Faking Straight

Chapter 89

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On this issue, Wasser really does not know.

Therefore, advisor Cheng shook his head quite naturally, with the same puzzled expression as them, "Why?"

However, because of his previous bad reputation, his teammates complained in their hearts one after another, and the consultant became this guy's acting skills, right? Look at the big doubtful eyes and the curious little tone, if they really didn't know he was Worther, they would have believed what he said.

The small eyes of the teammates were cast on him secretly, all of which meant "make it up for you".

Ever since they knew the secret of Advisor Cheng and completed the task of the insect industry, the brothers completely released themselves, naive to the point of breaking the table, their IQ was reduced to only talking and laughing, and then secretly prepared the legendary surprise gift.

"Just ask You Meng?" Li Zuoxing opened his brain and never admitted that he liked this childish atmosphere. "Or ask You Meng's adjutant."

"How can you ask the client about this kind of thing? Of course, it's Captain You Meng's adjutant." The teammates clapped each other on him with a smile.

When Li Zuoxing contacted the adjutant, the adjutant happened to be free. He heard the words and laughed twice, and told them the origin of the matter.

It turned out that five months ago, Yumon had sent a challenge letter to Wother, requesting a one-on-one match with him. Wother did not refuse at that time, but when it came to the game, no one was there. When others were talking about it, it was said that Wasser was disdainful of fighting a duel with a little captain, so he didn't show up. Yumeng was hit hard, and so far he has completely turned black from passers-by fans.

Or Wasser's black all his life, the kind of high-quality high-quality black who only scolds the opponent for trash.

And self-proclaimed to be the opponent of Worther's life.

Li Zuoxing finished listening: "..."

He has a headache.

It's no wonder that after Woser appeared in public and introduced him as an opponent, Yumon looked at him strangely.

Advisor Cheng was thoughtful.

He seemed to have received a challenge letter at the time, and he did not refuse, but on the day of the game, other star thieves were ambushed, and those junk who had always been no bigger than sesame actually joined together to kill him, and Wasser was defeated. After being forced to take NK-03, he completely forgot about someone challenging him.

After thanking the lieutenant, the dream team, who finally knew the reason, was satisfied, and turned to other topics.

Li Zuoxing got up before he had time to say, "I'm going to the toilet."

Advisor Cheng stood up immediately and stuck to Li Zuoxing, "Me too."

In order to have the opportunity to get along alone, the two of them left the bathroom in the room and walked out openly under the contemptuous eyes of their teammates.

There was no one in the aisle, it was going to be bedtime, and under the bright lights were this pair of lovers of the same sex.

Everyone knows the purpose of the other party, and it is not to practice the idea that has just not had time to practice.

The two walked side by side for a minute, but Li Zuoxing couldn't hold back, "Aren't you hot?"

"It's not hot." Advisor Cheng was close to him.

"So sticky?"

Advisor Cheng shook his head seriously, holding Li Zuoxing's arm was not enough, he raised his hand and kissed the back of his hand, "It's not sticky, it's not sweating."

Deliberately misinterpreting Li Zuoxing's meaning.

Li Zuoxing shook his hand with a smile, "This is the hand you will use when you go to the toilet."

Deliberately disgusting him, "so dirty, so dirty."

The consultant Cheng smiled, suddenly opened his mouth to hold his little finger, warmly tolerated for a while, and then said slowly: "Sweet."

With wet mouth, Li Zuoxing frowned, "Eat if it's dirty, there's no next time."

The consultant Cheng was extremely satisfied, "You are not dirty."

"You are delicious anywhere, and I like to eat anywhere."

"Your expression now looks like a pervert," Li Zuoxing used precise words, "or is it that our Chengcheng baby was originally a pervert?"

Li Zuoxing originally thought he had put out the fire, but now he knows that the fire has not been put out, and it has burned its owner even more boldly.

Speaking of perversions, consultant Cheng immediately retorted, "Of course not."

But in his heart he remembered the scene when he once peeped at Li Zuoxing and surrounded him with mental power.

The star thief, who was standing in front of the toilet door, was in a turbulent mood, and even Li Zuoxing, who was beside him, didn't even look at him.

It took more than an hour to solve the physiological problem. During this period, other people came to the toilet. In the end, many people complained to the staff of the spacecraft, saying that there was a strange noise in the bathroom in the middle of the night, which scared them to go to the toilet. Not bad.

As soon as the toilet door is closed, you can swim in the cloud.

It was not unreasonable for Li Zuoxing to say that the consultant Cheng would play, because he was afraid that he would stay away from him after knowing that he was Worther.

Advisor Cheng is more ruthless to himself and others, but in front of Li Zuoxing alone, he is more ruthless to himself.

He knew that from the point of view of others, the actions of his two identities were like playing with Li Zuoxing, and he couldn't tell whether he was sincere or just playing for fun.

In order to make Li Zuoxing believe him, he really fought hard.

Said to be punishment, in fact, the purpose is still one, that is to seduce the sweetheart.

Show off your charm to the fullest, show how a straight man is embarrassingly groping himself, and let Li Zuoxing watch with his own eyes, stare at his actions, and watch how he uses his mental power to explore his body.

Li Zuoxing blushed when he heard his proposal, and he couldn't stand it when he saw it with his own eyes.

But the consultant Cheng had already asked him, and in order to implement the "small punishment", he could only watch and not intervene during the whole process.

When consultant Cheng didn't really understand that he liked Li Zuoxing, he had already tried to make himself happy, but it was only irritable, because there was no response.

Under such a shameful situation, he also thought that he would be as unresponsive as before, but who knew that under Li Zuoxing's attention, it would be even more incredible.

It seems that as long as Li Zuoxing is there, he can be excited just by sight.

The pleasant travel time passed quickly. After seeing some beautiful scenery one after another, the people of the dream team tacitly set the location of the welcome ceremony and confession plan at Haibaixing.

Because many of their stories happened here, the first intimate contact between Li Zuoxing and advisor Cheng was also here, because of the mermaid, everything gave this planet an extraordinary charm.

"I think the wedding should be held at the Big Dipper, what do you think?" Swarin suggested earnestly.

They were discussing the wedding of Li Zuoxing and his advisor Chengfu, and they completely ignored the real issue of whether two men could get married. They were arguing hotly about the idea of such a bright future.

"The Kiki stars we've been to are also good," Sinan suggested, "and the wedding on their planet was so fun, the wedding process was so romantic!"

"Topia is also good." Ling Nian followed closely.

After all, it is the planet of his military academy, and the business of Tuobang Star is prosperous. There will be many guests attending the wedding, and it will be very lively at that time.

Jiyu looked embarrassed and hesitated, "These are all good, but if I remember correctly, Zuo Xing likes the atmosphere of Mawei Xing very much."

Worther's homeworld is dead, and they can't hold their wedding on Midr.

As for whether the two of them can be together to get married - this is a question that the dream team has never considered, please, look at the exclusive desire and attitude of the consultant pair Li Zuoxing, can they separate

The teammates were actively discussing, and Li Zuoxing and consultant Cheng, who were the parties, walked at the end and were not listening at all.

Li Zuoxing walked backwards in front of Advisor Cheng, his hands behind his back and clenched into fists, smilingly asked Advisor Cheng to guess that there was something in his hand, "Guess quickly."

Advisor Cheng thought for a while, he couldn't cheat, he could only observe his expression, and tentatively asked, "Right hand?"

Li Zuoxing's expression did not change, but he spoke slowly, "Are you sure?"

Not sure, consultant Cheng frowned, tangled, "Could it be the left side?"

There are no raised stones on the beach, and Li Zuoxing's posture is particularly charming when he is backwards playing with his boyfriend, but his expression has not changed, "There is only one chance, ask for success."

It's over, the consultant is really racking his brains. This serious and worried look makes it hard to believe that he is just playing a game with the object.

When their IQ fell below the average, the two were naive and happy, and their teammates ignored them, pretending that they were followed by two mentally retarded.

According to their words, only by ignoring these two people can you feel that there is air in the world, the air is fresh, not full of sour dogs, food, and smells!

Swarin is still the one who is different. No matter how many childish pictures he sees, he will be in a super good mood, and he feels satisfied!

But being so naive is also a manifestation of the happiness of two people, right

They were getting closer and closer to the beach, and suddenly a line that cut the waves came from a distance in the sea. The crisp milk sounded, and they were very happy, "Boss!"

The penetrating power of the child's voice was very strong, and it resounded through the entire beach. Li Zuoxing's dashing figure staggered, and was almost taken aback by the call.

"Boss, boss, boss!"

The sound got closer and closer, and the little mermaid moved quickly and swam in front of them. The long hair was scattered in a mess, and the big navy blue eyes were full of happiness, "Wuwuwu boss finally came to see the baby."

Cute as a doll.

Ling Nian's eyes lit up, why didn't he find this little mermaid so cute before

It's just a little bit worse than the cute mental power.

"Cough," Li Zuoxing crouched down in a very old-fashioned manner, asking questions between the eldest brother and the younger brother, "Did I study hard after I left?"

"Yes!" The little mermaid proudly held out her small chest, and the chubby chin was about to poke into the sky, "Baby thinks what the boss said is very right! The baby should study hard and improve every day! So the baby ran away from home and planned to exercise by himself. Oh strength!"

"Is the baby awesome?"

Shining brightly looking at Li Zuoxing for praise.

Dream Team: "… "

Disapproving eyes dimly looked at Li Zuoxing.

"..." Li Zuoxing.

He immediately turned around and walked quickly to the docking position of the spaceship. The seawater of Haibaixing occupied almost the entire planet. The place where they stopped now is not the place where they met the little mermaid, which means that he is still saved.

The consultant was prejudiced, he turned around and left, very puzzled, "What?"

"Before the mermaid came to kill me," Li Zuoxing, "I have to run for my life."

He got the only cub of the mermaid clan and ran away from home!

Look at the way this little mermaid's hair is messy and her stomach is rumbling non-stop, you can see how miserable he is now!

I am afraid that the entire mermaid clan already hates him to the point of tickling their teeth, right? !

But he was just joking. After walking a few steps, he turned back and went into the water to hold the little mermaid in his arms from the shallow water, and let his teammates on the shore hunt and barbecue for him.

They brought a lot of convenient tools for a good trip this time, and the picnic was just a trifle.

Advisor Cheng followed him into the water. Li Zuoxing held the little mermaid, and he helped hold the long mermaid tail. The shiny mermaid scales were extremely beautiful, and the tentacles were cold and hard, like metal.

The little mermaid obediently put away the dangerous scales on the mermaid, hid the sharp edges, and wrapped her little hands around the boss's neck. Blinker glanced at Li Zuoxing left and advisor Cheng to the right with big eyes. He was very relieved to be held by them. Get out of the water and onto the beach.

The four Ji Yu who were busy on the shore couldn't help laughing, and recorded this scene with their bare brains. It was really beautiful, like a family of three.

All three are of good looks, and Haibaixing's background is extraordinarily beautiful. Any picture can make people feel warm and smile on their faces.

Xinan is very strong. When Li Zuoxing and his advisor Cheng Cheng hugged the little mermaid, he had dug a ditch with tools, used his mental power to isolate the sliding sand, and led a stream of water from the sea to the barbecue area to let the little mermaid. Can stay in sea water all the time.

They know that mermaids from other planets can leave the water for three days, but the mermaids of Haibaixing never like to interact with humans, they are shy and timid, so people don't know much about them, so it's always right to be careful. .

Li Zuoxing put the little mermaid in the puddle, and the little mermaid said obediently, "Thank you boss."

He looked at consultant Cheng again, and said very seriously and simply: "Thank you boss's wife."

Advisor Cheng: "...?"

His expression made the little mermaid look apprehensive, and he carefully said, "Baby is wrong? Don't humans just call their partners their wives?"

"...It's okay," the consultant Cheng smiled, feeling that the child was still young and couldn't tell the difference between a wife and a husband, "but I'm not a wife, baby."

Since he made Li Zuoxing's face flush red and his eyes flickered on the spaceship, consultant Cheng was simply proud of his "active party" status. In his opinion, isn't this an obvious thing? How could his meticulous logic go wrong.

Which accepting party can make the active party show Li Zuoxing's expression

But the reason why he emphasized the issue of "up and down" is nothing more than... He also felt that something was wrong.

But if you don't admit it, you have to pretend you don't know.

No matter what you think in your heart, the momentum must be shown.

The little mermaid naively broke his sweet dream, "No, the baby smells the smell of the boss in your body! The baby can't smell it wrong!"

In the end, in order to prove himself in a hurry, Xiao Jindouzi put his grievance in his eyes, "You are the wife of the boss!"

Consultant Cheng: "… "

The teammates looked at him with strange eyes, and then suddenly realized that they kept looking up and down.

Li Zuoxing was in a mixed mood for a while. On the one hand, he praised the little mermaid's behavior of breaking the consultant into a dead skin and ignoring it. He must praise the younger brother for his bravery. On the other hand, he felt that he was going to fight Wasser ... The real initiative.

But looking at the appearance of the consultant, he was so excited that he couldn't stop every time. He shouldn't be able to fight, right

He thought about it secretly, and the advisor next to him turned blue, red and black.

"… puff ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

Arrogant laughter sounded, although the teammates don't know why boys and boys fall in love with wives and husbands, but look at the expression of consultant Cheng, poof, poor star thief Wasser.

Li Zuoxing took two steps back and gave a thumbs up to the little mermaid where the consultant couldn't see it.

The little mermaid doesn't distinguish between the boss and the boss's wife, he asked cutely, and the general interstellar language is not very standard, "Boss, why do you give the baby a thumbs up?"

Done.

Li Zuoxing's movements froze, and consultant Cheng turned his head slowly, just in time to meet his raised big finger.

Alas.

The teammates handed the skewers to the little mermaid, and then they ate them one by one, watching, "Come, come, eat while it's hot."

Fight up fight up! Don't be shy, they are waiting to see the fun.

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Little Mermaid: Hey, my dangerous instinct tells me to shut up