The stalk of women's clothing bosses is probably beyond the reach. Liu Cunhao and the others secretly used the public computer to search for skirts during class while Lao Tang was not paying attention: "How about this, lace suspenders princess style, a little noble in romance.
Wanda: "Let's choose this maid outfit, this one is good, this one is good, it looks very tempting."
Luo Wenqiang has no love for him: "..."
"The one above, slide up." After arguing with Xie Yu and the two of them, He Chao bent down, raised the chair with one hand, and joined in the fun and said, "It's not this one, go up again."
"Which one?" Liu Cunhao looked up for a long time, but didn't see anything he liked, and the more he turned, the more unclear he was, "Brother Chao, did you read it wrong?"
Next, He Chao showed the class his level of women's clothing without reservation: "Counting from top to bottom, the third one, this is good."
On the screen is a long skirt with a red and green dog feces contrasting color and a peony pattern.
"Why do you all look at me like this?" He Chao sat on his seat, looked at the projector, and then looked at his tablemate, "What do you think, isn't this one bad?"
Liu Cunhao and the others were completely deterred by this earthy skirt and He Chao's textbook-like aesthetics, and a thousand words were choked in their throats.
Xie Yu said, "Don't you have any points in your heart?"
He Chao: "I think it's okay. If this is in the game, it will definitely get a high score."
"RMB players have no say."
"You believe me."
"To shut up."
"Look at this color, how gorgeous..."
"Beautiful?" Xie Yu sneered sharply, "Square dancing auntie's taste is 8 streets away from you."
As soon as Xie Yu finished speaking, Wanda applauded, "Well said, incisive."
Liu Cunhao: "Praise for Brother Yu."
He Chao: "… "
After being harassed by He Chao, Luo Wenqiang's mood was up and down. With the comparison, he suddenly felt that the romantic princess dresses and maid uniforms in front of him were not so unacceptable.
So Luo Wenqiang buried his hand in the palm of his hand and reluctantly said, "Just, just the one just now."
"Brother Chao, high!"
Wanda was obviously thinking too much. After thinking about it, he thought that He Chao had deliberately found the ugliest physical stimulation. He gave He Chao a thumbs up, and said sincerely, "It's still your routine."
"Acceptance," He Chao was at a loss, but he was quite skilled at answering the conversation. When he finished, he leaned into Xie Yu's ear and whispered, "Why is he complimenting me?"
Xie Yu reached out and pushed his head away, not really wanting to talk.
In the last class, everyone packed their schoolbags early to go home, and the students on duty cleaned the blackboard in advance.
The resident students were more concerned about what to eat for dinner. He Zhao started to fiddle with his mobile phone from the last class, and even sneaked out to make a phone call while Lao Wu was not paying attention.
Jinbang Restaurant recently launched the service of delivering meals to school, and sent text messages to inform the majority of customers.
After He Chao ordered the order, he asked, "Where to send it? Which door?"
Shen Jie was covered in cigarette smoke and came out of the toilet coughing. He was spraying freshener on his body to suppress the smell of smoke. When he turned his head, he saw Brother Chao with one hand in his pocket, standing at the corner of the stairs. , with his back against the wall.
"Brother Chao, what are you doing?" Shen Jie walked over while spraying.
He Chao glanced at him sideways, didn't respond, thought for a while, and said to the phone again, "Let's add more fish", and after that, he took the phone away, and then looked directly at Shen Jie: "The last time you What's the name of the fish on the Golden List?"
Shen Jie: "Ah? What kind of fish, the plate that was turned over on the ground? Steamed sea bass, what's wrong?"
"It's nothing," He Chao signed up the name of the dish, and then said, "Children like it."
Shen Jie shook his hand: "... My day."
When the school bell rang, the food delivery man just called.
He Chao went downstairs to get the meal. There was basically no one in the classroom. The resident went to the cafeteria to eat, and only the students on duty were left to clean up.
The class was very deserted.
Xie Yubai sat bored and didn't know what medicine He Chao sold in the gourd. As he approached the end of get out of class, he told him, "You are right here, don't move around." Xie Yu kicked him before he finished speaking.
In the last math class, Lao Wu mentioned the new question types in the monthly exam papers of key schools, but did not go into details.
Xie Yu was also idle when he was idle. He wrote the problem-solving steps in the memo on his mobile phone, and took out a piece of paper, ready to write a draft.
He only has one pen—after months of test baptism, he found that in the poor student gathering place, basically everyone lacked stationery, either no eraser or no 2B pencil, and some even didn’t even have a fountain pen for answering questions.
A group of people put together everything, you help me, I help you, and there are many people who are holding the replacement core to write the test paper.
Xie Yu's pen probably accidentally dropped a few times, and it couldn't get any ink while writing. He simply threw it away and went to He Chao's desk to find a pen for it.
In order to cover for playing games in class, He Chao's desk was in a mess, with various textbooks piled up together.
Xie Yu flipped through the pages for a while, but he didn't find the pen. He found a strange piece of paper in the math book. Long Feifengwu didn't know what was written. He went to work with a bag of things in his hand: "Pack up, take away all the books on the table, there is no place for dinner."
Xie Yu stuffed the paper back.
Four or five dishes, each in a disposable lunch box, and two boxes of rice.
Xie Yu looked at the fish and felt very familiar: "Golden List?"
He Chao took off his chopsticks and picked out the shredded green onion on the perch, and then pushed the fish to the same table: "Ah, I took it over the wall, and said it was to deliver meals to the school, so it's a goddamn count across the wall. To school."
Xie Yu knew that she chose what to eat, and Ms. Gu would usually be more careful when cooking, but this time, He Chao didn't step on his thunder.
He vaguely remembered the last time He Chao asked him what his taboos were. Could it be that this idiot kept memorizing it
"Eat, what are you doing," He Chao said, "waiting for me to feed you? It's not impossible, you call me brother, I'm a good talker."
Xie Yu was about to take the chopsticks apart: "Are you courting death?"
After eating, Wanda came in from outside the corridor with milk tea and humming a song. He smelled something while still at the door, and walked in to take a look: "You two are too much, the food in the cafeteria has faded out today, and it's still too much. It's the leftovers from noon... You guys are nourishing."
He Chao took the last two mouthfuls of food and said, "You're not too moisturizing, where did you buy the milk tea? Is it delicious?"
"The Fudan milk tea at the door," Wanda said, "it's okay, but you can't drink pearls in the bubble tea."
Xie Yu asked, "Then you still buy it."
Wanda: "To be honest, Fudan is my dream."
"… "
This week, everyone's mind is on the sports meeting.
Xu Qingqing chose a sweater for the class uniform, which is generally more practical and can be worn on a regular basis. Luo Wenqiang wore that elegant and noble princess dress, and held a sign at the front when walking the square.
Physical education teachers also give everyone free time to practice and are also responsible for guidance.
"Who in our class signed up for push-ups?" Just after pointing out the shot put players, the teacher came over again with a whistle, "Who has push-ups? Didn't you sign up for eight? Come out and show your strength."
He Chao, Xie Yu and others came out.
"It doesn't mean that how many you have done is counted as a few. The referee is looking at whether your movements are not standard. Last year's sports meeting, wow, that row of players did a good job. It's a competition to see who can do it faster. If you come up, you will be the fastest. Well, let me tell you, the slowest one wins."
The physical education teacher asked them to stand on the ground, and then went from the top of the row to the bottom of the row. Before they started counting, some boys couldn't hold back and fell down.
The first one fell, and then, like dominoes, three or four fell.
He Chao didn't feel anything, he could hold on for a long time, but seeing that everyone next to him was sitting on the ground, then holding on looked a bit silly, so he also sat down with Xie Yu.
The physical education teacher stopped and said, "...You guys are a little weak this year. You can't do anything like this. Do you still want to achieve good results in the sports meeting?!"
Xie Yu originally planned to skip the gym class and go back to the dormitory to read, but Luo Wenqiang took the whole class to prepare for the sports meeting.
Eight push-up players are sitting on the ground in the gym, surrounded by several pairs of junior high school students playing badminton.
The ball flew all over the gym, up and down.
"How many can you make?" He Chao asked.
Xie Yu watched the badminton player on the opposite side run a few steps forward, then jumped up to catch the ball, and said casually, "I don't know, I haven't counted."
"Wait a minute Bibi?"
The physical education teacher didn't give them a chance to compete. He showed his housekeeping skills and said that he could raise their push-up level to an unprecedented level in just one class.
"I want to," Wanda raised her hand, "Coach, I want to learn."
The physical education teacher smiled and said meaningfully: "Let's start then."
Xie Yu had a bad premonition.
Two minutes later, his hunch came true.
The badminton in the gym is no longer flying around, and there are "wow" sounds all around.
The physical education teacher squatted on the side and said, "Single-numbered students, lie down. Even-numbered students, let's start. I will count and do one, and take a break when it reaches fifty."
Xie Yu lay under He Chao, and slowly and complexly choked out a word: "...Fuck."
He Chao rested his hands on the outside of Xie Yu's arms. He supported his upper body with the strength of his arms. He was separated from Xie Yu by a certain distance. He was constantly adjusting his posture. Whoever invented this is talented, no wonder it is unprecedentedly high."
Wanda wanted to cry without tears, and said to the brother above, "Come on, if this doesn't hold up, something will happen."
The brother above was also very flustered: "I will try my best."
After they adjusted, the physical education teacher blew the first whistle: "One!"
He Zhao pressed down, and the further down he went, the closer he got to Xie Yu. Even if he deliberately controlled it, his body still barely touched him. Through a thin layer of cloth, his body temperature seemed to penetrate It was passed from the other side through the cloth, and the sound of the heartbeat and the heat from breathing lightly were all entangled together.
He Zhao could still laugh at this magical push-up just now, but now he can't laugh at all.
The two inevitably could only look at each other's face, and it was a magnified version - each other's eyes, the bridge of the nose, the eyelashes, and even every nuanced expression on the face could be seen clearly.
It turned out that Xie Yu had a very small mole under the end of his eye.
He Chao suddenly couldn't take it anymore. He didn't know who was the first to turn away his face, and this ended the long exchange of glances.
He moved his fingers and found that his palms were sweating.