Fake Slackers

Chapter 68

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Email subject: Sprint for the college entrance examination, get rid of low scores.

He Zhao put down his pen; glanced at the sender, he didn't know the sender, the new number was low-level, not a friend.

His first reaction was spam.

When school started, He Chao left his own number on the phone number of the parents.

Those training classes don’t know where they got the student information. They can receive several harassing text messages every now and then. After all kinds of exams, large and small, these advertisements are bombarded wildly: Parents of classmates He Chao, you. Well, we are the XXX college entrance examination sprint class, we already know about your child's grades in school, and sincerely recommend our 80-day improvement class to you, one-on-one guidance from famous teachers…

There are often various educational and training institutions at the entrance of the second middle school to hand out small leaflets, and they also pull people to do surveys every three to five.

He met Xie Yu once before when he and Xie Yu went out to dinner.

Several people held their watches, stood at the intersection and looked around. When they saw people coming out of the corner restaurant, they went up to them: "Hello, classmate, can you..."

Xie Yu opened his mouth and gave him two words: "I can't."

"… "

Those few people were stunned for a while, and it was estimated that they had never encountered such a thing before.

When they recovered, they still refused to give up and tried to say, "That's it, we are... "

"I don't want to know," Xie Yu said, "can you let me in? I'm in the way."

He Chao wanted to laugh when he thought of this, and thought to himself, his children should be the type of salesman who has the most trouble.

Don't even give others a chance to speak.

Extremely cold.

Clicking in with the feeling of watching a junk advertisement, He Chao found that this was not the same as the 80-day improvement class he imagined.

- It's really an e-mail for learning materials.

The one without an ad.

There are several sections divided by subjects, all of which are important test sites. The content of the entire document is quite concise, the thinking is clear, and there is no nonsense in the whole article.

He Chao glanced roughly, but didn't see any problems, but it seemed like it was a foundation for poor students.

To sum up, this is a pretty perfect explanation of the basics.

Xie Yu briefly sorted out the main points of each subject for He Chao all night, and was about to go to bed. Just as his head hit the pillow, the class became noisy again.

The phone rang several times by the bedside.

[He Chao]: @V=s*h, Academic Committee, what are you doing

[V=s*h ]: I am reciting English words.

[Luo Wenqiang]: Academic Committee, this point, are you still fighting

[V=s*h]: It’s still early, do you guys go to bed so early? I can’t sleep, and the more I look at it, the more energetic I am.

[Luo Wenqiang]: Okay, no need to go on. The cattle batch is still your cattle batch.

[He Chao]: No, I mean what are you doing emailing me in the middle of the night.

Xue Xisheng had no idea what was going on.

[V=s*h]: What mail

[He Chao]: Learning materials.

[V=s*h]:

[He Chao]: What do you mean by sending a question mark, not you

A mysterious study material made the second and third grades of high school feel like they had been beaten with blood. These people stayed up in the middle of the night and had their brains wide open. They were thinking about the screenshots taken by He Chao.

[Liu Cunhao]: Could it be Old Wu

[Xu Qingqing]: Impossible, Old Wu doesn't need to open a trumpet account, can he just send it and it's over.

[Liu Cunhao]: Or ask directly? @wuzheng teacher

Excluding the school committee and the math teacher, I can't think of anyone else in the class who would do this.

[Wanda]: So, could this be the case...

In the end, they came up with an infatuated girl who had a crush on He Chao for many years, but could not ask for it.

[Xu Qingqing]: This is definitely the case, and from this information, it can be seen that this girl has good academic performance and strong logic. For example, the explanation of this example is well-organized.

[Wanda]: Yes, yes, the love that is usually accumulated in my heart finally spewed out in this night of fermenting thoughts!

[He Chao]: Ah, is that so

"..." Xie Yu was lying on the bed, pressing his forehead with one hand. He didn't know whether he was scolding He Chao or scolding himself. He opened his mouth and said three words, "You idiot."

After being analyzed by Xu Qingqing and the others, this twisted and bizarre secret love story is really like that.

Xie Yu's information has not been sorted out yet, and the basic part is only sent out today. Although I am a little speechless about the excess imagination of the third class, I still have to continue sorting it.

The example questions and knowledge points in the basic version are not enough at all, and they are still far from the level of the college entrance examination.

The next day, Xie Yu got up and sorted out another one.

According to the previous document, it is still those sections, but some very typical trap questions have been sorted out, and various test methods for a knowledge point are listed separately.

"Why stay in the room all day," Ms. Gu knocked on the door near noon, "Come down to eat."

After Ms. Gu finished shouting, Xie Yu typed on the keyboard and said, "Got it."

Gu Xuelan sighed: "I know, I know, I don't think you can understand it at all."

Ms. Gu talked for a while through the door. After Xie Yu saved the document, she opened her mailbox and sent it to He Chao using the penguin trumpet from yesterday.

[Sent successfully].

While eating, Gu Xuelan still didn't let go of the topic just now: "What are you doing in the room?"

Xie Yu put chopsticks of pork ribs into Gu Xuelan's bowl, and said casually, "Learn."

"You don't do this."

Xie Yu finished clipping the ribs, then clipped chopsticks and vegetables for himself, and didn't speak any more.

This child does this every time. Although he doesn't study very much, he especially likes to use his studies to make excuses.

He said that he didn't come back on weekends, he had to stay in school and concentrate on reviewing. As a result, he was the second-to-last for the whole grade in the monthly exam review, and he didn't know what he reviewed in the end.

Gu Xuelan thought about it, and said it was okay. If we continue to talk about this topic, the food will not be delicious.

After Xie Yu finished eating, he went upstairs and was about to exit the penguin trumpet when he accidentally saw a small red dot sign on the mailbox.

Xie Yu clicked in, it was a new email.

The subject of the email is six words: don't love me, no result.

The sender, He Chao.

"… "

Not to mention the content of the email, it's all "I already have a partner".

- I have a very good relationship with my partner.

-This classmate, although I don't know who you are, I hope you understand that it is impossible between me and you.

- You know what I mean.

It seems that what Xu Qingqing and the others said yesterday, this person really listened to every word.

Xie Yu sat in front of the computer, facing the rejection letter for a long time, not knowing what to do.

"Fuck," Xie Yu moved his fingers, closed the page, and said to himself, "...I'm your partner."

He Chao was usually so annoyed that Xie Yu wanted to blacklist him, but this weekend it stopped for a while.

After dinner, Xie Yu accompanied Ms. Gu to take a walk in the nearby park for a while. She didn't have much to talk about, so she casually mentioned something about the class. Ms. Gu was quite happy to hear it.

It was already after 1 o'clock in the afternoon when I received a call from He Chao.

"It took me a long time to call you," He Zhao's voice was a little mixed, and it should be outside, "I'm afraid you didn't get up."

As soon as Xie Yu entered the room, he leaned against the door and said, "What kind of species do you think I am, I need to sleep until now."

"pig?"

"You're a fucking pig."

"Okay," He Chao said, "I'm a pig."

The two chatted for a while, and Xie Yu vaguely heard someone from He Chao say: "... Sixty-eight yuan, cash or Alipay?"

He Zhao was talking on the phone with his mobile phone, but he couldn't scan the code. He touched his pocket and said, "Cash, let's grab a bag by the way. Thank you."

Xie Yu waited for him to pay before asking, "Are you outside?"

"Well," He Chao stood in the bookstore, and there were two "Complete Interpretation of High School Textbooks" on the counter. He spent most of the day shopping around the after-school tutoring books that he had carefully selected for his boyfriend, and said vaguely, "... Come out and buy something."

Xie Yu thought that He Chao mostly bought food at convenience stores and other places. There were relatively few students staying in the second middle school on weekends, and the cafeteria only opened a small window for them. There were not many dishes, and the taste must not be comparable to the ones at home. .

Those who stay in school either choose to go out to eat, or buy some instant noodles and snacks to cope with it.

The clerk found change, packed the book and handed it to him.

He Zhao pushed the door open with the plastic bag in his hand, looked down and saw the red string on his wrist, and asked Xie Yu, "Are you still wearing your bracelet?"

Xie Yu also glanced down. The red rope was still hanging on his wrist, and the red bean with the letter Z engraved on it was right on the raised joint: "Wear it, what are you doing."

"Don't do anything, just ask."

Although the two are not together now, it is very strange that they are suddenly very close to each other along the red line.

It even felt like the other person was breathing the same air.

Two weekends passed quickly, and it was Monday again.

After waiting for the bus back to school, Xie Yu looked at the time. It was just when the bell rang when Jingzhong served the country. Thinking of this, he thought of Director Jiang's non-stop inspirational broadcast every morning, and every morning, everywhere in the dormitory building. howling sound.

Xie Yu thought for a while and made a call to He Chao.

"are you awake."

"Can you fall asleep?" He Chao was woken up by the radio, his voice was hoarse, he sat up and asked, "Are you in the car? What time do you arrive?"

When Xie Yu went out, Ms. Gu shoved a can of milk into his hand and told him to drink it in the car to supplement his nutrition. The milk was hot, he said, biting on the straw, "...for half an hour."

Xie Yu's voice was rather vague, and the ending sound lacked strength and seemed a little soft.

He Chao asked, "What do you eat?"

Xie Yu: "Drink milk."

"… "

Feeling that these two words sounded very strange, Xie Yu added: "Milk."

As a result, He Chao gave a "fuck me" from the opposite side.

Xie Yu: "Are you sick?"

He Chao: "Does Chenbo count as a disease?"

Boys are prone to have certain physiological reactions in the morning. He Chao also made up his mind about the child's obedient drinking of milk, and found himself guilty.

When Xie Yu arrived at the classroom, He Chao hadn't come yet.

Wanda and the others had already arrived, and they gathered together to copy the homework. They didn't dare to leave any questions they didn't know, and they had to copy a few steps. When Xie Yu came in, he raised his head and greeted him, "Brother Yu, it's so early... Where's Brother Chao? "

Xie Yu said as he walked back row: "He, take a shower."

Wanda: "Is it time to take a shower?"

Xie Yu wanted to say something more, but when he walked to the desk and saw the two "Complete Interpretation of High School Textbooks" placed in the center of his desk, he was silent: "..."

What the hell is this