The symbol of the king, the "Pangu Divine Knife", was abandoned at the foot of the Wild Boar Mountain in this way.
Zhou Dalei felt that his heart was stabbed with a sword, and it was still the kind of piercing, commonly known as piercing the heart.
A group of Internet-addicted teenagers who were addicted to games almost rushed to grab the policeman's uncle's mouse, but their remaining rationality was still pulling them: No, it's not suitable, they can't fight, don't court death. Do not hold back.
The police pointed to the computer screen again, where a wild boar was scurrying around next to the radiant Pangu sword: "It's just a virtual prop, I don't object to your teenagers playing games, but it must be played properly and with the correct value. Concept. We continue to talk about returning to a harmonious society, a harmonious society…”
After half an hour of ideological education, their minds were filled with the words "Harmonious Society", and they turned around in circles in their minds.
Xie Yu was tired from squatting, and while no one was paying attention, he sat down directly on the ground.
Zhou Dalei caught this subtle movement out of the corner of his eye: "Old Xie, you are lazy."
Xie Yu patted the ground beside him and said, "You sit too."
"..." Zhou Dalei hesitated for two seconds, then persuaded, "I don't dare, I'm afraid he will let me log in to my game account and then throw away all the other equipment I've worked so hard for. My weak mind can't bear this. blow."
Xie Yu: "Promise."
When the education was almost finished, the policeman wanted to check his educational achievements. He coughed twice in front of him and cleared his throat, and then loudly asked with the attitude of a military training instructor: "Let me ask you a question, and everyone should answer, what is a harmonious society? "
No one could answer.
I just listened to a lot of Harmonious Society, and I didn't say that I should focus on preparing for the test. Where can I remember it, it would be good to listen to it while squatting.
"Yes Yes Yes… ?"
The word "yes" was read one after another, in cadence, and full of emotion, but no one continued to say it for a long time.
The police glanced at the group of people a few times, and then asked someone to answer in person, "Where's the pacifist just now, do you know?"
He Zhao was a little sleepy when he heard it, his eyes narrowed, he looked up after his name was called, "Me?"
The policeman said, "Just you, you answer."
He Chao didn't even know what the title was, and when he looked around, no one had any plans to remind him. After thinking about it, he replied, "I choose C."
"… "
Because of He Chao's answer, everyone's review words increased from 2,000 words to 3,000 words.
The environment in which the review was written was particularly bad. No desk was given, and the solution was done on the spot. Xie Yu put the paper on his knees, pressing a little harder, and the tip of the pen made a hole in the paper.
After writing a few lines and tying one, Xie Yu finally frowned impatiently when he wrote the second page: "Fuck."
"Don't be impatient, my friend, calm down." He Chao was opposite Xie Yu, and the posture of writing the review was very clear. That's it, there are often so many problems that you can't imagine, but we can overcome... fuck! Get over a dick, is this paper so fragile, it will crack without pulling it."
Xie Yu raised his eyes and saw that the A4 paper that He Chao was pressing with his hand was torn apart, and the content on it made people wonder if he had learned Chinese. Judging by the posture, he could not wait to write a single line. Connect with a stylus.
He Chao took out a piece of paper and put it on the ground again, and a little brother next to him was also convinced by his "good character". How can you write so fast, what is this all about?"
He Chao said, "Isn't he handsome?"
Xie Yu: "It's rare that you have this confidence."
Zhou Dalei wrote boringly, so he also came over to chat: "Hey, this handsome turned over the brothers, I heard that you are their boss?"
He Chao stopped and raised his head. His neckline was wide open, and there was a red rope in his neck. Following the momentum, he pulled a piece of jade and drew it out. The jade pendant has a simple shape, in the shape of a round safety buckle: "Boss? Not really, I know each other in Internet cafes, and occasionally play games together."
Now that Ziwu has also been thrown away, everyone is not acquainted with each other, and they are sitting here sharing weal and woe. It can be called fate, but Zhou Dalei couldn't help but ask: "You also have a share in robbing Ziwu?"
"I'm not that busy, I've had enough to eat, and I've been staying at the hidden boss resurrection point for three days," He Chao added, "but buddy, I'm really sorry, I really came up with the idea, it was just a joke at the time, I didn't expect them to be so persistent."
Hearing those people say they wanted the Pangu Divine Sword but couldn't beat the hidden boss, he said casually: Go grab it.
Unexpectedly, it really gave them new ideas.
Zhou Dalei didn't quite understand: "—then you came out to provoke before the fight."
He Chao said: "Since you guys are going to fight, then fight hard, right? First of all, your atmosphere is not right. I'll come out and adjust it, my friend, I really don't have any other intentions."
Zhou Dalei: "..." Why does this sound so strange.
Xie Yu: "Thank you very much then."
He Chao: "You're welcome."
It was almost evening when the review was handed in. Because some people were writing very slowly, they had to submit all the reviews before they could leave, so the ones who finished first were waiting on the sidelines.
"A mere 3,000 words can knock you down, but it's still not a man," He Chao tried to point him at first, but later he admitted that this person is not a child to teach, "I can't write a review, I'm wrong, I'm deeply impressed. Recognize the mistake, I promise not to make it again next time, and then look to your future - write, I say you write."
Xie Yu stood beside him with cold eyes and watched. After someone else wrote 3,000 words, this person wrote the beginning. He didn't talk as much as He Chao, and just one sentence made the man almost cry: "Tell me, have you really finished the nine-year compulsory education?"
"… "
"Everything is all there?" The policeman received the call again and went out to deal with some matters. He held the thick stack of review books, flipped through it at random, and said, "Okay, that's it. You are a first-time offender, and the organization has decided to give you a chance to rehabilitate. I hope this kind of thing will not happen again in the future. Whether you are a minor or not, you must take responsibility for your actions."
Everyone said in a loud voice, "Yes, yes, thank you, Uncle Police."
"Not next time."
"We must always keep in mind the four core elements and eight basic points of a harmonious society."
"In this way, you stand in two rows as you did when you came," the policeman said.
Zhou Dalei pondered, is this asking everyone to go out neatly together? It really is a place that pays attention to order.
Xie Yu and He Chao stood facing each other according to their original positions - this man put on his mask again at some point, only showing his eyes outside.
After everyone stood up, the police threw down a heavy message and blew them to pieces: "Our police station pursues love education, and based on the principle of love, we will take some targeted measures against you children who fight. For example, shaking hands with each other, hugging each other, saying I love you my friend, so that you can truly understand the meaning of the words "harmonious society". Children, the world is beautiful and the world is full of love."
Xie Yu: "..."
He Chao: "… "
Zhou Dalei: "...?!" The police in this area are too perverted, aren't they
Seven in the evening.
Xie Yu sat in the Lanzhou Ramen Noodle Shop, looking at his phone while waiting for Zhou Dalei to eat the second ramen.
"I really, I don't dare to fight in this jurisdiction anymore," Zhou Dalei peeled off the onion and garlic with chopsticks, picked up the noodles and stuffed it into his mouth, inarticulately said, "I'm so scared."
Xie Yu put down the phone: "You can talk about it after you finish eating."
Zhou Dalei swallowed the dates wholeheartedly, not afraid of being hot: "I, Lei Zai, have been in the world for 16 years, and this is the first time I have encountered something like this - I love you and my friend? Can you give the youth of the world a way to live?"
This noodle-eating Jianghu teenager felt more and more miserable as he talked. In the end, all his emotions were condensed into one sentence: "If I don't accept anyone, I will accept the shameless brother in the bureau just now, how can he So skilled?"
Hearing that someone was shameless, Xie Yu's face turned blue.
Of all the people, He Chao was the one who had the least psychological burden and was the fastest.
He grabbed Xie Yu's hand quite naturally, wrapped his arms around each other's shoulders sincerely, and read the words "I love you my friend" full and emotional, looking like a lost couple Brothers for many years.
It was already dark, and the wind suddenly blew in the evening, bringing some temperature down to the hot and dry day.
"Actually, today's Ziwu, I really don't care about a game equipment." Zhou Dalei suddenly lowered his voice, he put down his chopsticks, and said, "You know, I can't study, I really read the textbook. The first two are mostly chicken feathers. My parents' barbecue stall doesn't look like much work, and it's really tiring, but what can I do? I can only play games, and I can play games. , selling game equipment... Boss Xie, do you think it's possible for me to be a professional e-sports player?"
Xie Yu didn't speak, but listened quietly.
"Forget it, I'll just say it casually. No matter how good the game is, what kind of work can this be?" Zhou Dalei took a tissue from the side, wiped his mouth, and got up, "Let's go, it's getting late, hurry back, Did you tell your mother when you came out this time, she should be in a hurry again."
Zhou Dalei is usually a very heartless person. If you look at him if you don't know him, he is a typical ignorant bastard.
When I was in secondary school, I caught up with the girl I liked. The girl happened to be in the second period of the middle school at the time. I felt that it was really awesome to find a social friend. Heart, said that he was really blind at the beginning.
But Zhou Dalei, whom Xie Yu knew, was not like this.
"Raizi."
"Um?"
"Do you like to play games?"
"Like it."
"How do you feel about your strength?"
Zhou Dalei just pretended that Xie Yu was chatting with his blind chicken, and said casually, "Is it good for thieves and cattle?"
As a result, Zhou Dalei walked a long way and found that Xie Yu hadn't followed.
He turned around and was about to shout, "What are you doing, you can't leave, catch the bus", when he heard the good brother standing ten meters away and said to him, "I think you can do it."
Zhou Dalei was stunned.
Xie Yu said with a smile, "You are a thief."