It happened that there was a physical education class in the afternoon, so Luo Wenqiang said: "I'm sorry, I was too excited for a while, so let's talk about it in the physical education class. Those who are interested in participating can come to me at any time."
Xie Yu slept lightly and faintly heard someone talking, but he couldn't really hear it.
When class was about to start, Wu Zheng passed by their class and handed over the homework to the class representative. The class representative sent the homework all the way, and he flew very vigorously.
"Xie, Xie Yu..." The class representative recited his name silently, then raised his head and locked his target in an instant.
The next second, the exercise book smashed next to Xie Yu's head.
"… "
Xie Yu opened his eyes.
The class representative made a "sorry" gesture, Xie Yu didn't speak, didn't even read, and just shoved the exercise book into the drawer.
He Chao was sitting on the side with his head down and playing with his mobile phone. He was carrying headphones and the headphone cord was pulled out of his pocket.
The class representative sent it to He Chao and called out, "Brother Chao!"
He Zhao raised his hand quite cooperatively and prepared to 'catch the ball', and after receiving it, he said in English, "Wow, nice."
"Wake up?" After He Chao received the exercise book, he looked sideways at Xie Yu and asked again, "... Where's your homework?"
Xie Yu said, "What are you doing?"
He Chao went to Xie Yu's place and leaned over to Xie Yu, looking into the drawer of his desk: "I'll take a look."
Xie Yu didn't stop him, and didn't hit him on the head with anything. He reached out and took out the exercise book and patted it on his table: "Take it to pay your respects, and hurry up."
In the workbooks of the two of him and He Chao, there were not many big red ticks from the beginning to the end.
He Chao turned over the few questions he had left over last weekend, making sure that Xie Yu had not done any of them. He closed it contentedly, and put it back for him: "I'm relieved to see you."
Xie Yu was still lying on his stomach, half of his face was covered by his sleeves, only a pair of eyes were exposed, and all the heat he exhaled hit the fabric of his sleeves. Before kneading, be prepared to be scratched to death: "What is it?"
He Chao pointed to the line of writing on the blackboard. It was Wu Zheng's handwriting, which was upright and grand.
—Some two classmates with all the wrong homework, physical education class, office, see you around.
"… "
"While you were sleeping," He Chao still couldn't hold back, he reached out and rubbed a hand, "Life is like this, there are endless surprises."
Xie Yu didn't care much, and said "Oh". In fact, it is still very cold, from expression to voice, 365 degrees of coldness without dead ends. But He Chao felt that he was probably possessed, or maybe it was because Xie Yu's hair was too soft, he actually thought that the killer looked a little obedient when he just woke up.
He Chao said again, "Don't worry, you still have me."
Xie Yu "Oh" can't go on anymore.
This notice on the blackboard hung up for two whole classes. Although it used a proxy, everyone knew it well.
Wanda was about to move: "Gamble or not?"
Liu Cunhao: "Do you need to bet on this, so two, which two can it be?"
Xu Qingqing: "Can you still find a third person in our class who has all the wrong homework?"
Xie Yu glanced at He Chao's workbook, and found that the man copied the topic, and then left "solution" and "colon" on the left side extremely slickly, and then there was no more.
"Didn't you find someone to write for you?" Xie Yu put his book back in the drawer and asked casually, "Just do this for you?"
He Chao said, "I didn't find it. Thanks to you for reminding me, I found that no one in this world can write such handsome characters except myself. Look at my majestic writing style, this succession and transformation... "
Xie Yu interrupted mercilessly: "It's useless for you to brag about shit."
"Ding Lianghua, you run sprints and relays, okay? I heard about your heroic deeds, you are very explosive... Then girls, I don't know much about the situation on the girls' side. Sister Qing, please do me a favor and make statistics. Any girls want to participate?"
In physical education class, Luo Wenqiang and Liu Cunhao sat on the playground and formed a circle. Luo Wenqiang stuffed three pens in his trousers pocket and took out one for Xu Qingqing: "There are also group projects for the whole class, tug-of-war or something, this I'll take the time to talk to you about skills. Going to Brother Yu for a long distance run... Hey, where are they?"
Luo Wenqiang said that it was only until now that he discovered that the two long-distance runners he had appointed last week were gone.
Wanda: "You just found out that the two of them were called to the math teacher's office."
Liu Cunhao added: "These two long-distance runners did their homework all wrong."
Luo Wenqiang patted the back of his head: "Ah? I was so excited after being notified of the sports meeting that I didn't pay attention..."
Two long-distance runners are dying in the teacher's office.
"You two, take your homework, find a seat by yourself, and figure out when to go to physical education class." Wu Zheng finished speaking and continued to lower his head to approve the homework, "You guys are really good, but there is one thing I want to praise you. At least you don't copy your homework and stick to your bottom line."
He Chao said, "I have won awards."
Wu Zheng didn't expect He Chao to be so thick-skinned, the hand approving the homework paused: "Do you really think I'm complimenting you?!"
Xie Yu took over the homework, dragged He Chao away, and explained to his deskmate, "I didn't take any medicine when I went out today."
"I have to take some medicine," Wu Zheng said. "I'm very sick."
There were not many teachers left in the office. Lao Tang went to the next class to take a Chinese class. The seat was vacant, and it was not convenient for other teachers to sit there. The two of them sat on Lao Tang's side to write the questions.
I didn't notice that I came here several times before. Townsend raised several pots of small plants on the seat, and also posted their names on post-it notes, as well as precautions such as watering once a few days. The mind can be said to be very delicate. .
He Zhao raised his hand and pinched the corner of a post-it note in front of him, and read out the name of the pot of succulent: "...Xiao Cui?"
Xie Yu: "..."
"Is it so terrible for middle-aged people to have names? Isn't this breed Ji Yulu?" He Chao put the homework book under his elbow, and he didn't even bother to write any questions. "Anyway, he's also a language teacher, Xiao Cui?"
Xie Yu looked up and saw that there were many photos pressed under the glass plate on Tang Sen's desk. They were all the classes he took over the years. The dates started from a few years ago and were arranged neatly to the year before.
"What are you looking at?" He Chao asked.
Xie Yu wanted to say that he was looking for last year's graduation photo, but felt that it would be boring to say such words. In the end, he didn't say anything and continued to write the question.
There was a desk between the two, He Chao talked for a while, then sneaked a stool to get closer, moved closer, and finally stopped beside Xie Yu, he poked at the same table with a pen: "Just now Lao Wu said Did you understand that question?"
Xie Yu took the pen and asked, "What do you think?"
"I think I understand," He Chao said, "I really understand this time."
A few questions are not difficult, Wu Zheng tutored them one-on-two, from formula to steps, if it is not, it is really mentally retarded.
Fortunately, He Chao understood what He Chao said this time. He no longer thought he understood. He probably felt too eager to go to physical education class. His IQ was temporarily improved, and Xie Yu also relaxed a little bit about his requirements. The two of them spent almost half the class time trying to "understand" the topic.
"Come here, the sports committee, your long-distance runners are here," Wanda's sharp eyes saw He Chao and Xie Yu from a distance, "Our whole village, ah no, our whole class's hope has come. "
"What is the hope of the whole village?" He Zhao walked over and saw that all the second and third classes of high school were sitting on the playground, sitting neatly in a big circle, he also sat there, patted the plastic floor and said, "Old Xie ,sit."
"Long-distance running, three kilometers, no one in our class wants to run a long-distance running."
"Fill in," He Chao waved his hand, quite generous, "You can fill in the name of Brother Chao, whatever you want."
Wanda: "Cow batch."
Liu Cunhao: "Strong!"
After Luo Wenqiang asked, he looked at Xie Yu again, and Xie Yu said lukewarmly, "Whatever."
These two words are simply the softest words Luo Wenqiang has ever heard - from Xie Yu's mouth, he was so moved that he wanted to cry: "Okay, then I'll fill it in, you two will sign up for a long-distance run first, then another... I see. Look, push-ups, push-ups okay?"
The Games will be held for two days, which means that classes will be suspended for two days.
Although everyone did not love sports that much, they suspended classes for two days, which also aroused great interest.
"The next class seems to have ordered a uniform class uniform for the phalanx. Do we want to have a set as well?" Xu Qingqing is more concerned about the costumes, "You can lose momentum and not lose anything."
Wanda said, "There's a women's clothing boss in the next class, can we get one too?"
The topic is getting more and more crooked.
When the get out of class bell rang, they didn't discuss anything.
The classmates who returned the sports equipment went to the equipment room, and Luo Wenqiang was in charge of the inventory.
Wanda leaned over to He Chao and whispered, "Actually, when I mentioned the women's clothing boss, my first reaction was Brother Yu."
He Chao: "I can give you a ride if you want to die."
"No, it's mainly because of the appearance of Brother Yu, definitely not his mother, he is not a mother at all, very manly..." Wanda searched the thesaurus in his mind, but couldn't find any suitable words to describe it, "It is , Anyway, Sister Qing and I both think so, do you think Brother Yu will agree?"
"You're really going to die."
He Chao added: "And left this world at a speed you didn't expect."
Xu Qingqing was a bit unfortunate when she heard the news, but she was relieved after a pity, and thought of a new idea: "Since we can't be the most beautiful in our grade, we have to create the most eye-catching women's clothing boss, such as the King Kong Barbie. …”
Luo Wenqiang felt a gloomy wind blowing behind him.
Then countless pairs of eyes stared at him.
Xie Yu still didn't know the stalker of women's clothing. He went out to answer the phone, and when he came back, Luo Wenqiang was sitting in the classroom crying bitterly: "I don't want it, I refuse—why do you do this to me."
"Your muscles are very sexy," Wanda comforted him. "Believe in yourself."
He Chao kept laughing until he couldn't straighten his waist. He waved at Xie Yu, then leaned into his ear and said, "We are a sports committee, women's clothing, don't be afraid."
"A horror movie?"
He Chao said, "Yes."
As soon as he finished speaking, He Chao asked again, "Are you wearing a skirt?"
A string in Xie Yu's mind suddenly snapped.
His facial features are now open, but when he was a child, people thought he was a girl with short hair, and Zhou Dalei was one of the fools. Because of the word "little sister", the time for the two of them to establish friendship has been extended for several years, and it is difficult for them to go from seeing each other and fighting once to a roadside friendship.
Zhou Dalei was also very distressed.
Ms. Gu also did some nasty things when she was young. Her son was soft and waxy, cute and good-looking. She thought it was funny, and she coaxed him to wear a small skirt. There are still a few black historical photos at home that can't be erased. .
Wanda was still comforting the traumatized sports committee, when he heard a clatter at the back of the classroom, and looked up to see He Chao and Xie Yu twisted into a ball again for some reason, and the chairs turned over.
Liu Cunhao was amazed at the sight: "It's working again? I feel that there is something missing from the second and third classes of senior high school when they don't do it one day."
"Brother, I was wrong, I was wrong, okay?" He Chao admitted his mistake while coaxing, and while admitting his mistake, he poured some oil on the fire with his own hands, "But your reaction is not right, old Xie, did you really pass?"
Xie Yu spoke with his fists the whole time, but He Chao couldn't hold back, and he didn't dare to move him, so he leaned back, clutching his stomach and shouting, "...Ah, it hurts."
Given that this person had too many previous records, Xie Yu's first reaction was that this person was acting again, and it was quite exaggerated.
But Xie Yu didn't know why he still took two steps forward: "Where does it hurt?"
He Zhao didn't know what to say for a while. He changed three places in one second, and finally stopped his hand on his chest: "Here, there may be internal bleeding."
Bleeding inside the mouth, it's true.
Xie Yu reached out and touched the fabric: "Here?"
He Chao looked down at Xie Yu's hand on his chest, suddenly a little dazed: "Ah, yes."
Those strange and charming thoughts didn't last long until he saw Xie Yu move his wrist a few times: "Fuck, I really want to bleed from my insides..."