Fake Slackers

Chapter 53

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After Xie Yu finished speaking, He Chao did not speak for a long time.

This fool probably didn't expect that he could still stand here with all fours and fours. He usually plays so much with a person, but now he is like a mute, so he pressed him against the door and stared at him.

He didn't know that He Chao was thinking in his heart at this moment, Damn, the fireworks have been blown up a few times, why haven't they finished.

Xie Yu's wrist was still in his hand, and he couldn't help struggling: "Have you seen enough?"

"… "

"No."

He Zhao finally recovered after hearing Xie Yu's voice, the corners of his mouth couldn't help but rise little by little, he finally laughed and repeated, "I haven't seen enough."

When Xie Yu said "You provoke me first", what I wanted to follow was: If you just think it's fresh and fun, I don't have time to play with you.

He wasn't sure what He Chao's liking was, so he habitually protected himself, almost passively wanting a result.

He even thought that He Chao would step back.

But He Chao did not.

He said he was very serious and wanted to fall in love with him.

Xie Yu felt that he had been infected by He Chao, and the corners of his mouth began to rise, and he couldn't hold back any pressure.

He Chao didn't stop him, but after he took two steps out, He Chao called him from behind: "Thank you."

Xie Yu opened the door, turned around and leaned against the door, looking up at him.

Before He Chao was finished, he called again.

Xie Yu was a little annoyed by his calling, and wanted to say "You're a soul".

He Chao was standing opposite the door—the black coat on his body, the zipper was only half-zipped, and he was very angry. Only then did Xie Yu realize that this man was quietly wearing earrings today.

He Chao said, "It's nothing, get familiar with your boyfriend's name."

This sentence seemed familiar, and I felt like I had heard it somewhere. Before Xie Yu could remember it, He Chao said, "Take care of me in the future, boyfriend."

He remembered.

It was the first day of school, and He Zhao was sitting in the back row. He called him this way, and said to him in a particularly sloppy manner: Get familiar with the name of the new tablemate... I'll take care of you in the future, tablemate.

Now these two words came out of He Chao's mouth again, from "same table" to "boyfriend".

It's a wonderful feeling.

It seems to have gone around in a circle and ended up here.

After He Chao finished speaking, the two stood at the door looking at each other for a long time.

It feels a bit like a young couple calling and saying 'good night, I'm hanging up', but no one takes the initiative to hang up, just listen to the other person's quiet breathing.

"Go in," He Chao said, "Go to bed early."

Xie Yu turned around and entered the room, closing the door.

Xie Yu took a shower after returning to the dormitory. After washing, he did a few sets of test papers. He thought that he would not be able to concentrate, but after he counted it on the scratch paper with a pen, he found that it was fine.

After picking a few questions, he turned the pages of the test paper, and when he had roughly finished brushing the subjects, he looked up from the sea of questions and found that it was almost eleven o'clock.

When I closed my eyes and was about to go to sleep, I felt very clearly... my heartbeat that had not yet calmed down.

Before falling asleep, the last thought that came to Xie Yu's mind was: Fuck, I'm in a puppy love.

The next day, Director Jiang's morning broadcast program was on time, never late, and never absent. He used his voice to wake up the vitality of all the dormitory students: "Classmates, today is a new day, are you happy? "

As soon as Director Jiang spoke, someone was already mourning under the quilt: "Ah—God—"

"Inhumane-"

"Why should life treat me this weak and helpless child like this?"

Director Jiang, who knew nothing about the tragic situation in the dormitory building, was still intoxicated with his motivational speeches.

"The mid-term exam is approaching. Are you a little excited? This is not only an exam, but also a day for you to reap the fruits of victory. Get up now... Get up! Students who want to get high marks!"

Xie Yu endured it for a while, but he couldn't bear it any longer. He stretched out his hand from the quilt and touched the side. He couldn't touch the earplugs for a long time, and then retracted his hand.

The hallway started to get lively.

In this lively scene, there were several "Brother Chao". He Chao greeted him in a circle, walked to the opposite door, raised his hand and knocked: "Old Xie, are you awake yet?"

What responded to him was the alarm clock that Xie Yu smashed with his backhand, hit the door panel, bounced back, and rolled twice on the ground.

He Chao: "… "

Someone on the side saw it, mainly because this scene was staged almost every day, and what was even more bizarre was that He Chao was not angry. He squatted at the door with a particularly good temper. He couldn't help but leaned in and asked, "Brother Chao, this... Xie Yu in the west building is so angry every day?"

"Yeah," He Zhao smiled, "It's cute."

Before leaving, the man repeatedly wondered if he had heard it wrong. What Brother Chao said should be terrible? Or does he simply not understand what cuteness is

About two minutes later, Xie Yu got up and opened the door for He Chao.

He Chao didn't sleep all night. After Xie Yu went back last night, he first deleted the "ahh" in the signature, and after deleting it, he didn't know what to fill in, so he typed a string of "ah" again.

Then open your eyes until two or three o'clock.

His mind is full of: Xie Yu is his, his child.

He Chao fell on the bed as soon as he entered the door. Xie Yu leaned against the door and watched, wondering what was wrong with this man. He had a bed and couldn't sleep, so he had to come over and take him: "Didn't sleep last night?"

"I slept after three o'clock," He Chao half opened his eyes and asked again, "Are you still asleep?"

Xie Yu said, "The bed is already occupied by you, how can I sleep?"

"Boyfriend," He Zhao moved inside to make room, "come up."

Xie Yu bent down to pick up the alarm clock, and smashed it at He Chao again.

In the broadcast, Director Jiang continued to speak: "Waking up early is a particularly good habit. Take me personally, I like to get up at 5:30 and breathe the air outside the window. At this time, you will find that life is so beautiful."

"… "

Before opening the door, Xie Yu hesitated for a while. This relationship has just been confirmed, but it hasn't recovered yet - in this brand new relationship, this person, this idiot, is no one else from today.

Something has changed, but it doesn't seem to have changed.

He doesn't know how other people talk about love. Zhou Dalei's few paragraphs of negative teaching-style love are not counted.

I also thought that I might be uncomfortable, strange, or awkward, but when this person appeared, I lost all thoughts.

It is rare for He Chao, a household who has been late for ten thousand years, not to be late.

In the first Chinese class in the morning, Tang Sen offered praise and hoped that He Chao would keep up the good work, and then criticized Wanda by name: "What's the matter with you, why are you late today?"

Wanda drank too much alcohol yesterday and woke up in the morning with a headache and still had a headache. He really couldn't get up, but he definitely couldn't say that he was hangover. Chao was late for all the nonsense, and finally he said: "It's such a teacher, this morning, Shen Jie from Class 8 fell ill again."

He Chao: "… "

Xie Yu: "..."

All the insiders who attended the birthday party yesterday: "… "

And Shen Jie from Class 8 who was not present: "..."

"His, that disease," Wanda forgot what the disease was, the ghost remembered the disease with such a long name, and got stuck halfway through, "that stomach..."

He Zhao reminded later: "Chronic non-atrophic gastritis."

Wanda nodded again and again: "Yes, yes, this is it."

Tang Sen trusts his students very much, especially Wanda's usual performance is very good, and he has never had a late record before this, but Shen Jie, this disease has indeed been repeated many times, so he said: "You are doing very well, look When a classmate needs help, you have to go to help, but speaking of it, the little classmate in class 8 really has to pay attention to his body, why is he sent to the infirmary every three days..."

With cold sweat on Wanda's forehead, he sat down without any risk.

Liu Cunhao and the others buried their heads in their arms and laughed wildly.

When Tang Sen left, they laughed straight and laughed more and more. "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Class 8 Shen Jie, Niu Pi ah Wanda, you are really naughty."

Liu Cunhao wiped the tears from his laughter: "What do you think?"

Wanda said, "I was thinking about Brother Chao, and wanted to imitate his routine."

He Chao couldn't help laughing: "Then you can't just copy it directly, why don't you say help the old grandma to cross the road if you are so capable. Fortunately, the old Tang people are stupid, if it were a mad dog, your dad might be on his way to beat you now. "

Wanda touched his head: "Is it so scary? It's okay."

"What a shit," Xie Yu said, "Shen Jie is already on his way to beat you."

Wanda: "… "

After Xie Yu finished speaking, Liu Cunhao and the others burst into laughter again.

"By the way, do you know what happened when you and the sports committee were drunk yesterday?" Xu Qingqing smiled and remembered this, "It's the first time I've seen someone go crazy with alcohol. It's too exaggerated."

After Wanda woke up, she didn't remember anything, and she just shook her head when she asked her roommate. Of course, what he didn't know was that when he was delirious, his prophecy of "internal self-selling" had come true: "What am I? I should be fine."

Xie Yu didn't want to speak.

He Chao didn't want to mention more, he just said, "You are too confident in yourself."

During the break, Shen Jie really came, stood at the window for a few minutes, and shouted at the top of his voice, "Wanda, you are doing well, do you know that I just came out of the toilet and met your class's old Tang, and he told me to take good care of my body. , I thought I had a terminal illness without knowing it."

After Shen Jie finished shouting, he habitually looked at his brother's position, and found that he and the ruthless killer were gathered together and didn't know what to say. It was an ordinary picture, but he felt that something was not right.

He stared at it, and finally found that something was not right... Where did he touch his brother's hand!