morning, it's better to go back and listen to Xue Xisheng's formula.

So the two had a little argument.

"You can't abandon me."

"Don't block the door."

"Old Xie, we are no longer brothers after we leave this door."

"It wasn't originally."

"… "

As class approached, a student on duty came to the toilet with a rag to clean, turned off the tap and wrung out the rag, and was about to leave, but he vaguely heard something in the toilet, so he stopped and looked around.

in the compartment.

He Chao pressed his back against the door, preventing him from opening it.

Xie Yu put his hand around He Chao's waist and touched the doorknob. Just as he twisted it open, He Chao pushed him inside again.

The two forces collided with each other. Although the movement was not large, Xie Yu accidentally kicked his heel on the trash can when he stepped back. The trash can was kicked over and smashed to the ground.

He Chao was afraid that he would fall, so he reached out and grabbed Xie Yu again.

Originally, Xie Yu had maintained a good balance, but after being pulled by him, the whole person fell backward: "...Fuck."

The student on duty felt that he must have not read the almanac before he came to the toilet, otherwise he would have turned to the big words "not suitable for toilet".

The door of the last compartment opened slowly, and he clearly saw Xie Yu sitting on the toilet lid, while He Chao bent over and put one hand on Xie Yu's neck.

The posture is really ambiguous.

"I-I didn't see anything..." The student on duty walked backwards towards the door, "I really didn't see anything."

Xie Yu did not speak with a cold face.

He Zhao straightened his waist: "Hey, this friend."

The student on duty was probably overly frightened, so he stepped back and said, "Don't kill me."

Good things don't go out, and the love spreads thousands of miles.

After the first get out of class, Wanda came over and asked, "What happened to you in the toilet in the morning?"

"Nothing," Xie Yu said casually after copying his homework, "Are you itchy today?"

Wanda said: "I am the skin, I don't itch."

He Chao watched Xue Xisheng go out behind Tang Sen, the alarm was lifted, and only then did he join the chat army: "So well-informed?"

"My primary school classmate's first grade classmate and the next-door monitor's cousin are good friends." Wanda asked after reporting his tortuous intelligence chain, "Again, Brother Chao, you really put Brother Yu's clothes on. Picked up?"

Xie Yu closed the pen cap, finally raised his head and stared at Wanda seriously: "What?"

The expression on Xie Yu's face couldn't tell whether he was a little unhappy or particularly unhappy, Wanda thought about it for a while, and felt that his crisis should not be that big: "I don't know what the original version was, anyway, spread it to me. , It's like this, the two of you are fighting fiercely in the toilet, your clothes are disheveled... In short, it's very exciting."

Rumors are such a thing, which can be passed around a hundred times, and something can be spread even if there is nothing.

Wanda finally asked again: "Really? Come on, let's get closer and say it secretly, I promise to keep my mouth shut."

Xie Yu leaned back, not in the mood to talk about it.

On the contrary, He Chao approached mysteriously: "Want to know?"

Wanda: "Think."

"Actually, we did more than that," He Chao said, "We also did some more drastic things..."

Wanda narrowed his eyes vulgarly, fascinated: "Oh?"

Taking advantage of Wanda's defense, He Zhao calmly rolled up a stack of student daily newspapers and smashed it on top of Wanda's head: "You! Damn it! Ah! I dare to chew on the base of my tongue! Did your brother give you the freedom recently? Fire?"

Wanda was stunned, covered her head, and looked at Xie Yu with tears in her eyes.

Xie Yu was really annoyed at first, but seeing the two of them making such a fuss, he felt that there was no need to worry about it.

"How can you do this," Xie Yu said half a sentence, Wanda nodded desperately, and almost wanted to shout 'You are my brother from today', but Xie Yu rolled up his English textbook and said the second half of the sentence Then, "... how do you use newspapers, newspapers are so light, you are playing with them?"

He Zhao laughed out loud after hearing this.

Looking at the thick volume of English books, Wanda turned and ran away, feeling particularly aggrieved: "You have changed, Brother Yu, you have changed..."

Noon lunch break.

Luo Wenqiang looked forward to the stars and the moon, and finally looked forward to the first official sports event of No. 2 Middle School. He took the registration form for next week's autumn sports meeting from Tang Sen's office, and returned to the class and shouted angrily: "Classmates - I want to announce an announcement. thing!"

Wanda and Liu Cunhao rushed ahead of him to imitate Lao Tang's speech, with a slow tone, like a six or seven points: "Autumn Games, Luo Wenqiang, please organize it... Let everyone sign up actively and show the vitality of our class."

Luo Wenqiang was robbed, and he was a little embarrassed on the stage: "Why are you two like this, grab my job."

The class was noisy.

Xie Yu was lying on the table and closed his eyes, staring at the phone all morning, his eyes were a little sore.

He Chao thought that the same table was sleeping, Xie Yu was lying on his stomach and felt something warm against his right ear, covering his ear, blocking Luo Wenqiang and the others' voices.

- It's He Chao's hand.

Then he heard He Chao "shush" at them: "I'm sleeping at the same table, you guys keep your voice down."

In fact, not only Xie Yu was lying on his stomach alone in the class, there were several girls in the front row also sleeping, and they all felt noisy, but they were too embarrassed to speak.

Xie Yu moved his fingers, trying to open his eyes, but in the end he kept his original posture and didn't move.

He wasn't sleepy at first, but he closed it... In the end, he really fell asleep.