Fanservice Paradox
营业悖论
Author: 稚楚
Latest: Chapter 113
Status: Completed
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Genres: Urban, Modern Romance, Yaoi
Tags: drama romance urban yaoi
Kaleido, a powerful but very confused boy group, became popular by chance because of an airport video he shot.
In the video, the group's most offensive youngest, Pei Hearsong, put his brother Fang Jue Xia against the wall, holding a ticket and patting his face, while Fang Jue Xia just took away the ticket and held it to his lips, finishing his lapel. A group "bullying" transformed into a stimulating mutual teasing, listening to the cp came out of nowhere.
The netizens: the crap good attack! The wall to wall sparring bayonet!
So, the submarine rule rumor-ridden abandoned ace and the legendary with capital airborne background households are so bound together, obviously not on the debut, but forced to open a long road of false business.
The main dance singer face - sensible and tough beauty suffer vs creative / rap / total offensive role - rebellious and unrestrained under the attack
Life is a paradox about business.
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Kaleido, a talented but unpopular boy band, shot to fame by chance because of a video shot at the airport. In the video, Pei Tingsong, the youngest and most gong member of the whole group, pinned Fang Juexia Gege against a wall as he gently patted his face with a ticket. Yet Fang Juexia just took the ticket away, biting it as he tidied up his clothes. A “bullying” incident within the group thus transformed into an intense flirting exchange, and the TingJue CP was born.
Netizen: holy sh*t that’s so gong! Kabedon AND a bayonet fight! (internet slang for lovey dovey actions between men)
And thus, the abandoned trump card burdened by rumours of having had sold his body and the legendary rich member with a strong backing were bound together. They had clearly never gotten along since their debut, yet they were now forced to embark on an endless path of selling their fake ship together.
Pei Tingsong was famous for being ‘real’ in the circle, and he had offended many people from his lyrics alone because they were overly ‘real’. But he stressed again and again that he and Fang Juexia were only providing fan service.
CP fan: [Someone who has never been fake is selling a fake ship.] May the philosophy students please explain the paradox to this young student Pei here.
Young Pei: Fine, you guys win.
Juexia: (seriously considers the logic) If B is true, then A is also true; but if A is true, then B should also be true…it really is a paradox.
Young Pei: Fang Juexia, you’re heartless.
有实力却很糊的男团Kaleido，偶然因一段机场他拍视频走红。
视频里，全团最攻的老幺裴听颂把哥哥方觉夏抵在墙上，手拿机票轻拍他的脸，而方觉夏却只是拿走机票叼在唇边，整理衣襟。一场团内“霸凌”变身成刺激互撩，听觉cp横空出世。
网友：卧槽好攻！壁咚拼刺刀！
于是，潜规则传闻缠身的被弃王牌和传说中的带资空降背景户就这么捆绑在一起，明明出道就不合，却被迫开启漫漫虚假营业路。
主舞主唱门面·理智坚韧美人受vs创作/rap/总攻担当·叛逆不羁年下攻
人生是一场关于营业的悖论。
【排雷】
1、[队内恋爱]文，不喜勿入！
2、受没被潜过但有潜规则传闻，双初恋，感情线无虐
3、架空娱乐圈，不写实勿较真。前中期有烧脑真人秀，不喜勿入。
4、受开篇是比较隐忍的性格，完整人设铺展得很慢，请不要看了两章就骂人，不喜就弃
5、攻才19岁，出场性格就是个叛逆恶劣小少爷，求各位不喜勿入，别骂角色。攻受都不完美，陪着彼此成长。
6、无原型！【请勿提及三次元，这么个小糊团谁代谁糊】
7、会登顶有爽点但[不是快节奏文]，文笔尬苏，【谢绝写作指导】别勉强自己看不喜欢的文，开心最重要。
8、尊重原创，请不要拿文中句子或意象去其他地方ky，圈地自萌。