Fake Taoist Priest

Chapter 184: It has become a hot commodity

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Before I could retract my hand, Bai Wuchang grabbed it.

Immediately afterwards, the knife in Bai Wuchang's hand slashed across the palm of my hand.

“Ouch!”

I screamed in pain and found that Bai Wuchang had cut a bloody mark on the palm of my hand with a knife.

"What are you doing?"

There was anger in my eyes and I wanted to take my hand back in annoyance.

But Bai Wuchang's pale hands held me tightly like a pair of pliers.

He turned towards me and said with a smile: "Yang Tianyi, I want to taste your blood!"

Taste my blood? I'm screwed!

Before I could react, Bai Wuchang stretched out a finger and touched my bleeding wound. Then, he put the bloody finger into his own mouth.

He licked his fingers and smacked his lips a few times, then a look of joy appeared on Bai Wuchang's face. He opened his mouth, and the long tongue in his mouth could not be retracted, and it rolled out of his mouth like a rolled-up red carpet.

Looking at Bai Wuchang's long red tongue from such a close distance really made me feel sick.

I found that there were countless short white hairs on his tongue.

Seeing my cautious and reserved expression, Bai Wuchang quickly put away his tongue and said with a smile: "I'm sorry, Yang Tianyi, I scared you! I didn't mean anything else, I just wanted to see if your blood is the blood of the scorching sun. I didn't expect it to be true! In this case, you have a pure yang constitution..."

As soon as Bai Wuchang finished speaking, Hei Wuchang, who was standing in the distance, flashed over.

Hei Wuchang stood beside Bai Wuchang with a smile on his face, but his dark face looked really ugly when he smiled. Hei Wuchang looked at me with arrogance and contempt just now, but now he suddenly looked at me with a smile on his face.

This is very abnormal and makes me feel uneasy.

In particular, Black Wuchang and White Wuchang are both ghost officials in the underworld.

When they stare at me like that, I always feel like I'm looking at a dead person.

Hei Wuchang seemed a little excited and asked me anxiously, "Boy, are you really a pure yang physique?"

I nodded subconsciously.

Seeing me nod, the joy on Hei Wuchang's face became even stronger! Without saying a word, he raised his black hands and grabbed my arm.

Black Wuchang failed to grab my arm before it was dislodged by the mourning stick in White Wuchang's hand.

"Bai Wuchang, what are you doing?"

Hei Wuchang shouted angrily.

Bai Wuchang looked solemn and said seriously: "Hei Wuchang, don't mess around, I was the first one to find Yang Tianyi!"

"You discovered it first, so should he go with you? This is a joke! I even said that I discovered him first!"

"You are making a fuss. I met Yang Tianyi when I was in Qingfeng Gorge. I even gave him a 'life-extending bead' as a gift!"

Hei Wuchang said unhappily, "Life-extending bead? That thing is controlled by the King of Hell, how could you possibly have it? I heard your conversation earlier. It's not like Yang Tianyi did a great job in the underworld, so the King of Hell gave him the Life-extending bead. You're so shameless that you say you gave him the Life-extending bead. Do you have any shame?"

"Asshole, Hei Wuchang, you dare to slander me? Aren't you afraid that I will report you to the King of Hell and say that you disobey the law and act recklessly? Don't forget who is responsible for this operation."

"Is this all you are capable of, Bai Wuchang? Do you always like to use the King of Hell to pressure me? But I tell you, this time the mission is to kill that female ghost. But that female ghost has already died. Our mission is

The mission is completed. As for your role as the person in charge, it is automatically lifted! And this kid is no longer part of the mission. "

The White Impermanence and the Black Impermanence argued endlessly, making me feel that they were more irritable than the shrews cursing on the street. Moreover, they were slandering each other and exposing each other's shortcomings!

Even the fact that Hei Wuchang deliberately toyed with beautiful female ghosts in the underworld was revealed by Bai Wuchang.

And Hei Wuchang was not vague either, and told the story of Bai Wuchang sneaking out of the underworld when he had nothing to do.

This, I saw in my eyes, was dumbfounded.

The ghost officials from the underworld did not dare to interrupt the argument between Black and White Impermanence.

But why are they fighting over me

From what they said, it seemed to be related to my pure yang constitution.

For a while, Bai Wuchang and Hei Wuchang argued until their faces turned red and their noses became thick, their long tongues hung out, and they were panting.

“Ahem!”

I stood aside and pretended to cough twice, and finally attracted their attention.

Bai Wuchang and Hei Wuchang both stared at me.

Then the two of them, each holding one hand, grabbed me.

"Yang Tianyi, no... Brother Yang, tell me, did we meet in Qingfeng Gorge, and I gave you the Life-Sustaining Pearl? I, Xie Bian, am not talking nonsense about this!"

"Don't listen to him, Brother Yang. I, Fan Wujiu, promise you. If you come with me, I will not only take you to the underworld to eat, drink and have fun, but I will also give you a lot of treasures. By the way, do you like female ghosts? I'll give you two. No, Brother Yang, you are so handsome, two female ghosts are not enough. How about this, I will give you ten beautiful female ghosts! Those female ghosts are so attractive! How do you think?"

"Brother Yang, ghosts are ghosts, and you are a human being. Being with ghosts will hurt your body. Although you have a pure yang constitution, you can't have sex with ghosts! Really, I, Xie Bian, the White Impermanence, never lie to anyone."

"Don't listen to his nonsense, Brother Yang. Just come with me to the underworld. I guarantee that it will be a rare experience for you. Money, female ghosts, servants... the underworld has everything."

Damn it, the Black and White Impermanence who had such serious faces just now now act like pugs wagging their tails to beg for mercy.

I really don't understand the reason behind this.

The two of them were buzzing in my ears like two flies!

I really couldn't stand it anymore, so I shook off the hands of Black and White Impermanence.

I took two steps back, put my hands on my hips, and shouted angrily, "What are you doing? This is the world of the living, not your underworld. Can't you pay attention to your image? Besides, why would I go to the underworld? I'm a living person."

"Besides, I'm not your plaything. If you want to invite me, don't you ask for my opinion? I have independent thoughts and I'm a living person. I'm not someone's cat or dog!"

Stunned! Completely stunned!

Both the Black and White Impermanence were stunned by my words!

Bai Wuchang looked embarrassed, and a little red appeared on his pale face.

He blushes too!

As for Hei Wuchang, he stood aside with a grin on his face, also looking embarrassed. He smiled stiffly and said nothing more.

Although I was angry at the two powerful figures in the underworld, the Black and White Impermanence, I felt very happy. But I am a Taoist priest and they are the ghost officials in the underworld. In many cases, I still have to obey them.

So after I scolded them, I quickly put on a smile and said to them in a gentle voice: "My two Lords, I didn't

I don't mean to offend you. I just want to know what you want to do. "

"Why don't you tell me? You want me to follow you to the underworld. This doesn't make sense! Besides, if I really go into the underworld, whether I can come out is another matter. This is also what I am worried about."

"Even if you want to invite me, you have to explain the situation!"

After hearing what I said, Black Wuchang and White Wuchang looked at each other.

Although they looked at each other with disdain, they did not argue this time.

Bai Wuchang spoke first, "I'm sorry, Brother Yang, I was reckless just now. Actually, I didn't mean anything else. I just want you to go to the underworld with me and visit the 'Offering Pavilion' in the underworld."

"Besides, don't worry. Although you are a living person, I am here. No one in the underworld dares to bully you. When the matter is accomplished, I will send you back to the world of the living safely."

After listening to Bai Wuchang's words, I began to think about it in my heart.

Going to the Offering Pavilion

I have seen a related introduction to Gongyang Pavilion in the Yin-Yang Soul Crossing Notes. The notes describe the underworld, saying that after ghosts go to the underworld, before reincarnation, they will go to thirteen places in the underworld. And those thirteen places include the "Gongyang Pavilion."

The Gongyang Pavilion is the tenth stop for ghosts on their way to the underworld, or the netherworld. Simply put, the Gongyang Pavilion is like a post office in the underworld, responsible for delivering offerings from the living world to the dead.

After a person dies, incense burns are held on the seventh day, the hundredth day, the anniversary of the death, and so on... And the things that are burned, whether it is paper money or tomb objects, will be transferred to the hands of ghosts through the offering pavilion.

Some people may ask, after a person dies, the soul will be reincarnated, so why do we need paper money? Actually, it is not like that. There is no special situation that requires a process.

You must know that one day in the world of the living is one month in the world of the dead, which means one day in the world of the living is one month in the world of the dead.

As for ghosts, before being judged whether they can be reincarnated, they need to stay in the "wild ghost village" in the underworld for a period of time. During this period, the ghosts need paper money for food, clothing, shelter and transportation.

Perhaps because he was afraid that Bai Wuchang would snatch me away, Hei Wuchang quickly replied, "Besides, Brother Yang, don't worry. Magu, who is in charge of the 'Gongyang Pavilion', is a very kind person, and she has a lot of wealth. If you go there, maybe Magu will give you a very powerful magic weapon!"

Bai Wuchang interrupted and said, "That's right, Magu is indeed a very nice person! She just wants to find someone with a pure Yang constitution."

But after listening to the statements of Black and White Wuchang, I still didn't understand what they wanted me to do in that offering pavilion

Then I asked them my question, why Magu wanted to find someone with a pure yang constitution

But the Black and White Impermanence shook their heads in embarrassment. It turned out that neither of them knew.

But Bai Wuchang’s subsequent words made me feel moved.

Bai Wuchang said: "I don't know why Magu is looking for someone with a pure Yang physique, but there was a person with a pure Yang physique who went to the Gongyang Pavilion and returned safely to the world of the living. So, Brother Yang, you don't have to worry about your own comfort."

Has anyone been to the Offering Pavilion? Has anyone returned to the living world safely

I subconsciously asked, "Who is that person?"

Hei Wuchang interrupted, "That man is called Jiang Jiuzhen, he is also a Taoist priest in the world of the living, and he is said to be very powerful! He also controls the Yin-Yang diagram just like you!!"

When I heard this, I was shocked!

(to be continued)

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