Fake Slackers

Chapter 57

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There are really many similar related questions and answers, Xie Yu found a relatively recent time and clicked in.

The question time was three days ago.

The person who asked the question first went a few streets away and praised his boyfriend, which was almost unpersonal, and then cut to the point: However, his grades were not very good, and he was the second to last in the test every time, what's the matter? How can he correct his learning attitude

Popular answer: Would you like to set a small goal first? For example, how many points to improve in grades, or what kind of school you plan to go to.

The user who asked the question replied: It doesn't have to be too good, Tsinghua University and Peking University will do.

"… "

The word "second to last" made Xie Yu's brows twitch, and he vaguely felt that the tone of the questioner was a little familiar.

He didn't think much about it, and he flipped through it again, and came up with a bunch of "what to do if the child doesn't like to study", all the parents in it were very anxious, and finally the chatting turned into a parents' party.

- where did you go to high school

- State-owned enterprises, alas, there is a lot of competition now, and life is not easy.

"It's dinner," Gu Xuelan brought out the last dish from the kitchen, unbuttoned her apron and said, "Put your phone aside, don't hold it all day..."

Xie Yu pressed the power button, and the screen went dark immediately: "Got it."

Four dishes and one soup are all home-cooked dishes.

Zhong Guofei would go home to eat every day if he got off work on time. It seemed that he was entertaining today, and there were only two of him and Ms. Gu at the table.

Xie Yu had eaten a lot of every dish, and had planned to put down his chopsticks and go upstairs when he saw Gu Xuelan sitting across from him and staring at him.

"Why do you only eat so much?" Ms. Gu always felt that her son had eaten less. "Are you full, and then drink a bowl of soup?"

Probably every parent raises their children as pigs.

Xie Yu filled another bowl of tomato and egg soup, and when he was almost finished, he said, "Mom, I'll go to Aunt Mei's place tomorrow."

Gu Xuelan paused while holding the spoon, and finally said nothing: "Then pay attention to safety, don't cause trouble, and come back early."

Gu Xuelan didn't like that he always ran to Heishui Street.

In her opinion, she had no choice but to live in such an environment, and she just met some good people. But after all, the concept is different. The way Lei Ma and Aunt Mei communicate with each other is that you scold me and I scold you, and the two sometimes squat at the street and smoke a cigarette.

She also thought that after moving out, one or two years, two or three years, the relationship between them and Heishui Street would be far away.

But Xie Yu, a child who doesn't seem to care about anything and doesn't talk much, is a long-term lover.

In the evening, Xie Yu searched for a while, what should I do if I don't like to study. I searched the entire Internet, but I couldn't find any good way to stimulate the enthusiasm for learning. Try it, there are even counterfeit drugs.

—Magic Wisdom Capsule! High-tech new products, improve intelligence, develop left and right brains, easily improve performance, no need for car accidents or lightning strikes, a course of treatment for 30 days!

Xie Yu stared at it for a while, then thought about He Chao's results, and actually wanted to place an order.

Xie Yu scrolled down, wanting to see what ingredients this smart capsule had. Before he could understand it, He Chao's call came.

When he answered the call, he accidentally pressed the speakerphone, and He Zhao's sentence "Little boy, what are you doing?" was released.

Xie Yuxin said that he was hesitating whether to buy you a course of treatment to eat.

"Nothing," Xie Yu asked shortly after taking a shower, his hair was still a little wet, and the matter of the wisdom capsule must not be mentioned, so he asked, "How about you?"

He Chao said, "I'm thinking of you."

The boy's tone had a serious and stern voice in Xie Yu's ear twice.

Then in the next second, He Chao's emotional intelligence, which was suddenly rising, suddenly fell, because He Chao said again: "This is the standard answer, you should remember it."

"..." I remember a fart.

In fact, He Chao had endured it for a long time, and as soon as Xie Yu left, he wanted to call someone. Endured until this point, I thought that even if the Xie Yu family needed to eat supper, they should have finished it by this time.

He Chao thought of the stepbrother who was holding the script of the overbearing prince, and said, "Did that mentally retarded bully our children?"

"He's not here," Xie Yu was stunned before he realized who He Chao was referring to, and when he said the word bullying, he could not tell who was bullying whom. "He can't beat me either."

Zhong Jie hasn't gotten anything from him for so many years, and he can't even fight, and he can't even fight.

The two chatted with each other.

"By the way, old Xie, you blocked the class?"

"No, I'll watch it occasionally."

"I thought you let the academic committee force you to leave. The mathematical formula he put on his head yesterday, n=c·v, I recited it after a day of shaking."

"… "

What's the use of memorizing it, it's a chemical formula.

When the time comes to write such a sentence on the math test paper, expect to get a formula score

Xie Yu felt powerless: "Then you are amazing."

The private group in Class 3 had been secretly disbanded long ago. Ever since they found out that the school bully didn't beat people and the teachers were very reasonable, I felt that there was no need to create a small group anymore. It seemed disjointed.

Moreover, their class teacher is the kind of old people who go to bed early at night and can't control them at all.

Nightlife is only for young people.

The third class group has always been very lively. The school committee changes their group notes into various formulas every day, and does not forget to force them some knowledge points when chatting and entertaining.

Every time Wanda popped up, it immediately turned into a gossip conference, moving a small bench and eating melon seeds.

The classmates in the class are more lifelike. On the weekends, when Xu Qingqing has to go shopping with her mother, she will hold a lot of things in her arms and stand in front of the clothing store to express her grievances in the class: Me! Hate! shop!

At this time, Liu Cunhao and the others will comfort her: none of us men like to go shopping, you really deserve to be my brother Qing.

Xie Yu didn't know what to say. Due to his physique as a topic terminator, he rarely spoke in the "Don't Fight Killing" group chat.

Obviously there was nothing to talk about, but the two of them still talked late into the night, and He Chao was very suitable for telling jokes, and when he said something trivial, it became very interesting.

Until Xie Yu got a little sleepy.

The sky was already dark, and only the phone screen was lit in the room, emitting fluorescent light.

He Zhao listened to the children's voice getting weaker and weaker. Occasionally, the two sentences were monosyllabic words, and the ending was a little soft, which sounded unexpectedly well-behaved. He Chao couldn't help but lower his voice: "Are you asleep?"

The other side didn't respond.

But across the phone, I could still feel my breath entwined.

He Chao was a little reluctant to hang up.

Very satisfied, but not very satisfied.

"I found out recently," He Chao whispered even though he knew that Xie Yu couldn't hear him, "...Like you seems addictive."

Xie Yu didn't have so much greasy and crooked thoughts, and he didn't know if he was thinking about it every day and had dreams at night, but at night he had a particularly bizarre dream.

He dreamed that He Chao went to drive an excavator after the college entrance examination.

nightmare.

It took a long time for me to wake up and I didn't recover.

Xie Yu got up and washed his face, but couldn't help but said to the mirror, "Fuck me."

There was no one on the early bus, so Xie Yu put two earphones in his ears and planned to sleep in the car for a while.

The bus is very bumpy, especially when turning and braking hard.

Xie Yu didn't fall asleep for a long time, for fear that when he closed his eyes, He Chao was sitting in the excavator and smiling at him again. Then he opened his eyes and saw the constant flow of traffic outside the window, and the most common stalls on the side of the road were small stalls selling breakfast.

After getting off at the station, he lowered his head and sent Zhou Dalei a message: Have you had breakfast yet.

- No, let's meet directly at Wang Ma's place later

- Get me five meat buns first, I'll be there in a minute.

At first, Wang Ma set up a stall in the street to sell breakfast. Later, after saving some savings, she simply set up a small shop. The children who grew up in this area are used to eating for so many years. I really miss it.

Xie Yu found a place to sit down, waited for a while, and urged Zhou Dalei to hurry over. The news had just been sent, and when he raised his head, a bowl of hot beancurd was already placed in front of him.

"You child, I'll be watching you from afar," Wang Ma put down the bean curd, her hands still wet, and rubbed the apron around her waist, "The buns are still steaming, they'll be ready soon, eat this pad first. ."

"Wang Ma," the surrounding environment can't be said to be good, the ground is full of potholes and concrete floors, the store is too small, and the tables can't be placed outside, so Xie Yu smiled and said, "I haven't ordered yet."

Wang Ma shouted, "I don't know what you and Lei Zai are eating? I can serve it to you with my eyes closed."

While talking, Da Lei stepped on his slippers and fell into a daze. He grabbed his hair and walked to the door of the store. He stretched out another palm and gestured: "Wang Ma, five."

Aunt Mei was still busy with Guangzhou and trade, so she didn't have time until almost noon. Xie Yu was playing games in the Dalei room in the morning, with a red and white machine, and an old-fashioned TV that had never been thrown away: "Why do you still keep this thing? "

"It's nostalgic," Zhou Dalei said, "and most importantly, it's not broken! I find this quality incredible."

Xie Yu chatted and recalled a nostalgic past: "When you were a child—your mother bought you that stuff, did you eat it, is it useful?"

Zhou Dalei was puzzled: "what is it?"

Xie Yu said: "The one that improves memory and develops intelligence."

For the sake of Zhou Dalei's academic performance, Lei Ma used crooked magic and forced him to drink talisman paper, but unfortunately it was useless in the end.

For a while, there was a promotion on TV, saying that it was a magical child health care product that changed life and fate, and let the child win at the starting line. After half an hour of the extended version of the advertisement, Lei Ma immediately called the order hotline and carried it with hope for two. Big box back.

Zhou Dalei remembered: "Oh, that, look at me, does it seem useful?"

Xie Yu: "..."

Xie Yuxin said: Yes, am I a fool

The author has something to say: Xie Yu: I was worried and couldn't sleep.