It's too hard to beat.
Listen to this sound of reason.
The two teams immediately fought each other, and the fight was inexorable. Zhou Dalei could not wait to take off his shirt and go shirtless to burn the energy of his whole body, to let them know the end of his anger: "Grab me Ziwu, grab me Ziwu, I'll let you Grab my Ziwu!"
"I didn't rob, can this be called robbing? If you're not as skilled, you're willing to give in. Fuck your mother, don't slap your face!"
In a scuffle—
Xie Yu watched helplessly as the masked boy who had provoked the dispute just now and looked like an old-fashioned aura was paddling calmly inside, and left the battlefield as he paddled. His paddling skills were quite superb. He was found to have slipped away without a sound.
When he walked out of the melee, he even raised his hand to straighten his hair.
Very focused on image.
"… "
In the summer, this person is wearing long-sleeved trousers and a mask on his face, so he can't see his facial features clearly.
He obviously wanted to go under the shade of the tree, and looked around, only the place where Xie Yu was standing had no sun, so Xie Yu soon had another person beside him.
The mask is quite tall, half a head taller than Xie Yu.
He and Xie Yu stood side by side to watch the battle, and then unhurriedly took out a lollipop from his pocket, pink, strawberry-flavored. He peeled off the sugar coating three or two times. The temperature was too high, and the sugar had melted. Xie Yu could smell a sweet and greasy smell in the air.
Then the man pulled off his mask, the black fabric was loosely wrapped around his chin, and he ate a lollipop for a while. He was impatient with the candy, and after holding it for a while, he crunched it with his teeth. When he was looking for a place to throw the trash, he would With hindsight, I realized that the person standing beside him might also be a player from the opposite camp who came to ask for Ziwu.
Xie Yu held back for a while and said, "What are you looking at?"
He secretly stared at someone and was told directly. The person didn't feel any discomfort. He pulled the mask back on without changing his face. His fingers were hooked on the edge of the fabric. The black fabric and his fingers were in stark contrast. Bai: "You're from their side too?"
Xie Yu said, "So what if it is."
The mask thought for a while, and said, "Friend, have you tried two tricks?"
The battle on the other side was tragic. To be honest, Xie Yu felt quite ashamed and didn't really want to do it: "My friend, I advise you to cherish your life."
The mask folded the cuffs up in half, revealing a thin wrist: "It's a coincidence, I like to court death."
After two rounds, Xie Yu had to admit that this man was surprisingly good.
The posture of fighting is extremely neat, done in one go, fast, ruthless, and accurate. If you accidentally touch it, it can hurt the bones along the skin.
Xie Yu has been crawling around in the crowd since he was a child. He was beaten a lot when he was a child. After the age of ten, he was basically the only one who beat others, and he rarely felt the feeling of being suppressed.
But it was only a moment's effort. After Xie Yu stumbled over the mask, the battlefield between the two turned to the ground. The mask slowed down for a while before securing Xie Yu's arm. He wanted to get up from Xie Yu's body, but suddenly, Xie Yu lifted his knee and pressed it against his stomach.
"Wait a minute—" said the mask, "do you know what the surface temperature is today?"
Although the high temperature red warning these days, there are people doing poached egg experiments on the ground every day.
Xie Yu wants to say that you are not so delicate as a big man, right
Just when Xie Yu was shaking, the mask directly pressed him and turned over. The two people's positions were instantly switched, and the mask raised his eyebrows - his eye sockets were deep, the distance between his eyebrows was narrow, and his eyes were deep.
He got very close, put one hand on Xie Yu's neck, and said, "It's warm, you can feel it."
"I feel your uncle."
The two failed to fight on the ground a few times.
Xie Yu felt that his body suddenly became lighter, and when he looked again, the mask quickly climbed up from him, patted the ashes on his clothes and trousers, then reached out to him and pulled him up, his mouth suddenly started talking nonsense. Language: "... My friend, why are you so careless? You can fall on flat ground. Be careful when you walk. How can I rest assured that you will be alone in the park?"
Xie Yu really couldn't understand this operation: "Are you an idiot?"
The mask said, "You're an idiot."
After talking about the mask, he shouted at the opposite side: "Hold your hands - don't fight, the note is here."
It was only at this moment that Xie Yu faintly heard the sound of a police car, and then he saw across the road, five or six heavily armed police officers got out of the car one by one, and across the road, they pointed to the front and shouted, "Squat down! Hold your head! Don't move! Gather the crowd to fight! The courage is very fat, ah!"
The two of them were a little far away from the battlefield where the crowd was fighting, and the masks responded quickly. Before the police got out of the car, they pulled Xie Yu to stand up. The police did not expect that there would be two people under the tree who were taking advantage of the cool and singled out. fish.
The mask was placed on Xie Yu's shoulder, and the two of them looked like a pair of good brothers visiting the park at 10:30 in the morning: "No thanks, my ears are better. In this way, let's make a confession, what do you think? What kind of identity do you want? I've already thought about it for myself, I'm just an innocent person who went for a walk in the park to digest it after eating too much breakfast."
Xie Yu said indifferently, "I'm too lazy to care about you."
Face mask:"… "
Xie Yu said again, "Are you afraid of the police when you come out to fight?"
"It's not that I'm afraid," the mask shrugged and said indifferently, "I just feel troublesome."
Originally, the two of them should have been lucky enough to watch the police force over a dozen people to leave, but people are not as good as heaven.
One of the buddies with poor psychological quality collapsed. He looked left and right, but he couldn't find his elder brother. He turned his head and saw that the elder brother was standing under the tree, so he panicked and shouted like a chicken looking for a chicken mother. Aloud: "—Brother Chao!"
"… "
He Chao really felt ten thousand words of national scolding in his heart.
Xie Yu: "Brother Zhao? You?"
He Chao said, "I said I wasn't, would you believe me?"
Xie Yu broke away He Chao's hand on his shoulder, and the drama of brotherly love ended. He immediately turned his face and didn't recognize anyone: "You should ask the police if you believe it or not."
Of course the police don't believe it.
It is better to kill by mistake than to let it go, in short, catch it back first.
The police stood in front of the two of them, looking at this and then at that, not quite sure which "Brother Chao" was for a while: "Brother Zhao? Who is it?"
He Chao took the initiative to claim his name for walking in the rivers and lakes: "I, it's me. The surname is He Mingchao, Zhuo Yuechao."
Before Xie Yu could save himself and distance himself from them, he heard the man next to him who had just pulled him off the ground and wanted to share a confession with him and said to the police, "Uncle police officer, he is the target of my fight. "
Xie Yu: "..." I really thank you.
"Take them away together, and bring them all back to me!"
in the police station.
There were too many of them. Seventeen or eight people lined up to walk in. It was a long line like walking on a red carpet. After reaching the designated place, the people were divided into two rows, squatting face to face and holding their heads, especially like the one on TV. criminals.
Zhou Dalei still felt a little fresh, and pressed Xie Yu with his elbow: "Old Xie, do you think we are drug dealers now, this treatment - I've only seen it on TV, thinking about the police comrades in Heishui Town, it's really kind , at least a stool to sit on."
Xie Yu: "Do you still want to sit on a stool? Just think about it."
He Chao squatted across from Xie Yu, couldn't hold back, and laughed.
The policeman sitting in the middle of the conference table knocked on the table: "What are you doing, thinking you came in for a tea party? And you, why are you laughing, why are you still wearing this stuff on your face, you know it's a shame. , picked it up for me."
He Chao cooperatively took off his mask: "No, I am allergic to ultraviolet rays."
"Then you are also very hardworking, and you even come out to fight."
He Chao said: "There is no way, for the tribe. In fact, I am a peace lover, and I don't like fighting."
Zhou Dalei nudged Xie Yu with his elbow again, holding back again and again, but he really couldn't hold back: "Fuck me, handsome."
Xie Yu: "Zhou Dalei, do you think it's appropriate for you to squat in a bureau and commit nympho to a man?"
He Chao heard it, and replied in a good mood, "Brother, you are pretty handsome too."
Zhou Dalei laughed, thinking that this buddy was a little interesting: "Hey, are you mixed race? You look a bit foreign."
Although the man in front of him was squatting, his aura remained undiminished. The hairstyle is neat and neat, most of the forehead is exposed, the bridge of the nose is high, the eyes are long and narrow, and the double eyelid is deep. When looking at others, those eyes seem to be able to speak, unfathomable, dangerous and scattered.
"I have mixed blood from eight countries. My ancestors were mixed in Europe for three generations, and later developed into Southeast Asia. My father is Arab, and my mother is French." Seeing the expression on Zhou Dalei's face becoming more and more adoring, He Chao paused and said incredulously. , "...You believe this too? I'm Chinese, purebred, not mixed."
Seeing that the two were about to build a friendship beyond hatred, the police finally got to the point and killed this friendship in the cradle: "Who of you will tell me, what the hell is going on? Why are you fighting?"
Zhou Dalei immediately jumped up: "Because they robbed me! My Ziwu, that's my courage and belief!"
The police motioned him to stop: "Zi Wu? Still robbing things?"
Xie Yu had a headache listening to it, and he felt a little ashamed of what he said next.
Sure enough, I just heard Zhou Dalei say seriously: "It's a treasure knife that Pangu used when he created the world. It has 999+ defense value and attack power. With it, I can rule the world and sell it for money. The most important thing is to sell it. money."
"We didn't steal," the other group of people said unhappily, "how can this be called stealing, that Pangu Divine Sword fell to the ground without writing its name."
The police suspect that they have caught a group of mentally ill people.
In order to restore the most real motive for the fight and gain a deeper understanding of the ins and outs of the incident, several police officers downloaded the online game "Genesis".
This ins and outs is ridiculous.
They said it was a crowd fight, and no one was injured, and when the police arrived, they had already stopped, and they didn't see any hot scene.
"Who owns the Pangu Divine Sword?"
Someone raised their hand: "I, here I am."
The police have sentencing standards in their hearts: "You log on to your account."
"Go on, in my backpack, it's the purple one, umm..."
Then the police took over the mouse, and in the right-click properties, clicked [Discard].
"I want to tell you that in the face of a harmonious society, the Pangu sword is nothing at all." The police officer turned around with justice and said in a eloquent voice to a group of "criminal teenagers" who wanted to cry without tears, "No matter how precious it is. , can it be worth more than the peace of the motherland?"
Zhou Dalei: "...!?"
Xie Yu: "..."
He Chao: "… "