"Pure Yang blood? Let me smell it!"
Then the little fox named Xianghe poked its head over and sniffed me.
My goodness, it turns out that this little fox has the same problem as her mother Magu, both like to smell men.
"Yes, it really is pure Yang blood! Mom, it looks like I can live again!"
The little girl Xianghe said with joy.
Magu nodded, glared at Xianghe, and said, "Come here, don't stand in front of Brother Yang. Look at you, you've made him embarrassed!"
Indeed, I felt my face burning, and it must have turned red.
I smiled awkwardly.
The little girl then reluctantly went to her mother.
She was still mumbling, "I didn't expect he was actually a living person, and a handsome guy at that!"
Wow! Do foxes also like handsome men? It seems that their aesthetics are not much different from humans. But in the final analysis, it may be because the soul of this girl named Xianghe is a human soul.
A fox can transform into a human form, which means that the fox has become a spirit, and can be considered a fox demon. The underworld is exclusive to humans, and it also excludes monsters such as monsters. No wonder Magu locked her daughter in a stone chamber.
For me, this is a completely new understanding. I have seen the introduction of monsters in the Yin-Yang Soul Crossing Notes before, but this time I encountered a living one.
At this time, Magu said, "Little Brother Yang, let's get started without further delay. I'm going to draw 1,000 milliliters of your blood first."
One thousand milliliters of blood
Shit, are you kidding me? Adults only donate a few hundred milliliters of blood each time, but you gave me a thousand milliliters at once, which is really killing me.
"Um... Master Magu, one thousand milliliters is too much for my body. I think I should draw less!"
I said nervously, my palms were sweating!
The little fox Xiang He, who was sitting on the bed, rolled her eyes at me and said mockingly, "You are such a coward. It's just a thousand milliliters of blood, look how scared you are."
"I remember the old man who came last time. My mother took 2,000 milliliters of blood from him in one go, and he was fine. A young and strong man like you is not as good as an old man?"
"Yang Tianyi, you can't be incapable, right?"
Damn, this girl is really mean. I haven't even started to say anything, but she's already questioning my ability. Besides, I have to prove myself whether I can do it or not, right? It really disgusts me that she's just a little girl and she's so aggressive.
But I’m not the kind of person who would risk my life if I were ridiculed a few times!
I shrugged my shoulders at the little fox Xiang He and said with a smile: "Little girl, I may have said something nonsense. Although your mother Magu is very powerful, I am not a pushover. If you gossip about me again, I will run away. You, just wait for your soul to return to heaven!"
"You, you, you... why are you talking to me like that? It's totally unreasonable!"
The little girl said loudly, somewhat unhappily: "Besides, who is the little girl? Don't look at my childish appearance, but I have lived for hundreds of years, much older than you. You still have to call me sister?"
"Okay, okay, sister, sister, can't I just call you sister?"
I curled my lips and really was too lazy to pay attention to this willful little fox.
Magu, who was standing aside, was standing there smiling.
She glanced at Xiang He, who had her head turned aside and pouted, and said to me, "Brother Yang, don't mind it. My daughter is just like that. She didn't talk so much before. I didn't expect that
Seeing a handsome guy like you today, she actually became more talkative. "
"Mom, what are you talking about? Who is talking too much? Besides, he is not a handsome guy! It is obvious that he deliberately provoked me. It is not just a thousand milliliters of blood, not much, but he was reluctant to give it away!"
Magu shook her head helplessly and said, "Okay, okay, it's not you who is wrong, it's us, okay?!"
The little fox Xianghe was easy to fool. After Magu said a few nice words to her, she kept silent.
Then Magu looked at me apologetically and said, "Young brother Yang, my daughter Xianghe didn't mean to provoke you just now. Don't be angry... As for the 1,000 milliliters of blood, it's actually not much. Wait a minute, when I draw your blood, I will give you a 'Blood-Growing Pill', and then your body will produce more blood. Nothing will happen."
Magu had a pleasant expression on her face.
If this were in the living world, I might not believe her, but this is the underworld, which is naturally incomparable to the living world. Besides, people say there are pills that can produce blood.
I nodded to Magu and said, "Well, since Magu has said this, I, Yang Tianyi, can only obey your orders!"
Magu smiled, raised her hand and handed over a small porcelain bottle, saying: "Young brother Yang, this porcelain bottle contains the Blood-Growing Pill. From now on, I will draw 1,000 milliliters of your blood every week, and this Blood-Growing Pill is used to produce blood."
Perhaps she could still see the worry in my eyes, so Magu continued, "Don't worry, my daughter doesn't need that much blood, you just need to stay with me for a few months. During these months, your food, accommodation, and entertainment will all be on my account. And don't you want to ask me three questions?"
"Those three questions, just wait until you leave here and ask them."
I thought to myself, this is fine.
After all, one day in the mortal world is one month in the underworld. Even if I stay in the Gongyang Pavilion for a few months, only a few days will have passed in the mortal world. Besides, with Magu here for these few months, maybe she has some way to improve my Taoism.
I looked at Magu with a smile and said, "Thank you for your care, Magu-sama!"
The little fox Xiang He on the side curled her lips and muttered, "It's really a bargain for this guy!"
Then Magu looked at me and said directly, "Since you have made up your mind, take off your clothes!"
Shit, he started taking off his clothes right away? And he was taking off his clothes in front of an old woman and a foxy little fox. Isn't that bad
"Hey... Lady Magu, is it right here? Isn't this not very elegant?!"
I asked somewhat embarrassedly.
Who knew that before Magu could speak, the little fox Xianghe next to her spoke.
"Yang Tianyi, my mother told you to take off your clothes, so just take them off. Why are you talking so much nonsense? It's not like my mother has never seen a man before. Let me tell you, my mother has seen more men than you have seen ghosts!"
"What? Has your mother ever seen so many men? And are they all naked?"
I was surprised!
When the little fox heard what I said, his face turned red immediately.
She knew she had made a slip of the tongue, so she quickly explained to her mother, Magu, "Mom, what I just said was not about you. I just said that you have seen more men than anyone else. No, no, no... I meant that many men have seen you take off your clothes!"
The more I talk, the more confused I get. It seems I can't explain it clearly.
"Okay, shut up! You don't know any manners!"
Magu's face was a little blue with anger, but it might still be because of the "man" issue.
At least a little red appeared.
I looked at the little fox Xianghe with a bit of schadenfreude and shook my head at her secretly, which made her very angry.
However, I also felt depressed. If I stayed in the Gongyang Pavilion for three months, wouldn't I have to face this little fox Xiang He every day? I would go crazy.
Just as I was stunned, Magu turned to me and said, "Brother Yang, I didn't think it through. Otherwise, let's go to another stone chamber. There are several empty stone chambers nearby!"
I thought, forget it, there’s no point in going back and forth.
It's just a woman and a half-grown child, just watch it.
I smiled and said, "It's okay, Master Magu, you don't have to bother me, I can just take off my clothes here!"
"Um!"
Magu nodded politely, and then she told me: "Then you should take that 'blood-generating pill' first!"
I smiled, said nothing, and poured out a blood-generating pill from the porcelain bottle.
The "Blood-Growing Pill" is red, which matches the color of blood very well.
When I first took the pill, I felt a warm sensation, and after it entered my stomach, the warm sensation spread out, and made me feel warm all over, which was indescribably comfortable.
But within a few minutes, I felt something was wrong.
I found that my crotch was bulging all of a sudden, and it was propped up high, as if someone had built a small tent on it. And my whole body started to heat up.
How could this happen? Could it be that the Blood-Growing Pill is that kind of medicine
For example: the 100% effective Dali Pills, or drugs like Viagra.
I am confused, completely confused!
"Master Magu, didn't you give me a blood-producing elixir? Why am I feeling hot all over now?"
I asked nervously.
I found that a fine layer of hot sweat had appeared on my back.
My cheeks turned red.
Magu looked at my crotch and smiled, "Normal! The Blood-Growing Pill can indeed promote blood production and the secretion of male body fluids!"
My goodness, I even wonder if the head of Gongyang Pavilion, Magu, has ever worked in a hospital in the mortal world. How come the term "male body fluid" came out of her mouth? She really knows everything!
I covered my crotch in embarrassment.
The little fox Xianghe on the side was laughing.
Magu glared at Xianghe, the little fox who was mocking me, and said, "Xianghe, get out of the way first and let Brother Yang lie on the bed!"
I lay down on the bed obediently.
Magu smiled and said, "It's okay, just relax. I'll draw 1,000 milliliters of blood from you in a moment, and your bloating and pain will subside. The urge will also weaken... In addition, the Blood-Growing Pill will also be useful for your body. In the future, when you get married and have children, you'll be able to feel it!"
This... is amazing!
Then I took off my shirt and lay on the bed.
The little fox Xianghe stood beside me and looked at me secretly from time to time. I didn't mind it.
Although the bed is not big, it is still no problem for me to lie on it.
But then I was surprised, thinking that Magu must have never been to a hospital in the mortal world. The tool she used to draw blood from me was not a needle and a tube, but a flower. The flower had no leaves, just a straight stem. There were many small thorns on the stem.
Moreover, the tip of the flower was as sharp as a cone, and was almost as sharp as the IV needle in the hospital.
"Lady Magu, are you going to use this thing to draw blood from me? Why does it feel weird to me? What is this thing?" I asked carefully.
(to be continued)
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