Fake Taoist Priest

Chapter 30: The toilet is weird

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Master Qi looked at Grandma Yang and shook his head. Then, he waved to us behind him and said in a deep voice, "Let's go in."

This time, Grandma Yang, who was lying on the ground, did not stop us from entering her yard.

She was still slumped on the ground, crying loudly, looking extremely miserable and sad. She was already old and frail, and now she looked even older.

Li Jun respected Master Chu's instructions and except for a few strong villagers entering the Yang family, the rest of the people stayed outside the yard.

I was a little curious about what Master Qi said to that old lady Yang that made her give way with such a distraught look on her face.

So I went up to Master Qi and asked in a low voice.

Master Qi smiled, and then he whispered to Sister Xilan and Master Jiang who were equally curious: "I told that Grandma Yang that it was her son who asked us to come. I also told her that her son's ghost is gone, and was killed by that black-faced Taoist priest!"

"Is that all?"

I was very surprised.

Master Qi smiled and said, "That's it! Otherwise, what do you think?"

I smiled bitterly and said, "Well, Master Qi, you still have a solution!"

However, after laughing, when Master Qi turned to Master Chu, he put away his smile again.

At this time, Master Chu had already arranged for people to enter the Yang family's courtyard to search. According to Ma Hongying, who had committed suicide before, the black-faced Taoist priest not only called back Yang Wantian's soul, but also raised Yang Wantian's soul in Ma Hongying's body, raised Yang Wantian's ghost, and taught Yang Wantian ghost magic, and also left a jar.

Master Qi and Master Chu thought of the same thing.

They all felt that the jar was the crux of the problem.

But so many people searched the Yang family's courtyard for a long time, but they didn't find any jars. They even searched all the pots and pans in the Yang family, but found nothing.

"It's impossible! Logically speaking, the layout of the entire courtyard has been destroyed, so the Yin Qi should have leaked out. Otherwise, the villagers of Fengmen Village would not have been penetrated by the Yin Qi. But why can't I feel the Yin Qi here... ..

.Strange! Strange! "

Master Chu held his chin with his left hand, his eyebrows almost twisted together. He shook his head while thinking, and he had no idea at all.

As for Master Qi, he is good at catching ghosts, but he is not good at looking at the feng shui pattern.

"Old Chu, are you capable of this? Have you figured out something? You can't embarrass us Taoist priests, otherwise I, Qi Guangcai, will lose face!"

Master Qi said with some complaints.

Master Chu curled his lips and said to Master Qi angrily: "Can you shut your stinky mouth? You keep talking so much and it's annoying me. If you can do it, come and do it!"

Master Qi's face turned red after hearing what Master Chu said.

But then Master Qi still walked to Master Chu's side with a smile and whispered, "Okay, okay, you Chu Tiande are so powerful, I'm afraid of you, okay? I see, you can't do anything else except snatching things from me!"

Master Qi's ridicule almost made Chu Tiande's eyebrows stand up. He stared with his eyes, his eyes were blazing, and he said angrily: "Master Qi, what did you say?"

Master Qi put his hands behind his back and said lightly, "I didn't say anything! Is it that your ears are also deaf?"

When Master Chu heard this, he was so angry that his beard trembled.

Seeing this, Master Qi smiled and said quickly: "Okay, okay, I'm wrong, that's fine. Don't look at me like that, otherwise, you'll scare me to pee. Speaking of peeing, I really did pee..."

At this point, I don't know if Master Qi was deliberately trying to anger Master Chu or what. He walked up to me, smiled, put his arm around my shoulders, and said to me: "Little brother Tianyi, we are friends from now on. As for the Chu, we don't need to care about him at all... Let's go! Let's go pee!"

Another sarcastic remark! These two masters are really interesting.

At this time, Master Chu's face had turned green.

As Master Qi held my shoulders, I felt even more bitter. I thought, damn old Qi, you and Chu Tiande are having a quarrel, why did you drag me into it? I am still a fake Taoist priest, I don't want to offend anyone.

However, it really felt weird to me when the word "pee" came out of the mouth of Master Qi who is over 60 years old.

In my helplessness, I was dragged by Master Qi

Gone.

Only when Master Chu left did Master Qi let go of my shoulders.

Don't mention it, this old guy looks inconspicuous, skinny, but he is very strong. My shoulder hurts a little!

"You dragged me here, didn't you just want me to come with you to pee?"

I said to Master Qi unhappily.

Who would have thought that Master Qi was standing in front of the toilet in the courtyard, pinching his nose and saying to me, "It's just urine! Otherwise, do you think I want that ghost poison on your body?"

Master Qi's words made me choke on my words as I was about to curse.

I swallowed and stared at Master Qi in surprise.

I looked around and saw no one was around, so I whispered to him, "How did you know I had the ghost poison? Did Master Jiang tell you?"

I guess it was Master Jiang who told Qi Guangcai, otherwise he wouldn't have known. But thinking about Master Jiang's character, I rejected this idea in my heart.

Master Qi squinted his eyes and said with a smile: "Little brother Tianyi, don't guess randomly. I saw it myself. When I gave Zhao Xilan the "brain awakening pill", I saw you tear off a piece of cloth from your body and wrap it with something you picked up from the ground. Am I right?"

Damn it, Qi Guangcai was right. I thought to myself, Master Qi dragged me here, could he be trying to steal the ghost poison from me

At this time, Master Qi said to me with a beaming smile: "Little brother Tianyi, don't worry, I, your Grandfather Qi, will not take your piece of ghost poison. It's not easy for you, so you can keep it for yourself. Don't worry, I won't tell anyone else."

See? I’m starting to get close to you.

Grandpa Qi, bah! If you didn't have any other purpose, why would you drag me here

Seeing me staring at him suspiciously, Master Qi blushed and said, "Little Brother Tianyi, to be honest, I really have something to ask you. Actually, it's the same as I said before, I want to meet your master!"

"You may not know this yet, but I, your Grandpa Qi, have committed the most severe of the five vices and three deficiencies. So I was thinking about whether I could meet your master."

Master Qi

Is it the "cruel" one among the five disadvantages and three shortcomings

How could this be? I saw that Master Qi was fine, he didn't have any broken arms or legs, how could he be "disabled"?! I raised my eyebrows, and two wrinkles appeared on my forehead.

Master Qi seemed to have something to hide, and said helplessly: "Anyway, I just want to meet your master. I hope you can find time for me to talk to your master and tell him that I want to see him!"

"But don't worry, I will never mention this to anyone else. This is a secret between us... By the way, I won't tell anyone about the ghost poison in your body!"

Having said that, Master Qi actually smiled shamelessly.

From his smile, I knew that he was no longer begging, but threatening. If I didn't introduce Master Qi to my "master", I was afraid that the shameless Qi Guangcai might tell others about my possession of the ghost poison.

If others knew that I had such a large amount of ghost poison in my body, I would not be able to continue my work as a Taoist priest.

"this... ... "

I felt extremely embarrassed and a little upset.

I thought to myself, who did I offend? I didn't steal or rob. I found the ghost poison by myself. Why treat me like this? Besides, everyone knows that my "master" was just something I made up. He doesn't exist at all.

For a moment, I was in a dilemma.

Master Qi saw that I was in a dilemma, but he still smiled and said, "Little brother Tianyi, you don't have to be so embarrassed. I can give you time to think about it, so think about it carefully! Also, as long as you introduce your master to me, I will give you whatever treasures I have. How do you think?"

Now I am really in a dilemma. I am afraid that even if I tell Master Qi that I don't have a master, he won't believe me. But if I say I do have one, where can I find one for him

I had no choice but to refuse and said, "How about this, Master Qi, let me think about it. I'll tell you when I'm done. If possible, I'll take you to meet my master."

Upon hearing what I said, Master Qi was overjoyed.

Outside, that old face is like a blooming flower.

I really didn't want to see his old face, so in order to avoid him, I said anxiously: "Okay, okay, let's talk about this matter when we have time. You have to give me some time to think about it! ... Oh, I'm still holding it in, no, I have to go to the toilet."

Then I covered my crotch, walked around Master Qi in front of me and went to the toilet. Although the toilet was a bit smelly, it was better than being entangled by the shameless Master Qi.

Seeing that I was deliberately avoiding him, Master Qi laughed and said loudly: "You don't have to hide from me like this, kid... OK, I'll wait for your news!"

When I entered the toilet and was about to answer Master Qi's question, my body shivered subconsciously.

Because after entering this toilet, I felt the biting cold.

It felt like I was standing shirtless in the snow, and the coldness went deep into my bones, several times stronger than the cold I felt in the ancestral hall of Fengmen Village.

I felt like I was freezing.

But in an instant, my body suddenly became hot, and the "amulet" painted on my chest actually started to protect me on its own.

My mouth felt sweet and a mouthful of blood came out. When the blood was spit into the grave pit, I found that ice had formed on it.

I realized something was wrong, and subconsciously shouted to the door of the toilet, "Master Qi, something is wrong, there is something wrong in the toilet!"

Outside the toilet, Master Qi, who was shaking his head and about to leave, heard my call and rushed to the toilet immediately.

When he opened the toilet door, a layer of ice had already formed on my legs and feet, and the ice slowly spread to my thighs and my body... ... The speed was incredibly fast! It was so scary!

"Damn, there's something weird here!"

Master Qi raised his hand and threw out dozens of fire talismans. At the same time, as he chanted the spell, the fire talismans burned instantly.

For a moment, I was shivering with cold, but instantly I was filled with heat brought by those fire talismans.

At the same time, Master Qi bent his right arm, held me in his arms, and took me out of the toilet.

(to be continued)

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