The boy only had a talisman on his body. As soon as he touched half of it, I was already close to him.
I raised my hand and slapped his hand away.
Seeing how clean and efficient my move was, the boy immediately panicked.
He raised his fist and hit me in the face. But I couldn't give him a chance, so he turned his palm over and used the "Acupoint Tapping Method" to hit the smile point just below his armpit.
And the talisman in his arms was already easily caught in my hand.
"Hahaha... ... "
The boy's funny spot was hit, and he started laughing non-stop. He first stood up, and then he bent over. He didn't stop bending over, and he kept slapping the ground with his hands, like an angry gorilla.
There was anger in his eyes, but his face was shaking and grinning uncontrollably, and he was laughing non-stop.
"Hahahaha... Asshole, what on earth did you do?"
“Hahaha… Please help me quickly, I don’t want to laugh anymore! Hahaha, I don’t want to laugh anymore!”
The boy's eyes were filled with tears from laughing. His face was very loose, and when he laughed, it was full of wrinkles, and those wrinkles seemed to me to be big enough to kill a mosquito.
"Boy, you are reaping the fruits of your own actions, you can't blame anyone else!"
I stood there and said indifferently.
This is the way to deal with this kind of person, otherwise he won't know why the flowers are so red. Isn't he very arrogant and awesome? Then I will make you neither human nor ghost.
Although there weren't many people in the alley, there were still quite a few. Soon, many people gathered around to watch the fun. They looked at the boy who was sitting on the ground, patting the ground and laughing, pointing and talking, just like they were watching a gorilla in a zoo.
"Hahaha... boy, you're so despicable!"
"Hahaha... kid, I'm going to peel off your skin and pull out your tendons!"
Look, this guy is really stubborn. I am not the kind of person who likes to haggle. If he admits his mistake to me, I will forgive him. But he is so good. Even after that, he still insults me in all kinds of ways. I don't know if he is really stupid or just pretending to be stupid.
"Good boy, you really have a temper. But, hey, I like it!"
I said with a cold smile. Since he chose to continue laughing, then let him continue laughing. I don't need this little bit of time anyway.
The onlookers finally played their role.
They stood there talking in low voices.
"Mrs. Zhang, look at that kid sitting on the ground. He's laughing so happily that I can even see his back teeth! I don't know what's so funny. Did he win five million?!"
"Five million? Impossible. If he had won five million, he would have gone to claim the prize long ago. Who would be here? Look at him. He looks like a pig. I think he's probably mentally ill and he's having a seizure now!"
"That guy seems to be an apprentice in this funeral shop. Tsk tsk, this funeral shop is not that great. They accept people like this. It seems that they really can't hire anyone. If it were me, I would not want such a person. He is simply a pervert. I buy female prostitutes. If he laughs like this in the store, I will forget about doing business!"
Although I made him laugh, the boy's ears were not deaf.
Hearing so many people talking about him, and many people saying he was crazy, he wanted to beat them up. But he couldn't help laughing.
"Asshole... Hahaha... Son of a bitch, beast... I will teach you a lesson!"
I smiled and said to the boy, "No need to be good-looking! I have always been good-looking, but I am not interested in guys like you."
That kid was angry
He laughed for too long, and his facial features seemed to be out of place, his whole face was stiff.
Finally he couldn't help it anymore, and the boy shouted while laughing.
"Master, Master... help me, someone is causing trouble... hahahaha... someone is killing someone!"
The funeral supplies store is a two-story building.
The first floor is for buying funeral supplies, and the second floor is for resting.
There is also a large living room on the second floor, which is used to entertain guests. The decoration of the living room on the second floor is also good, with an ancient atmosphere. There is also a "Xiantian Bagua Diagram" hanging on one wall.
At this time, Chu Tiande was chatting with a few people sitting on chairs.
If I were on the second floor, I would definitely recognize some of them. In addition to Master Chu, there are Master Qi, Master Jiang, and Zhao Xilan. The fat old man is here too. But Fatty Li didn't sit on the chair, but stood behind his master Long Yuanda.
Just now, Master Jiang recounted in detail the incident of meeting the gray-robed man on the winding mountain road.
Everyone was surprised to hear that the man in gray robe had transformed his soul into a ghost and his body into a zombie that was unacceptable to heaven and earth.
Furthermore, the Taoist Yang Chen himself controlled dozens of ghosts, which also surprised them.
Just as Master Chu was about to speak, shouts suddenly came from downstairs.
He was very familiar with that voice; it was the voice of his apprentice Wang Danian.
"Oh no, something might have happened downstairs, I have to go check it out. Everyone, I'll have to excuse myself for a moment, Old Chu."
After saying that, Chu Tiande stood up and quickly left his seat.
Chu Tiande walked down the stairs from the second floor to the first floor.
Now let me talk about my side.
The boy was still laughing, but his mouth might have dried up from laughing, and his lips were purple, and he looked like he was about to die.
The boy was leaning against a wooden block at the door, looking dead.
“Hahaha… Master, please come quickly! Hahaha… Master, help me!”
I slowly walked to his side and squatted down.
I smiled and said to him, "Boy, you like to bully people, so I'm going to bully you today and see who can save you. You like to curse people, don't you? Go ahead and curse now, and I'll see how much saliva you have!"
"Asshole! Hahaha..."
That boy is really persistent. But if he uses that persistence in learning Taoism, I'm afraid he can become an excellent Taoist priest in the future.
Just as the boy was laughing and shouting, a strong wind suddenly came from behind me.
I could feel the strong energy of virtue in that strong wind.
Subconsciously, I stood up and moved a little to the side using the Seven Star Steps.
"Who are you? Why are you causing trouble in front of the store and injuring my apprentice?"
I am very familiar with that voice.
When I turned around, Master Chu, who had arrived, had already seen me and was stunned.
"Why is it you, kid? Aren't you still stuck in traffic?!"
He asked in surprise.
I smiled bitterly and said, "Why can't it be me? I've been in your shop for quite some time!"
"Has it been a while? Haha... But, brother Yang, your outfit is quite unique!" Chu Tiande said with a deep smile.
"Master Chu, you can also joke!" I said with a smile.
Then my expression turned cold again, and I said to Chu Tiande: "However, today's matter is not over yet. Master Chu, I'm sure you can see that I've been slandered!"
At this time, the boy, who was laughing so hard that he was out of breath and a little confused, was still laughing and shouting.
"Hahaha..
... Master, Master, please help me quickly. Hahahaha... ..I don’t want to laugh anymore! It’s all because of that bastard. Hahahaha... ..It’s all because of him, Master, you must help me deal with him!”
After hearing what the boy said, Chu Tiande couldn't help but frown.
This was only the second time Chu Tiande and I had met. Although I had some understanding of him, to be honest, I still didn't know him very well. I only knew that he liked to keep a straight face. It was not easy for Master Chu to say so much today.
"Brother Yang, what's going on? Why is my apprentice like this?"
Since Chu Tiande asked me, I simply told him what had just happened.
During this time, the boy wanted to interrupt, but he spoke vaguely and laughed loudly, and it was impossible to hear what he was saying.
“So that’s how it is!”
"Brother Yang, I understand."
Chu Tiande said with a serious face.
Then he went to his apprentice Wang Danian, and started tapping the boy's chest with his fingers and rubbing it with his palms.
Soon, Wang Danian, who was laughing loudly, stopped laughing.
Maybe he was choked by his own saliva, and the boy started coughing again.
However, Chu Tiande ignored the boy and said to me politely: "Brother Yang, let's go, let's go into the store first and talk later!"
"good."
Then, I followed Chu Tiande into his funeral supplies store.
Funeral shops sell things related to the dead, such as paper people, paper horses, paper sedan chairs, white incense and candles, paper money, yellow paper... and so on.
What surprised me the most was that there were two coffins placed at the innermost part of the first floor. The coffins had no lids and were engraved with patterns, including flowers, animals, and a big "longevity" character.
After entering the store, Chu Tiande ordered the boy named Wang Danian, "Go and close the door!"
That Wang Danian already knew that Chu Tiande and I knew each other, so he lowered his head and didn't dare to look at me.
Soon Wang Danian closed the door of the shop.
There’s always something eerie about funeral supply stores behind closed doors.
Although it is daytime now, I feel very uncomfortable staying in here.
Chu Tiande has been looking sullen since he finished talking to me. His expression is wooden and stiff, and I can't tell what he is thinking. I don't know what Chu Tiande is thinking, and now he has asked his apprentice to close the door, so I subconsciously became alert.
I thought to myself, he wouldn't give me any trouble just to protect his apprentice.
But I was wrong.
Just as Wang Danian closed the wooden door of the funeral supplies store, turned around and stood in front of Chu Tiande, Chu Tiande waved his hand and slapped him in the face.
"Click!"
The slap was so hard that Wang Danian staggered and almost fell to the ground.
Wang Danian covered his red face and muttered, "Master, why did you hit me???"
Chu Tiande was furious.
He said angrily: "I'm hitting you to teach you a lesson! Do you know what mistake you made?"
Wang Danian said shamelessly, "I don't know..."
After hearing this, Chu Tiande became even angrier and said quickly, "Kneel down!"
At this time, Wang Danian didn't say anything. He just knelt on the ground, covering his red face.
"Since you don't know what mistake you made? Then just kneel here!"
After that, Chu Tiande looked at me again, and he said very politely: "That... Brother Yang, I'm sorry to have made a fool of myself! It's my fault for not disciplining my apprentice well, so don't blame me. On the second floor, all the Taoists in the city have arrived, so let's go upstairs first!"
(to be continued)
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