Fake Slackers

Chapter 4

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Gu Xuelan entered the room a few steps late, took off her shawl and handed it to the servant: "Is dinner ready?"

The servant took it: "It's ready according to your instructions. It's what Er Shao likes to eat. Do you want to use it now?"

Gu Xuelan's high heels stepped on the marble floor, and the chandelier was dazzling, reflecting on the ground, as if stepping on the light. She took two steps forward, then stopped, stepped back, turned a corner and walked in the opposite direction, and said, "Go upstairs and call him."

Xie Yu was soaking wet in the bathroom, water dripped down his hair from the top of his head, and the hot air kept hitting the glass doors around him.

The phone buzzed by the sink.

He closed his eyes and washed away the last bit of foam on his body. There were two knocks on the door, followed by the servant's cautious and restrained voice, which came in through the door: "Second Young Master, it's time for dinner."

"I have no appetite."

"This... but Madam has..."

Xie Yu opened his eyes and repeated: "I have no appetite, I can't eat it."

Ah Fang has only been at Zhong's house for two years, which is not a long time. She hadn't seen anyone when she came, but she had heard a lot of gossip about the Zhong family.

It was said that the original Mrs. Zhong committed suicide, and within a few years, Boss Zhong brought a woman back home. Gu Xuelan said these three words, no one knew, and when he came, he even brought a tow oil bottle, one big and one small. This woman sat on Mrs. Zhong's throne and sat firmly, no matter how much others laughed.

I feel sorry for the eldest young master of the Zhong family, who lost his mother and watched others enter the house like this.

When she returned to her life, she didn't know what to say. She stood by the dining table with her head lowered, and didn't say a word for a long time.

Gu Xuelan looked at her and knew everything. She picked up the chopsticks and wondered if she really didn't care as she said: "If you like to eat or not, when he's hungry... you go down first."

Xie Yu put on his clothes and his hair was still dripping. He wanted to see how the mysterious game was downloaded. When he picked it up, it was full of WeChat messages. Looking around, he couldn't find a progress bar for downloading the game.

A group chat called "Don't always fight and kill", push messages 99+.

[Prince Lei of BBQ Stall]: In my day, he'd better be acquainted, let me meet him again, and fight him every time he sees him.

[Lei Zi's father]: Good son! Have courage!

[Lei Zi's mother]: He couldn't get up after hitting him, and he was stinking for a few months. He really regarded himself as a big brother.

Zhou Dalei's family is really neat.

Xie Yu scrolled up, and the content was similar.

Although Brother Hu has been rectified together by everyone, now he has to be flogged in the group chat of the people in Heishui Street.

Heishui Street has been developing continuously over the years, people come and go, and many new residents have moved in. These people in the group are all neighbors in the old block more than ten years ago. There are dozens of people, and they are familiar with each other like a family.

Lei Zi used to complain to him a lot, but since this group came into existence, there was almost no privacy at all.

I skipped class and went to an Internet cafe. The Internet cafe owner grinned, "The world is as big as you have the courage. I appreciate that your courage is different from other children." High-definition close-up and Aite Lei's father and Lei's mother, and attached the text: Your son did not do well in class and ran out to play games!

Lei's father and Lei's mother immediately threw away the work on the stall, rushed into the Internet cafe, and chased Lei Zi to chop down three whole streets.

Xie Yu was wiping his hair with a towel when he was caught off guard.

[Prince Ray of BBQ Stall]: @XY, do you mean it? After thinking about it all night and sleeping through the night, I still think it's too cheap that stupid dick.

This has to involve him, the topic is endless. Xie Yu casually typed a few words.

[XY]: Don't get involved with me, I'm a good citizen.

[Prince Ray of BBQ Stall]:…

[Prince Lei of BBQ Stall]: What a face, why don't you think that you are a good citizen when you beat someone? !

The title of the king of hegemony was successfully installed.

Xie Yu was a little more interested in this question king, so he ended the topic neatly: I won't talk to you about the barbecue prince, and I went to play games.

There are obviously some differences in the two people's cognition of the word "game". Zhou Dalei also likes to play. Whether it is Lianliankan or League of Legends, he is quite fraternity and never picky eaters. He really has some talent in the game. He used to be able to show off in Blackwater Street because he was the strongest king who couldn't be beaten by others.

So the prince of the barbecue stall immediately regained his energy and asked Xie Yu for a private chat: What game, the new battle of the chicken king? Let's go dark together!

【XY】: No.

[XY]: Don't ask, you can't do it.

[XY]: You can't play.

Three indifference.

crit.

[Prince Lei of BBQ Stand]: Don't say no to a man, you say, you have the guts to say it, and the big brother will score you in the top ten in minutes.

Zhou Dalei put out the cigarette and prepared to face the battle between the men. As a result, he saw the game interface that Xie Yu had intercepted—if it could still be called a game, he suddenly felt as if he had been struck by lightning and was in a trance. In a trance, shaking his hands, he withdrew the cruel words he just released.

Then he pressed the voice key and turned back: "What the hell is this!"

Hell Olympiad, Huanggang Zhenti, Fantastic English, Encyclopedia of Physical Chemistry... Poisonous.

"Is this a game? Can this be a game? What misunderstanding do you have about the game?" Zhou Dalei was full of holes and tingling, and finally he could only ask from the bottom of his soul, "Is it fun?!"

[XY]: I don't know, it should be alright.

[Prince Ray of BBQ Stall]:…

There are no more than 400 players online in the entire area of Tiking for Hegemony.

After entering, there is a random test paper test, and after you get a certain amount of points, you can enter the second round: brush questions and one-on-one PK.

This game also has a small speaker function. There is a small box in the lower left corner, which scrolls the screen and promotes communication between players. But the content of this exchange...

The "top ten of the grade" said to the "English class representative": Come to Bibi calculus, I will definitely return this shame to you.

The "English class representative" said to the "top ten of the grade": because of the lack of Siting. Is it interesting? If you have this skill, why don't you memorize more English words? Your English, IMHO, you can't master the vocabulary of grade 8 at all. There is no future if your vocabulary is only limited to grade 4. You should reflect on it yourself.

"Beauty of Chinese Culture": What English to recite, when you are tired, come to the ocean of Chinese culture to recuperate, classical Chinese pk, custom, double experience, room 24008, etc.

"I love learning": Ask God to answer the thirteenth question in Volume B. Is zero or minus one the final solution? Is this function constraint given wrong

"Learning, learning, and learning are only in my life": I collected a set of limited edition "Sprinting for the college entrance examination - the most worthwhile mock test" at a high price to celebrate the 40th anniversary of the resumption of the college entrance examination. I went to all bookstores and couldn't buy it. I can’t even eat this set of test papers, and I lost 20 pounds. I feel very uncomfortable. The sprint college entrance examination series is my favorite test paper. How can I not start with the limited edition! ! !

Xie Yu happened to be the 399th registered player. This game is really cool. The system warmly welcomed him with a small broadcast for two minutes and eagerly looked forward to the future for this player. : Traveling in the ocean of knowledge, striving to build a beautiful new China, Tsinghua University and Peking University are beckoning to you.

Xie Yu went in and made a set of test papers.

The system is still scrolling: welcome [jsdhwdmaX] to join the big family of the title king!

At that time, these online players didn't know that this username was like a newcomer who rolled his face on the keyboard, and it would cause a bloody storm throughout the holiday.

Zhou Dalei also made a set of test questions. He didn't hit the south wall and didn't look back. In the answer area of each question, there were only two crooked dog-crawling fonts: No.

The results are obvious.

He clicked the submit button in the upper right corner, but was told that the score was too low to be eligible to enter the game lobby.

Zhou Dalei almost dropped his phone: Discrimination! Discrimination against poor students! How many games have you broken, Lao Tzu is the king of the e-sports world, and he won't even let me in the game hall? If you can't do it, you can't do it, what if you can't do it, at least I'm honest!

So Xie Yu finished the test and came out, and received more than a dozen WeChat messages from the barbecue prince.

-brute!

- How could it be solved? Is this a human problem

- Complain, I'm going to complain!

Xie Yu lightly tapped his finger on the screen a few times, and was about to click send after organizing the language, when he saw Zhou Dalei send another sentence: How many points are you

How many points

Xie Yu leaned back against the bed, sat on the carpet, and deleted the words that he just typed out bit by bit.

【XY】: Similar to you.

[XY]: Junk game, uninstalled.

With a cigarette in his mouth, Zhou Dalei squatted beside the box and thought about life. He wore an apron around his waist with the words "Fang Baolai Sunflower Oil" written in red art. At first glance, it was a big sale in the supermarket.

He is not bad looking, looks like Zhou Zheng, with a bit of a ruffian, but a little darker. Squatting now is more like a hooligan.

Zhou's mother passed by with a plate in her hand. Seeing him like this, she got angry and kicked up directly. Zhou Dalei's buttocks were firmly kicked: "What are you doing squatting! The mutton is roasted?"

"Go right away. Go right away."

Zhou Dalei stood up quickly, he took two steps out, didn't know what to think, then turned back and said, "Wait a minute, Mom, I'll ask you something."

Zhou's mother is good-hearted: "I don't know, I have no money, I have loved."

"Can you be serious? I want to ask you that. Do you remember when Xie Yu was in junior high school, Xie Yu did very well, and he also participated in math competitions on behalf of our street and won the prize. And when he was a child, he played Rubik's cube, he would not I can roll my eyes, but it's awesome..."

Zhou's mother put the dirty dishes in the pool: "what's the matter, your mother and I also got perfect marks in the exams when I was a child, but later they were not the same. People still have long-term disabilities, such as you, look. Look at you now."

Zhou Dalei tried to grasp the looming thought in his mind: "No-Mom, I really don't think so... And what's wrong with me now, I think I'm pretty handsome."

"Handsome ass, let me get the messy colors on your head first." Zhou Ma educated me, "Nowadays children are playful and smart, it depends on how much they put in their studies. Let's just say that Applejack on the next street, his grades were a mess before, and after he was discharged from the hospital, he made more than 100 progress in the mock exam. I thought that you probably also need a car accident to clear your mind and know how to play games all day long... "

"… "

"Twenty skewers of mutton, right? I'll go right away."

The author has something to say: He Chao: Excuse me, when can I come out to pick up my daughter-in-law