Fake Slackers

Chapter 51

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Xie Yu often called him a fool, a brain-dead, and all kinds of offensive words. The only one who could be called a brother was a "saucy brother", but it didn't sound like a good word.

Therefore, when Xie Yu said "Brother Chao", his tone was flat, with no ups and downs, but He Chao was stunned for a while.

I could barely hold the chopsticks in my hand.

When he reacted, the last piece of corn had been grabbed by Luo Wenqiang's hand.

Luo Wenqiang stepped on the chair with one foot, his whole person was very heroic, and he tried his best to eat, so he simply gave up his chopsticks and started directly: "Hahahahahaha, brother Chao, admit defeat!"

Xu Qingqing said, "Sports Committee, I really didn't expect you to be this kind of person."

Liu Cunhao also shook his head: "I didn't expect it... You would do anything to eat. Tell me you really only didn't eat dinner last night. You probably didn't eat all day yesterday, right?"

Luo Wenqiang bit the corn brand and defended himself: "It's not impossible, I just eat a lot."

He Chao cleared his throat and was about to say what to call my brother.

Hearing Xie Yu say, "I don't like to eat corn buns."

"It happened that I didn't grab it," He Chao said, "Then which one do you want to eat?"

Xie Yu pointed to the steaming Sanxian soup opposite.

The dinner table was already in a mess, there were even a few shrimps piled on the plate of green vegetables, and there was a small piece of pork ribs that flew out of the plate.

He Zhao stared at this mess, and said in his heart, don't talk about a bowl of soup, let Lao Tzu do anything!

He Zhao stretched out his hand to turn the dinner plate. After half a circle, an idea suddenly popped up. He paused and said casually, "Want to eat? Just call again if you want to eat."

After He Chao finished speaking, he felt that this little bastard was definitely not that good. Maybe he will kick him directly, and if he is in a hurry, he can even roll up his sleeves and give him three words very coldly: "Get out."

But the little bastard called out again without any burden: "Brother Chao."

"… "

He Zhao noticed that his throat tightened.

Almost everyone he knew called him Chao Ge.

But these two words came out of Xie Yu's mouth, which was different from others.

With a cry, my heart collapsed.

His mind was very confused, and finally a thousand words were gathered into one sentence: I'm f*cking this too foul.

Xie Yu's mind was also confused.

He stared at the bowl of soup for a long time, and finally stirred it with a spoon.

In fact, I don't dislike eating corn buns, and I don't really want to drink Sanxian soup.

Then... what do you want to do

Is it simply, I don't know which nerve has been touched, and I want to call him

"Would you like some more wine?" Liu Cunhao asked.

Luo Wenqiang said while eating: "Go on, go on! Just now was not enough to stuff your teeth."

This group of people rarely come out, no one is in charge, they are all like little adults, ordering food and ordering wine. Especially when it comes to drinking, there is an inexplicable plot. It seems that when you drink, the usual rules and regulations disappear all of a sudden.

He Chao and Liu Cunhao just blew a few bottles.

Xie Yu also drank a little, but he didn't dare to drink too much, he seemed to be drinking a little too much.

Liu Cunhao decided that the service of this hotel was very thoughtful. When the birthday cake was pushed up, the lights in the private room were automatically turned off. Xie Yu was still drinking soup, and suddenly the surroundings became dark.

Someone shouted: "Power outage?"

The next second, the private room door was pushed open by the waiter. On the dining car was a large cake with seventeen candles inserted. The candles emitted a faint light and swayed with the wind brought by the dining car moving forward.

I don't know who started to sing the happy birthday song first, and then everyone started to sing in unison: "Happy birthday to you~"

Xie Yu also sang a couple of lines along, but Wanda and the others covered his voice. He Chao was close, but he could vaguely hear a few syllables.

It sounds pretty good.

After singing, everyone applauded and shouted, "Make a wish! Blow out the candles!"

Liu Cunhao closed his eyes and made a wish, and then blew the candle. Before he could blow it down, others joined in the fun to help blow it together. After blowing, Luo Wenqiang happily said, "Cut the cake!"

Liu Cunhao hurt him with a smile: "Aren't you fucking full yet? You know what to eat. How do you usually live in the school cafeteria?"

"I'll make do with it," said Luo Wenqiang, "...what else can I do if I eat two meals a day."

Everyone laughed and made a scene, and then each was given a piece of chocolate cake.

Wanda sneakily grabbed some cream from the small half of the cake left in the dining car, went around behind Liu Cunhao, raised the cream in his hand, and winked at them.

Everyone understands.

Liu Cunhao was unpacking the gift, and it was obviously his shameless begging for it, but the moment he opened it, he still showed an unwitting surprise: "Wow, my God, isn't this the gift I've always wanted! My dear Da, you You know me so well…”

Before he finished speaking, his dear Da directly wiped the cream on his face.

Wanda took the lead.

The team of the cake-smearing game is getting bigger and bigger, and the last group of people is chasing after me in the private room.

Before Xie Yu had eaten a few bites of the cake, He Chao withdrew from the scuffle. He didn't have enough fun. Seeing the child sitting alone, he walked over, patted Xie Yu on the shoulder, and looked up while Xie Yu looked back. His kung fu, smeared the cream on his face.

Xie Yu: "..."

"Old Xie, there's no way out," He Chao said, "the cream that should be applied still has to be applied."

Then Liu Cunhao and the others watched as the two gangsters in their class with outstanding combat effectiveness started fighting again.

But this time it's a cream fight.

Xie Yu held a large handful of cream in his hand and greeted He Chao's head: "Are you fucking—are you having fun, is Gao happy?"

Although Xu Qingqing is respected by everyone as Brother Qing, she is a girl after all. Basically, she is the only one who wipes others' share. When she was tired, she stopped to rest for a while, then she took out her mobile phone and took a photo with a smile: "Hey - Shall we take a photo together, I count three, two, one and everyone calls Eggplant."

He Chao had a natural desire to express himself in front of the camera, even if his face and hair were all smeared, he still hooked Xie Yu's neck and wanted to pose: "Eggplant! Old Xie, look at the camera. "

Xie Yu obviously didn't want to cooperate: "Watch your ass."

Xu Qingqing didn't care whether they were ready or not. Anyway, she was ready and pressed the shutter with a "click".

The monitor's seventeenth birthday.

Everyone's face was smeared, especially Liu Cunhao himself, only two eyes were left exposed.

There is also the last row, one black and one white two boys.

Xu Qingqing suddenly thought, that's great.

After reading so many youth books, although my daily life is not so vigorous, ordinary days, I worry about exams every day, I light up at night and write homework until midnight... But it's so good.

After eating and the cake was all gone, Xie Yu took a few napkins to wipe his face, but found that it was sticky and sticky and could not be wiped clean.

He Chao suggested going to the toilet to wash, for fear that the toilet would be crowded later, and the two of them slipped out through the back door.

"You're too cruel," He Chao put his head under the faucet and said while washing, "Where else?"

Xie Yu washed quickly, and got a little on his cheeks and nose. After washing, he began to wash his hands carefully, looked sideways, and said, "The back of the neck."

He Chao lowered his head and touched it with his backhand: "Here?"

"No," Xie Yu said, "a little bit further down."

He Zhao didn't touch it for a long time, and he was a little tired from bending over. He put his hands on the edge of the pool and said casually, "Are you kidding me?"

Xie Yu stretched out his hand—his hand was still wet with water, and it was coldly pressed against He Chao's neck: "This."

He Chao: "… "

Liu Cunhao and the others wiped it with a paper towel for a long time and found that it was really not clean, and their hind feet also came.

Seeing He Chao and Xie Yu in the bathroom, and both of them looked weird, he couldn't help but ask curiously, "What are you two doing?"

Xie Yu didn't speak, gave up his seat and walked out of the bathroom.

He Zhao blinked, water dripping from his hair hung on his eyelashes, he raised his hand and wiped his face: "It's nothing, that... After you've washed it, let's wash it."

Liu Cunhao didn't have time to think about it, because Wanda and Luo Wenqiang had already rushed over to grab the two vacancies. He said sadly, "You two, can you take care of my birthday star?"

Luo Wenqiang shook his head, his mouth hehe, and his head probed into the pool, but it was perfectly staggered from the water flow.

Wanda wasn't much better. He looked at the mirror and began to twist his waist: "Sound, music."

Liu Cunhao found something wrong: "You guys don't know, are you drunk?"

It was a good idea to sing K, but in the end I had to give up because there were a few alcoholics in the team.

"Rat, you and Ding Ding will carry the sports committee back," He Chao said while supporting Wanda, "Lao Xie and I are in charge of this, and we will take him back to school directly."

Wanda's footsteps were vain, and when he heard the words "back to school", he said goodbye to the monitor with his last reason: "Happy birthday, consumption, rat."

Liu Cunhao supported Luo Wenqiang, struggling a little: "I thank you, so let's go... I'll go, why are these two people so bad at drinking."

"It doesn't matter if you have a poor alcohol intake," Xie Yu said. "It's quite energetic to yell at yourself at the dinner table without being drunk."

He Chao also said: "These two people don't know their true strength at all."

The wine is also called bottle by bottle.

What is this drink in my mouth, I don't feel it at all, I must be the legendary thousand cups without getting drunk! Come! Go on!

I took a taxi, but luckily Wanda's wine wasn't that bad, and I didn't make a fuss about dancing anymore, so I fell asleep when I got in the car.

"Master, go to Liyang No. 2 Middle School."

"Second High School, so good." The driver looked at the route and concentrated on driving.

Speechless all the way.

He Chao's alcohol intake was okay, but he drank a little bit with Liu Cunhao today. Now that he is quiet, he feels a little hot all over.

Stomach is also burning.

He wanted to open the window to get some air, but turned his head and saw that the child beside him was also asleep.

Xie Yu's hand was right next to him—the hand that was dipped in water just now and touched his neck. It was also the first day of registration for the freshman, and he grabbed the hand that asked about "black nail polish".

The scenery outside the window whizzed past.

He Chao felt the emotion that he had been desperately pressing down all day. At this time, because of these seemingly insignificant details, it suddenly burst out.

As Shen Jie said, it's going to explode.

Xie Yu had a headache, and it was even more uncomfortable after the bumpy ride in the car. He closed his eyes and planned to slow down, his mind was very clear. But slowly, his hand was suddenly grabbed.

This time, however, it was different.

The boy's knuckles were stiff and a little awkward. He Zhao held it carefully, as if he didn't want to disturb him, but he couldn't help but exert force. And the amazingly hot temperature on his hands, and even his heartbeat was passed on little by little.

Xie Yu felt as if he was on fire too.