"This is the latest news we have received. Today, Yanyan will be led by the director to meet a mysterious sponsor. You two stay here today and make sure to dig out that mysterious sponsor. This is another A headline." The editor-in-chief rubbed his hands and said to the two generals in front of him with a greedy look on his face.
"Hiccup" The first thing that responded to him was a discordant hiccup.
"Promise to complete the task." Bamboo on the side agreed enthusiastically.
"I said, hiccup, isn't that Yanyan the goddess in your mind? What is she going to do? Hiccup, don't you know, why are you, hiccup, so excited?" This paragraph goes on and on. The person who hiccupped many times was Xu Zuoyan. When he came out, he ate the snack too quickly and got choked. He has hiccupped all the way to this day.
And the Yanyan they talk about is a new generation of singers, with a sweet appearance, and was named a otaku goddess as soon as she debuted. Recently, I heard that I was going to change my career and take on a movie. I heard that it would be a big production, and there would be mysterious sponsors to fund it, which would give Yanyan a good start in salary. Many people are curious about who this sponsor is, this is obviously praising Yanyan, and if there is something fishy in it. Now that the editor-in-chief has given this news, he undoubtedly feels that there is another unspoken rule at play. Obviously the editor-in-chief and his friend Zhuzi have always regarded Yanyan as their goddess, why are they still so excited now.
"You're stupid, Goddess. That's something that's just out of reach. It's used for worship. Since it's out of reach, in comparison, it's better for me to get the glory of the goddess and make a little money." Editor-in-Chief He scolded Xu Zuoyan in disgust, and Zhuzi on the side nodded in agreement.
"None of you men, burp, can be trusted, burp, damn it." Xu Zuoyan said with contempt. The hiccups made him uncomfortable, and he did not forget to curse.
"Don't make it sound like you are reliable. What man doesn't care? After all these years, who do you think will always be consistent with whom?" the editor said.
"Ah, I can, hiccup, be consistent." Xu Zuoyan puffed out his chest and said seriously.
"Just come on, if you haven't had a girlfriend, don't give yourself any extra money. Once you have a girlfriend, then look at other women who are better than your girlfriend. I'll see if you can still control it. ." The editor-in-chief glanced at him disdainfully.
"Excuse, if you don't like people, don't do anything to them. You bunch of shameless beasts, I've seen through your ugly faces, you will be punished." After hearing these words, Xu Zuoyan thought of those people. The man who was trying to take advantage of his sister felt annoyed in his heart, especially the one named Ye, who was even more disgusted. But when he got angry, he stopped hiccupping and started to criticize him.
"Hey, Comrade Xiaoyan, you'd better go find a girlfriend first and then talk to someone with more experience." The editor-in-chief didn't care about Xu Zuoyan's scolding and continued to say shamelessly.
"I know without trying that I won't be like you. If I have someone I like, I will always be good to her and will never do anything to make her sorry." Xu Zuoyan turned his head to face the people outside the window. Sunshine showed a determined expression.
"Oh my God!" Suddenly, the bamboo next to him shouted, pointing at Xu Zuoyan with a ghostly expression on his face.
"What are you doing? What the hell are you doing?" Xu Zuoyan was startled. He turned around and saw Zhuzi pointing at him with his hand, and blurted out a curse. Then he thought, wasn't he scolding himself? I couldn't help but sigh.
"Xu Zuoyan!" Zhuzi yelled, stood up, stepped on the chair with one foot, pointed at Xu Zuoyan's nose with one finger, and asked seriously: "Tell me the truth, where were you fooling around last night? Who were you fooling around with? Already? How long have you been fooling around?"
"There's something wrong with you, right?" Xu Zuoyan rudely slapped away Zhuzi's hand pointing at him and cursed Zhuzi's inexplicable question.
"Zhuzi, what are you doing?" The editor-in-chief asked, not knowing what Zhuzi was talking about.
"Editor-in-Chief, Xu Zuoyan must have been out fooling around last night. There are bite marks behind his ears. What a fierce woman she is." Zhuzi compiled the report with the editor-in-chief. When he said the last sentence, he had a greedy look on his face. looked at Xu Zuoyan.
"What's going on? Let me see." The editor jumped up when he heard it. Xu Zuoyan could feel the ground shaking, and then the editor-in-chief flashed behind him at a speed he had never seen before.
"Oh, it's true. Comrade Xu Zuoyan, you are too dishonest. You didn't say anything about such a blessing." The editor-in-chief also shouted when he saw the bite mark behind Xu Zuoyan's ear.
"Damn, what are you talking about? Where are the bite marks?" Xu Zuoyan looked confused. He had no idea what they were talking about. He reached out and touched behind his ears, but he didn't feel anything.
"Spread your paws for me." Zhuzi slapped Xu Zuoyan's hand away in disgust, then took a photo of Xu Zuoyan with the camera, and then showed it to Xu Zuoyan.
"Oh shit, where did it come from?" Xu Zuoyan saw a clear bite mark and couldn't help shouting.
"Don't tell me you don't know anything. The truth has been exposed. It's useless for you to pretend to have amnesia. Tell me honestly. There's no way the bite mark was caused by you yourself." The editor-in-chief put his hands on his waist and looked at it. Xu Zuoyan said.
"It's true. I was almost fooled by you just now when I was talking about human-like things. It turns out that you, a fresh little girl, have already started to eat meat, tsk tsk." Zhuzi also looked at Xu Zuoyan with a 'You're not good' look on his face. look.
Xu Zuoyan looked at the two people standing in front of him who were obviously too curious, and he was depressed to death.
"It was my sister's birthday last night. I didn't go out at home the whole time. I was just a little drunk at most." Xu Zuoyan covered his ears with one hand and thought with an annoyed look on his face.
"Hey, there is a bright spot. You are drunk. What happens next?" The editor immediately caught the bright spot and said with shining eyes.
"Isn't it because of drunkenness, but did you do something to someone, or... was someone to do something to you? Your sister's birthday should be attended by beautiful women. No matter how much I think, you are worth it. "Zhuzi said with a wink.
"Damn, what happened to you?" Xu Zuoyan yelled at Zhu Zi angrily.
"Step aside and let me think about it." After glaring at the two of them, Xu Zuoyan tried his best to recall what happened last night.